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I swear, each month of 2025 will have its own history degree.

75% of people clapping liked the show!

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

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You are so fucked. Still, I wish you the best of luck.

You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

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Technically true, but collectively nonsense

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

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If you voted for Trump, you don’t get to speak about ethics, morals, or rule of law.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.

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It’s possible to be a liberal firebrand without crapping on the party.

One lie, alone, tears the fabric of reality.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

I don’t recall signing up for living in a dystopian sci-fi novel.

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Watch Who You are Calling Names, Buddy

by John Cole|  November 30, 20036:56 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Domestic Politics

In an insult to drunken sailors everywhere, John McCain noted that Congress and this Administration are spending like crazed men. Meanwhile, Chuck Hagel notes why he (correctly) voted against the Prescription Drug Act, and points out the real problem with this administration:

There is a larger point to all of this. Who is looking out for the future of the country? This administration and Congress have increased federal spending over the past three years by 21 percent, resulting in budget deficits for the last two years of $559 billion, with next year’s deficit estimated to be about $500 billion. We passed some of the largest and most expensive bills in the history of the Congress in the past three years – at the same time passing some of the largest tax cuts ever.

All of this at a time when America has taken on more peacekeeping and nation- building around the world than at any time since World War II – all at huge costs. And we see a dangerous and strong protectionist movement beginning to dominate our historical commitment to free trade that will have a negative impact on our trade and institutional relations as well as our economy.

It really is shameful.

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It Is Official

by John Cole|  November 30, 20036:03 pm| 16 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

The Rebuilding of Iraq is over. It is done. A bloody failure. We are fucked. We are cutting and running. We have quit. We have failed. Democrats are going to have to fix everything.

Oh, and while you are at it, to what extent are Democrats merely obnoxious partisan naysayers willing to say anything to make Bush look bad and to what extent are they merely opportunistic political hacks with a superiority complex and a jaded view of reality? Inquiring minds want to know…

*** Update ***

You know, there are a lot of questions about Iraq that need to be answered. There are a lot of things that need to be done better. but now that the economy is recovering quite nicely, the full-on attack on everything Iraq (check my liberal blogroll) is pretty god damn predictable and prett god damn amusing. The words transparent and shallow come to mind…

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He Be Right

by John Cole|  November 30, 20035:21 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Politics

Howard Owens is right.

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Gator Bound

by John Cole|  November 30, 20035:18 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Sports

At least we have this good sports news:

The No. 24 Mountaineers (8-4, 6-1) wrapped up a share of WVU’s first Big East conference championship in a decade with a 45-28 victory over the mistake-prone Owls (1-11, 0-7) and can now turn their full attention to preparing for a New Year’s Day rematch with Maryland in the Gator Bowl.

“Although the BCS will not let us officially invite West Virginia to our bowl,” Gator Bowl selection committee chair Susan Hamilton told the media afterwards, “I’m looking forward to seeing all of the WVU players and their wonderful fans in Jacksonville on New Year’s Day.”

The official invitation can’t be extended until the BCS releases WVU from consideration for the Big East’s BCS bowl spot.

That release could come as soon as today following No. 10 Miami’s win over No. 24 Pitt Saturday night.

While WVU and Miami will be listed as co-champions of the Big East with identical 6-1 league marks, the Hurricanes will get the league’s BCS berth thanks to their regular-season win over the Mountaineers.

Regardless, West Virginia coaches and officials left no doubt they were looking forward to welcoming the New Year in Jacksonville.

“Let me say right now,” said WVU president Dr. David Hardesty with a smile, “that we graciously accept your generous non-invitation and are looking forward to bringing a very good football team and a lot of fans to the Gator Bowl on Jan. 1.”

There is a good chance I might be spending New Years in Jacksonville.

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Worst Team in Football

by John Cole|  November 30, 20035:11 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Sports

If you are just acsual fan of the NFL, you might be wondering why the Steelers are doing sopoorly this year. I think the final three plays in today’s loss to the Bengals might go a long way in illustrating the Steelers problems.

With 13 seconds left in the game, trailing 24-20 (after blowing the lead in 40 seconds), the Steelers have the ball 1st and 10 on the 20 yard line. On first down, with a 4 man rush, the ball is batted down. On 2nd and 10 with 9 seconds left in the game, Maddox is sacked for an 8 yard loss, and a time-out is called qit 1 second remaining. Guess what play the Steelers, in their infinte wisdom, called on 3rd and 18, trailing 24-20, with 88 yards to go and 1 second on the clock:

A screen pass to Amos Zeroue, who can’t run more than 40 yards without getting winded.

We deserve to be the worst team in football.

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I am a Country

by John Cole|  November 29, 20037:51 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

And my name is JCOLEDOVIA. My neighbors are rampant lefties, but I am assuming I am am nuclear equipped.

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Billy Bob Gasket Disease

by John Cole|  November 29, 20037:38 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Domestic Politics

This collection of book reviews by Andrew Ferguson provides the best description of Bush hate to date. Go read the whole thing and enjoy.

(via Dodd Harris)

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