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Great Week- But Don’t Forget

by John Cole|  April 11, 20034:08 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: War

It has been a great week for results in the war, and I am going to take a day off. Remember, though, that despite all the advances this week, we still have men and women in harms way, and remember to keep our MIA’s and POW’s in your thoughts.

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U.S. Army Spc. Shoshawna Johnson, one of America’s best and brightest.

*** Update ***

Miracles happen.

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Iraqi Information Minister

by John Cole|  April 11, 200312:24 pm| 7 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

We’ve all thought this, now someone has finally photoshopped it- The Iraqi Information Minister

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(Image via the German Dutch weblog the Black Forest, which I found through Coolio’s)

I have been informed this is a Dutch weblog- The Black Forest kinda convinced me it would be German. Wrong again.

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A Fool and Her Microphone

by John Cole|  April 11, 200312:19 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Nancy Pelosi stands by her principled position against the war:

“I have absolutely no regret about my vote on this war,” she told reporters at her weekly briefing yesterday, saying the same questions still remain: “The cost in human lives. The cost to our budget, probably $100 billion. We could have probably brought down that statue for a lot less. The cost to our economy. But the most important question at this time, now that we’re toward the end of it, is what is the cost to the war on terrorism?”

Whatever. Keep talking, Honorable Minority Leader.

Apparently, the folks at IndyMedia have their own issues with Mrs. Pelosi:

Join us in a picket of warmonger, Democratic Party machine Congressperson Nancy Pelosi of San Francisco, as she receives a “peace” award on April 12, 2003 at 5 p.m. at the Fairmont Hotel, Nob Hill, California and Mason.

Nancy Pelosi, the Democratic Party machine’s favorite fundraiser and Congressional representative of most of San Francisco since 1987, deserves only one thing: Immediate defeat by a peace candidate who is not a Democrat or Republican in the 2004 election. She has voted for everything Bush has asked for including, most recently as last week, $80 billion for war and fascism.

Nancy Pelosi, warmongerer. You heard it here first. Does anyone still question whether or not the IndyMedia loons are divorced from reality?

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International Answer Protest

by John Cole|  April 11, 200312:13 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Humorous

International Answer is planning new anti-war protests this weekend. Here is a sample poster that will be displayed:

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(Image via Michael Heraghty)

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New Mark Steyn

by John Cole|  April 10, 20038:43 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Excellent Links

Here:

Well, this whole quagmire seems to be getting worse, eh? I see the Yanks have now been reduced to staging fake scenes of supposed jubilation on the alleged streets of what the Pentagon assures us is Baghdad. If you pause the video, you’ll see the guy on the right jumping up and down thwacking his shoe on the head of Saddam’s toppled statue is actually Richard Perle disguised as an Iraqi cab driver and the woman standing next to him ululating “Blessings be upon you, o great Bush” is David Frum in a chador.

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More Military Advice

by John Cole|  April 10, 20037:17 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Tapped provides the government with some more much-needed military advice:

The U.S. military — and hopefully some of those in the Secretary of Defense’s office — is now learning what the Israelis already know, which is that armored vehicles and old-fashioned ground troops are still the essential weapons in urban combat. It’s not that the high-tech stuff isn’t useful. It is — under the right circumstances (like concentrating massive amounts of firepower on massed enemy forces rolling across a desert). But what what we need is neither a military based entirely on the Cold War force structure nor one consisting dependent on Special Forces and precision standoff weapons, but rather one able to quickly deploy the correct mix of forces for any given situation.

Actually, jerks, the military knew all along what was needed to fight door-to-door- they do practice it, you know. What you mean is that WE- the boneheads at TAPPED, are learning what it takes- that there is no easy solution. My favorite line is this, which I will repeat again for all its silliness:

But what what we need is neither a military based entirely on the Cold War force structure nor one consisting dependent on Special Forces and precision standoff weapons, but rather one able to quickly deploy the correct mix of forces for any given situation.

Didn’t Rumsfeld and Franks sort of just do that, dragging you and the other gloom and doom predictors all the way?

Please, go back to protesting judicial nominations or parsing the statements of the Democrat leadership to prove they are patriotic. Your military analysis is somewhat lacking.

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PFC Lynch

by John Cole|  April 10, 20032:20 pm| 4 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

If there is anything you want or need to know about PFC Lynch, you should head immediately to the Hillbilly Sophisticate. And I really mean anything, as the Sophisticate is covering everything possible.

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