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Not Dead…

by John Cole|  December 30, 20039:50 pm| 4 Comments

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I am not dead… Just unmotivated. Too much college football.

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  1. 1.

    James Joyner

    December 30, 2003 at 10:07 pm

    There’s college football?

    The BCS has rendered the bowls meaningless to me–even moreso than they were before. I seldom pay any attention to them now.

  2. 2.

    Jon H

    December 30, 2003 at 10:32 pm

    But… But…

    There’s fresh Plame-related chum in the water…

  3. 3.

    greg

    December 31, 2003 at 12:00 pm

    I’m with John. I love watching the bowl games.

    No, not all of them, but I like having the options. And most of them ARE meaningless but i like watching teams that don’t usually play each other.

    As far as being too many, nobody has to watch them. I never understood that complaint.

    The only time i think the “too many bowl games” argument is relevant is when teams say “we played seven teams that went to bowl games last year”. That doesn’t mean they’re a good team because 6-6 squads go to bowls now.

  4. 4.

    Stephen

    December 31, 2003 at 7:33 pm

    You’re too full of clam dip and L.O. turkey to reach the keyboard.

    G’wan amit it!

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