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by John Cole|  March 8, 20044:18 pm| 1 Comment

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The best blog in the world has returned. All hail Protein Wisdom.

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    Protein Wisdom

    March 12, 2004 at 11:31 pm

    I got potential, but I ain’t got no locker, do I Mick…?

    And I’m missing from your Blog Roll, too. Which is a grave disservice to your readers, I can assure you.

    Well, at least to the ones who have trouble spelling “protein.” Or “google.”

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