No soup for you, Laura W.
Also, not sure how this has happened, but I had an unopened copy of Dark Knight that has completely gone AWOL. So, instead, I decided to watch the Big Lebowski. Also missing. If these were in any way edible, I would be looking at Tunch. As it is, they are missing.
KRK
Perhaps Tunch hocked or traded them for food.
Polish the Guillotines
This will not stand, man.
Krista
Have you recently cleaned or re-organized? You might have inadvertently hid them on yourself.
demimondian
And you wonder why we worry about your
sweet-lovingsweet, loving cat.Just Some Fuckhead
I finally watched Burn After Reading last weekend John. I really enjoyed it. But outside of the great characters, there wasn’t much in the way of a plot. John Malkovich and Frances McDormand totally kicked ass. Brad Pitt was funny for about the first five minutes then it was a relief when he got shot dead.
George Clooney was great, as he is in everything he does, but the part he played wasn’t really him. Clooney wouldn’t be fucking plump middle-aged chicks and building an automatic penis chairs in the basement (a lolz moment). I think someone like Dennis Franz would have been more believable for that part. I think Clooney’s perfectness works against him somewhat.
We also saw Smart People within the last week also. Highly recommended. Dennis Quaid is developing into something special as he gets past the heartthrob phase of his career.
Just Some Fuckhead
Apparently automatic pen1s chair triggers the spam filter.
skippy
top chef sucks and i’ll tell you why.
reality contests don’t work unless the audience can be engaged. how can a tv audience be engaged in food?
we have to take the judges word for it when they say "oh, too runny" or "oh, good use of anis."
the audience must be able to judge for themselves the quality of the work done, and that’s physically impossible for food on tv.
that’s why i prefer the intellectual superiority of such tv fare as ice spiders.
TenguPhule
You think mere undigestibility will stop him?
Punchy
I just found a hidden compartment under the change holder in mt ’03 Taurus. Recovered about 4 CDs, 6 reciepts, work ID, and $4 in change. Perhaps you have similar situation?
JenJen
Like Laura W., I am so not enjoying this thread.
JC, just mix up a White Russian. To hell with the movie!
different church-lady
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
maxbaer (not the original)
@skippy: "good use of anus?"
I’ve heard of using every part of the animal. But, that’s going too far.
Karen
When you find where you put them, you can then apologize to Tunch. He will remember if you don’t. Cats have long memories like that.
Laura W
I do not know which is funnier to wake up to…pulling up this post or catching Tweety on Hardball Weekend asking Pittsburgh mayor if like the Pirates, the Steelers are named after people who steal stuff, followed by raucous laughter at his own lame-ass joke.
This is gonna be a great day. I can feel it.
Laura W
I’m not overly fond of children, but how damn cute is this photo of Josh Marshall’s kids?
The little one reminds me of the E*TRADE baby. Check out a few of the commercial outtakes! Too funny, and so very timely.
Libby
Check behind the bedroom door. Wasn’t that where your tennis shoes disappeared?
Aries M.
I personally have a habit of drunken generosity in which I lend various items — books, cd’s, dvd’s — in a fit of alcohol fueled good will. Then I promptly forget all about it.
Laura W
@Libby: and under the kitchen sink or counters, also. I think a bucket of dirty, soapy water spent a few nights there once too. Actually, on New Year’s Eve, come to think on it.
John…how come you always lose your shit the night before a big day?
John Cole
I didn’t give it away in a drunken stupor. It isn’t underneath the sink. It is not behind the door. It is not underneath the couch (although that has now been vacuumed because of the loss). It is not in the freezer (where I once found my cell phone after losing it).
It has simply disappeared.
Laura W
I am supposed to vacuum under the couch, too?
Housework is Hard.
Libby
@John Cole: Funny. I was going to suggest the refrigerator but I didn’t want to insult you.
You might try looking in the first places you thought it should be again. Sometimes it’s just that the keepers of time have screwed up.
The Dude Abides
The missing Big Lebowski DVD ties that whole situation together.
Joe
Old trick to find lost items that my Mom showed me: tie a rag or sock around the leg of a chair or desk. The lost items will show up. Don’t know how it works, don’t know if it’s the power of Jeebus or teh Debil, but it works.