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Meditations in an Emergency

by DougJ|  October 18, 200910:00 pm| 123 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Fun facts: if Joan Holloway from “Mad Men” were a real person, she would be two years younger than David Broder. Pete Campbell would be four years older than Marty Peretz.

I recommend following the Paul Krugman/Brad DeLong tag-team smackdown of the Superfreakaonomics duo. There’s something profound to be said about it all, but I’m too lazy to be precise and not drunk enough to let it rip.

Another open thread. Sorry we’re lazy this weekend. I don’t like this time of year.

Update. Miss Farrell scares the hell out of me.

Update update. Felix Salmon has more on Freakonomics.

Update update update. Felix Salmon’s original review of Freakonomics is brilliant, one of the best blog posts I’ve ever read anywhere. It’s difficult to summarize, but here’s one of the last paragraphs:

At heart, Freakonomics is not a book about economics at all: it’s a book about a hero who can ask the right questions and uncover the truth. Once you’ve read it, you’ll know lots of interesting facts you didn’t know before. But it won’t make you stop and think (stopping and thinking is the job of the hero), and it certainly won’t “literally redefine the way we view the modern world,” as the jacket copy has it. You know how that crack gang was just like McDonald’s? Well, this book is too. You finish it off quickly, but end up vaguely dissatisfied: all the added sweeteners and calories serve to mask the fact that there’s very little protein or nutritional value.

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Sunday Night Open Thread (Secret Blockquote Fix!)

by Anne Laurie|  October 18, 20099:24 pm| 76 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Because the Esteemed Proprietor is off watching football and the Lexicon is still un-editable, I will share with y’all the Michael Gass Memorial Multi-Paragraph Blockquoting Fix:

Three Dots. Also known as “an ellipsis”. Used between every paragraph you want to link together in your blockquote, like so:

The ellipsis is a most useful tool, when properly applied.
…
As long as the commentor remembers to add those three dots to the cut’n’paste quotations.
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Also: FYWP!

No jokes yet about Tunch luring Lily into the hot-air balloon yet?

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Stillers Halftime Thread

by John Cole|  October 18, 20092:33 pm| 206 Comments

This post is in: Sports

Can someone please explain how that was a first and ten at the end of the half, because it sure as hell looks to me like the Browns got royally screwed there.

And the NFL has to do something about what is and is not a catch. Here on planet earth, if you catch the ball, tuck it in, both knees hit the ground, your ass hits the ground, your back hits the ground, you roll twice while maintaining possession, and then the ball comes out as you are getting up to celebrate three seconds later, it is a catch.

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Stillers

by Tim F|  October 18, 200912:42 pm| 66 Comments

This post is in: Sports

Does anyone know whether Troy will play? These late game comebacks by awful teams give me heartburn.

***Update***

Cleveland should sue the NFL for whatever a field goal is worth in dollars, and settle out of court if they can give the ref who gave Pittsburgh that first down a swirlie. Complete bullshit.

***Update 2***

Let’s clarify what just happened. Cleveland intercepted the ball and then a few plays later lost the ball to a fumble. Then Pittsburgh fumbled, and then Cleveland fumbled and then Pittsburgh fumbled the ball again. Cleveland has it for now.

***Update 3***

Cleveland stadium just cued up Renegade. In case you follow such things.

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Sic semper contrarians

by DougJ|  October 18, 200911:40 am| 81 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

There is nothing in this world that I hate more than contrarianism. Say what you will about Villagers, but their predictive powers are probably only marginally worse than those of a coin flip. The predictions Mickey Kaus makes are always wrong. I defy any of you to name a single thing that Mickey Kaus predicted that actually happened.

And that’s why I’ve always hated the guys who wrote Freakonomics. It seemed to me they were lending an undeserved intellectual respectability to the most childish of pursuits. So I was glad to see their new book get torched by Matt Yglesias and others:

As misleading as the Superfreakonomics chapter on climate change seemed to me yesterday, the email that Steven Dubner sent to Brad DeLong really compounds the sin. Dubner whines that Joe Romm “makes it sound as if we somehow twisted and abused Caldeira’s research; nothing could be further from the truth.”

[….]

Of course it’s possible that the UCS is mistaken about some matters. And it’s possible that Ken Caldeira is mistaken about some things. But it’s not possible that Levitt and Dubner are correctly representing the views of Caldeira or climate scientists in general. Nor is it possible that Levitt and Dubner are correct when they assert that photovoltaic cells are black (they’re usually blue) nor is it correct to say that black PV cells lead to net increases in global temperature. These mistakes. A mixture of bad science and bad reportage on a crucial public policy issue, done by a writing duo who became famous for clever statistical analysis of trivial matters.

Of course, none of this will prevent George Will, David Brooks, and Ross Douthat from claiming that these jackasses have thoroughly debunked modern climate science.

Update. More from Krugman:

Levitt now says that the chapter wasn’t meant to lend credibility to global warming denial — but when you open your chapter by giving major play to the false claim that scientists used to predict global cooling, you have in effect taken the denier side. The only way I can reconcile what Levitt says now with that reality is that he and Dubner didn’t do their homework — not only that they didn’t check out the global cooling stuff, the stuff about solar panels, and all the other errors people have been pointing out, but that they didn’t even look into the debate sufficiently to realize what company they were placing themselves in.

And that’s not acceptable. This is a serious issue. We’re not talking about the ethics of sumo wrestling here; we’re talking, quite possibly, about the fate of civilization. It’s not a place to play snarky, contrarian games

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Just Another Day in Paradise

by John Cole|  October 18, 200911:32 am| 71 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Woke up, accidentally put ground red pepper in my coffee instead of cinnamon, did not notice until I took a swig. Tunch ate so much he threw up what can only be described as a cat food cud on the futon. Went to the kitchen to get a damp rag to clean it up, came back and it was gone and Lily was smacking her lips, and then the toilet overflowed.

If I had not had so much coffee (sans red pepper) I would just go back to bed and start over.

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Questioning Moody’s

by John Cole|  October 18, 200910:55 am| 46 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Assholes

Every now and then some journalism breaks out across this fair nation:

As the housing market collapsed in late 2007, Moody’s Investors Service, whose investment ratings were widely trusted, responded by purging analysts and executives who warned of trouble and promoting those who helped Wall Street plunge the country into its worst financial crisis since the Great Depression.

A McClatchy investigation has found that Moody’s punished executives who questioned why the company was risking its reputation by putting its profits ahead of providing trustworthy ratings for investment offerings.

Instead, Moody’s promoted executives who headed its “structured finance” division, which assisted Wall Street in packaging loans into securities for sale to investors. It also stacked its compliance department with the people who awarded the highest ratings to pools of mortgages that soon were downgraded to junk. Such products have another name now: “toxic assets.”

Read the whole damning report. And can I say it is about damned time. There is a pulitzer here.

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