Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

I did not have this on my fuck 2025 bingo card.

Jesus watching the most hateful people claiming to be his followers

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

The “burn-it-down” people are good with that until they become part of the kindling.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

If you voted for Trump, you don’t get to speak about ethics, morals, or rule of law.

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

GOP baffled that ‘we don’t care if you die’ is not a winning slogan.

The world has changed, and neither one recognizes it.

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

Be a wild strawberry.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

the 10% who apparently lack object permanence

Since we are repeating ourselves, let me just say fuck that.

Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

SCOTUS: It’s not “bribery” unless it comes from the Bribery region of France. Otherwise, it’s merely “sparkling malfeasance”.

Disappointing to see gov. newsom with his finger to the wind.

Stand up, dammit!

Second rate reporter says what?

These are not very smart people, and things got out of hand.

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I hate what the gays are doing to our traditional values:

There are 30 nude photos and eight sex tapes of former Miss California Carrie Prejean, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

***

Now a RadarOnline.com investigation has uncovered that there are SEVEN more “biggest mistakes” of her life – all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. And there are 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.

On the bright side for the wingnuts, at least it wasn’t Joe the Plumber filming himself.

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177Comments

  1. 1.

    YellowJournalism

    Between the McCain teabagging references and the suggestion of a Joe the Plumber solo tape, I think I’m going to stop eating lunch while reading Balloon Juice.

  7. 7.

    Andre

    I would like to live in a world where naked chicks filming themselves was neither a crime nor indeed even a bad thing, please.

  10. 10.

    The Populist

    No way I want to see Michelle Malkin’s dumb self naked. No way.

    Carrie may be dumber than a doorknob but I wouldn’t mind at least looking at the photos to see what the deal is.

  12. 12.

    Senyordave

    I have to say that I kind of feel sorry for her at this point. Just let her fade away. She seems like she’s so in over her head. She saw a chance to make some good money, but her big mistake was hitching her star to the wingnut wagon.

  13. 13.

    DFS.

    Has “No, I won’t put this on the internet” replaced “No, I won’t come in your mouth” as the lie most often told in bed these days?

  14. 14.

    Scruffy McSnufflepuss

    At this point the Republican Party is essentially just a massive porn ring, isn’t it?

    Was it always like this? I’m only 31 years old. Were Eisenhower Republicans this masturbatory?

  17. 17.

    Violet

    That’s hilarious. I watched the Larry King interview where she threatened to go Galt, and she came across like a horrible person. Very self-centered and rude. She seems like she’d lie about anything and everything if it would get her some attention and make her some money. So no surprise there are more tapes and photos.

    Is this what the modern rightwing woman is – good looking, full of lies, and with no discernible job?

  20. 20.

    Roger Moore

    On the bright side for the wingnuts, at least it wasn’t Joe the Plumber filming himself.

    I don’t know about that. I suspect that there are plenty of wingnuts who would be very excited by seeing a JtP solo tape. There are, after all, a few female wingnuts, and plenty of men in the wetsuit and dildo crowd.

  25. 25.

    Zifnab

    @Andre: Seconded.

    This never would have been such a big deal if the girl hadn’t set herself up as some kind of holier-than-thou latter day Saint.

    That said, can we get a Palin/Prejean ticket sometime in the near future, please? I want to test this 23% doctrine to the limit.

  27. 27.

    Sarcastro

    I had one of the biggest mistakes of my life that involved a ‘solo performance’… immediately after chopping jalapenos.

    What’s ironic is that in my America, the one Ms. Prejean advocates so heartily against, sex tapes and nude photos would better qualify one to be Ms. America.

  29. 29.

    ppcli

    @Chuck Butcher:

    An old Soviet-era joke.

    Q to radio Yerevan: “Why do so many women pay more attention to their appearance than to their intelligence?”

    Radio Yerevan: “Because many more men are born stupid than are born blind.”

  30. 30.

    different church-lady

    On the bright side for the wingnuts, at least it wasn’t Joe the Plumber filming himself.

    Why is that the bright side only for wingnuts?

  36. 36.

    soonergrunt

    New suggestion for the Lexicon:
    Prejean: for Carrie Prejean; Verb, to keep telling easily proveable lies or otherwise minimizing a personal scandal in an easily disproveable way, such that one’s efforts only cause the scandal to repeatedly drag further and further out doing ever more damage to one’s persona. Particular problem for culture-scold types.
    See also Craig, Larry; Haggard, Ted.

