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Just an Advance Notice

by John Cole|  December 16, 20055:16 pm| 16 Comments

This post is in: Popular Culture, Site Maintenance, General Stupidity

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Some day next week (I think Tuesday), there will be an Airing of Grievances here in celebration of Festivus.

Make sure you have your grievances put together by then. Other blogs are welcome to join in.

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  1. 1.

    KC

    December 16, 2005 at 5:37 pm

    No thoughts yet, John, on the Patriot Act thingy-ding?

  2. 2.

    Kiganshee

    December 16, 2005 at 6:11 pm

    But what about the Festivus feats of strength?

  3. 3.

    Vlad

    December 16, 2005 at 6:11 pm

    The Pirates don’t properly appreciate Craig Wilson! My cat has a weak stomach! Ana Lucia is sucking all the life out of Lost!

    Don’t worry; I’ll have plenty more left over for Tuesday.

  4. 4.

    Halffasthero

    December 16, 2005 at 6:37 pm

    I am likely going to be filing a greavance about the Steelers/Vikings game but right now just giving you a warning. Also, there was no Friday Beer Blog. WTH?

  5. 5.

    aop

    December 16, 2005 at 6:47 pm

    Ana Lucia is sucking all the life out of Lost!

    Amen.

  6. 6.

    SoCalJustice

    December 16, 2005 at 7:40 pm

    I hope Tommy Maddox isn’t surfing by next week.

  7. 7.

    stickler

    December 16, 2005 at 9:45 pm

    I got my grievance right here: no beer post on a Friday night. This is not right. It will not stand.

    Oh. My glass is empty. Rant suspended until further notice.

  8. 8.

    ppGaz

    December 16, 2005 at 11:13 pm

    Grievance: Why don’t all satellite radio receivers use the same power supply accessories? I want capital punishment for the people who build these things.

    Okay, just corporal punishment. But severe corporal punishment. Torture would be good. Good old fashioned Bush-Cheney torture.

    Okay, just verbal torture. But severe verbal torture.

  9. 9.

    shingles

    December 17, 2005 at 12:59 am

    Or wrapping them in the flag of your local cable provider.

  10. 10.

    ppGaz

    December 17, 2005 at 6:36 am

    Oka, here’s a real grievance: Why does this blog fail to break the kneecaps of commenters who say things like “I’m subsidizing unhealthy people with my health insurance premiums?” Slightly paraphrased, I don’t feel like looking up the original quote.

    Health care costs, insurance availability, and access to care are a large, growing, real time ongoing disaster for millions of families in this country. The cost of care is now increasing at double-digit annual rates according to this series in NYT. Read-da-hole-thing as they say, because the horror stories in this article will curl your hair if you are lucky enough to have hair.

    Being a Patient

    So here we are with a government that coddles a set of rich industries like BigPharma and Manipulated Managed Care, pays only lip service to these real life-and-death issues, and then plays politics and power games with a phony War on Terror, a bullshit Patriot Act, and executive-branch-ordered spying on ordinary Americans … and yet the people do not assemble in the streets and march on these negligent motherfuckers!

    What’s up with that?

  11. 11.

    Shygetz

    December 17, 2005 at 10:21 am

    So here we are with a government that coddles a set of rich industries like BigPharma and Manipulated Managed Care, pays only lip service to these real life-and-death issues, and then plays politics and power games with a phony War on Terror, a bullshit Patriot Act, and executive-branch-ordered spying on ordinary Americans … and yet the people do not assemble in the streets and march on these negligent motherfuckers!

    We’re afraid we might catch the flu and die for lack of health care if we march in this weather.

  12. 12.

    Steve S

    December 17, 2005 at 10:41 am

    Let’s here it for Scrooge!

    BAH HUMBUG!

  13. 13.

    ppGaz

    December 17, 2005 at 10:53 am

    We’re afraid we might catch the flu and die for lack of health care if we march in this weather.

    Good point.

  14. 14.

    docG

    December 17, 2005 at 10:31 pm

    It wouldn’t be a real Festivus celebration unless John Cole wrestles someone – Amanda from Pandagon, perhaps?

  15. 15.

    Krista

    December 17, 2005 at 11:01 pm

    It wouldn’t be a real Festivus celebration unless John Cole wrestles someone – Amanda from Pandagon, perhaps?

    Or ppGaz from Balloon Juice. That I’d pay to see.

  16. 16.

    chef

    December 18, 2005 at 12:48 pm

    “Health care costs, insurance availability, and access to care are a large, growing, real time ongoing disaster for millions of families in this country”

    And now, businesses too.
    The AMA spends a fortune highlighting every problem with national health care elsewhere, but as anyone who has lived in Germany or Canada (like me) and you will find they prefer any system over that of the US. World Bank Stats show the American people spend more on health care than anyone, yet receive inferior care.

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