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Up To Their Necks In Oil Contracts

by John Cole|  February 15, 20032:36 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

Instapundit yesterday linked to a quote by Richard Perle claiming that the French are in it just for oil:

Richard Perle, a former US Assistant Defence Secretary, said the French anti-war stance was driven by economic interests. French oil giant TotalFinaElf has exclusive exploration contracts worth

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The Real Welfare Queens?

by John Cole|  February 14, 200310:49 pm| 9 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

Winner State $$$$ Rank
Gore North
Dakota
2.03 1
Bush North
Dakota

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No Material Breach Here

by John Cole|  February 14, 200310:01 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Humorous

Via the Blogfather.

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Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics

by John Cole|  February 14, 20039:19 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

What do Kevin Drum, Matt Yglesias, Ted Barlow, Jesse, and Atrios all have in common?

All of them have linked to this piece of propaganda from Patrick Leahy’s office as de facto and de jure proof that Republicans are ‘more obstructionist’ than the Democrats are when it comes to judicial nominees. Only problem is, Jay Caruso has looked Leahy’s claims and has discovered that Leahy has been ‘disingenuous’ (count me as shocked).

You would think the people who had an aneurysm every time Bush talks about ‘average’ tax cuts would be a little bit more careful before simply reciting partisan agitprop as gospel truth. But then you would be underestimating how much they hate being in the minority, and how important the judiciary is to them.

Here are some DOJ links comparing the first two years of Bush with previous administrations.

Department of Justice PDF file #1, #2, and #3

By the way, I dont think that any of the guys above would intentionally lie about the stats (well, Atrios might- but then he would deny that he really meant it or just claim that we were too stupid and misunderstood his point and hey, by the way, Trent Lott is racist), but instead this report just confirmed what they already ‘know.’ Republicans are evil, you know- thank goodness Leahy is combatting their lies. That really is how they think- there is no need for critical reasoning- that is reserved for fact checking Republican claims. Democrats are merely right about everything because they believe it so strongly.

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Terror Alert Color Codes

by John Cole|  February 14, 20036:59 pm| 8 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

Via South Knox Bubba, the New Terror Alert coding system:

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Favorite French Past-time

by John Cole|  February 14, 20035:41 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

It appears that the favorite French past-time is no longer eating cheese, drinking wine, and sneering at Americans. The new favorite hobby is coddling dictators and tyrants:

President Robert Mugabe was given permission yesterday to visit France in violation of a European Union travel ban, delivering a further blow to the crumbling sanctions policy against his regime in Zimbabwe.

Bowing to pressure from President Jacques Chirac, the EU dropped objections to Mr Mugabe’s participation in a French-Africa summit in Paris next week, subject to a final decision tomorrow.

Seriously- is there a tryant, thug, or genocidal maniac these people won’t rush to embrace?

*** Update ***

Juan Gato thinks he knows why…

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New Perma-links Member

by John Cole|  February 14, 20033:55 am| 1 Comment

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

Go visit Overspill and The Portable Matthew. I had meant to add those a while ago, but as usual, I forgot.

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