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How many Washington wise men does it take to screw an administration?

by DougJ|  February 12, 20095:39 pm| 83 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, The Failed Obama Administration (Only Took Two Weeks)

More on the Gregg withdrawl from Politico:

Republican Sen. Judd Gregg abruptly withdrew his nomination as President Barack Obama’s commerce secretary Thursday, telling Politico that he “couldn’t be Judd Gregg” and serve in the Cabinet.

The harsh response from a White House caught off guard: Gregg was the one who asked for the job – and he repeatedly promised that, “despite past disagreements about policies, he would support, embrace, and move forward with the president’s agenda.”

White House aides described themselves as “blindsided” by what White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs described as Gregg’s change of heart.”

Broder last week:

…in months to come, Gregg will be worth celebrating. He is one of the smart guys on Capitol Hill, especially when it comes to fiscal policy. And he provides Obama with a third strong Republican Cabinet member, joining Defense Secretary Bob Gates and Ray LaHood at Transportation.

Gregg and North Dakota Sen. Kent Conrad, the top Republican and Democrat on the Senate Budget Committee, respectively, have been pushing for the creation of a bipartisan commission that would tackle the looming bankruptcy of the three big entitlement programs — Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. Conrad told me that he deeply regrets the departure of his partner and does not know where to find a substitute.

But help may be on the way. Lamar Alexander of Tennessee, the No. 3 man in the Senate Republican leadership, quietly joined the Budget Committee last month. When I asked him why, he said it was to “help move the Gregg-Conrad commission proposal forward.”

Moreover, Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, the Republican leader of the Senate, told the National Press Club that a bipartisan deal on entitlements is something he thinks can and should happen in this Congress.

Obama said the same thing when he visited The Post just before his inauguration, and now he has in Gregg someone who can help him lobby Congress to move the project forward.

Ha ha.

The parable of the frog turtle and the scorpion:

A scorpion, being a very poor swimmer, asked a turtle to carry him on his back across a river. “Are you mad?” exclaimed the turtle. “You’ll sting me while I’m swimming and I’ll drown.”

“My dear turtle,” laughed the scorpion, “if I were to sting you, you would drown and I would go down with you. Now where is the logic in that?”

“You’re right!” cried the turtle. “Hop on!” The scorpion climbed aboard and halfway across the river gave the turtle a mighty sting. As they both sank to the bottom, the turtle resignedly said:

“Do you mind if I ask you something? You said there’d be no logic in your stinging me. Why did you do it?”

“It has nothing to do with logic,” the drowning scorpion sadly replied. “It’s just my character.”

Obviously, this is a huge setback for the struggling Obama administration. The only way to rectify it would be to appoint Mitt Romeny as auto czar.

Update: A Democratic staffer writes TPM:

It’s hard not to think that Gregg’s withdrawal, with the grumbling about the census and the stimulus, was not timed to cause the most damage possible to the Obama administration. Releasing the statement just as Obama took the stage in Peoria was clearly designed to undermine the President’s event. The fact he scheduled a presser only seems to confirm it. The classy exit would have been to wait til tomorrow afternoon to quietly bow out. Basically Gregg decided not just to politely decline, but rather to blow shit up and burn the bridge behind him. Do not think this portends good things for the wider political climate.

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Gregg Out

by John Cole|  February 12, 20094:57 pm| 128 Comments

This post is in: Politics

States “irresolvable conflicts”:

President Obama’s choice for Commerce Secretary, Senator Judd Gregg, withdrew his nomination on Thursday. He said there were “irresolvable conflicts” between him and the administration.

“It has become apparent during this process that this will not work for me as I have found that on issues such as the stimulus package and the Census, there are irresolvable conflicts for me,” Mr. Gregg said in a statement. “Prior to accepting this post, we had discussed these and other potential differences, but unfortunately we did not adequately focus on these concerns. We are functioning from a different set of views on many critical items of policy.”

Will he now vote against the stimulus bill, as he refused to vote before? And what if he votes against the stimulus compromise and is the vote that causes it to not pass? Is that even a possibility? Regardless, days of “what does this all mean” punditry from the talking heads to soon follow.

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No One Could Have Predicted (Subprime Edition)

by John Cole|  February 12, 20091:23 pm| 167 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Politics

Mr. Andrea Mitchell shares his thoughts on the subprime market:

Alan Greenspan, the former chairman of the Federal Reserve, told CNBC in a documentary to be shown Thursday night that he did not fully understand the scope of the subprime mortgage market until well into 2005 and could not make sense of the complex derivative products created out of mortgages.

“So everybody in retrospect now knows that that boom was developing under the markets for quite a period of time, but nobody knew it,” Mr. Greenspan told CNBC’s David Faber. “In 2004, there was just no credible information on that. It wasn’t until we got well into 2005 that the first inklings that that was developing was emerging,” he said.

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Mr. Greenspan also lays the blame on the ratings agencies and the people that trusted their judgment for the proliferation of the mortgage derivatives that were a major part of the current financial crisis.

“What we have created in this world is an aura around the credit rating agencies about certification from them is the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval, ” Mr. Greenspan said. “I will tell you the record of a lot of the forecasters of ratings have not been distinguished. They never were.”