  40. 40.

    Max

    They really should just say “fuck it” and change the GOP name to “Hypocrisy”.

    I’d have more respect for them.

  42. 42.

    Molly

    You people are killing me.

    If she wasn’t such a hypocrite, I would feel sorry for her. As far as I’m concerned, she went after my GLBT brothers and sisters and presented herself as a leader. She made commercials and spoke out against gay marriage. She made the choice to know she had these in her past and lie about them, while criticizing other people for their lifestyles, calling them deviant.

    I have no pity for her. She needs to call her 15 minutes up and shuffle off stage left.

  44. 44.

    Rick Taylor

    Can we please leave her alone? Joe the Plumber pushed himself into the spotlight (aided and abetted by Republicans of course), but unless I missed something, I don’t see she deserves this kind of attention; it makes me very uncomfortable.

  45. 45.

    licensed to kill time

    __

    Gay marriage is awesome. And all because TMZ has a video of Carrie Prejean masturbating.

    Non, meet sequiter.

  50. 50.

    The Moar You Know

    There’s more. You just know there’s more. Next up will be a sex tape, and it won’t be “solo”, either.

    What comes next? The pathetic stab at acting or the shitty, fourth-rate production “album”?

    OMFG, I’m dying here. This made my day.

  52. 52.

    me

    On the bright side for the wingnuts, at least it wasn’t Joe the Plumber filming himself.

    He fixes the cablesink?

  54. 54.

    Pope Ratzo

    What I want to know is why, in this greatest of all free nations, can I not find a single copy of these Carrie Prejean sex tapes online?

    Damn liberals and political correctness are cutting into my groove.

  56. 56.

    Perry Como

    When do we get to see the prairie tanned, sun-chapped video of Thune going solo? I’m getting a Brooks in my pants just thinking about it.

  58. 58.

    John Cole

    @Rick Taylor: She was just on Larry King Live, she is selling a book about her life, and she has allowed herself to become a spokesperson for the anti-gay marriage forces. She has thrust herself onto the national stage.

  60. 60.

    geg6

    @Rick Taylor:

    Are you serious? Ms. Prejean also pushed herself into the spotlight by whining about losing a beauty pageant, blaming gays for it. And then went on a speaking tour where she bashed anyone and everyone who doesn’t adhere to her holier than thou “Christian” values, went around stumping for wingnut candidates, wrote a book about her awesome “Christian” values, and has been on every show that will have her screaming about her First Amendment rights being taken away.

    Sorry for her? Fuck this fuckwit bitch. She’s an embarrassment to our gender. I hope her homemade p0rn is all over the Toobz and, hopefully, any other media so everyone can see exactly the person she really is: another lying hypocrite of the Right, happily condemning everyone to hell while doing the same shit or worse.

  61. 61.

    Chuck Butcher

    @Paul L.:
    Your ability to connect the dots is astonishing, particularly your use of inane links to stand in for your reasoning.

    If reality was to intrude into your world you’d realize that you’re probably the advertising campaign for this site’s views…

    I certainly don’t want to discourage your participation, anymore than I’d want to discourage a Palin ticket.

  63. 63.

    J.D. Rhoades

    Did she not think that this was gong to be revealed sometime? If there’s a sex tape it ALWAYS surfaces. ALWAYS. And yet, off she goes, filing lawsuits against a pageant she knows she’d be disqualified from the second the tape came to light and insisting her firing was “political.” Maybe it was, and maybe it wasn’t, but it’s a moot point if you’d have lost the damn job anyway.

  68. 68.

    The Moar You Know

    Can we please leave her alone?

    @Rick Taylor: Fuck no. She inserted herself and her stupid beliefs into the sex lives of millions of people; we are just returning the favor. Let’s see how she likes getting raked over the coals for her sexuality for a while.

  69. 69.

    Tattoosydney

    Not really OT, given the references to traditional values and the gays:

    After asking his parents whether it was against the law not to stand for the pledge, Will decided to do something. On Monday, Oct. 5, when the other kids in his class stood up to recite the pledge of allegiance, he remained sitting down. The class had a substitute teacher that week, a retired educator from the district, who knew Will’s mother and grandmother. Though the substitute tried to make him stand up, he respectfully refused. He did it again the next day, and the next day. Each day, the substitute got a little more cross with him. On Thursday, it finally came to a head. The teacher, Will said, told him that she knew his mother and grandmother, and they would want him to stand and say the pledge. “She got a lot more angry and raised her voice and brought my mom and my grandma up,” Will said. “I was fuming and was too furious to really pay attention to what she was saying. After a few minutes, I said, ‘With all due respect, ma’am, you can go jump off a bridge.’ ”

  76. 76.

    cleek

    Scene: Luxurious bedroom, Hollywood Hills. JOE THE PLUMBER has just finished installing a bidet for rich socialite, CARRIE CREAMJEANS. CARRIE enters.

