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I Am Curious

by John Cole|  April 14, 200411:29 am| 14 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

How are the usual suspects going to tell me this is bad news:

The U.S. trade deficit narrowed in February as a combination of the weak U.S. dollar and stronger economic growth propelled both exports and imports to record levels, a government report showed on Wednesday.

The February trade gap totaled $42.1 billion, down more than 3 percent from January and slightly below analysts’ pre-report expectations of $42.5 billion.

U.S. exports leapt four percent — the highest monthly increase since October 1996 — to a record $92.4 billion, while imports rose 1.6 percent to a record $134.5 billion.

The politically sensitive trade gap with China fell nearly 28 percent in February as imports from that country slipped to $11.3 billion, the lowest level in nearly a year, and exports to China rose 17 percent to $3.0 billion.

The lower dollar appeared to help all categories of exports, as shipments of industrial supplies and materials and autos and auto parts both set records. Exports of consumer goods were only slightly below the record set in November and exports of capital goods, such as aircraft and industrial machines, were the highest since May 2001.

Exports of services, which include travel, also set a record.

Meanwhile, the surging U.S. economy sucked in record agricultural and industrial imports, while auto and auto parts imports had their second best showing.

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Poor, Underfunded Democrats

by John Cole|  April 14, 200410:35 am| 1 Comment

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Hey Big Spender:

Returning to the host city of the Democratic convention with his party’s nomination under his belt, Senator John F. Kerry last night presided over the largest political fund-raiser in Massachusetts history and offered some red meat from his trail speech for a hometown audience.

“We’re not just here tonight to raise money,” Kerry told a crowd of 3,300 gathered in a ballroom at the Sheraton Boston Hotel, a group that collectively raised $4 million for Kerry’s campaign and $1 million for the Democratic National Committee. “We’re here to mark the beginning of the end of the Bush administration.”

As I have stated numerous times before– those poor, underfunded Democrats.

Go now and give to Bush/Cheney 2004.

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The Clenis Award

by John Cole|  April 14, 200410:18 am| 11 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Today’s Award for injecting Bill Clinton into an argument for no reason whatsoever goes to Matt Yglesias, who willfully and intentionally conflates the numerous Gorelick conflict of interest stories with right wing angst about Bill Clinton. Sayeth the Prospect’s newest protege:

I’m given to understand from several testy rightwing bloggers concerned that liberals have paid insufficient attention to the incident that John Ashcroft gave Democratic 9/11 Commissioner Jamie Gorelick the what-for yesterday over her involvement while at the DOJ in erecting the “wall” that made it hard for the FBI to share information properly with other agencies. If so, good for him.

One of the difficulties I think a lot of people on the right have in grasping what’s going on at the 9/11 Commission is that Bill Clinton isn’t running for president. I have no interest — not even a partisan interest — in denying that Clinton and his appointees messed up in a variety of ways. Not even a partisan interest, let me say again, because Bill Clinton isn’t running for president. My interest as a patriotic American is purely in bringing the facts to light so we can make changes for the better. My partisan interest is, especially, in bringing to light facts that reflect poorly on George W. Bush and his appointees — the various ways in which they disimproved on the inadequate Clinton-era set-up.

So, again, Bill Clinton not running for president.

We agree with one premise- Bill Clinton is not running for President. Which leads me to wonder why Matt would inject him into a conversation about national security policies- other than a blatantly transparent attempt to shift all legitimate criticisms of Gorelick’s role in creating the security mess into a pile of hubris masquerading as relentless right-wing hatred of Clinton- which, I must note, is exactly like the “Anyone But Bush” animus currently held by the Democrats.

At any rate, and Matt knows this, but George Bush IS running for President. Matt and the other Democrats have had a field day in the last few months trying pin responsibility of 9/11 on Bush’s incompetence. When it comes to light that one of the most partisan members of the Commission that the Democrats are using as a baton to beat Bush over the head is a principle actor in creating the mess that helped to hinder Bush and our intelligence agencies from stopping 9/11, it is a very legitimate avenue of inquiry and outrage.

See Matt- it isn’t about Clinton at all- and you know it. An artful dodge on your part, worthy of a Blumenthal or Begala, but one that has not gone unnoticed.

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Gone, and Forgotten

by John Cole|  April 14, 200412:48 am| 10 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

Burnplant joins Jadegold as banned. The stink was getting to me, but the kicker was when I accused him of knowing nothing, and he proceeded to state (in an idiotic defense of Gore vidal, of all people):

Unlike you, Gore Vidal was a soldier in our American Army.

It is then clear how little he knows about anything- to include this site. Heya Burnplant- see that Milblogs icon? Think deep for a second.

Look Folks- If all you are going to do is come here, insult me and other people, while having no idea who you are even talking to, what you are talking about, and taking not one minute to even investigate the opinions and ideas of other people, well, don’t let the door hit you in the ass.

Adios!

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Shorter 9/11 Commission

by John Cole|  April 14, 200412:09 am| 2 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

Mike Hendrix is trying to help you save some time with this shorter 9/11 Commission.

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What A Surprise

by John Cole|  April 13, 200411:47 pm| 7 Comments

This post is in: Media

Gail Collins and her lackeys didn’t like Bush’s press conference. I am shocked.

I wonder if they wrote it before the conference even happened like the folks at the WaPo.

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A Quick Quiz

by John Cole|  April 13, 20049:59 pm| 11 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

I didn’t see the press conference, but I read some blogger write-ups. It has inspired me to write this short quiz.

Q: Who should apologize for 9/11?

If your answer is anything other than “Osama and the people who slammed the planes into the building,” you are an idiot.

*** Update ***

As Jeff Jarvis (and Hanks inthe comments here note:

Just amazing that the reporters keep harping on wanting Bush to say that he made a “mistake” or “failed” or should “apologize.”

Jeesh, do they think this is Oprah and they’re all Dr. Phil?

Yes.

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