I am with the Instapundit– Heinz ketchup rules. Whenever I see a knock-off or generic ketchup, I think- “Is that really the place to cut the budget?”
As far as mayo, Hellman’s. People who think Miracle Whip is mayo need to be sent to gulags and re-educated.
As far as yellow mustard goes- what beat Plochman’s?
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Woah- I love all types of mustardn ad actually use brown mustards and horseradish mustards FAR more than I use straight up yellow. I was just listing generic yellow mustard because thatis what most people eat.
Again, I love Plochman’s- I also love Stadium mustard, but that is hard to come by around here.
My absolute favorite mustards are tubes of German senf- but you cant find that anywhere (except maybe Germany).