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A Garden At The White House

by John Cole|  March 19, 20099:03 pm| 108 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

This is interesting:

On Friday, Michelle Obama will begin digging up a patch of White House lawn to plant a vegetable garden, the first since Eleanor Roosevelt’s victory garden in World War II. There will be no beets (the president doesn’t like them) but arugula will make the cut.

While the organic garden will provide food for the first family’s meals and formal dinners, its most important role, Mrs. Obama said, will be to educate children about healthful, locally grown fruit and vegetables at time when obesity has become a national concern.

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The Obamas will feed their love of Mexican food with cilantro, tomatilloes and hot peppers. Lettuces will include red romaine, green oak leaf, butterhead, red leaf and galactic. There will be spinach, chard, collards and black kale. For desserts, there will be a patch of berries. And herbs will include some more unusual varieties, like anise hyssop and Thai basil. A White House carpenter who is a beekeeper will tend two hives for honey.

I honestly don’t understand how people can dislike beets, but overall this is pretty cool. I’m actually throwing in a small garden at my brothers house this summer, and we talked about it tonight at dinner.

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The Jokes, They Write Themselves

by John Cole|  March 19, 20098:09 pm| 90 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

Another target rich environment:

Gov. Sarah Palin just told reporters that she’s accepting only 55 percent of the federal economic stimulus money being offered to Alaska. The governor said that she will accept only about $514 million of the $930 million headed to the state.

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The biggest single chunk of stimulus money that Palin is turning down is $160 million for education.

Of course, the good governor says she will work with the legislature if they say they want the whole amount. Wink, wink, YOU BETCHA!

I seriously don’t understand how I was ever stupid enough to fall for the Republican BS.

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Puppy Update

by John Cole|  March 19, 20096:58 pm| 68 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging

The parents came to town for a visit, so you know what that means. Puppy pics:

They are getting more adorable, which is hard to believe.

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Tournament Open Thread

by John Cole|  March 19, 20092:21 pm| 196 Comments

This post is in: Sports

By request. Meanwhile, I see Coach K is now concern trolling Obama regarding his bracket picks. All this “focus on the economy” stuff is killing me. To listen to folks, all Obama needs to do is get in a quiet room, concentrate real hard, and the economy will be fixed!

*** Update ***

And apparently, Coach K was just screwing around, and once again I fail for paying attention to anything produced by Fox News. I never learn.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  March 19, 200911:30 am| 199 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Unmotivated.

Here is a three page story about people who have an infatuation with Captain Kirk’s chair from Star Trek and have one in their own home.

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Iraq and Mexican drug cartels

by DougJ|  March 19, 20098:35 am| 101 Comments

This post is in: I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To

If you’re like me, you find it fascinating when a new wingnut talking point appears out of nowhere. Here’s a new one: Mexico is like Iraq but possibly worse. I’m not sure why this is such a relevant comparison, but apparently it is. Here’s Lou Dobbs talking about it, here’s Bill O, and here’s the Washington Times. And you probably already know how excited Glenn Beck is about the Mexican drug cartels.

Where’s this one going? Are Mexican drug cartels ready to replace Islamofascists as public enemy number one? Or is this a flash in the Fox pan?

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The big three come out for AIG bonuses

by DougJ|  March 18, 20098:02 pm| 103 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

This is kind of interesting, given the negative reaction from GOP Congressional leaders (from Greg Sargent via Sully):

Rush Limbaugh recently said: “I am all for the AIG bonuses” and attacked the Obama administration for trying to undo them. He also blasted Dem efforts to get the names of the AIG bonus recipients as “McCarthyism.”

Fox News followed suit, also comparing Dems to “Joe McCarthy.” And Sean Hannity has now derided efforts to tax the execs by saying: “In other words, we’re going to just steal their money.”

And here’s Glenn Beck:

They have a contract. You want to break a contract, then you file Chapter 11. You let the company fail. If the government can just break a contract, well, then how do you know you’re safe? It’s their contract with AIG that they would have to break first! They would have to break two contracts, the one they made with AIG that Christopher Dodd wrote and then they would have to break the contracts that AIG broke. They have to break two contracts. “Well, if I can’t trust the United States government and their contract, why should I trust their money. Why should I trust the treasury. Why should I trust the Fed. I know I can’t trust Washington and congress and the White House. I haven’t been able to trust them for years.” Why should you trust the contract that you have with your boss? Why should the unions be able to trust their contract?

By the way, is everyone as excited about Glenn Beck as I am? I don’t just mean the 9.12 stuff, I’m talking about stuff like this:

The audience for Beck’s Friday night special were each given copies of two books. One of them was Cleon Skousen’s Five Thousand Year Leap. Skousen, who died in 2006, is one of the legendary cranks of the conservative world, a John Bircher, a grand fantasist of theories about secret conspiracies between capitalists and communists to impose a one-world government under the control of David Rockefeller.

I’ve become jaded about wingnuttia. Yeah, Erick Erickon’s an idiot, but even this kind of thing is starting to bore me. Secret conspiracies between capitalists and communists to impose a one-world government? Now that’s something I can get excited about.

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