Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

The jury literally has a bell they can ring to force Trump to show up on command. Greatest thing ever!

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Donald Jessica Trump found guilty as fuck – May 30, 2024!

You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

The republican speaker is a slippery little devil.

The line between political reporting and fan fiction continues to blur.

We still have time to mess this up!

People are weird.

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

There’s always a light at the end of the frog.

Ah, the different things are different argument.

Fight them, without becoming them!

Bad people in a position to do bad things will do bad things because they are bad people. End of story.

The words do not have to be perfect.

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

Maybe you would prefer that we take Joelle’s side in ALL CAPS?

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

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  7. 7.

    Arsenic

    Unfortunately, Hillary is probably going to be McCain’s running mate. And if you don’t think that is going to happen, ask yourself: What wouldn’t she do to get a shot at 2012 if Obama wins the nomination? Top that off with:

    1. McCain/Clinton would win 2008.
    2. He’s gonna die in office so she wins
    3. She is already setting up the meme that “it is the serious, responsible thing to do.”
    4. They already share the same ideas and slogans.
    5. The ultimate triangulation.

    Mark my words…..

  8. 8.

    KRK

    “I tried standard diversion tactics, complete with cement turtle.”

    “Sure there are casualties along the way. And also there’s a real sense of accomplishment.”

    Awesome.

  9. 9.

    Frank Jacobs

    And if you don’t think that is going to happen, ask yourself: What wouldn’t she do to get a shot at 2012 if Obama wins the nomination?

    Accept second fiddle to Obama.

    Sorry, it was too easy ;)

  10. 10.

    Arsenic

    Frank,
    That gives her a shot at 2016. She will be three years younger than McCain is now (69). And you assume that Obama would offer it. He’s not going to. Way easier than your “too easy”, you can’t accept what will never be offered, ’cause Obama isn’t going to have Bill anywhere near the Whitehouse (unless maybe he needs ome uranium from Kazakistan).

  11. 11.

    nightjar

    “WHAT? Is this a joke? What the f…

    It’s a double super secret coded message for the ladies of the Amazon caucus to sharpen their swords for the coming shrinking ball crusade. Tin foil hat please.

  12. 12.

    Incertus

    I’m sorry, but Arsenic, and anyone else who is boarding the “Clinton will switch parties to be McCain’s VP” is officially a retard. You know who the only people who hate Hillary Clinton more than far-left activists are? Right-wingers. For fuck’s sake, if McCain put her on the Republican ticket, he’d finish behind Nader. He’d finish behind write-ins for Mitt Fucking Romney. Step away from the computer and get a little goddamn air.

  13. 13.

    johninpt

    Wow — Hillary in a nutshell. Not sure you could pare it down any better than that. BRAVO!!!

  16. 16.

    Josh E.

    Hillary went on ET and talked about…you guessed it, Miley Cyrus.

    Hillary understands the important issues in a way that Barry never will.

  19. 19.

    firebrand

    Watch tonight’s Daily Show. They ripped Hillary a good one for her emerging Republicanism.

  21. 21.

    Josh B.

    I’m sure we’ll hear today ALL about how Olbermann using her own words (and the words of her own campaign staff) against her is proof of his “bias”.

    Damned biased facts.

  23. 23.

    libarbarian

    Its true: He totally did NOT deserve to have a ball that big!!

    Not only that – its was SEXIST!!! Why do guys always get the big balls, huh?

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