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Fan Mail

by John Cole|  April 10, 20032:52 am| 5 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

Some new fan mail from “Daryl:”

its funny how you take pictures of protests off a independent media source, while your pictures of american loving iraqs comes from corporate owned media.

Fine, send me some professional pictures of the peace protestors. The Indymedia ones I have up now are kind of grainy.

maybe you should take a step back and do a little more research..

If I take a step back, I can’t reach the keyboard. Ba dum dump tshh! Seriously, though, twerp. I am in Morgantown, West Virginia – I could hardly be farther removed from the action in Baghdad or San Francisco. To suggest that I need to pause, and step back, so as to clarify my thinking, is absurd.

where are all the wmd?

First Guess: Iraq, somewhere hidden
Second Guess: In your pants after a few tequilas and tacos

the pretext for this war, oh wait i forgot its operation iraq freedom or what not.

I’m with you. The name does suck. I was happy with Operation F— France, but that didn’t get much State Department support.

go back to cnn.com and report back some more wonderful facts genius.

Roger that, skippy. I’m on it. Y’all come back now, ya hear?

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I Just Hope

by John Cole|  April 9, 200311:52 pm| 4 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

That the Palestinians don’t start rooting for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Can these guys ever pick a winning team? Cripes:

While many in Iraq and around the world are celebrating the fall of Baghdad, there is sadness and anger among radical Palestinian groups. Radical Palestinians saw Sassam Hussein as a friend, ally and sponsor of their struggle.

Since the US-led attack on Iraq began, hundreds of thousands of Palestinians have turned out to demonstrate against the war, holding pictures of Saddam Hussein.

Can we trust them to run a state? Isn’t one Syria enough?

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That Didn’t Take Long

by John Cole|  April 9, 200311:48 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: General Stupidity

Yesterday, Porphyrogenitus mused:

The next thing some people will start complaining about – including many of the ones who predicted horrible civilian casualties and talked about how we were thinking of napalming urban neighborhoods while cackling like that guy in Apocalypse Now while we deliberately strafe civilians – is that we’ve made war too “humane” and thus will want to engage in it now.

That is, the next complaint – from some (not from the willfully ignorant who will intransigently insist that we turned Baghdad into Dresden) – will be that by having high-tech weapons that “minimize” civilian casualties (they’ll always put “minimize” in quotes and sneer at “collateral damage”, just like they’ll always put “humane” in quotes), we’ll have the urge to conduct more wars now. Their new “worry” that will wrack them with “deep concern” will be that we’ll now think we can have “war on the cheap, with few casualties” and thus resort to it at every opportunity, and that we’ll be filled with hubris in thinking we can solve all problems with military force at a “low” cost in innocent lives (they’ll put “low” in quotes, too). Because of this there will be more U.S. agression against the peace-loving despotisms of the world.

From the LA Times Op-Ed page:

A Danger of Success

The plan to seize two of Saddam Hussein’s Baghdad presidential palaces wasn’t devised by the U.S. high command but rather, as The Times’ David Zucchino reported Tuesday, by Col. David Perkins and his staff in a command field tent in the shadow of a highway overpass. Indeed, the skillful use of troops, first in Afghanistan and now on a greater scale in Iraq, should put to rest a piece of conventional wisdom that emboldened Osama bin Laden and other terrorists: that America won’t send its young men and women into battle.

There’s no disputing that since Vietnam, U.S. presidents have been reluctant to commit ground troops and quick to pull them out. In 1983, President Reagan withdrew U.S. Marines from Lebanon after a suicide truck-bomber killed 241. Reagan’s retreat created the perception that enemies could terrorize the U.S. with little consequence.

Go read the whole editorial, then tell your friends you know a prophet by the name of Porphyrogenitus.

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French Army Knife

by John Cole|  April 9, 200310:39 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Humorous

Click here for a photo of the new French Army Knife.

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You Have To Be Kidding

by John Cole|  April 9, 20039:00 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

So, you write editorials for the Arab News, and I have to admit, it has been a tough week for you. After weeks of watching Al-Jazeera and reading the NY Times, you were probably convinced that the last bloodied American infidel to limp out of the region any day now.

“We discovered that all what the (Iraqi) information minister was saying was all lies,” said Ali Hassan, a government employee in Cairo, Egypt. “Now no one believes Al-Jazeera anymore.”

In a live report from Baghdad, correspondent Shaker Hamed of Abu Dhabi Television said:”We are all in shock. How did things come to such an end? How did U.S. tanks enter the center of the city? Where is the resistance? This collapse is puzzling. Was it the result of the collapse of communications between the commanders? Between the political leadership? How come Baghdad falls so easily.” – via Ken Layne

Reality REALLY starts to set in when the statue of Hussein in the center of Baghdad is toppled by jubilant Iraqi’s and American soldiers (Goran Tomasevic – Reuters):

statue4.jpg

Things are really unsettling, now. Arabs cheering Americans, in Arab territory? Only one way to deal with this- the same way you deal with everything in the Middle East- blame it on the Jews:

For the Iraqi people to be rid of a tyrant only then to be vulnerable to exploitation by the conservative Zionist junta who have taken over the White House is merely for them to be thrown from the frying pan into the fire. The Iraqi people, like everyone else, deserve to be the masters of their own destiny.

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Blogshares

by John Cole|  April 9, 20038:41 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

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Claiming my blog- no one else in their right mind would claim this mess.

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Quote of the Day

by John Cole|  April 9, 20037:49 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Humorous

“I decided to tot up the tally. Since 1940, the media have predicted seven out of the last one quagmires.”

–Rand Simberg

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