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Mind Numbing

by John Cole|  February 19, 20043:31 pm| 14 Comments

This post is in: Sports

SO- you are a well paid coach (overpaid) of a prominent Division I-A football team, and one of your former players claims she was raped. This is not a wise response:

Former Colorado kicker Katie Hnida said this week she was sexually assaulted by a teammate in 2000, after her final season at Colorado. Hnida, now a student at the University of New Mexico, said she does not plan to file charges at this time.

Hoffman said she was shocked by the allegation and urged Hnida, 22, to tell police. Barnett told reporters Tuesday he knew of no evidence to back up Hnida’s claim and said she had never told him about a sexual assault.

He also criticized Hnida’s ability as a player: “It was obvious Katie was not very good. She was awful … Katie was not only a girl, she was terrible. OK? There’s no other way to say it.”

Gary Barnett is lucky Osama is still roaming the planet, otherwise he would easily be the most despicable human being on the planet. I was half asleep last night when I heard his remarks, and I almost fell out of bed.

*** Update ***

And Atrios and I continue our string of agreeing on one issue a month.

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BUSH AWOL

by John Cole|  February 18, 200410:42 pm| 44 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

I am now officially fed up with the whole BUSH/AWOL non-issue/smear. It is clear that Bush served honorably, did what was required of him, and was honorably discharged. Only the winguts continue to assert otherwise. I also say that John Kerry deserves to be commended for his service during Vietnam.

Now having said that, I want no more discussion of it, particularly from you Democrats who just hate Bush. After all, this newfound soldier worship is just a touch transparent. Besides- if you are trying to make the case that the best soldier should be elected in order to create and administer the best foreign policy, why the hell didn’t anyone in the Democratic party vote for FOUR STAR GENERAL AND DEMOCRAT Wesley Clark?

Just curious, you know.

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Kudos To Edwards

by John Cole|  February 18, 20047:53 pm| 11 Comments

This post is in: Politics

If nothing else, John Edwards should get a Congressional Medal of Honor for this rare moment of Democratic honesty:

MATTHEWS: Can you talk to the people of Pennsylvania, Ohio, Wisconsin, et cetera, all those Rust Belt states, if you will, and you can promise

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More On Bush AWOL

by John Cole|  February 18, 20041:20 pm| 25 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

I hope Democrats keep hammering away at their vicious BUSH AWOL slur. Stories like this make for great campaign material. Some quotes that will not be repeated inthe NY Times:

As a wingman, Bush tucked in closely and flew smoothly, he says.

“He was one of my favorite people to ride formation with, because he was smooth. He was a very competent pilot,” Roome said. “You sort of bet your life on each other in some of those formation missions, and to me it was always a pleasure to fly with George. He was good.”

and…

“Lieutenant Bush is an outstanding young pilot and officer and is a credit to his unit,” Lt. Col. Bobby Hodges wrote on May 27, 1971. “This officer is rated in the upper 10 percent of his contemporaries.”

Another, written by Maj. William Harris on May 26, 1972, was just as glowing: “Lieutenant Bush is an exceptional fighter interceptor pilot and officer.”

Liles, a rock-ribbed Republican who voted for Bush and plans to vote for him again, wonders why previous Bush campaigns didn’t trumpet his exemplary flying record.

“I was surprised when he ran for president that his flying record didn’t come out,” he said, “because it was pretty good.”

and…

“He was one of the few officers out there who would let you walk along beside him. Most officers, you’d have to walk five feet behind them out on the flight line,” Liles said. “But Bush wasn’t like that. He was probably the nicest guy out there.”

Even if Bush did get in because of his name, he sure didn’t ask for an easy, safe assignment, points out a childhood friend who served in an administrative capacity at the same unit. Flying the F-102, a one-seater jet, was no cakewalk. In fact, it was downright dangerous.

“I was glad to serve, but I just carried a clipboard around; and I tell you, George had a much riskier occupation there in the Guard than I did,” said David Perry, who played junior-high school football with Bush at a private academy in Houston.

I guess the Democrats are just completely trying to write off the veteran vote.

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The New Scorched Earth Policy

by John Cole|  February 18, 20041:07 pm| 23 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

It has become clear that there are many on the left, when posed with a choice between embracing someone who mostly agrees with them on an issue, or slightly disagrees on a procedural way in which to achieve a goal or issue, the choice is simpey. Don’t engage in honest debate- engage in a scorched earth policy so that the doctrinal purity of liberal goals remains constant.

For example, take this post from Jesse Taylor (and the charming remarks from the readers), in which he does everything but call me John Derbyshire, all in response to this post yesterday. To be fair, Jesse takes on my characterization of marriage- it is his readers who really make this a personal attack.

For the record:

I am in favor of ‘homosexual marriage.’ I am even in favor of such crazy ideas (/sarcasm) as homosexual adoption. I do not think the greatest problem facing our nation is a rush of people coming forward publicly professing their love for one another. Probably a family with a mother and a father is the ideal for raising children, but I can think of a whole helluva lot of families that would be better off under the roof of two daddies or two mommies.

In fact- this is not a new development:

(I am in favor of same sex civil unions- well, more honestly, I don’t care- if homosexuals who love each other want to get hitched, more power to ’em- except it is currently against the law). I am not sure what is wrong with same sex civil unions, particularly if they grant all the legal benefits of marriage.

