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This Would Be Funny…

by John Cole|  February 18, 20038:52 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

By now, everyone has heard of the new plan by liberals to find a radio star to compete with Rush Limbaugh and the other right-wingers. Our intrepid reporter, ScrappleFace, has unearthed a memo detailing their plans:

1. Get marginally-famous people to host — comedians, “B-list” actors, defeated liberal politicians.

2. Get some “ideas” of our own. (Finance opinion polls to develop these.)

3. Find ways of describing our ideas that are not repugnant to freedom-loving people.

4. Try to sound more American. Play Star-Spangled Banner at start of show, or something.

5. If the above plan fails, make fun of how George Bush looks and talks.

How long before they are at step 5?

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The Petulant French

by John Cole|  February 18, 20038:49 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

This is charming:

French public opinion has hardened against going to war on Iraq, according to a poll out on Monday.

By far the most common reason given for opposing the use of force was hostility to the United States’ role in the crisis. A U.N.-mandated intervention would win majority support, however.

Eighty-seven percent were against military action, up from 77 percent six weeks ago, the Ipsos agency found in a poll for France 2 television conducted on Saturday, a day when hundreds of thousands marched against war in France and around the world.

The number who said they were “totally opposed” to war leapt to 57 percent from 42 percent. Those “totally or rather” in favour of an attack fell to 11 percent from 16 percent.

However, if the U.N. Security Council voted to intervene in Iraq, only one in three of the more than 900 respondents felt France should play no part at all. Seventeen percent said French troops should fight and 47 percent said Paris should back a U.N.-sanctioned war without taking part directly in combat.

Offered a choice of three reasons to best explain why they opposed going to war, 76 percent of the anti-war camp said they “dislike they way the United States is behaving in the crisis”.

Check out Scrappleface’s take on the poll:

France has agreed to help attack and disarm Iraq, thanks to a personal apology from U.S. President George Bush which was sparked by results of a new poll.

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Hallelujah

by John Cole|  February 18, 20038:35 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Carol Moseley-Braun, Al Sharpton, and Dennis Kucinich, all in one primary season. Nancy Pelosi running the House Dems. Terry McAuliffe in charge of the DNC. Hillary Clinton, Tom Daschle, Robert Byrd, and Ted Kennedy running the Democrat side of the Senate.

Rice in 2008!

*** Update ***

This WaPo story details some of the ‘deep thinking’ from four of the Democrat Presidential candidates:

Edwards called Hussein “a serious threat” who “must be disarmed” with military force if necessary. “It is a belief that is a principled belief for me,” he said.

From there, however, he shifted gears and denounced Bush’s general approach to foreign policy. “The problem is he has no vision,” Edwards said. “He has no notion of what to do about the underlying problems, the underlying disease. If he’s allowed to continue on this course, we will live in a world where generation after generation of people hate us.”

Translation: Clinton, Jr. agrees with Bush but thinks Bush is wrong.

This is going to be a great year.

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Another Casualty in the War on Your Neighbors

by John Cole|  February 18, 20038:30 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: The War on Your Neighbor, aka the War on Drugs

R.I.P., Ashley Villareal:

A teenage girl, shot and killed by federal drug agents, was a victim of excessive force from law officers who were investigating her father, relatives and friends say.

Ashley Villarreal, 14, died on Tuesday evening after family members requested that she be taken off life support at Wilford Hall Medical Center.

A friend challenged Drug Enforcement Administration officials’ account of how agents on Sunday had shot the daughter of Joey Angel Villarreal, a three-time convicted drug offender who turned himself in and was charged with cocaine trafficking a day after the shooting.

Ashley Villarreal had been hospitalized in critical condition since being shot once in the back of the head.

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The End to Saddam’s Shell game?

by John Cole|  February 18, 20038:23 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

Very interesting:

Three mystery ships are tracked over suspected ‘weapons’ cargo
By Michael Harrison

19 February 2003

Three giant cargo ships are being tracked by US and British intelligence on suspicion that they might be carrying Iraqi weapons of mass destruction.