    CARRIE: Nice crack, Joe. I hope you used enough … caulk around the rim.

    JOE: You know I always do!

    CARRIE: Mind if I give it a try? [squats]

    [The doorbell rings. A moment later, Carrie’s friends SARAH BALLIN and MICHELLE N BACKMAN enter, scantily dressed]

    etc.

  78. 78.

    kay

    Her mistake was getting involved with the GOP. It never ends well.
    She was just living her odd, dual life, looking to make a buck, and wham! She’s a big hypocrite.

  79. 79.

    Corner Stone

    Personally, I’m surprised we haven’t found out that every beauty contest winner over the past couple decades doesn’t have a sex tape or nude photos or something sexually explicit.
    The personality traits that drive people to compete at that level map pretty well to candid exhibitionism.

    But I’m with Andre on this one.
    Americans! Fascinated by the revelation that someone else has boobies! The horror!

  80. 80.

    JGabriel

    Pope Ratzo:

    What I want to know is why, in this greatest of all free nations, can I not find a single copy of these Carrie Prejean sex tapes online?

    Apparently she was under 18 (17) when she made them. So, technically, they’re child porn.

    .

  83. 83.

    binzinerator

    On the bright side for the wingnuts, at least it wasn’t Joe the Plumber filming himself.

    Would it surprise you if he had?

    Me neither.

  88. 88.

    JGabriel

    soonergrunt:

    That is a lie. Her ex-boyfriend, for whom she made the videos in question said that she was 20 at the time.

    Interesting. If she was over 18 at the time of their creation, I don’t know why they haven’t popped up yet either. Kind of surprising, actually.

    .

  89. 89.

    Corner Stone

    @soonergrunt: In my defense – I was a little after because it took me five minutes to figure out how best to type my Butthead laugh impersonation.
    Huh huh, or huhuhuhuh, or Uh huh huh huh. It’s a lot damned harder than it looks.

    And then I thought, “well, maybe I should go for the standard ‘double entendre’ crack”. But decided a nice immature laugh was the way to go.

    But ok I’ll give you all the credit. Just like Carrie herself, it appears you got there first.

  92. 92.

    Dork

    @JGabriel: A number of sites are saying she was 20, not 17. The “17” bit was to imply it’d be illegal to show it, to prevent sites from hosting the vid. But on my TeeVee they said she was 20, and thus legal to fondle her vertical bacon sandwich on my computer monitor.

  93. 93.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    Does anyone have a link to her porn videos? I just wanna check ’em out, see if they’re the same quality as the professional stuff I masturbate to.

  96. 96.

    Laura W

    @soonergrunt: Mine was a subtle homage to you, Sir!
    I was gonna put h/t soonergrunt, but I just assumed it would be perceived as an obvious echo of your brilliant quip.
    Sheesh.
    Touchy (yourself).

  98. 98.

    Perry Como

    Look, let’s assume this vapid cow had never opened her gob

    Go on…

    about equal marriage rights

    Damn.

  102. 102.

    Laura W

    @Just Some Fuckhead: I was just sitting here thinking about you* and how tragic it would be if you were still trying to get internet access from your underwater cave and were missing this super hot thread.
    (*I was not touching myself. Move on.)

  106. 106.

    soonergrunt

    @Corner Stone: Everybody left the office early, and I’m waiting for a computer to complete installing a new image, so I’m here all by myself.
    What else am I going to do?

  107. 107.

    soonergrunt

    @Corner Stone: Everybody left the office early, and I’m waiting for a computer to complete installing a new image, so I’m here all by myself.
    What else am I going to do?

  108. 108.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    @Laura W: Pieces of my house are flying around the yard, otherwise I’m fine. Just kicked off work, opened a PBR and unzipped my fly.

  111. 111.

    gary

    Leave her alone, she’s hot. I saw her on Fox and all I could think about was how hot she is. So she’s against same sex marriage, her sister’s for it, you know her liberal sister in the army that she loves even though they disagree on gay marriage (don’t ask, don’t tell). So she made the biggest mistake of her life over and over. Who hasn’t?

