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We will not go quietly into the night; we will not vanish without a fight.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

GOP baffled that ‘we don’t care if you die’ is not a winning slogan.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

Humiliatingly small and eclipsed by the derision of millions.

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

So many bastards, so little time.

The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.

Text STOP to opt out of updates on war plans.

“They all knew.”

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

It’s pointless to bring up problems that can only be solved with a time machine.

Nothing says ‘pro-life’ like letting children go hungry.

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

I swear, each month of 2025 will have its own history degree.

In after Baud. Damn.

I desperately hope that, yet again, i am wrong.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

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Terrorism and Bush

by John Cole|  July 7, 20031:15 pm| 6 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

Calpundit states that Bush should not receive any credit (in so many words) for there not being any recent terrorist strikes:

Of course there were no terrorist attacks here this weekend. There never are. You can click here to see graphically just how rare terrorist attacks in the United States are, both pre and post 9/11.

I agree with him- although I might add that I do think there have been attempts or plans, and our military action has disrupted terrorist cells. However, the most important question is, if, in the even there is a terrorist attack on our soil, will Kevin be the first one to point out that you can not really blame Bush for the attack?

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Campaign 2004

by John Cole|  July 7, 200312:58 pm| 29 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Moe Lane in the comments asks:

Which leads one to an interesting question: which defining image shall they ever use to properly encapsulate the antiwar movement?

– The fellow waving the ‘Peace in our Time’ placard?

– The fellows brandishing the ‘We support our troops when they shoot their officers’ banner?

– The Vomiters for Peace?

– The Strip Naked And Form Out The Word ‘Peace’ On Some Muddy Hillside people?

– Or would just a montage of all those Bush = Hitler signs do the trick?

It’s a puzzler.

Indeed. I say all of them, and before liberals start screaming that this is not fair, that this is the mainstream Democrats, let’s remember a few things:

1.) These ARE the same people who are now donating to the Dean campaign and being hailed as ‘ordinary people’ (as opposed to all the unordinary or extraordinary people who are contributing to Bush or the other Democrats).

2.) Democrats have no problem attempting to attach anything said by any Republican to George Bush. They will smear him with anything, as has been noted before. You haven’t forgotten the ridiculous “Bigot Eruption” meme that was attempted last week, with Oliver adding evidence that Bush is a bigot because of the comments of a COUNTY official in Florida.

3.) Is it really unfair to show people as they have actually behaved? Did they not do these things? Did they not say these things? Of course they did, and now they can live with it.

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What is Next

by John Cole|  July 7, 200310:52 am| 9 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

This should slow down the “Bush Lied” brigade in DC:

British Prime Minister Tony Blair and his government did not mislead parliament or doctor evidence to justify the war on Iraq, a parliamentary committee concluded Monday.

The Foreign Affairs Committee, which has been probing charges officials exaggerated intelligence on Iraq’s weapons to strengthen the case for war, cleared Blair, a top aide and ministers of the allegations, made on the BBC.

But the committee did slap the government’s wrists for giving undue prominence to questionable intelligence in a September dossier on Iraq’s weapons and for plagiarizing a student thesis for a second dossier published in February.

Now it will probably morph from “Bush lied” to “Bush is incompetent because he has not fixed the CIA Clinton destroyed.”

Has ANYONE kept a tally of all the things Bush and Cheney have been accused of doing that have turned out to be patently false? That could be entertaining.

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Hillary Clinton, Failure?

by John Cole|  July 7, 20032:24 am| 1 Comment

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

I guess this story fits the category perfectly. Apparently the most brilliant human being who has ever walked the earth, the carpet-bagging Senator from New York, aka Miss Smartypants, aka Hillary, failed the bar exam in D.C.:

had taken both the Arkansas and the Washington, D.C., bar exams during the summer, but my heart was pulling me toward Arkansas. When I learned that I had passed in Arkansas but failed in D.C., I thought that maybe my test scores were telling me something.

Kaus has a bunch of theories. Personally, I blame Ken Starr.

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Great Idea

by John Cole|  July 6, 20035:19 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Politics

I think this is a great idea.

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Week-End

by John Cole|  July 6, 20035:13 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

Had a great Fourth of July week-end. Spoent two days on the lakes, racing around on some new Yamaha Wave Runners, relaxing on my buddies boat, and generally just doing nothing but soak up sun and hang out. It was great.

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Happy Fourth

by John Cole|  July 4, 20038:47 am| 5 Comments

This post is in: Politics

Poor King George could not possibly have known what was about to hit him:

The Declaration of Independence of the Thirteen Colonies

In CONGRESS, July 4, 1776

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. –That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. –Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain [George III] is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us, in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by the Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

The signers of the Declaration represented the new states as follows:

New Hampshire: Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton

Massachusetts: John Hancock, Samual Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry

Rhode Island: Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery

Connecticut: Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott

New York: William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris

New Jersey: Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark

Pennsylvania: Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross

Delaware: Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean

Maryland: Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton

Virginia: George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton

North Carolina: William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn

South Carolina: Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton

Georgia: Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton

(via the Indiana University School of Law)

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