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“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

The only way through is to slog through the muck one step at at time.

The arc of the moral universe does not bend itself. it is up to us to bend it.

The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

’Where will you hide, Roberts, the laws all being flat?’

Trumpflation is an intolerable hardship for every American, and it’s Trump’s fault.

So very ready.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

“But what about the lurkers?”

“Alexa, change the president.”

There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you do not.

Weird. Rome has an American Pope and America has a Russian President.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

“They all knew.”

Second rate reporter says what?

If rights aren’t universal, they are privilege, not rights.

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Paper Champions

by John Cole|  January 26, 20039:10 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Sports

Congrats to the Buccaneers. Lee Flowers was unavailable for comment.

Some notes:

– The Raiders just sucked up the joint, and they had no chance against the Bucs defense tonight.

34-21 Bucs. What I get for posting that in the third quarter.

– Halftime shows are almost as stupid as having cheerleaders. As my momo always tells them, go do something to make someone want to cheer for you.

– The Ram Tough choking commercial was awful.

– The Willie Nelson H&R Block commercial was great.

– Raider nation will probably riot tonight.

*** Update **

It is over now. Ugly.

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Charles Moose

by John Cole|  January 26, 20035:51 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

I have blogged about Moose before, and I think this book/movie deal would be widely popular. Congratulations.

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Fiscal Conservatives, My Ass

by John Cole|  January 26, 20035:38 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

Instapundit links to this article:

Addressing the delegates more than two years ago at the Republican National Convention, President Bush invoked a line that had become a sort of mantra.

“Big government is not the answer,” he said.

Now, just past the midway point of his first term in office, Bush is presiding over the largest, most expensive — and, some would say, most intrusive — federal government in history.

The GOP, the responsible adults. Some more snippets:

– In the past five years, while median household income has grown by about 16 percent, the federal government’s spending has increased by 45 percent.

– After a four-year period ending in 1997 that saw fairly stable spending management — Congress’ budget authority grew from $509 billion to $511 billion — a spike began in 1998, when federal spending got an $18 billion boost to $529 billion. Spending in 2003 could top $750 billion.

Why? Because the Republicans held the House from 1994 on, and there was no spending proposed by Clinton that they would approve. basically, that was helpful, despite being petty. The real problem lies with the Senate Republicans, although if they this week had not managed to have 25 party line votes and finally showed some discipline, Kennedy, Byrd, and Daschle would have blown the budget entirely to hell and back, while the Democrat contenders for 2004 would be carping qabout the deficit.

This is a problem- and it has nothing to do with the problem of getting Bush re-elected. The problem is that they are pissing away my our money. I should have just ripped up my voter registration after the Lott affair. These people don’t represent me anymore than the Democrats.

*** Update ***

Read Zell Miller in the Opinion Journal.

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Superbowl Prediction: Raiders Win

by John Cole|  January 26, 20033:54 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: Sports

Here is my prediction:

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Raiders win, 37-17.

And here is why I am rooting for the Raiders:

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Jerry Porter, West Virginia University. An old fling used to live next door to him, so I got to know him, and I spent a number of nights knocking back beers with him at a local bar. I hope he is MVP.

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Afghan Attack

by John Cole|  January 26, 20033:46 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: War

Does anyone know anything else about this:

KABUL (Reuters) – Afghan intelligence officers said Sunday they had foiled a plan to launch rocket attacks on the U.S. Embassy, international peacekeepers and Kabul airport at the weekend.

Engineer Amin, head of intelligence for Kabul, told Reuters his men had found 30 BM-21 rockets in the Tara Khail area near Bagrami on the eastern outskirts of Kabul Saturday morning.

He said five were primed to fire while the rest lay ready nearby.

He said a map found at the scene identified three targets — the U.S. embassy, the headquarters of the International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) for Kabul and Kabul airport.

All the locations would be within operational range of the BM-21, a rocket designed in the former Soviet Union.

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Campaign Politics

by John Cole|  January 26, 20033:22 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Politics

MyDD has the goods on a brewing feud between Dean and Kerry:

“Now they’re trying to say, “We tried to constrain the president,” Dean told reporters in the leadoff primary state. “Nonsense. They all voted to give the president a blank check.”

Kerry better hope his bet on Bush Iraq invasion pans out. His contention that “I believe leaving this man (Saddam Hussein) unfettered with nuclear weapons is unacceptable,” states as factual, something not even claimed by the Bush warmongers.

Kerry is stating that his views have remained “exactly consistent” from his vote against Bush the elder’s multilateral War in Kuwait against Iraq, to supporting Bush the younger’s unilateral Invasion of Iraq; and is now giving it further nuance.

Let’s put the laughable contention of consistency aside, does anyone see a guiding principle here for Kerry? Dean doesn’t.

Let the fun begin. Not haviong to deal with messy primaries is such an advantage for incumbents, but in the Democrats case, a messy primary where they figure out what they stand for is the best thing that can happen to them.

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Live from Kuala Lumpur

by John Cole|  January 26, 20033:01 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Excellent Links

Don McArthur, aka the Misanthropyst, is blogging live from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, while on vacation.

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