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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
Books are my comfort food!
Usually wrong but never in doubt
This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.
Even though I know this is a bad idea, I’m off to do it anyway!
Black Jesus loves a paper trail.
When you’re a Republican, they let you do it.
You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.
The rest of the comments were smacking Boebert like she was a piñata.
Fuck the extremist election deniers. What’s money for if not for keeping them out of office?
A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals
When we show up, we win.
“That’s what the insurrection act is for!”
I’m sure you banged some questionable people yourself. We’re allowed to grow past that.
If you’re looking for someone who’s young and athletic, go watch a fucking movie.
It’s pointless to bring up problems that can only be solved with a time machine.
You cannot shame the shameless.
At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.
Oh FFS you might as well trust a 6-year-old with a flamethrower.
When the time comes to make an endorsement, the pain of NYT editors will be palpable as they reluctantly whisper “Biden.”
Republicans can’t even be trusted with their own money.
I was promised a recession.
They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.
Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.
A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.
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Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist
Fish-slapping dance FTW. I’ve been cracking up over that for decades.
Perry Como
It’s a slap in the face! It’s a slap in the face! It’s a slap in the face! It’s a slap in the face! It’s a slap in the face!
SGEW
I would add this to your list. It’s even topical, re: weblog awards.
I’ve been reading way too much Wonkette recently, what with the PUMAtard war and all, the end. Also.
Rick Taylor
You missed this (bizarre) one.
bud
You missed the best one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ
EMPY
FishSlapDance is one of the stupid-funniest python quickies EVER! I giggle just thinking about it sometimes.
Curly’s yelp when Moe smacks him is always great too.
smiley
The way the announcers gave head to Tim Tebow last night was a slap in the face to all the other saints — and I’m a Gator. Heard on Fox sports radio today: "If Tebow comes back and wins 3 national championships and 2 Heismans, should he be considerd one of the greatest ever?". Jeebus. Enough already.
Just Some Fuckhead
I’m craving a deep dish double cheese pizza. And I just ate a sandwich.
Comrade Stuck
LMFAO! You go dougJ, Gandhi was mocked too, but, in the end, got the last Slap In the Face and defeated an empire.
Cole is no match for your guile.
phobos
Imagine a pair of socks, slapping a human face…forever.
John Cole
Have any of you seen Flash of Genius or Bottleshock? If so, any good?
Mouse Tolliver
Here’s an epic slap video — a camp classic. The white panties make it even funnier.
KCinDC
That’s all well and good, but where are the buses?
canuckistani
Michael Palin is still the funniest Palin.
Delia
Is it Friday night or something?
Mouse Tolliver
@KCinDC:
Seat belts, everyone!
Keanu is, like, totally getting under the bus, dude.
SGEW
Ah, I always take an excuse to bring back this charming video:
Michael Palin for President
Ye gods, I loved the campaign season. If it wasn’t for the whole fate-of-the-world-hangs-by-a-thread thing, I could have had it go on forever.
The Dangerman
I liked Flash of Genius; well worth the rental.
Friday night pondering: Does one need a slapstick to hit a slapshot in hockey?
YellowJournalism
Spoof movies don’t even begin to compare to "Airplane" anymore. Leslie Neilsen taking a risk and doing a comedy like that before he became his own cliche.
Speaking of…one of the most cringe-worthy moments in my life happened while I was watching the Debbie Reynolds’ flick "Tammy and the Bachelor". The male lead is standing in the rain in one scene, shirt open. I mentioned to my college roommate that the guy was pretty hot. She turned to me and said, "That’s the guy from the Naked Gun movies."
Comrade Stuck
@The Dangerman:
"Does one need a slapstick to hit a slapshot in hockey?"
Yes, and no. unless your Dick "Tripod" Cheney. Then everything is possible.
phobos
@Mouse Tolliver:
I love The Seatbelts.
DougJ
Now can we have several videos of people being thrown under buses?
Comrade Stuck
@DougJ:
I think that’s illegal, except for certain persons in Alabama.
demimondian
@Comrade Stuck: That’s illegal, too. Even in Alabama, you can’t just *throw* people under a bus, you need to use a fire hose.
Comrade Stuck
@Comrade Stuck:
Best I could do DougJ.
Girl slap on the bus.
bago
You want slapping? Here’s some interactive slapping.
Mouse Tolliver
@DougJ:
Er, how about people accidentally throwing themselves under buses?
Jesus under the bus
Nip/Tuck lady under the bus
Lost dude under the bus
Girl who cheated death under the bus
R-Jud
@John Cole:
Haven’t seen Flash of Genius but watched Bottle Shock on a flight recently. Wouldn’t recommend it. I would recommend that Alan Rickman fire his agent, though.