Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

… gradually, and then suddenly.

I am pretty sure Katy Tur wasn’t always such a bootlicking sycophant.

Never forget that he train is barreling down on Trump, even as he dances on the tracks.

Happy indictment week to all who celebrate!

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

The willow is too close to the house.

Biden: Oh no. We’ve upset Big Pharma again.

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

“I never thought they’d lock HIM up,” sobbed a distraught member of the Lock Her Up Party.

American History and Black History can not be separated.

Somebody needs to explain to DeSantis that nobody needs to do anything to make him look bad.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

GOP baffled that ‘we don’t care if you die’ is not a winning slogan.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

A lot of Dems talk about what the media tells them to talk about. Not helpful.

The new republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

Democrats are back in array!

Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

Let’s finish the job.

Ron DeSantis, the grand wizard, oops, governor of FL.

Maybe you would prefer that we take Joelle’s side in ALL CAPS?

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You remember this Monty Python sketch, don’t you:

Albatross Woman: Albatross! Albatross! Albatross! You’re not supposed to be smoking that! Albatross! Don’t take them!

Audience member: What flavor is it? What flavor is it?

Albatross Woman: Seagullsickle! Pelican-bonbon! Albatross!

Man with hat: Could I have… Could I have two ice creams, please?

Albatross Woman: I haven’t got any ice creams, I just got this albatross!

Life imitates Monty Python:

Retailer Toys R Us Inc. slammed by intense competition from discounters such as Wal-Mart, may sell its toy business and focus on its fast-growing Babies R Us unit, the company said Wednesday.

Toys R Us, whose shares fell 6 percent on the news but later recovered, said it plans to separate the ownership of its two businesses and is looking at many ways to accomplish this, including a spin-off of Babies R Us.

(Via Drudge)

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    John Cole

    Who pissed in your corn flakes Andrew?

    The Albatross salesman sells albatross, they ask him for Ice Cream

    Toys R’ Us, whom we would assume sells toys, will sell everything but.

    Have a nice day, you charmer, you.

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