  112. 112.

    soonergrunt

    @Dork: The whole “I was 17. I was young and stupid!” was an attempt to turn the whole thing into some kind of sympathy thing. Look at the poor girl who thought she was doing something cool for her boyfriend and he turned around and did something crude (and possibly illegal) like that. Don’t you see, SHE’S the REAL victim here!

    Only the ex-boyfriend, presumably not wanting to be thought of as either a child molester or child pornographer didn’t play ball with her.
    This shit just gets better and better!

  113. 113.

    bemused

    @geg6:
    I second that. I am pretty fed up with the holier than thou crowd & Prejean is one outrageous hypocrite.
    Ha, she did lie about being 17. What a surprise.

  114. 114.

    soonergrunt

    @Corner Stone:

    And then I thought, “well, maybe I should go for the standard ‘double entendre’ crack”.

    Sometimes you just gotta push the envelope! The way this thread is going, I say GO FOR IT!

  115. 115.

    Bitter Scribe

    I’m surprised no one has paid attention to the real issue here, which is that amateurs like Carrie are pushing professional porn out of the market and making it difficult for hardworking performers to make a living.

  116. 116.

    licensed to kill time

    @bemused:

    Ha, she did lie about being 17. What a surprise.

    You called it the other day! I thought about you arguing that point when I heard this news today.

  119. 119.

    freelancer

    Anyone else getting the sense that today is like a Perfect Storm of wingnut comeuppance?

    Libertarians begging for $.

    Palin’s book is derailing before launch day.

    Prejean is the right wing’s Porn-star Barbie.

    The teabagging bloggers are all head asplody over KSM going to trial. (as if any jury is gonna let the 9/11 mastermind free)

    and Obama lays the tease of Immigration Reform. (Rage! Rage! against the dying of the white!)

    Now excuse him as he quietly uses the noise as cover to bitchslap Joe Lieberman and pass healthcare.

  120. 120.

    licensed to kill time

    “And if it don’t fit I’ll push it up and down,
    and if it don’t fit then I’ll twist it round and round
    Oh please let me have it!
    I’ve just got to have it!
    Oh baby won’t you give it to me please…

    …I mean that diamond ring, oh baby won’t you give it to me please!”

    (old double entendre blues song that was playing in my head while reading this thread about Carrie and her many mistakes)

  121. 121.

    Mike in NC

    I watched the Larry King interview where she threatened to go Galt, and she came across like a horrible person. Very self-centered and rude. She seems like she’d lie about anything and everything if it would get her some attention and make her some money. So no surprise there are more tapes and photos.

    The BJ threads have gotten too confusing today: Was this Prejean? Palin? Palejeans??? It’s Friday the 13th and after 5 PM, so the damn bar is now open…

  126. 126.

    bemused

    @licensed to kill time:
    The antennae on my bullshit detector started spinning around the more I’ve seen & heard her. After nine years of conservative crap, I’m cynical about everything & I can’t break the habit.

  128. 128.

    Demo Woman

    @gary: So she made the biggest mistake of her life over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. Who hasn’t?

    fixed…

    So What does World Wet Daily do with all those Prejean books they ordered?

  129. 129.

    AngusTheGodOfMeat

    Okay, two things, and I haven’t read the thread, so if this is redundant, then I will go ahead and take credit for these anyway.

    One, or A, I demand that these video and photo materials be made available online so that we can see them and judge their political significance.

    B, or Two, I am absolutely opposed to the teaching of heterosexuality in our public schools. The heterosexual agenda MUST BE STOPPED.

  131. 131.

    The Moar You Know

    I will note that Chris Hansen has not shown up and reported us all to the FBI, therefore it appears that Miss Loosejeans was, in fact, 20 when the tapes were made.

  133. 133.

    Wannabe Speechwriter

    How much do you want to bet some “girl-on-girl” fling or pictures are going to come out about the former Miss California? Wonder how she would get out of that one…

  134. 134.

    licensed to kill time

    @AngusTheGodOfMeat:
    Every guy on this thread agrees with number A, or One. Prolly some of the gals, too.
    On number B, or Two, it is the heterosexual agenda that is What is Wrong in this Country, fer sure.

    And that’s just where we’re headed these days.

    Gawd amighty, this thread is full of win.

  135. 135.

