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Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” was supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.

Radicalized white males who support Trump are pitching a tent in the abyss.

So very ready.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

The “burn-it-down” people are good with that until they become part of the kindling.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

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A Popular Backlash?

by John Cole|  April 11, 200511:38 am| 63 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

And for my fellow Republicans who think that I am off the reservation or a “bad Republican” when I state that our party has become the party of uncontrolled deficits, reckless spending, and intrusive big government, read this and weep:

Mr. Gingrich indicated some concern, though, about the current political circumstances of his party.

“I worry about uncontrolled spending, because we are the party of balanced budgets, smaller government and lower taxes,” he said. “I worry about any effort to flinch on ethics, because we are the natural reform party.”

If you want to brush that off as a mild warning, do it at your own expense. Gingrich is a die-hard partisan, and would never use stronger language to condem the GOP. This is as clear a shot across the bow as you are going to get from Newt.

We were the party of balanced budgets, smaller government, and lower taxes. Now all we have left is the lower taxes bit- and it isn’t going to be that way forever. Pretty soon, there is going to be a reckoning day- we simply can not keep taxes at the current level while continuing to expand government expenditures exponentially. In the not so distant future, taxes are going to have to go up- because we will be unable to pay the bills otherwise.

Right now we are behaving like a bunch of rabid environmentalists, who, upon inheriting a Cadillac Escalade, realize that the seats are pretty comfortable and that a V8 is a real pleasure to drive, so we put the pedal to the floor and forget everything we used to call principles. Someone made this analogy in the comments of a thread a while ago, and it fits.

And if you think there is going to be no backlash- you are wrong. I just saw a poll on MSNBC ( I will find the cite in a little bit when it comes out) that states that the majority of the American people now believe that taxes are unfair- not because of the flawed tax code- but because the higher income brackets are not paying enough. I am sure the usual suspects will tell us how flawed the poll is- me- I tend to trust the numbers.

In other words- it looks like us ‘fiscal conservatives’ are poised to lose the tax debate, and more people are going to agree with this vision of the Republican Party:

Bush’s policies have very little to do with laissez-faire (just ask the Cato guys) or any actual moment in the American past. Instead, it has everything to do with corruption and funneling money to friendly corporations and religious groups. It’s a kind of christian democrat vision, but more along the lines of tangentopoli than Germany. I think this is important, because it’s become obvious that many Democrats now have high hopes that the investigations into Tom DeLay’s dealings will provide a major political payoff. It’s my opinion that it only will if Democrats manage to actually tie this stuff in to a broader critique of Republican policies. They’re not free marketers who happen to take bribes on occassion. The policymaking is fully continuous with the corruption.

Unfair? Maybe. But if you are a real Republican, a true conservative, and really do care about smaller and less intrusive government and free trade, and you do care about the dangers of the excesses of the far left- this should leave your knees shaking. We are beginning to appear to many to be the goofy and unfair caricature that the Democrats have painted us as for years.

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All The News That is Fit To Make

by John Cole|  April 11, 200511:30 am| 16 Comments

This post is in: Politics

I want DeLay gone as bad as anyone, but this is just appalling:

On March 24, former Congressman Bob Livingston was sent an e-mail by a New York Times editorial page staffer suggesting he write an op-ed essay. Would Livingston, who in 1998 gave up certain elevation to be House speaker because of a sexual affair, write about how Majority Leader Tom DeLay should now act under fire? In a subsequent conversation, it was made clear the Times wanted the prominent Republican to say DeLay should step aside for the good of the party.

The goal of the NY Times should be to accurately chronicle the abuses of power and the subsequent investigations of Tom DeLay. If they want to write an op-ed condemning DeLay, more power to them- it is their editorial page. But actively seeking out non-columnists to write guest editorials that appear to be sincere and motivated by passion for an issue, particularly in a case like this, crosses the line.

This is nothing more than the NY Times acting as partisan hack.

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Sour Grapes Award

by John Cole|  April 11, 200511:12 am| 15 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Proving that it is clearly impossible to retain your dignity after losing a national election (see also Bob Dole and Viagra and Al Gore and MoveOn), Sen. Kerry came out with this treat over the week-end:

Many voters in last year’s election were denied access to the polls through trickery and intimidation, Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts told a voters’ group on Sunday.

