Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.

Republicans choose power over democracy, every day.

I didn’t have alien invasion on my 2023 BINGO card.

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

I wonder if trump will be tried as an adult.

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

Speaker Mike Johnson is a vile traitor to the House and the Constitution.

Republicans don’t trust women.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

“When somebody takes the time to draw up a playbook, they’re gonna use it.”

Bark louder, little dog.

GOP baffled that ‘we don’t care if you die’ is not a winning slogan.

“That’s what the insurrection act is for!”

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires Republicans to act in good faith.

When you’re a Republican, they let you do it.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

In short, I come down firmly on all sides of the issue.

Washington Post’s Catch and Kill, not noticeably better than the Enquirer’s.

Republicans would impeach Biden if he bit into a whole Kit Kat rather than breaking the sections apart.

Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.

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  1. 1.

    Punchy

    Heading to the parent’s house and am debating whether to even take the laptop.

    Take it. Show off to all your relatives how you’ve completely removed all the Cheetos stains from the m, o, n, b, a, and t keys. Put in a post on Christmas about how we need to start the War on Easter as early as possible, just in case those secular liberals want to start calling it “Happy Egg Day”….

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    frankdawg81

    Love ‘Sunday Morning’ but Charlie singing? I am reminded of George Burns line: “I’d rather sing than eat but people who have heard me wing would rather hear me eat!”

  11. 11.

    jack fate

    [I] am debating whether to even take the laptop.

    Leave it at home. I love this page and you guys have earned a little peace and quite. . . So quit paying attention and enjoy the holiday. See ya fella’s Wednesday.

  12. 12.

    Conservatively Liberal

    Merry Christmas John, Tim and Michael. John, take the laptop. But only open it if you get ripped and feel a rant coming on. Otherwise, let the dust collect on it. ;)

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