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Gray Davis

by John Cole|  August 22, 20036:06 pm| 6 Comments

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“I carry a little card around with me that says, ‘Nothing will happen to me today that the Lord and I can’t handle together.’ ”

Embattled California Gov. Gray Davis, who’s facing a recall election.

At least he will have company in the unemployment line.

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  1. 1.

    The Mighty Reason Man

    August 22, 2003 at 6:14 pm

    Ha!

    You know I disagree with you about…well, just about everything, but that’s damn funny.

  2. 2.

    M. Scott Eiland

    August 22, 2003 at 6:19 pm

    Until, of course, the Lord finds out that Davis had Bob Mulholland slime the Almighty in exchange for the votes of fifty-two atheists in Pacoima. Ouch–bet ol’ Monochrome wishes he had *that* one back. ]:-)

  3. 3.

    Ricky

    August 22, 2003 at 9:31 pm

    Even the Lord is voting “yes” on the recall.

    And yes, that was a joke, before anyone goes ballistic.

  4. 4.

    Victor of the Apes

    August 26, 2003 at 1:15 pm

    Unemployment line? We all know that he has a job waiting for him at Edison.

  5. 5.

    Marilene

    September 17, 2003 at 4:21 pm

    Your missing the one about Davis quoting from the Book of Palm 133

    I think it was said sometime in september 2003

  6. 6.

    David Grant

    October 7, 2003 at 11:17 pm

    Hi,

    I hope you enjoy my website.

    http://www.governorgraydavis.com

    David Grant

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