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Archives for 2009

Ask not for whom the tea bags

by DougJ|  November 11, 20096:08 pm| 45 Comments

This post is in: Good News For Conservatives, We Are All Mayans Now

The Florida Republican primary is starting to look like a Soviet show trial:

Florida Gov. Charlie Crist hasn’t done himself any political favors by feigning ignorance that President Obama was in his home state last month.

Desperately trying to distance himself from President Obama and his own early support for the administration’s stimulus in the midst of a competitive Senate primary, Crist told reporters that he had no clue that the president was in Florida./

But through a public records request, the St. Petersburg Times found his top aides were well-informed of the president’s visit and responded to the White House that the governor couldn’t attend.

Ask not for whom the tea bagsPost + Comments (45)

Strange days

by DougJ|  November 11, 20092:32 pm| 107 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

Does anyone else think it’s strange the most important figure in American media is an eccentric right-wing Australian billionaire? And that one of the other most important (probably the second most important within wingnut media) figures is a Korean cult leader?

This is weird, right? It’s not just me being a Pat Buchanan nationalist, is it?

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Fifteen Minutes of Shame

by John Cole|  November 11, 20091:10 pm| 198 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes

So looking at the GOP instant heroes of the last year, Joe the Plumber has exposed himself as a crazy and ignorant fool, Carrie Prejean is involved in amessy and very public litigation with the pageant and now has unpaid for breast implants and a sex tape, Doug Hoffman proved that you actually can lose NY-23 to Democrats, and Sarah Palin quit her job to suck up some of that wingnut welfare while paying someone to write stupid shit on her Facebook page, all while waging a public battle with the father of her daughter’s child, who is spilling all on every nightly gossip show and showing all on Playgirl. And I haven’t even gone into Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and many others.

You would think they would vet their instant celebs before making them the faces of conservatism.

All of this, of course, is excellent news for John McCain.

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The “Going Rogue” tour

by DougJ|  November 11, 200911:41 am| 114 Comments

This post is in: Good News For Conservatives

This is pretty exciting — Sarah Palin is coming through my town as part of her book tour next week.

Find out here if she’s coming through your town.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  November 11, 200911:00 am| 27 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Photo Blogging

phillybits, Coming up fast.

coming-up-fast

Montysano, Sipsey Wilderness, northwest Alabama. Shot on medium format film with a Minolta Autocord camera.

x-sipsey

Email me a link to your one or two favorite pics on a photo site like Flickr (do not send the image itself please) and I will put up favorites in open threads. Send a short caption if you want one.

Two helpful notes: Click each picture for a link to the photographer’s own site. To see all of our photo threads on one page, click on the ‘photo blogging’ tag at the bottom of the post.

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Happy Veteran’s Day

by John Cole|  November 11, 20098:48 am| 107 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Military

This will put a smile on your face- a bunch of videos of dogs greeting their returning veterans. A sample:

Somewhat related, a USA Today piece on the decline of the VFW and American Legion.

Happy veteran’s Day!

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Good news for John Thune

by DougJ|  November 10, 200911:08 pm| 107 Comments

This post is in: Good News For Conservatives

Look out Tim Pawlenty, MItt Romney, David Petraeus, Mike Huckabee, Sarah Palin, Haley Barbour, and Roger Ailes!

GOP sources say Thune plays the role of the “regular guy” in the leadership and warns against “Washington-speak.”

[….]

At 6-foot-4, Thune is considered one of the best basketball players in the Senate.

[…..]

There’s buzz in some corners about Thune running for president himself in 2012.

It’s a good thing those GOP sources made those “regular guy” comments anonymously. That stuff is exposive!

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