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Down Home Irony

by John Cole|  November 16, 20039:30 pm| 2 Comments

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SO, CSI is a repeat, and I am flipping through the channels looking for something to watch, and you will never guess who is hosting the Morning After: The Greatest Drinking Songs on CMT.

Wynonna Judd. Yes- this Wynonna:

The country singer’s Land Rover was clocked by one of Nashville’s finest going 47 miles per hour in a 30 mile per hour zone early Thursday morning.

According to the arrest report, Judd consented to a Breathalyzer after cops smelled booze and noticed her watery, dilated eyes. She registered at 0.175, more than twice the legal limit of 0.08 percent.

Cops also said Judd had no memory of how many drinks she’d imbibed.

She did, however, remember why she’d been out drinking: “I had been out celebrating my upcoming wedding and a girlfriend’s birthday last night and clearly let my excitement get the best of me,” Judd said in her statement, adding, “I am always thinking about the safety of others and that of my family and have learned a very serious lesson.”

Paging A. Morissette, paging A. Morissette.

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  1. 1.

    HH

    November 17, 2003 at 5:41 pm

    FYI, the reason CSI is a rerun is that last night, The Reagans was to air.

  2. 2.

    phil

    December 29, 2003 at 10:00 am

    This is why I think their should be mandatory jail time for DUI’s. Celebs can just shell out a few grand and forget about it (unless they kill someone.) Not to mention they get all over the press and all that free publicty…

    By the way if you get a chance come check out my new anti drunk
    driving
    site or my lil side company selling breathalyzer
    keychains
    .

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