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Republicans: “Abortion is murder but you can take a bus to get one.” Easy peasy.

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Well, whatever it is, it’s better than being a Republican.

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

Every decision we make has lots of baggage with it, known or unknown.

This must be what justice looks like, not vengeful, just peaceful exuberance.

Jesus watching the most hateful people claiming to be his followers

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

White supremacy is terrorism.

How stupid are these people?

Weird. Rome has an American Pope and America has a Russian President.

Prediction: the gop will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

Dear legacy media: you are not here to influence outcomes and policies you find desirable.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires Republicans to act in good faith.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

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Groan.. Why Don’t They Listen?

by John Cole|  January 27, 200311:39 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: General Stupidity

From the WaPo:

Drivers who use a cellular telephone, even with a “hands-free” device, suffer from a kind of tunnel vision that endangers themselves and others, U.S. researchers said on Monday.

Legislation that seeks to make mobile telephone use by drivers safer by mandating the use of a hands-free device may be providing a false sense of security, they warned.

New York is the only U.S. state that requires the use of the devices for mobile telephone conversations while driving, but 30 others have been considering similar laws, as has the Canadian province of Newfoundland.

“Sometimes you have to actually do the silly study that shows the obvious,” David Strayer, an associate professor of psychology at the University of Utah, who led the study, said in a telephone interview. Strayer, whose team has done a series of studies on cell phone use while driving, set up a driving simulator and put 20 volunteers in it. Sometimes they used a cell phone and sometimes they did not. Their reaction time, driving style and performance were monitored. Writing in the March issue of the Journal of Experimental Psychology: Applied, Strayer’s group said use of a cell phone clearly distracted the drivers.

Excuse me, but no shit. I was bitching about this nonsense before I had even heard of blogs. This is why anyone who has ever had a course in foundations of learning, educational psychology, or a basic course on human memory was screaming that the NY law was absolutely pointless. It is not the hands (or lack of when holding a cell phone), but the distraction. Grumble, sputter, bitch, moan.

Here is a decent, easy to read text that might serve as a primer on some of the issues:

Baddeley, A. D. (1998). Human Memory: Theory and Practice, Revised ed. Needham Heights, MA: Allyn and Bacon.

Here is the man’s website.

If you write laws for a living, go to those links and learn something before you start writing another pointless law.

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Now We Need The French

by John Cole|  January 27, 20039:13 pm| 29 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

I didn’t think we needed the French involved in the entire Iraq issue until I saw this on Common Dreams:

Greenpeace Activists Block Military Port in Iraq Protest

International pressure group Greenpeace today stepped up its campaign against war with Iraq by blocking a major UK military port, according to the charity.

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At 9am today, Greenpeace’s flagship Rainbow Warrior dropped anchor at Marchwood, Southampton, blocking the entrance to the military supply port.

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The Greenpeace spokeswoman said the aim of today’s action is to disrupt the naval ships joining the military build-up in the Gulf.

She said: “Rainbow Warrior has blockaded the UK military port of Marchwood at Southampton.

“We want to cut the military supply chain to the war in Iraq.

“Day and night ships and containers have been loaded up with helicopters and tanks at Marchwood bound for the Gulf.

“We have got some Greenpeace climbers who have attached themselves to one of the supply vessels and Rainbow Warrior is anchored directly across the mouth of the military docks.

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“This peaceful action is part of a global campaign to prevent a war that will kill hundreds of thousands of people and increase the chances of weapons of mass destruction being used.

“We want to stop this relentless rush towards a war which is basically placing a higher price on oil than blood.”

The spokeswoman added that the Rainbow Warrior had a team of 25 protesters and Greenpeace intended to keep the ship in position at Marchwood as long as possible.

Who can save us from this Green Menace?

Who dares to defy the Rainbow Warrior?

Clearly, there is only one nation who knows how to handle something like this- the French. The renowned multi-lateralists know how to handle this sort of problem.

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My kind of solution. KaBoom! Simplisme! Now pass me a Gauloise, if you would.

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Happy Blogiversary

by John Cole|  January 27, 20035:40 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

No Watermelons Allowed celebrates his first blogiversary today.

I was going there to check up and I actually may have stumbled on the worst blog ever. Instead of typing http://nowatermelons.blogspot.com, I went to http://nwa.blogspot.com.

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DOW 7000?

by John Cole|  January 27, 20035:36 pm| 4 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

The DOW plunged below 8000 today. F—— Great!

It is weird- I really don’t feel like the economy is that bad- but the market is sure sucking wind. Maybe I have my head in the sand.

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Verbal Gymnastics

by John Cole|  January 27, 20035:29 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

Mohamed ElBaradei, head of the International Atomic Energy Agency, in his own words:

Mr. ElBaradei said his inspectors had made “good progress” in its inspections. “With our verification system now in place, barring exceptional circumstances, and provided there is sustained, pro-active cooperation by Iraq, we should be able within the next few months to provide credible assurance that Iraq has no nuclear weapons program,” he said. “These few months would be a valuable investment in peace because they could help us avoid a war.”

It is up to IRAQ to avoid the consequences which might result from failing to comply with 1441. Like alcoholics at 3 am, knowing that they have to quit drinking, but unable to stop, the inspections proponents just want more time. Both are completely unable to realize that one of these days they are going to have to sober up and face reality.

For fun, check out how NZ Bear would handle the inspections reports.

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Talking Past Each Other

by John Cole|  January 27, 20035:15 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Politics

I am not sure what Kevin Drum is getting at in this post:

On Saturday Glenn Reynolds took issue with people who claim that it’s “McCarthyism” to criticize anti-war protesters for attending rallies organized by A.N.S.W.E.R.:

It’s not McCarthyism to call people who are communists, communists. Communists, as devoted followers of murderous totalitarianism, deserve to be called to account every bit as much as their Nazi colleagues. And in the 21st century, they can hardly pretend to be ignorant of their ideology’s true nature.

He’s right. But it is McCarthyism to tar people as “communist sympathizers” because they associate

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Are You Ready For Some Football?

by John Cole|  January 27, 20034:44 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

No comments. I just liked this picture.

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Kitkatska, a 20-year-old female walrus, grabs a football at SeaWorld San Diego’s Wild Arctic attraction, Friday, Jan. 24, 2003. In anticipation of Sunday’s Super Bowl, animal handlers trained the walrus to ‘suction’ a football. After seizing the football, the walrus tosses it skyward. (AP Photo/SeaWorld San Diego, Bob Couey)

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