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The Anybody But Bush Crowd

by John Cole|  November 27, 20032:44 pm| 59 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

It certainly did not take long for the parasites at the Democratic Underground to go into full conspiracy mode about Bush’s surprise visit to the troops in Baghdad. Check out this stuff:

So now that Shrub (or Rove) has proven he can go anywhere secretly…

Let’s be honest, there’s a good (though paranoid of me) chance this was done not just as a publicity stunt, but as a test.

What do you think the real purpose of this test was? Where will he go next in secret? What did they just prove today, other than that they can mobilize Air Force One, and send the president into a “war zone” (even though it’s technically “mission accomplished”), and the media either doesn’t bother to notice or is told not to notice.

Will America now be ready for the media to show Shrub anywhere, no matter how photoshopped or faked the trip might be, so that they can make him out to be a superhero by rigging fake trips and fake photo opps for him?

Was this done to find out whether the media really doesn’t care about keeping track of the president, and that they can now abuse that lack of attention?

They showed the world, and they showed us, something. And they proved something to themselves today.

What is it? Is this beyond Orwell?

Entire, broad portions of the modern left are now perpetually stuck in the same wave of paranoia that has encompassed Dave Neiwert (And Dave, please spare me the “It ain’t paranoia if it is really happening” line. That was witty the first 8200 times.). It is really damn amusing, if you ask me. Yes, Mr. Rabrrrrrr, this was just a test. Bush will now be in 7-8 places at once- in fact, right now he is watching you through a special turkey breast camera that was stuffed into your turkey. All reports of your activity will be reported back to the mak you refer to as KKKarl Rove.

Idiots. Then there is this absurd thread, which contained the following tidbits of silliness:

to pretend like he was crying . . . whatever – so he started crying before he came out now while he was talking to them. b.s.

If this was suppose to be low-key for security, why were reporters invited. This was about publicity, not about thanking the troops. I like the comment of him not visiting the dead troops only those that are still of use to him.

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but think about this. Only Fox News is covering this story? That means Rove fed it to them. What if Bush is not in Iraq? What if this is all a gimmick and he’s on some airstrip in Texas?

and

I wonder how much this political grandstanding cost us? And how many hungry people could have been fed today with that money? Just asking.

Paranoid, delusional, bitter, mean-spirited, and thankfully, completely out of power. These people are so vile that half of me wants Bush to win in 2004 just to hear them squeal. Maybe they will move to Canada and will be Chretien’s problem for a while.

And before my trolls feast, I am not questioning their Patriotism. Just their frigging sanity.

BTW- I think it is pretty damned decent that Hillary is spending the holiday with the troops from Ft. Drum who are stationed in Afghanistan. Good for her.

*** Update ***

The wingnut Atriettes over at Eschaton have lost their god damn minds, while ‘moderate’ Democrat Matt Yglesias calls it all a’ poll-driven PR stunt’ and TalkLeft suspects it was just an attempt to upstage the Jr. Senator from New York. Make sure you read the comments sections at each site for a good laugh.

How delusional with Bush-hatred are these guys- and tell me again how you hate him for his policies. May of these ‘moderate’ Democrats have simply lost their mind, and they have lost a good bit of the country, too.

For the record, Matt should probably read the articles he links to, as this quote is rather relevant:

Presidential aides later said Mr. Bush had conceived of the idea five or six weeks ago, but only informed Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House chief of staff Andrew Card, and the national security adviser, Condoleezza Rice, on Wednesday.

Officials said afterward that if word of the trip had leaked out

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Happy Thanksgiving

by John Cole|  November 27, 20038:34 am| 5 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

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I wonder what made people eat the first one of these. They couldn’t have known it was going to taste that good.

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Mastery The Art of Political Correctness

by John Cole|  November 26, 200311:30 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: General Stupidity

Via the Calpundit, I see this whole master/slave nonsense is progressing farther than I thought it would. People really need to get a grip.

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The War On Cliches

by John Cole|  November 26, 20039:49 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: War

Everyone should read this.

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That Explains It

by John Cole|  November 26, 20039:32 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Media

This helps to xplain why Austin Bay and I usually see eye to ey on a lot of issues- he was a tanker, too, and he served on the old border.

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Another Pressing Issue

by John Cole|  November 26, 20036:55 pm| 22 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

Via Drudge, I see some Democrats have seized upon another pressing issue for the 2004 elections:

Nevada memo to George Bush: When making a first presidential visit to a state, use the right pronounciation of its name.

Bush, in Las Vegas on Tuesday, repeatedly said Ne-vah-da. To properly pronounce Nevada, the middle syllable should rhyme with gamble.

Mispronouncing the state’s name “sets people’s teeth on edge,” said state Archivist Guy Rocha. “He’s the president, and he ought to get it right. Nothing personal.”

State Senate Minority Leader Dina Titus, D-Las Vegas, said the mispronunciation shows Bush, who won the state in the 2000 election, doesn’t care much about the state.

By this logic, Arnold Schwarzanalphabet absolutely hates Caleeeeeeefornia, and both Jimmy Carter and the Current President Bush must have unprintable opinions about nucular weapons.

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Cynicism Shortage in California

by John Cole|  November 26, 20033:43 pm| 8 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

The Calpundit states:

I like Bush’s speeches about democracy

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