“Last year, too many people were denied their right to vote; too many who tried to vote were intimidated,” Mr. Kerry said at an event sponsored by the League of Women Voters of Massachusetts.

He cited examples of trickery. “Leaflets are handed out saying Democrats vote on Wednesday, Republicans vote on Tuesday,” Mr. Kerry said. “People are told in telephone calls that if you’ve ever had a parking ticket, you’re not allowed to vote.”

Mr. Kerry, the Democratic presidential nominee, has never disputed the outcome of the election, saying voting irregularities did not involve enough votes to change the result.

Except, of course, for when he suggests that many peoiple were denied the right to vote.

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Begging the Question

by John Cole|  April 11, 200511:03 am| 5 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

The Washington Monthly links to this website discussing the misuse of the phrase “begging the question:”

For too long, we linguistic pedants have cringed, watching this phrase used, misused, and abused, again, and again, and again. “This begs the question…” we read in the editorials, see on TV, hear on the radio, (perhaps even read in one of those newfangled “web blogs”) and we must brace ourselves as the ignoramii of modern society literally ask a question after the phrase.

“Begging the question” (BTQ) is a form of logical fallacy in which an argument is assumed to be true without evidence other than the argument itself. (e.g. “He’s dumb because he’s stupid and it’s so because I said so.”)

It does not mean “raising the question,” and it is not meant to apply to an actual question (e.g. “That begs the question, why is he so dumb?”). If that’s how you used it, you got it wrong, and no doubt the more knowledgeable folk listening to you winced as you said it.

The Fallacy Files is one of the best resources on the web for discussion and explanations of logical fallacies. Also see the Nizkor project.

In other related news, check out this post by Gary Farber, where he literally takes someone to the woodshed. Sorry, Gary.

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Wanted: Honest Politicians

by John Cole|  April 11, 200510:56 am| 2 Comments

This post is in: Politics

I guess it is too much to ask for in this country of 300 million to have a few people running for office, in either party, who can play by the rule of law:

Washington state has supplanted Florida as the leading example of the need for election reform. The Evergreen State’s voting system is so sloppy that you can’t tell where incompetence ends and actual fraud might begin. Three Washington counties just discovered 110 uncounted absentee ballots–including 93 from Seattle’s King County–in a governor’s race that occurred more than five months ago and was decided by only 129 votes. Officials in Seattle’s King County admit they may find yet more ballots before a court hearing next month on whether a new election should be called. Last Friday, they reported finding a 111th ballot.

The infamous 2004 governor’s race was finally decided seven weeks after the election, after King County officials found new unsecured ballots on nine separate occasions during two statewide recounts. After the new ballots were counted, Democrat Christine Gregoire won a 129-vote victory out of some three million ballots cast. Even as she was sworn in last January, King County election supervisor Dean Logan admitted it had been “a messy process.”

He wasn’t kidding. During the two recounts, Mr. Logan’s office discovered 566 “erroneously rejected” absentee ballots, plus another 150 uncounted ones that turned up in a warehouse. Evidence surfaced that dead people had “exercised their right to vote”; documentation was presented that 900 felons in King County alone had illegally voted and that military ballots were sent out too late to be counted. A total of 700 provisional ballots had been fed into voting machines before officials had determined their validity. In the four previous November elections, King County workers had never mishandled more than nine provisional ballots in a single election.

If you want to create apathy in the electorate, this is a good step.

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9/11 As An Excuse

by John Cole|  April 10, 200510:44 pm| 5 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

Instapundit links to this tale of idiocy, where a man was arrested for paying a bill with $2 bills. That in itself is dumb enough, but this takes the cake:

Finally, Secret Service agent Leigh Turner arrived, examined the bills and said they were legitimate, adding, according to the police report, “Sometimes ink on money can smear.”

This will be important news to all concerned.

For Baltimore County police, said spokesman Bill Toohey, “It’s a sign that we’re all a little nervous in the post-9/11 world.”

Nervous about what? Legal Tender?

When did the deaths of of 3000 people become an excuse for any aberrant behavior by government officals? Toohey’s stupid ass should be fired just for being an idiot.

Sorry we shot your dog. You know- 9/11 and all.

Sorry we beat you nearly to death for speeding. We’re a bit nervous- 9/11 and all.

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Fools

by John Cole|  April 10, 20055:18 pm| 10 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

Yeah. This is exactly where we should start with budget cuts.

Idiots.

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