I also have wondered about the views of some in the GOP:

I will never understand the homophobia of some in the Republican party. I am not sure why, if two consenting adults love each other, why is it any of the business of anyone else what they do?

There are plenty of other examples of my position in the archives. I mocked the Texas Sodomy Laws. I mocked Bush’s recent proposal for ‘marriage promotion,’ my logic being that if marriage is so good some are kicking and screaming to keep it from the gays, why do we need to spend 25 million to promote it? At any rate, I am no virulent homophobe, and I find it offensive that Jesse and his ilk would assert otherwise.

At any rate- my point(s) in the post that got Jesse’s knickers in such a twist were:

1.) It seems to me the rush to get married with fraudulent documents is pointless. I understand civil disobedience, but it seems to me that the Mayor of San Fran isacting illegally and in bad faith. What happens when those documents don’t stand up?

And please- I understand WHY the couple want to get married- I would assume for the same reason that anycopuple wants to get married, heterosexual or homosexual- they are in love. And no, Jesse, you vile twerp, it doesn’t upset me that all of the couples are not “flamboyant fire-breathing hetero-killers whose unions will lead us into a new age of depravity and destruction.” If they were, I would remain similarly unfazed, and still in favor of their right to be together. But I am in the minority, you gutless punk.

2.) The concept of marriage, the definition of marriage, is pretty entrenched in the American mind. IF you ask the great majority of people, they will have no qualms defining it as between a man and a woman. That was the point of the DOMA- to codify it, to entrench it legally as well as popularly.

I may have not spoken clearly- this phrase in particular is sloppy to the extreme (and conveys the exact opposite meaning than what I intended- I apologize for the lack of clarity):

“Clearly, marriage is not just what society decides it is- at least not in the sense that it is some malleable man-made construct that can be whimsically changed.”

Clearly marriage is what society determines it to be- but the idea that these changes just happen is absurd. Changes like this happen at a glacial pace. You don’t just simply change the institution, and everyone’s understanding and belief systems change with the touch of the pen. My disagreement with the Calpundit was that this is something that happens overnight- these changes to man made institutions take years- just as the current levels of tolerance for open homosexuality took years to achieve. This is particularly the case when you have the majority of the population aligned against the proposed change,as iscurrently the case.

So why, then, are civil unions such a bad next step? Leave marriage to those who want to retain it in its current form, and over time, just like every other advance made by gay rights groups, attitudes will change. And, for the criminally stupid such as the readers at Pandagon, I have no idea why people are opposed to gay marriage. I have never felt that if I were to be married to a woman, it would some how be cheapened by two men down the street getting married. But that is me, and like it or not, I am in the minority.

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To Be Gay, Young, And In Love

by John Cole|  February 17, 20043:12 pm| 30 Comments

This post is in: Popular Culture

I guess I simply don’t understand why all the young gay couples are rushingto San Francisco to get married– and not because I don’t understand why anyone would want to get married, either. I just simply do not understand what the point of it is, other than a wasted trip to the Bay Area.

According to everything I have read, state law prohibits same-sex marriages. Thus, the mayor issuing all of these permits is not issuing documents either in accordance to the law, or in good faith to the intent of the law. By my understanding, that would seem to make the documents worthless at any level. I guess it just boils down to a PR stunt, which always seem like a waste of time to me.

BTW- I do think this statement by the Calpundit is a little off the mark:

But that’s exactly what marriage is: it’s whatever we as a society decide it is. Unless you have a specifically Bible-centric view of what marriage is, you need to accept this simple reality: marriage is not a natural law, it is a human institution that’s defined by humans and subject to change by humans.

Clearly, marriage is not just what society decides it is- at least not in the sense that it is some malleable man-made construct that can be whimsically changed. That kinda was the point of the Defense of Marriage Act- to codify exactly what marriage is and is not. Some of us thought the DOMA was a little overboard, because it is pretty clear to most of us what exactly a marriage is- and I would argue the vast majority of us would agree that marriage is between a man and a woman.

You can disagree with me all you want, but I will not cede that point. It is so entrenched in our society what marriage is that our language betrays those that argue otherwise. If we did not all agree that marriage is between a man and a woman, why do we call any other type of union ‘gay marriages’ or ‘homosexual marriages’ or ‘same-sex marriages?’ Because if you didn’t, everyone would be thinking man and wife. Period.

And before I get called an old fart- I am perfectly in favor of civil unions. I just don’t understand why the institution of marriage, which has stood esentially unchanged for years, needs to be adapted. I see no reason why civil unions, which could offer the same legal status as a traditional marriage, could not be instituted and both sides of the issue could be made happy.

*** Update ***

I should have figured Sully would have 9 bazillion posts on this issue.

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Out-Geeking O-Dub

by John Cole|  February 16, 20045:11 pm| 15 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Oliver asks:

Without using Google, can anyone tell me what the following numbers signify?

007 373 5963

I can outgeek you one better, Oliver, taking things back to the late 70’s and early 80’s, when I worked on a dummy terminal hooked up to a campuswide Pr1me mainframe. Here is your question:

“What do the terms Xyzzy, Plugh, and Plover come from and what do they mean?”

For bonus points, tell me what the maximum score of the game was, and if you really want to go all out, tell me what the Pirate said when he robbed you in the maze. How do you recover the items stolen by the Pirate?

If you can answer those, you are eligible for the nerd Hall of Fame.

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