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You are here: Home / Science & Technology / Sanford and Sun

Sanford and Sun

by John Cole|  August 5, 200511:46 am| 5 Comments

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This sort of takes some of the the glamour out of the title of ‘astronaut’:

Discovery astronauts prepared to leave the international space station Friday as they began to wrap up work in advance of next week’s return to Earth.

The shuttle’s cargo module, now full of space station trash, was moved from the station and placed back in Discovery’s payload bay for the voyage back home.

Have a safe trip home, guys and gals.

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5Comments

  1. 1.

    Nikki

    August 5, 2005 at 12:44 pm

    Come, come now. Even interstellar garbageman as a certain ring to it.

  2. 2.

    ET

    August 5, 2005 at 1:10 pm

    I truely pray that they get home safely.

  3. 3.

    Marcos

    August 5, 2005 at 1:14 pm

    Hey it’s important work. Can you imagine a turd travelling at 500km/s hitting your solar windshield?

  4. 4.

    Steve

    August 5, 2005 at 2:52 pm

    John has my admiration for the title of this post.

  5. 5.

    WV.Hillbilly

    August 5, 2005 at 3:58 pm

    Anyone remember Salvage 1 with Andy Griffith?
    A junkyard owner goes into space to bring back space trash.

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