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You are here: Home / Where is My Check, Damnit!

Where is My Check, Damnit!

by John Cole|  October 19, 20063:45 pm| 49 Comments

This post is in: Blogospheric Navel-Gazing, General Stupidity

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It has been almost 24 hours since I have received notice that I am a C*** S******, and I have also recently been informed that I am a Democrat, and I have just one question:

Where the hell is my check from George Soros?

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  1. 1.

    Pb

    October 19, 2006 at 3:47 pm

    Get in line, n00b!

  2. 2.

    metalgrid

    October 19, 2006 at 3:53 pm

    So I guess you already got your EZBake oven?

  3. 3.

    SeesThroughIt

    October 19, 2006 at 4:06 pm

    No check until you seek out a terrorist and provide him aid and comfort.

  4. 4.

    Andrew

    October 19, 2006 at 4:10 pm

    No check until you seek out a terrorist and provide him aid and comfort.

    I thought he was doing that just by being a Democrat and/or gay?

  5. 5.

    Mike S

    October 19, 2006 at 4:12 pm

    A Riehl World Smackdown

    Dan Riehl puts a superficial, sanctimonious twit in his place on his party’s sick outing campaign.

    I’d tell you to be offended but since the child has 0 comments on most of his posts I’m not sure why you should be offended. Same with Riehl. The guy’s blog has been collapsing into obscurity for quite some time now. Bit of these guys probably have stiffies because you are sending them readers.

  6. 6.

    xyzzy

    October 19, 2006 at 4:13 pm

    Nothing finer than being called “sanctimonius” by someone posting “FROM THE HEART OF JESUSLAND!”

  7. 7.

    SeesThroughIt

    October 19, 2006 at 4:29 pm

    No check until you seek out a terrorist and provide him aid and comfort.

    I thought he was doing that just by being a Democrat and/or gay?

    Touche.

  8. 8.

    Halffasthero

    October 19, 2006 at 4:31 pm

    Mike S Says:

    A Riehl World Smackdown

    Dan Riehl puts a superficial, sanctimonious twit in his place on his party’s sick outing campaign.

    I’d tell you to be offended but since the child has 0 comments on most of his posts I’m not sure why you should be offended.

    If someone berates you in the middle of the forest and no one reads it, is it still an insult?

  9. 9.

    tBone

    October 19, 2006 at 4:31 pm

    George doesn’t send the check until you provide photographic proof that you’ve gotten the official “I Heart Cindy Sheehan!” tattoo.

    I hear next year’s membership packet will include cuttings (suitable for planting!) from the Sheehan Uterus Bush.

  10. 10.

    BarneyG2000

    October 19, 2006 at 4:35 pm

    This is the face of the GOP.

    To: Friends of Family Research Council
    From: Family Research Council President Tony Perkins
    October 9, 2006 – Monday

    “This raises yet another plausible question for values voters: has the social agenda of the GOP been stalled by homosexual members and or staffers?”

    And this:
    “The GOP will have to decide whether it wants to be the party that defends the traditional moral and family values that our nation was built upon and directed by for two centuries. Put another way, does the party want to represent values voters or Mark Foley and friends?”

  11. 11.

    Tsulagi

    October 19, 2006 at 4:48 pm

    Where the hell is my check from George Soros?

    No check moonbat. Buy your own Michael Moore XXXL t-shirt on e-bay.

    A couple of friends who took the short busses to the other side of the aisle when it went to the right loony edge of the planet once gave me a Michael Moore t-shirt. Had to repay the kindness. I had t-shirts printed up for them with this image.

  12. 12.

    Make7

    October 19, 2006 at 4:55 pm

    I believe when Dan Riehl uses the term C*** S******, it is simply a way for an insult to be diffused by redefining it as something positive.

    I am certain that someone as sensitive as he is to the matter, could never mean it in a derogatory connotation.

    This all appears to be nothing more than a simple misunderstanding.

  13. 13.

    Make7

    October 19, 2006 at 4:57 pm

    I’m sure he used to call his brother a C*** S****** too. In a loving way of course.

  14. 14.

    Mike S

    October 19, 2006 at 5:04 pm

    I’m sure he used to call his brother a C*** S****** too. In a loving way of course.

