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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
We still have time to mess this up!
But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.
Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.
“More of this”, i said to the dog.
Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.
And we’re all out of bubblegum.
Being the leader of the world means to be the leader of peace.
Battle won, war still ongoing.
A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires
Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.
The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.
Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.
In my day, never was longer.
Their freedom requires your slavery.
Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.
Tick tock motherfuckers!
Presidents are not kings, and Plaintiff is not President.
Eh, that’s media spin. biden’s health is fine and he’s doing a good job.
T R E 4 5 O N
Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.
Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.
The worst democrat is better than the best republican.
if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.
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Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist
Fish-slapping dance FTW. I’ve been cracking up over that for decades.
Perry Como
It’s a slap in the face! It’s a slap in the face! It’s a slap in the face! It’s a slap in the face! It’s a slap in the face!
SGEW
I would add this to your list. It’s even topical, re: weblog awards.
I’ve been reading way too much Wonkette recently, what with the PUMAtard war and all, the end. Also.
Rick Taylor
You missed this (bizarre) one.
bud
You missed the best one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ
EMPY
FishSlapDance is one of the stupid-funniest python quickies EVER! I giggle just thinking about it sometimes.
Curly’s yelp when Moe smacks him is always great too.
smiley
The way the announcers gave head to Tim Tebow last night was a slap in the face to all the other saints — and I’m a Gator. Heard on Fox sports radio today: "If Tebow comes back and wins 3 national championships and 2 Heismans, should he be considerd one of the greatest ever?". Jeebus. Enough already.
Just Some Fuckhead
I’m craving a deep dish double cheese pizza. And I just ate a sandwich.
Comrade Stuck
LMFAO! You go dougJ, Gandhi was mocked too, but, in the end, got the last Slap In the Face and defeated an empire.
Cole is no match for your guile.
phobos
Imagine a pair of socks, slapping a human face…forever.
John Cole
Have any of you seen Flash of Genius or Bottleshock? If so, any good?
Mouse Tolliver
Here’s an epic slap video — a camp classic. The white panties make it even funnier.
KCinDC
That’s all well and good, but where are the buses?
canuckistani
Michael Palin is still the funniest Palin.
Delia
Is it Friday night or something?
Mouse Tolliver
@KCinDC:
Seat belts, everyone!
Keanu is, like, totally getting under the bus, dude.
SGEW
Ah, I always take an excuse to bring back this charming video:
Michael Palin for President
Ye gods, I loved the campaign season. If it wasn’t for the whole fate-of-the-world-hangs-by-a-thread thing, I could have had it go on forever.
The Dangerman
I liked Flash of Genius; well worth the rental.
Friday night pondering: Does one need a slapstick to hit a slapshot in hockey?
YellowJournalism
Spoof movies don’t even begin to compare to "Airplane" anymore. Leslie Neilsen taking a risk and doing a comedy like that before he became his own cliche.
Speaking of…one of the most cringe-worthy moments in my life happened while I was watching the Debbie Reynolds’ flick "Tammy and the Bachelor". The male lead is standing in the rain in one scene, shirt open. I mentioned to my college roommate that the guy was pretty hot. She turned to me and said, "That’s the guy from the Naked Gun movies."
Comrade Stuck
@The Dangerman:
"Does one need a slapstick to hit a slapshot in hockey?"
Yes, and no. unless your Dick "Tripod" Cheney. Then everything is possible.
phobos
@Mouse Tolliver:
I love The Seatbelts.
DougJ
Now can we have several videos of people being thrown under buses?
Comrade Stuck
@DougJ:
I think that’s illegal, except for certain persons in Alabama.
demimondian
@Comrade Stuck: That’s illegal, too. Even in Alabama, you can’t just *throw* people under a bus, you need to use a fire hose.
Comrade Stuck
@Comrade Stuck:
Best I could do DougJ.
Girl slap on the bus.
bago
You want slapping? Here’s some interactive slapping.
Mouse Tolliver
@DougJ:
Er, how about people accidentally throwing themselves under buses?
Jesus under the bus
Nip/Tuck lady under the bus
Lost dude under the bus
Girl who cheated death under the bus
R-Jud
@John Cole:
Haven’t seen Flash of Genius but watched Bottle Shock on a flight recently. Wouldn’t recommend it. I would recommend that Alan Rickman fire his agent, though.