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Qui Custodet Ipsos Custodes

by Tim F|  June 8, 20079:47 am| 13 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Republican Stupidity

If anything illustrates the Bush league style of management strikes again, it has to be the amazing cavalcade of crooks, cronies and fools whom he has appointed to key oversight posts.

Commerce Department Inspector General Johnnie E. Frazier retired yesterday in the face of multiple investigations and a formal report recommending that President Bush punish him for violating the whistle-blower protection law.

Frazier got away with violating whistleblower protection laws, of course, because the official tasked with overseeing whistleblower protection, Scott Bloch at the Office of Special Counsel, has proven neither willing nor able to do his job. Perfectly reflecting the president’s emotional incapacity to handle criticism, we have a dysfunctional government where nobody considers it their job to watch anybody. In an environment like failure at every level becomes an inevitability, from Iraq to Katrina to humiliating courtroom defeats. History’s lessons from this flop of an administration will need to include the point that government without oversight just doesn’t work.

***Update***

Yet another report alleges that Robert “Moose” Cobb, Inspector General at NASA, has disgraced his office as well. I think time will show that Inspector General posts are among the most important assignments in the Bush administration, to the degree that the administration depends on IG’s not to do their job. For an example look at the embarrassment that Stuart Bowen caused when he proved insufficiently loyal to the cause, and the panicked efforts by Congress and the White House to get rid of him. The hackish, incompetent tomfoolery of our present administration can only thrive in the dark.

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Question

by Tim F|  June 8, 20079:11 am| 27 Comments

This post is in: War on Terror aka GSAVE®, Outrage

Did 24 ever feature a plotline about capturing and abusing suspects’ children? If not the torture fetishists at FOX have some catching up to do.

WASHINGTON – At least 39 people from a half-dozen countries have been held in secret U.S. detention centers worldwide for three or more years, and their fates remain unknown, six human-rights groups say in a report to be released today.

Human-rights advocates said the report, which they called the most comprehensive account yet of so-called ghost detainees, raised new alarms about the Bush administration’s practice of secretly detaining terror suspects without legal proceedings.

In five instances, the report says, U.S. authorities detained the wives or young children of suspects held in secret prisons. And in four instances, terror suspects in U.S. custody may have been transferred to Libya, once a major U.S. adversary.

Detaining innocent children without charges, in essence “disappearing” them just like any other inmate in our black prison system, already defies every value that sets America apart. But the abuses alleged in the actual report and discussed in this post by Hilzoy make me physically ill.

It seems likely that this tactic of capturing and abusing innocent family members was copied from a successful Jordanian campaign against Palestinian terrorists led by abu Nidal.

One hard question is what lengths the C.I.A. should go to. In an interview, two former operations officers cited the tactics used in the late nineteen-eighties by the Jordanian security service, in its successful effort to bring down Abu Nidal, the Palestinian who led what was at the time “the most dangerous terrorist organization in existence,” according to the State Department. Abu Nidal’s group was best known for its role in two bloody gun and grenade attacks on check-in desks for El Al, the Israeli airline, at the Rome and Vienna airports in December, 1985. At his peak, Abu Nidal threatened the life of King Hussein of Jordan—whom he called “the pygmy king”—and the King responded, according to the former intelligence officers, by telling his state security service, “Go get them.”

The Jordanians did not move directly against suspected Abu Nidal followers but seized close family members instead—mothers and brothers. The Abu Nidal suspect would be approached, given a telephone, and told to call his mother, who would say, according to one C.I.A. man, “Son, they’ll take care of me if you don’t do what they ask.” (To his knowledge, the official carefully added, all the suspects agreed to talk before any family members were actually harmed.) By the early nineteen-nineties, the group was crippled by internal dissent and was no longer a significant terrorist organization. (Abu Nidal, now in his sixties and in poor health, is believed to be living quietly in Egypt.) “Jordan is the one nation that totally succeeded in penetrating a group,” the official added. “You have to get their families under control.”

Note the bolded sentence. Even the Jordanians, an undemocratic mideastern state with little history of respecting civil liberties, stopped short of actually harming innocent family members. It stuns the mind to think that America (by America I mean the vice president’s office) might have looked to their example and found it too soft.

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The Grand Unified Theory Of Bush Scandals

by Tim F|  June 7, 200712:17 pm| 59 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

Dick Cheney. I’m actually not kidding. The Miers-Gonzales-Drownie incompetence has Bush written all over it, but over time I have warmed up to he idea that our fratboy in chief truly believes his happy blather about compassion and whatnot. Rather than meaning harm, Bush merely lacks the critical thinking skill to see how far off the mark his policies usually send the country. Rather the truly evil policies such as torture, police state-like grabs for executive power, lunatic theories about unprovoked war against every country that ever sent us a belated birthday card, and shutting away government from oversight while stripping privacy from citizens always seem to trace back to the Veep’s office. Quite possibly the difference between our president and our veep is the difference between a guy who means well but fails and a guy who means ill and succeeds.

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Your Next Surgeon General (If Bush Had His Way)

by John Cole|  June 7, 200712:08 pm| 26 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Republican Stupidity, Science & Technology

Hilzoy has the details.

If the Democrats can’t unite to oppose this guy, they need to just quit. Now.

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FREE PARIS HILTON

by John Cole|  June 7, 200712:00 pm| 96 Comments

This post is in: Popular Culture, General Stupidity

Our long national nightmare is over, and Paris Hilton has broken free from the shackles of incarceration and has been released from prison after serving three days for a “medical issue.” Al Sharpton, sadly, serves as the voice of sanity:

“Though I have nothing but empathy for Ms. Hilton whom I have met and appeared with on Saturday Night Live the night I hosted in 2003, this early release gives all of the appearances of economic and racial favoritism that is constantly cited by poor people and people of color. There are any number of cases of people who handle being incarcerated badly and even have health conditions that are not released.”

Officially, she is being released for a medical condition, but they might as well call it good behavior. After all, let’s face it- Paris Hilton sober and not partaking of the penis for three days IS good behavior for her.

I am just sad that all of my secret work on my FREE PARIS website will go unappreciated, as I had intended to release it during week two of the vigil. On the upside, though, we were spared the embarassing national spectacle of Lindsey Lohan, Kim Kardashian, and the Girls Next Door leading protests through Hollywood carrying “No Justice, No Peace” placards.

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Open-er Thread

by Tim F|  June 7, 200711:34 am| 12 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Didn’t we just have one?

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Department Of Empty Gestures

by Tim F|  June 6, 20074:08 pm| 21 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Science & Technology

NASA administrator Michael Griffin regrets the dumb remarks on climate that spurred me to write this earlier post. MSNBC:

NASA administrator Michael Griffin said in the closed-door meeting Monday at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena that “unfortunately, this is an issue which has become far more political than technical, and it would have been well for me to have stayed out of it.”

“All I can really do is apologize to all you guys…. I feel badly that I caused this amount of controversy over something like this,” he said.

Two problems should jump out about Griffin’s “apology.” First, the NASA administrator isn not at all sorry about his harebrained idea that warming could be a good thing, he just regrets that he made the mistake of telling anyone about it. Griffin’s gaffe, as they usually do, came in the form of inadvertently telling the truth. Second, if Griffin really cared about the climate he would stop defunding climate research and he would not have changed NASA’s mission statement to remove any reference to monitoring and safeguarding the Earth.

Griffin is still a moron about climate and he still means to cut off research that might help us understand it better. Worse, he thinks his critics will settle for soothing words and a non-denial denial.

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