Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Even though I know this is a bad idea, I’m off to do it anyway!

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

How can republicans represent us when they don’t trust women?

Fani Willis claps back at Trump chihuahua, Jim Jordan.

Biden: Oh no. We’ve upset Big Pharma again.

“Cheese and Kraken paired together for the appetizer trial.”

In after Baud. Damn.

“But what about the lurkers?”

The lights are all blinking red.

Fight them, without becoming them!

Peak wingnut was a lie.

The willow is too close to the house.

This fight is for everything.

Never give a known liar the benefit of the doubt.

It’s a new day. Light all those Biden polls of young people on fire and throw away the ashes.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.

“The defense has a certain level of trust in defendant that the government does not.”

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

Their freedom requires your slavery.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

Bad people in a position to do bad things will do bad things because they are bad people. End of story.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

We won’t go back.

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It’s too bad the “Boiler Room” sucked, because this trailer tells the economic story of the last however many years in 70 seconds better than anything else I’ve seen, and the Biggie quote is right on the money as far as capturing the zeitgeist. (The Ben Affleck as Alec Baldwin scene is truly unforgivable, though.)

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    sgwhiteinfla

    I loved Boiler Room and I am not afraid to admit it. The Affleck scene in the board room where all of the new recruits are there and he tells the guy who already has his securities license to get the fuck out is a classic. Nia Long being in it is of course a plus. Hell even Vin Diesel did a descent job of acting for a change. Thats my story and I am sticking to it.

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    DougJ

    The Affleck scene in the board room where all of the new recruits are there and he tells the guy who already has his securities license to get the fuck out is a classic.

    You didn’t think it was a bit derivative of Alec Baldwin’s cameo in “Glengarrry Glen Ross”?

    You know, I’m probably wrong to say the movie sucked. But it was a bit of a letdown after the strong opening.

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    sgwhiteinfla

    You didn’t think it was a bit derivative of Alec Baldwin’s cameo in “Glengarrry Glen Ross”?

    I would say yes and no. The fact that they both were going off is the thing they have in common but other than that none of the rhetoric or even the tone matches up. Alec Baldwin was all about humiliating and deriding the workers as much as was humanly possible because as he said he thought Mitchell and Murray would have been doing him a favor if they fired all of their asses. Ben Affleck was actually trying to inspire his room full of neophytes and sell them a dream which he effectively did. Now I should say both Affleck and Baldwin focused on luxury items as a measure of success so there is another commonality but I don’t think you could really say that scene with Affleck was a wholesale derivative of the scene with Baldwin or even close.

    I wouldn’t say it was a masterpiece by any means but it definitely didn’t suck in my opinion.

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    sapper

    You didn’t think it was a bit derivative of Alec Baldwin’s cameo in “Glengarrry Glen Ross”?

    I like to think of it as an homage.

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    DougJ

    I like to think of it as an homage.

    Yeah, you’re right about that. But Ben Affleck doesn’t have the chops to pull it off. It’s like Jessica Simpson covering Aretha Franklin.

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    Samuel

    Part of the reason why Boiler Room sucked so bad was because of the timing of its release, early 2000. By that time, the stock market mania had already saturated our culture to the point that it was relatively passe. If I’m not mistaken there was one or two "dramas" based on Wall Street on television also–and Jim Cramer was regarded as intelligent. One could say that the creation of entertainment like Boiler Room meant the collective market jumping the proverbial shark. And sure enough, the market began its descent not too much later.

    That, and aside from the scene in the boardroom with the prospective brokers, Ben Affleck sucked. And so did Vin Diesel…terrible. And not for nothing, but the scene of the main guys in Vin Diesel’s house (?) watching and reciting lines from "Wall Street" would be regarded on the real Street as, well…stupid. Way out of touch of reality….

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    sgwhiteinfla

    Well lets think about this for a moment. The whole point of the movie was that Affleck, Vin Diesel et all were all hacks. So its almost like criticising them for coming off like hacks is actually praising them for playing the hell out of their roles. Affleck really wasn’t supposed to be a character like Baldwin. Baldwin’s character really was a bad muthafucker. Affleck’s character was supposed to be a slick ass con man playing the role of bad muthafucker. And it would be just like a bunch of hacks to believe that memorizinng lines to the movie wall street was the way to prosperity as a stock broker. Remember the scenes where the people from reputable firms kept making fun of them at the bar? If they actually came off as professionals that would kind of run contra to the story line wouldn’t it?

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