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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.
… looking like a winsome Bee Gee who has stumbled into teaching geography
There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you don’t.
The republican caucus is already covering themselves with something, and it’s not glory.
White supremacy is terrorism.
The Supreme Court cannot be allowed to become the ultimate, unaccountable arbiter of everything.
Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.
Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.
“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”
I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.
My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.
Technically true, but collectively nonsense
Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.
… gradually, and then suddenly.
A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.
People are complicated. Love is not.
They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.
Hot air and ill-informed banter
Republicans do not pay their debts.
Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.
I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.
Hi god, it’s us. Thanks a heap, you’re having a great week and it’s only Thursday!
T R E 4 5 O N
Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?
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Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist
Fish-slapping dance FTW. I’ve been cracking up over that for decades.
Perry Como
It’s a slap in the face! It’s a slap in the face! It’s a slap in the face! It’s a slap in the face! It’s a slap in the face!
SGEW
I would add this to your list. It’s even topical, re: weblog awards.
I’ve been reading way too much Wonkette recently, what with the PUMAtard war and all, the end. Also.
Rick Taylor
You missed this (bizarre) one.
bud
You missed the best one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ
EMPY
FishSlapDance is one of the stupid-funniest python quickies EVER! I giggle just thinking about it sometimes.
Curly’s yelp when Moe smacks him is always great too.
smiley
The way the announcers gave head to Tim Tebow last night was a slap in the face to all the other saints — and I’m a Gator. Heard on Fox sports radio today: "If Tebow comes back and wins 3 national championships and 2 Heismans, should he be considerd one of the greatest ever?". Jeebus. Enough already.
Just Some Fuckhead
I’m craving a deep dish double cheese pizza. And I just ate a sandwich.
Comrade Stuck
LMFAO! You go dougJ, Gandhi was mocked too, but, in the end, got the last Slap In the Face and defeated an empire.
Cole is no match for your guile.
phobos
Imagine a pair of socks, slapping a human face…forever.
John Cole
Have any of you seen Flash of Genius or Bottleshock? If so, any good?
Mouse Tolliver
Here’s an epic slap video — a camp classic. The white panties make it even funnier.
KCinDC
That’s all well and good, but where are the buses?
canuckistani
Michael Palin is still the funniest Palin.
Delia
Is it Friday night or something?
Mouse Tolliver
@KCinDC:
Seat belts, everyone!
Keanu is, like, totally getting under the bus, dude.
SGEW
Ah, I always take an excuse to bring back this charming video:
Michael Palin for President
Ye gods, I loved the campaign season. If it wasn’t for the whole fate-of-the-world-hangs-by-a-thread thing, I could have had it go on forever.
The Dangerman
I liked Flash of Genius; well worth the rental.
Friday night pondering: Does one need a slapstick to hit a slapshot in hockey?
YellowJournalism
Spoof movies don’t even begin to compare to "Airplane" anymore. Leslie Neilsen taking a risk and doing a comedy like that before he became his own cliche.
Speaking of…one of the most cringe-worthy moments in my life happened while I was watching the Debbie Reynolds’ flick "Tammy and the Bachelor". The male lead is standing in the rain in one scene, shirt open. I mentioned to my college roommate that the guy was pretty hot. She turned to me and said, "That’s the guy from the Naked Gun movies."
Comrade Stuck
@The Dangerman:
"Does one need a slapstick to hit a slapshot in hockey?"
Yes, and no. unless your Dick "Tripod" Cheney. Then everything is possible.
phobos
@Mouse Tolliver:
I love The Seatbelts.
DougJ
Now can we have several videos of people being thrown under buses?
Comrade Stuck
@DougJ:
I think that’s illegal, except for certain persons in Alabama.
demimondian
@Comrade Stuck: That’s illegal, too. Even in Alabama, you can’t just *throw* people under a bus, you need to use a fire hose.
Comrade Stuck
@Comrade Stuck:
Best I could do DougJ.
Girl slap on the bus.
bago
You want slapping? Here’s some interactive slapping.
Mouse Tolliver
@DougJ:
Er, how about people accidentally throwing themselves under buses?
Jesus under the bus
Nip/Tuck lady under the bus
Lost dude under the bus
Girl who cheated death under the bus
R-Jud
@John Cole:
Haven’t seen Flash of Genius but watched Bottle Shock on a flight recently. Wouldn’t recommend it. I would recommend that Alan Rickman fire his agent, though.