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Norm Coleman’s new gig

by DougJ|  January 22, 20099:51 am| 19 Comments

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I don’t know if this means he’s essentially conceding, but now he’s working for the same outfit that put together an infamous push poll message-testing poll last fall.

Washington, D.C. (January 22, 2009) — Republican Jewish Coalition Executive Director Matt Brooks announced today that Senator Norm Colelman (MN) has agreed to join the RJC as a consultant and strategic advisor. In this capacity, Coleman will help the RJC as it plans for the future and looks at ways to continue its historic record of growth and success. Coleman will also provide strategic guidance on important policy matters affecting the organization and the Jewish community. In addition, Coleman, a tremendously popular speaker, will travel around the country on behalf of the RJC, speaking in Jewish communities across the country on the state of current affairs. Finally, Coleman will also help the RJC recruit and expand its national leadership base. Coleman will not engage in any lobbying on behalf of the organization.

RJC Executive Director Matt Brooks said, “We are thrilled and honored to have Norm Coleman join us at the RJC at this critical time. We look forward to having the benefit of his experience and wise counsel to help the RJC plot its future course. We are confident that in a few months Senator Coleman will return to his seat in the Senate, but until that time, we are eager for him to travel across the country on our behalf and to be an important voice within the organization.”

No link yet, this is a press release.

Update: Ben Smith has more.

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19Comments

  1. 1.

    jenniebee

    January 22, 2009 at 9:58 am

    Last call, Norm.

  2. 2.

    Reverend Dennis

    January 22, 2009 at 10:01 am

    In addition, Coleman, a tremendously popular speaker…

    He’ll pull bigger audiences than Bush. I guess that equates with tremendous popularity now.

  3. 3.

    MattF

    January 22, 2009 at 10:04 am

    Coleman is Jewish? A landsman? I’m… appalled.

  4. 4.

    kindness

    January 22, 2009 at 10:08 am

    They might have wanted to wait until Coleman’s bribery allegations had been settled.

    On the other hand, maybe it’s just another case of IOKIYAR. What a surprise!

  5. 5.

    MikeJ

    January 22, 2009 at 10:09 am

    Wait, being popular is a good thing? Republicans have told me for months, reaching a crescendo on Tuesday, that popularity was a sign of evil.

    So the RJC wants to hire Coleman because he’s evil?

  6. 6.

    jenniebee

    January 22, 2009 at 10:26 am

    OT, but funny: wonder what Breitbart would have to say about this:

    Bush’s Depressing Goodbye Party: One Staffer Gets Job at Abercrombie

    Full story in Slate. Turns out, the outgoing administration had a hard time even booking a band. Love this part:

    Alberto Gonzales was milling around with his wife, Rebecca. His left eye was bloodshot. He asked how I got in, but I could not recall.

  7. 7.

    J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford

    January 22, 2009 at 11:06 am

    @MattF:

    That’s funny, Coleman doesn’t look Druish.

  8. 8.

    Aaron Keyak

    January 22, 2009 at 11:30 am

    Here’s the RJC link – http://www.rjchq.org/Newsroom/newsdetail.aspx?id=997553a3-39d6-49f1-b684-d7e3d586c03a

  9. 9.

    Zifnab

    January 22, 2009 at 11:52 am

    I don’t know if this means he’s essentially conceding, but now he’s working for the same outfit that put together an infamous push poll message-testing poll last fall.

    Nah, he’s not conceding. This is just a part-time job he’s taking on the side to help bridge the gap between election and re-election. It’s like taking a second job to help pay the mortgage. Except in this case "mortgage" = "astronomical legal fees" and "first job" = "job you just got fired from".

  10. 10.

    former capitalist

    January 22, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    Norm Coleman, the University of Iowa Law School’s least distinguished graduate. Enjoy the part time work, big guy. Hey, do you get benefits from this gig?

  11. 11.

    John Cole

    January 22, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    What kind of expert advice can Coleman give? I mean, didn’t he just lose his seat to a comedian?

  12. 12.

    gex

    January 22, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    @John Cole: How to switch parties as they are on their way down, and other tips for success. So glad Worm left the Democratic Party.

  13. 13.

    TenguPhule

    January 22, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    What kind of expert advice can Coleman give?

    How to be a loser and still make money.

  14. 14.

    MikeJ

    January 22, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    I mean, didn’t he just lose his seat to a comedian?

    Don’t forget, he’s also lost to a wrestler.

  15. 15.

    cosanostradamus

    January 22, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    .
    I understand Lender’s Bagels is hiring, too.
    .

  16. 16.

    Joshua Norton

    January 22, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    What kind of expert advice can Coleman give?

    Well, he obviously is a master of the Flowbee. Maybe they’re looking for a spokesthing.

  17. 17.

    gex

    January 22, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    @MikeJ: Oh, good God, I nearly forgot! Fortunately for him, he’s shameless. Otherwise it would be hard to sleep at night.

  18. 18.

    brantl

    January 22, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    I have to tell you, I almost did a spit-take on my monitor when I read "spokes-thing". Damn, that was good!

  19. 19.

    priscianus jr

    January 22, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    At this point, working for the Republican Jewish Coalition is a bit like working for the Flat Earth Society. But no doubt it’ll pay the rent. Enjoy, Norm.

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