Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

People identifying as christian while ignoring christ and his teachings is a strange thing indeed.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Our messy unity will be our strength.

Donald Trump found guilty as fuck – May 30, 2024!

I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

The National Guard is not Batman.

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

… pundit janitors mopping up after the gop

No one could have predicted…

Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

Dear media: perhaps we ought to let Donald Trump speak for himself!

“I was told there would be no fact checking.”

“A king is only a king if we bow down.” – Rev. William Barber

Their freedom requires your slavery.

It’s a good piece. click on over. but then come back!!

Giving in to doom is how authoritarians win.

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

Boeing: repeatedly making the case for high speed rail.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

’Where will you hide, Roberts, the laws all being flat?’

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

It’s pointless to bring up problems that can only be solved with a time machine.

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  7. 7.

    Arsenic

    Unfortunately, Hillary is probably going to be McCain’s running mate. And if you don’t think that is going to happen, ask yourself: What wouldn’t she do to get a shot at 2012 if Obama wins the nomination? Top that off with:

    1. McCain/Clinton would win 2008.
    2. He’s gonna die in office so she wins
    3. She is already setting up the meme that “it is the serious, responsible thing to do.”
    4. They already share the same ideas and slogans.
    5. The ultimate triangulation.

    Mark my words…..

  8. 8.

    KRK

    “I tried standard diversion tactics, complete with cement turtle.”

    “Sure there are casualties along the way. And also there’s a real sense of accomplishment.”

    Awesome.

  9. 9.

    Frank Jacobs

    And if you don’t think that is going to happen, ask yourself: What wouldn’t she do to get a shot at 2012 if Obama wins the nomination?

    Accept second fiddle to Obama.

    Sorry, it was too easy ;)

  10. 10.

    Arsenic

    Frank,
    That gives her a shot at 2016. She will be three years younger than McCain is now (69). And you assume that Obama would offer it. He’s not going to. Way easier than your “too easy”, you can’t accept what will never be offered, ’cause Obama isn’t going to have Bill anywhere near the Whitehouse (unless maybe he needs ome uranium from Kazakistan).

  11. 11.

    nightjar

    “WHAT? Is this a joke? What the f…

    It’s a double super secret coded message for the ladies of the Amazon caucus to sharpen their swords for the coming shrinking ball crusade. Tin foil hat please.

  12. 12.

    Incertus

    I’m sorry, but Arsenic, and anyone else who is boarding the “Clinton will switch parties to be McCain’s VP” is officially a retard. You know who the only people who hate Hillary Clinton more than far-left activists are? Right-wingers. For fuck’s sake, if McCain put her on the Republican ticket, he’d finish behind Nader. He’d finish behind write-ins for Mitt Fucking Romney. Step away from the computer and get a little goddamn air.

  13. 13.

    johninpt

    Wow — Hillary in a nutshell. Not sure you could pare it down any better than that. BRAVO!!!

  16. 16.

    Josh E.

    Hillary went on ET and talked about…you guessed it, Miley Cyrus.

    Hillary understands the important issues in a way that Barry never will.

  19. 19.

    firebrand

    Watch tonight’s Daily Show. They ripped Hillary a good one for her emerging Republicanism.

  21. 21.

    Josh B.

    I’m sure we’ll hear today ALL about how Olbermann using her own words (and the words of her own campaign staff) against her is proof of his “bias”.

    Damned biased facts.

  23. 23.

    libarbarian

    Its true: He totally did NOT deserve to have a ball that big!!

    Not only that – its was SEXIST!!! Why do guys always get the big balls, huh?

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