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Congratulations Are In Order

by John Cole|  November 9, 200511:40 am| 4 Comments

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Everyone go give a thunderous round of applause to the Commisar, who just had his 1 millionth hit.

Well done, mate.

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4Comments

  1. 1.

    Krista

    November 9, 2005 at 11:50 am

    He had some nice words for you too, John. Very kind of him.

  2. 2.

    Perry Como

    November 9, 2005 at 1:16 pm

    :Don’t turn around, oh oh:

  3. 3.

    don surber

    November 9, 2005 at 2:19 pm

    Great site

  4. 4.

    Geek, Esq.

    November 9, 2005 at 2:53 pm

    I would congratulate the Commissar, but as a Trot I can’t be seen supporting such a Stalinist apparatchik.

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