    Judging the tenor of that post on his brother I doubt he has had any love for his brother in many a year. I’ve said nicer things about people I hate after they passed away.

  15. 15.

    Pooh

    October 19, 2006 at 5:22 pm

    I can’t believe no one has gone there yet, but:

    “Welcome to Fucking Deadwood. It can be combative.”

  16. 16.

    Jill

    October 19, 2006 at 5:37 pm

    You have to cancel the PajamasMedia check before the Soros check can be mailed.

  17. 17.

    Caleb

    October 19, 2006 at 5:43 pm

    Why anyone would be insulted by being called a Cute Suitor is beyond me.

  18. 18.

    Perry Como

    October 19, 2006 at 5:50 pm

    I believe when Dan Riehl uses the term C*** S******, it is simply a way for an insult to be diffused by redefining it as something positive.

    The C**** aren’t going to S*** themselves.

  19. 19.

    The Other Steve

    October 19, 2006 at 6:00 pm

    It should come next tuesday.

    With the hamburgers.

  20. 20.

    DaveinLA

    October 19, 2006 at 6:13 pm

    Superficial, Sanctimonious Twit

    Best…blogname…ever

  21. 21.

    ThymeZone

    October 19, 2006 at 6:21 pm

    Riehl is a mental case. Not worth your time.

  22. 22.

    Krista

    October 19, 2006 at 6:38 pm

    “FROM THE HEART OF JESUSLAND!”

    I wouldn’t recommend visiting Jesusland. The restaurants are all overpriced and the Crucifixion Coaster ride wasn’t much fun at all.

  23. 23.

    Paddy O'Shea

    October 19, 2006 at 6:38 pm

    So Rove and the rest of the Coq Sequres at Repub Central have thought long and hard about what to put into their big money home stretch TV advertising push.

    Want to take a guess who it is they’re trotting out for yet another round?

    You got it. Osama ‘Yo Mama’ bin Laden.

    Remember him? The guy they never caught?

    rawstory.com/

  24. 24.

    demkat620

    October 19, 2006 at 7:04 pm

    You gotta call somebody a wanker. Nobody gets a check till somebody gets called a wanker.

    BTW, here are the rules for a blog fight:

    thepoorman.net/archives/001747.html

  25. 25.

    DonkeyKong

    October 19, 2006 at 7:11 pm

    Currently as we speak, Soros is skinning a christian baby, stretching and drying it’s hide, and having checks printed up on the hide. Check should be in the mail anytime now.

  26. 26.

    MMM

    October 19, 2006 at 8:23 pm

    Just came from watching the documentary “Peace Patriots”, listening to Ben Lee sing “We are all in this together,” and now I find out that John Cole might not be the boogey man….

    I need a drink…

  27. 27.

    craigie

    October 19, 2006 at 8:29 pm

    Actually, now that you are gay, I’mm sure the check is in the male.

    Sorry.

    I’ll shuffle off now…

  28. 28.

    craigie

    October 19, 2006 at 8:31 pm

    I wouldn’t recommend visiting Jesusland. The restaurants are all overpriced and the Crucifixion Coaster ride wasn’t much fun at all.

    Plus, the cotton candy tasted like a real beard. Gross.

  29. 29.

    SeesThroughIt

    October 19, 2006 at 8:34 pm

    The C**** aren’t going to S*** themselves.

    That reminds me of perhaps my favorite Onion picture and caption of all time. The picture was of a stern-looking 50-something man, in a snazzy suit sitting behind a huge desk in a ritzy office. The caption?

    “Boss’s Dick Isn’t Going To Suck Itself”

    Awesome.

  30. 30.

    ThymeZone

    October 19, 2006 at 9:01 pm

    “Boss’s Dick Isn’t Going To Suck Itself”

    Awesome.

    Good God.

  31. 31.

    KC

    October 19, 2006 at 9:24 pm

    Well, John, let me be the first to welcome you to the National Communist Lesbian-Gay Defeatocrat Club. Great to have you as a member.

  32. 32.

    Pb

    October 19, 2006 at 9:26 pm

    Ok. This story is unbelievable. No, really.

  33. 33.