    Little Dreamer

    I’d like to ask Ms. Prejean where in the Bible it shows that Jesus said “go fuck yourself”.

  137. 137.

    Little Dreamer

    @AngusTheGodOfMeat:

    Well, he did say the word “cum” a lot, but, I think he also expected to be a part of that scene. “Cum unto me” I think he said. He also said “love your neighbor as yourself”, so I don’t think he was talking about solo stimulation at all. It sort of puts a question on that whole coveting thing, doesn’t it? If you are coveting your neighbor’s wife, and she is also your neighbor (assuming they live together) then aren’t you in fact loving your neighbor as yourself, and abiding Jesus’ directive?

  141. 141.

    ruemara

    Speaking as a former fundie, what kinda church girl was this prejean? I’ve been a sober minded pagan for nearly a decade now and I still can’t look too long at my nude self much less play touchy feelies for the webcam.

  142. 142.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    @ruemara:

    Speaking as a former fundie, what kinda church girl was this prejean? I’ve been a sober minded pagan for nearly a decade now and I still can’t look too long at my nude self much less play touchy feelies for the webcam.

    Are you serious? I grew up in the fundamentalist movement (my folks were missionaries) and I can’t hardly catch a look of myself in the mirror without needing to masturbate. I am totally ghey for me.

  143. 143.

    Patrick

    I don’t like Prejean’s (barely formed) political opinions, either, but by now I wish everybody would just leave this very young, not-very-bright girl alone: both the Right that’s shamelessly exploiting her, and the rest of us, who are ridiculing her for our own entertainment.

    She didn’t do anything wrong by posing nude or making tapes, but there WAS a very great wrong committed here: by the ex-boyfriend sleazebag who is betraying her to try to sell some embarrassing private pictures for big money. Nobody’s talking about him and his morality, or that of many others like him who betray their ex-girlfriends and ex-wives in this same way every day. She really IS a victim in this. Foolish to have trusted him, sure, but let everybody who was never naively foolish at 20 please stand up and throw the first stone.

    The whole thing is just very sad, and I wish somebody who actually cares about her would persuade her to walk away from her lowlife right-wing handlers, get out of the limelight, and quietely get on with her life.

  144. 144.

    Midnight Marauder

    @Patrick:

    I don’t like Prejean’s (barely formed) political opinions, either, but by now I wish everybody would just leave this very young, not-very-bright girl alone: both the Right that’s shamelessly exploiting her, and the rest of us, who are ridiculing her for our own entertainment.

    John Cole already said this best:

    She was just on Larry King Live, she is selling a book about her life, and she has allowed herself to become a spokesperson for the anti-gay marriage forces. She has thrust herself onto the national stage.

    I know it’s tough when all those typical human emotions are fluttering around in there, but this time…it’s okay to not feel bad. She created this maelstrom she finds herself in; not us. All we can do is sit back, mock the situation unmercilessly, and be drink and be merry.

    The whole thing is just very sad, and I wish somebody who actually cares about her would persuade her to walk away from her lowlife right-wing handlers, get out of the limelight, and quietely get on with her life.

    She’s going to have to have a long, hard conversation with herself in the mirror before any of that happens. But she’ll probably be too busy going to Palm Springs again. Also.

  145. 145.

    Blue Raven

    I saw Womanist attempt to argue that this party on Prejean’s falsified reputation is slut-shaming. Can’t see it. Slut-shaming is assigning a woman the label with no motive other than repressing her. This is table-turning with evidence. And clearly, this isn’t sluttery. She’s alone in the damn vids. Anyone who hasn’t masturbated more than eight times in a month between the ages of 12-20 is either asexual or lying.

  146. 146.

    Americanitis

    Good Christ…another Republican conservative telling others what to do with their wee-wee/va-jay-jay and then we find out they’ve also put out multimedia resources showing us too?

    The shock! The horror!! The…bandwidth!!!

    As many times as this has happened, it never gets old, does it? Well, at least she’s better looking than Larry Craig IMHO ;-)

  147. 147.

    Jesse

    @kay: I’m not sure I get it. Sure, I know about her comment at the Miss America pageant. I get it. What does the sex tape add to that? How is it hypocrisy to be against gay marriage but to make sex tapes? They strike me as unrelated.

  148. 148.

    Perry Como

    She’s going to have to have a long, hard conversation with herself in the mirror before any of that happens.

    Hopefully she’ll take some more pics.