I still can’t figure out how or why the ratings agencies seem to be getting a free ride in this debacle. Not that anything really bad has happened to the bankers or the rest of the Wall Street wizards. Berine Madoff is relaxing in his luxury apartment as we speak. Sure, congress pulled some of them in and threw some tomatoes at them and gave them a couple raspberries, but at the same time Geithner, is announcing he is working on a plan to throw billions and trillions at them. I’ll face a couple silly questions from Maxine Waters for a share of the $350 billion. Where do I sign up?

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How Were Your Days With the Unabomber?

by John Cole|  February 12, 200911:28 am| 75 Comments

This post is in: Popular Culture

I thought Joaquin Phoenix had lost his mind until I saw this David Letterman clip (via TNC), and now I am firmly convinced this is an elaborate hoax:

Dave’s end to the interview was classic- “Joaquin, I’m sorry you couldn’t be here tonight. I guess we owe an apology to Brooke Shields Farrah Fawcett. ”

Should be interesting to see where this goes.

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Who’s gonna tell poor Aunt Sarah?

by DougJ|  February 12, 200910:09 am| 106 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes, Outrage

As you may know, I’m a bit of a New York State jukie, but this story (via TAP) about the vast riches and waste of recently indicted “Uncle Joe” Bruno’s NY Republican Senate empire should appeal to a wide audience.

Just to put this in perspective — the New York State Senate had a budget of $100 million, spent almost entirely by and on about 35 Senate Republicans (who were the majority party until very recently). Bear in mind that the State Senate was viewed as the most corrupt and wasteful branch in what may be the most corrupt and wasteful state government in the country. Nevertheless, some of the stories of Uncle Joe’s largesse are stunning:

They recently realized there are some 75 employees working at the Senate’s own printing plant, a plain brick building on the outskirts of Albany. On Long Island, they found a small television studio, which had been set up — all with public money, with two press aides on hand to help operate it — for the exclusive use of Republican senators to record cable TV shows.

Democrats also came across what they are calling the “Brunomobile,” a $50,000 specially outfitted GMC van, with six leather captain’s chairs (some swiveling), a navigation system, rearview camera and meeting table. Joseph L. Bruno, the former Senate majority leader who was recently indicted on corruption charges, traveled in the van after his use of state helicopters sparked a feud with the Spitzer administration.

Then there are the parking spots, always at a premium near the Capitol. Democrats had been given roughly one spot per senator — there were 30 Democrats last year — and guessed there were perhaps double or even triple that controlled by the majority. Instead, they have learned, there are more than 800.

And Democratic leaders must determine what to do about 45 workers toiling away in a building close to the Capitol who appear to have been engaged in quasi-political research for the Republicans.

“Every time we nail something down, we uncover another rock and there’s another 30 people there — it’s all over the state,” said Angelo J. Aponte, who as the new secretary of the Senate is the top aide to Malcolm A. Smith, the Queens Democrat who became majority leader last month.

In effect, NYS tax payers were putting 6 bucks a piece into Bruno’s slush fund for this kind of bullshit. Amazing.

Update: Per the comments, I should have included this:

Rich Azzopardi, a spokesman for Senator Craig M. Johnson — who had been the lone Long Island Democrat until November’s election — said he had heard “vague rumors” about the existence of the facility. He guffawed when asked if Mr. Johnson had ever been invited by the Republicans to use it.

“No,” Mr. Azzopardi said, “I don’t believe they ever gave us the password that shut down the waterfall to enter the cave leading into the studio.”

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Scribblings From An Alternate Reality

by John Cole|  February 12, 20098:25 am| 60 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Clown Shoes, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To

Karl Rove, in the WSJ:

Over the past month, House Republicans have used the stimulus bill to redefine their party, present ideas on how to revive the economy, and force congressional Democrats and the president to take ownership of the spending programs soon to be signed into law.

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House Republicans had the wisdom to continue to talk to the Obama White House. This made them look gracious, even as the president edged toward a “my way or the highway” attitude.

Hrmm. Gracious. About that:

I guess, at this point, it would be cruel to remind everyone that Karl Rove thought the Republican behavior during the Schiavo affair was good politics.

*** Update ***

Also in the WSJ, this nonsense in which the editors decry the fact that Obama pre-selected questioners at the press conference (not questions, but questioners, a common practice, but Glenzilla has already done the honors.

I suppose it would just be overkill to mention other press tricks of the Bush administration, including Armstrong Williams, Jeff Gannon, and my personal favorite, the staged FEMA press conference.

I see that Republicans have seamlessly transitioned from eight years of DWTFTW to just flat out making shit up.

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Sounds Familiar

by John Cole|  February 12, 20098:00 am| 32 Comments

This post is in: The War on Your Neighbor, aka the War on Drugs

From a piece in the WSJ about a commission of former Latin American Heads of State stating the drug war has failed and that massive changes are necessary, the following quote:

U.S. law-enforcement officials — as well as some of their counterparts in Mexico — say the explosion in violence indicates progress in the war on drugs as organizations under pressure are clashing.

“If the drug effort were failing there would be no violence,” a senior U.S. official said Wednesday. There is violence “because these guys are flailing. We’re taking these guys out. The worst thing you could do is stop now.”

Hrmm. Escalating violence is proof we are winning. Why does that sound so familiar?

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