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Matrix Revolutions

by John Cole|  November 18, 20038:27 pm| 5 Comments

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I got to the theatre this afternoon and watched a matinee of the Matrix Revolutions. I always try to go midweek during the day to movies I am really looking forward to, and much to my delight, there were only four other people there. That means the Surround Sound Speaker to ear ratio was about 82 to 1, and it was awesome.

I thought the movie was fantastic, and I think movie critics are now officially morons. Of course, I did not go to the Matrix seeking deep philosophical fulfillment- I went for a couple hours of excitement, action, a decent story line, and lots of hot screaming special effects with an equal amount of complimentary ear-bleeding loud sound effects.

The Matrix delivered.

*** Update ***

Unbelievable- Egypt has banned the Matrix movies because they promote Zionism.

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  1. 1.

    Kimmitt

    November 19, 2003 at 1:14 am

    That movie was shit.

  2. 2.

    Andrew Ian Dodge

    November 19, 2003 at 10:11 am

    Yes and its Zionist propoganda too.

  3. 3.

    Moe Lane

    November 19, 2003 at 1:48 pm

    Nice review, Kimmitt.

    No, honestly. I haven’t even seen the second movie yet, but the points you touched on were in the areas that I would find most interesting to know about, so it was worth reading nonetheless. Thanks.

  4. 4.

    Christine C

    November 22, 2003 at 10:40 am

    Agree. It’s trash. One reason I can think of is because they don’t need to make you come to see the fourth one anyway, why spending time making a good story line?!

  5. 5.

    Ash

    November 23, 2003 at 8:49 am

    looks like theres going to be a fourth episode in this trilogy

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