  149. 149.

    soonergrunt

    @Midnight Marauder:

    She’s going to have to have a long, hard conversation with herself in the mirror

    Given her history and proclivities, do you really think this is the only thing she’ll do in the mirror?

  151. 151.

    MoeLarryAndJesus

    What’s the best guess – natural muff, landing strip, or shaved? Inquiring minds want to know.

  153. 153.

    TheHatOnMyCat

    The whole thing is just very sad,

    It is, unless we get to see the evidence.

    Release the videos!

  157. 157.

    Midnight Marauder

    @soonergrunt:

    Given her history and proclivities, do you really think this is the only thing she’ll do in the mirror?

    Ahem.

    he’s going to have to have a long, hard conversation with herself in the mirror before any of that happens. But she’ll probably be too busy going to Palm Springs again. Also.

    +1

  159. 159.

    Ecks

    pushing professional porn out of the market and making it difficult for hardworking performers to make a living.

    Damn those hardworking amateurs muscling in. Though in this case perhaps a softworki…. what?

  162. 162.

    UnfrozenCavegirlBlogger

    Everyone masturbates.

    She’d be a hypocrite if she married a woman, which she didn’t.

  163. 163.

    Keithly

    I, for one, would like to get Vanessa Williams’ opinion on the Creamjeans kerfuffle. As I recall, Vanessa’s an ex-beauty queen, with some, um, exposure issues, too. It was also a case of ‘two or three gathered,’ but not ‘in my name,’ if you get my drift.

  165. 165.

    DougL (frmrly: Conservatively Liberal)

    Carrie Sansjeans?
    Carrie Dropjeans?
    Carrie Moistjeans?
    Carrie Crotchlessjeans?

    @gary: So she made the biggest mistake of her life over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. Who hasn’t?

     
    fixed…

    Refixed.

    The Today show reported that according to her ex-bf, she made 15 of the videos for him. If she is aspiring to be a porn star she is rapidly devaluing herself. As they say, why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?

    One, or A, I demand that these video and photo materials be made available online so that we can see them and judge their political significance.

    I wholeheartedly agree because we also need to check her kerning to verify that these are really her.

    @Patrick:

    Your concern has been noted, filed and indexed for future reference. Please note, as astutely observed and succinctly stated by Mr. Cole above, ‘she thrust herself’ into the public sphere and as far as I can tell it looks like she is still thrusting away at it.

  168. 168.

    tellybelly

    @Roger Moore:

    I have been predicting Joe the Plumber’s descent into the world of gay porn of the bear/daddy genre, where he actually might find some real success, for several months. It’s obvious now that his skill and experience set probably wouldn’t sustain a more complex way of making a living.

    Just so long as he doesn’t have to remember any lines that aren’t spontaneously ‘generated’…

  169. 169.

    kelly

    This is stupid even for balloon juice. What, exactly, is your fucking point? She took pics and made a video for her boyfriend. WTF does that have to do with her opinion on gay marriage? I could point you to literally thousands of pr0n vids by actresses and models who support gay marriage: they get a pass, somehow? How exactly do you equate these non-sequitors? Oh wait, I forgot: you use absolutely anything to bludgeon your former allies and to kiss up to your new masters. Unfortunately for you, the leftist wave has crested. Maybe you’ll switch back now? Cole is arianna huffington without the accent.

  170. 170.

    gwangung

    This is stupid even for balloon juice. What, exactly, is your fucking point?

    Come on, you’re not THAT dim.

  171. 171.

    slag

    @kelly: Once again, a conservative with no appreciation of irony. This is why conservatives, in general, aren’t funny.

    I hate what the gays are doing to our traditional values

    Now, that’s funny.

  173. 173.

    Little Dreamer

    @sunsin: Being it’s an Old Testament directive, I think the new law supplanted it. Too bad, sounds like they had a lot of fun back in the day. ;)

    If only we could find some instance of Jesus pushing this teaching, Ms. Prejean might get off!

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    grendelkhan

    @Kiril: 4chan is like the anti-Captain America. If you find yourself rooting for them, it’s very likely that you’re not the good guy.

    @Patrick: Thank you. Would this kind of schadenfreude be considered acceptable if her privacy had been violated in some other sexually-charged way? Would we all be standing around the metaphorical water-cooler chuckling about how the bitch was asking for it?

    I know, I know, my Monday RSS-reader catchup means that I frequently miss the party here. But you people are terrible. What the fuck? Do we really need Blue Raven arguing that it’s not slut-shaming because she’s totally a slut?

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