Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

The willow is too close to the house.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

I wonder if trump will be tried as an adult.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

If you are still in the GOP, you are an extremist.

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

Consistently wrong since 2002

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

He really is that stupid.

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I have no idea what is going on at Blogshares, but according to this, Balloon Juice has been experiencing some management problems:

Balloon Juice suffered a huge setback with several analysts urging their clients to ditch the stock as it suffered a public relations disaster. The exact nature of customer dissatisfaction was not known but Village Idiot was rumoured to have had a hand in it. Industry insiders suspect a Critic (artefact) was involved. Balloon Juice share price dropped from B$567.42 to B$226.97

Village Idiot declined to comment on the recent speculation.

Then there is this:

Balloon Juice suffered a huge setback with several analysts urging their clients to ditch the stock as it suffered a public relations disaster. The exact nature of customer dissatisfaction was not known but IXLNXS was rumoured to have had a hand in it. Industry insiders suspect a Scoop (artefact) was involved. Balloon Juice share price dropped from B$482.19 to B$279.67

IXLNXS declined to comment on the recent speculation.

I have no idea what the hell is going on. I do apologize to any shareholders who were hurt. Heh.

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    Bloggerhead

    Shit, there’s goes my nest egg. It’s that damn FEC and McCain-Feingold, I guess. Maybe you should start being a little more usurious with your blogads. It’s not your conscience, but we share holders, to whom you’re responsible, John. Or what about getting in on that K-Street action?

    Well, at least I have my social security, right? Right?

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