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P.C. Madness

by John Cole|  January 26, 20032:54 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

Raiders Fans, beware:

Lawsuit Would Ban Raiders Logo from Super Bowl
(2003-01-24) — A coalition of one-eyed persons filed a class-action lawsuit today to stop the Oakland Raiders from displaying their logo during Sunday’s Super Bowl game.

The plaintiffs allege that the logo — the head of a man wearing an eye-patch in front of crossed swords under the word ‘Raiders’–gives the impression that one-eyed persons are “thugs and criminals.”

“We’ve spent years trying to escape the pirate image,” said a spokesman, “And now, millions of people around the world will watch the game on Sunday and come away with one lasting impression: ‘Beware of the one-eyed!'”

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Trackback Enabled

by John Cole|  January 26, 20031:35 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

By popular request, trackback is now enabled.

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Links

by John Cole|  January 26, 20031:21 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

I have the links almost fixed. If you are not there and should be or want to be, let me know.

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The Post Gets It

by John Cole|  January 26, 200312:55 am| 1 Comment

This post is in: War

The whole editorial is worthy, but here is an important snippet:

The French and Germans are right about war: It is always terrible, it can have unpredictable results, and democracies can embrace it only as a last resort. Yet their posturing, combined with the waffling of Mr. Blix, has made war more rather than less likely. Saddam Hussein can draw only one message from the current debate: that the Security Council no more has the will to force disarmament on him now than it did in the 1990s. Mr. Blix’s report and the European reactions will encourage him to cooperate not more, but less. He might be contained for a while, but in the post-Sept. 11, 2001, world, another failure by the world’s powers to enforce Iraqi disarmament would be a disaster even worse than war: It would touch off a rush by rogue states for nuclear weapons. Consequently, the absence of firmness by the council will only force the Bush administration to conclude that it has no choice other than to bypass the United Nations and lead a “coalition of the willing” into Iraq. That coalition likely would include half or more of the members of the NATO alliance; France and Germany, more than the United States, would risk isolation.

One more time now- appeasement and weakness is a recipe for disaster. Go read the rest.

*** Update ***

From the comments, we find this excellent link to the Tocqueville Connection stating that when push comes to shove, the French will be with us.

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Stupid Is As Stupid Does

by John Cole|  January 26, 200312:35 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: The War on Your Neighbor, aka the War on Drugs

Via Atrios (who found this on TalkLeft), we find the most useless waste of government money this year will be anti-drug ads run during the Superbowl.

Meanwhile, we are spending only 3 million to investigate 9/11.

Priorities, anyone?

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Gary Hart

by John Cole|  January 26, 200312:25 am| 7 Comments

This post is in: Politics

Am I the only one who thinks that right now Gary Hart is the only credible threat to Bush in 2004? Talk amongst yourselves.

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They Pay Her?

by John Cole|  January 26, 200312:18 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: General Stupidity

Q: What do Donald Rumsfeld, military affairs, foreign diplomacy, men, and football have in common?

A: Maureen Dowd doesn’t understand any of them.

At least she adds to the Axis of Weasel meme, although inaccurately attributing it to the NY Post.

*** Update ***

Robert Musil comments.

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