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My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

How can republicans represent us when they don’t trust women?

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

“Why isn’t this Snickers bar only a nickle?”

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The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

This blog will pay for itself.

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DeSantis transforms Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

White supremacy is terrorism.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

Conservatism: there are some people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

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Matrix Revolutions

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I got to the theatre this afternoon and watched a matinee of the Matrix Revolutions. I always try to go midweek during the day to movies I am really looking forward to, and much to my delight, there were only four other people there. That means the Surround Sound Speaker to ear ratio was about 82 to 1, and it was awesome.

I thought the movie was fantastic, and I think movie critics are now officially morons. Of course, I did not go to the Matrix seeking deep philosophical fulfillment- I went for a couple hours of excitement, action, a decent story line, and lots of hot screaming special effects with an equal amount of complimentary ear-bleeding loud sound effects.

The Matrix delivered.

*** Update ***

Unbelievable- Egypt has banned the Matrix movies because they promote Zionism.

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  3. 3.

    Moe Lane

    Nice review, Kimmitt.

    No, honestly. I haven’t even seen the second movie yet, but the points you touched on were in the areas that I would find most interesting to know about, so it was worth reading nonetheless. Thanks.

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    Christine C

    Agree. It’s trash. One reason I can think of is because they don’t need to make you come to see the fourth one anyway, why spending time making a good story line?!

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