Each with a deadweight of 35,000 to 40,000 tonnes, the ships have been sailing around the world’s oceans for the past three months while maintaining radio silence in clear violation of international maritime law, say authoritative shipping industry sources.

The vessels left port in late November, just a few days after UN weapons inspectors led by Hans Blix began their search for the alleged Iraqi arsenal on their return to the country.

Uncovering such a deadly cargo on board would give George Bush and Tony Blair the much sought-after “smoking gun” needed to justify an attack on Saddam Hussein’s regime, in the face of massive public opposition to war.

The ships were chartered by a shipping agent based in Egypt and are flying under the flags of three different countries. The continued radio silence since they left port, in addition to the captains’ failure to provide information on their cargoes or their destinations, is a clear breach of international maritime laws.

Via The Rev. Chapin.

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Clemency Issue

by John Cole|  February 18, 20033:35 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Politics

TalkLeft points to a clemency petition that appears to be very worthwhile (I am against the death penalty, so all of them are worthwhile, but this one appears to really have a good case):

Louis Jones Jr. is scheduled to die by lethal injection March 18 at the federal prison in Terre Haute, Ind. He has exhausted his appeals….

After the trial, a Dallas researcher who has studied veterans of the 1991 war against Iraq concluded that Jones suffered from a severe form of Gulf War Syndrome from exposure to sarin nerve gas and other toxins….

Jones’ attorney filed a clemency request with Bush in December, seeking a life sentence without parole. Jones has also written personally to the president, admitting his crime and expressing remorse….

Veterans should always get the benefit of the doubt, but this case is particularly compelling.

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Atrios UnMasked

by John Cole|  February 18, 20032:30 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Humorous

There has been much specualtion in the blogosphere as to the identity of the anonymous blogger toiling under the handle of “Atrios.”

Is he Sydney Blumenthal?

Robert Shrum or an agent of Castro?

Norah Vincent?

Is he Gene Lyons?

I think I may have umasked him after reading this post today:

1) Max notes that Jane Galt suggests that New Yorkers should use 2 X 4s against protesters if they are misbehaving.

2) I, after attending a protest, note that protesters were all very well behaved so that Jane Galt’s “Goon Squad” would be unnecessary.

3) Children protesting in Georgia were hit with a cinder block by someone driving by. I note facetiously that Jane Galt’s goon squad had gone to Georgia.

4) Jane gets lots of nasty emails apparently. Jane gets upset about all the incivility, and to prove her point has this parting shot to all the Saddam-sympathizers:

I’m not responding to your deliberate attempt to cast me as Bull Connor in your own private resistance fantasy in which you singlehandedly save the people of Iraq and the world by — agitating to keep Sadaam Hussein in power. If you can’t read and comprehend multi-syllabic words strung together in a long row, this is probably not the correct forum to remedy the situation.

And Mark Kleiman takes me to task for misrepresenting Jane’s words.

Well, whatever.

I don’t condone sending pointlessly obscene emails to anyone, and nor did I ask anyone to. But I find it a bit odd that someone has a problem with my linking of Galt’s calls for inappropriate vigilante violence to (admittedly different) vigilante violence on the grounds that doing so might cause some inappropriate emails. If my words are somehow irresponsible for that reason, then so were hers, which was the point of the ‘goon squad’ comment in the first place.

If that isn’t a patented “I am sorry it is your fault” Bill Clinton apology, then I just don’t know Bill Clinton.

Note the other weasel words- ‘Apparently’ Jane Galt is getting nasty e-mails- I guess he just doesn’t believe her. The “I note facetiously” is also charming- the post, you can go check it out for yourself, is in line with the same sort of smear Atrios levels at anyone with the slightest shred of ‘evidence.’

Atrios clearly is Bill Clinton. Note the frequent appeals for his followers to lavish him with expensive gifts.

For what it is worth, I am not serious.

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