Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

People are complicated. Love is not.

Republicans do not trust women.

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

When you’re in more danger from the IDF than from Russian shelling, that’s really bad.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

The world has changed, and neither one recognizes it.

The Giant Orange Man Baby is having a bad day.

Not rolling over. fuck you, make me.

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

The snowflake in chief appeared visibly frustrated when questioned by a reporter about egg prices.

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

The fight for our country is always worth it. ~Kamala Harris

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

All hail the time of the bunny!

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Republicans in disarray!

Fight them, without becoming them!

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

“Alexa, change the president.”

Compromise? There is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist.

Republicans: “Abortion is murder but you can take a bus to get one.” Easy peasy.

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The Republican Twitter Revolution Is Off With a Bang

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Every new venture is going to have a rocky start, so why should the Republican foray into the mysteries and vagaries of the intertrons and teh google be any different:

“Our majority was emaciated by electoral liposuction, our bold rebranding initiative put speed freaks to sleep and our approval rating nose-dived faster than Bozo on a bender.”

—Republican House Policy Committee Chairman Thaddeus McCotter, who — help us — is “blogging” now for Andrew Breitbart’s “Big Hollywood”

So much fail.

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    TR

    Thaddeus McCotter — wasn’t that the name of the prep school asshole from every John Hughes movie?

    In any case, he’s about as good at metaphors as Ray Romano’s sportscaster character from that SNL sketch:

    Chet Harper: Alright, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go! But let me just say one thing: I’ve always wanted to be a sportcaster. Your clever metaphors and catchphrases escape me. Like a fat girl waving her trophy from the smell contest. But I want you to listen here! I’m not giving up! Alright? I’ll be back. If it takes me two-hundred years, I’ll be back! Lord Sweet Pappy Johnson with an erection, I will be back!

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    RoonieRoo

    Is McCotter a cat? Only reason I can think of that you used the cat blogging tag is if McCotter is actually a "blogging" Republican cat. Meow.

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    MAX HATS

    The whole concept of the much hyped "Big Hollywood" blog is mind blowing. Change the politics of Hollywood with a blog composed of 3rd rate conservative blowhards? Uh, okay. Sure. And I’m going to change NASA through interpretive dance.

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    Comrade Kevin

    Joe the Plumber’s apparently so hot he’s got flames behind him in that ad. Did PJTV summon him from the pits of Hell?

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    Ash Can

    So when does Joe the Plumbing Tool actually start, y’know, finding people who want to talk to him reporting from Israel?

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    Karen S.

    My gosh, that McCotter blog "entry" is almost Fellini-esque in its absurdity and surreality. What does it mean??????

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