    SeesThroughIt

    October 19, 2006 at 9:41 pm

    Well, John, let me be the first to welcome you to the National Communist Lesbian-Gay Defeatocrat Club. Great to have you as a member.

    There’s still one thing he has to do before becoming a full-fledged member: recreational abortion.

  34. 34.

    ThymeZone

    October 19, 2006 at 9:51 pm

    Ok. This story is unbelievable. No, really.

    It’s believable.

  35. 35.

    KC

    October 19, 2006 at 10:02 pm

    Yeah, really believable. I bet it won’t make the papers too much either.

  36. 36.

    Pb

    October 19, 2006 at 10:04 pm

    Yeah, really believable. I bet it won’t make the papers too much either.

    Ok, maybe it’s *too* believable?

  37. 37.

    merlallen

    October 19, 2006 at 10:40 pm

    I think the only traffic dan gets is from you and TBogg, which is why he tries to pick fights with you. His blog would dry up and blow away without you guys.

  38. 38.

    rachel

    October 19, 2006 at 11:04 pm

    Pb,

    Ah! *that’s* why I couldn’t get to TPM; they’re being Slashdotted.

    John Cole,

    Just S****** C*** isn’t enough. You need to get an A******* to prove your mala fides before Soros sends that check.

  39. 39.

    demimondian

    October 19, 2006 at 11:35 pm

    No, it’s entirely too believable. Saturday Night Massacre, anybody?

    Who’s in charge here?

  40. 40.

    Pb

    October 19, 2006 at 11:46 pm

    rachel,

    they’re being Slashdotted

    Or Kossed, as it were. Although I did like it back in the day when sites would occasionally get Kuroded.

  41. 41.

    demimondian

    October 19, 2006 at 11:52 pm

    It’s been a very long time since Kuro5hin has brought a site down.

  42. 42.

    The Other Steve

    October 20, 2006 at 12:08 am

    From the You can’t make this shit up department.

    OKLAHOMA CITY –A candidate for state superintendent of schools said Thursday he wants thick used textbooks placed under every student’s desk so they can use them for self-defense during school shootings.

    “People might think it’s kind of weird, crazy,” said Republican Bill Crozier of Union City, a teacher and former Air Force security officer. “It is a practical thing; it’s something you can do. It might be a way to deflect those bullets until police go there.”

    See, I always knew there was a reason why I took Calc and Physics in high school… to protect myself from all the bullets!

  43. 43.

    Pb

    October 20, 2006 at 1:00 am

    It’s been a very long time since Kuro5hin has brought a site down.

    I’m getting on in my age in internet years, but in blog years, I’m positively ancient.

  44. 44.

    Pb

    October 20, 2006 at 1:08 am

    The Other Steve,

    All they need are surplus IBM Model M keyboards, or specifically, the steel backplates.

  45. 45.

    Pb

    October 20, 2006 at 1:11 am

    And also, I originally saw that crazy textbook thing on Daily Kos, except that they also had linked to a video of it as well… very scary stuff.

  46. 46.

    Jay C

    October 20, 2006 at 7:29 am

    That piece about Rep. Jerry Lewis firing all those Congressional-corruption investigators is just another example of liberal/Defeatocrat bias towards Republicans! Typical, typical! After all, isn’t one of the Liberal MSM’s main complaints about the current GOP leadership that they aren’t doing enough to curb government spending? And here a leading Congressman takes steps to reduce a bloated offcial payroll, and all you libs do is complain!
    Sheesh, there’s just no pleasing you people…..

  47. 47.

    Jimmmm

    October 20, 2006 at 8:37 am

    Riehl smacks down Cole?! Gah?

    Dan Riehl couldn’t put the last piece of a jigsaw in its place. From but then, he believes all gays die of AIDS, so I’d better stay on his good side…

  48. 48.

    Otto Man

    October 20, 2006 at 8:43 am

    Riehl smacks down Cole?!

    Given Riehl’s intellectual chops, I think he’d have to smack up.

  49. 49.

    YellowJournalism

    October 20, 2006 at 1:51 pm

    All that candidate had to do was watch an episode of Mythbusters to find out that books aren’t good bullet sheilds. It’s good to know that students will finally have enough books in classrooms as long as they’re considered weapons instead of educational devices.

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