Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

I desperately hope that, yet again, i am wrong.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

How stupid are these people?

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

The lights are all blinking red.

There are some who say that there are too many strawmen arguments on this blog.

He seems like a smart guy, but JFC, what a dick!

Peak wingnut was a lie.

Consistently wrong since 2002

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

One way or another, he’s a liar.

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. ~Thomas Jefferson

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Giving in to doom is how we fail to fight for ourselves & one another.

Also, are you sure you want people to rate your comments?

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

I’m starting to think Jesus may have made a mistake saving people with no questions asked.

Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.

You passed on an opportunity to be offended? What are you even doing here?

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

Good lord, these people are nuts.

Fear and negativity are contagious, but so is courage!

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LET THEM FIGHT

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Donald Trump is suing Rupert Murdoch, the Wall Street Journal, and Dow Jones for libel over yesterday’s story about the birthday letter he allegedly wrote to Jeffrey Epstein several years ago. Via the BBC:

We are still waiting for more on Trump’s lawsuit but preliminary court documents show it was filed in the Southern District of Florida federal court in Miami.

Besides the Wall Street Journal’s parent company and owner Rupert Murdoch, the two reporters who broke the story yesterday are also listed as defendants: Khadeeja Safdar and Joseph Palazzolo.

According to their staff profile on the paper’s website, Safdar is an enterprise reporter based in New York while Palazzolo is an investigative reporter.

Palazzolo has won three Pulitzer Prizes, most recently this year, while Khadeeja Safdar was a finalist in 2020.

Legal eagles on Bluesky raised their eyebrows at the fact that the suit names individual reporters. If any of the many JDs in the Jackaltariat can speak to why that’s so, please do.

And yes, I know: So many things this man has done in the past have reeked of flop sweat and seemed doomed to fail, and then — ah, well, nevertheless:

LET THEM FIGHT

Still, I think it is the sign of a balanced mind to be able to accept that this lawsuit may not harm him while simultaneously being able to cherish this present moment for a while, knowing that he is somewhere in Washington, sphincter-puckeringly furious and flailing.

Open thread.

UPDATE: New details are coming out about this, and it appears the president has filed this pro se. As in, representing himself:

Wait: pro se? PRO SE? He’s a business tycoon and the f’ing president of the United States, and he filed a suit representing _himself_?! (*uproariously cackles*)

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— Greg Greene (he/him/his) (@greene.haus) July 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM

To quote a fictional media tycoon loosely based on Rupert Murdoch:

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“Refreshed My Recollection” Is The New “Oh Shit”

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The Times today has a report on…how shall we say it?…

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Gordon Sondland’s sudden rush of shit to the heart when he realized that credible testimony to the impeachment inquiry placed him squarely in the crosshairs for a perjury charge:

In the addendum, Mr. Sondland said he had “refreshed my recollection” after reading the testimony given by Mr. Taylor and Timothy Morrison, the senior director for Europe and Russia at the National Security Council.

What does this suddenly repaired memory reveal about Trump’s Ukraine conspiracy?

The disclosure from Gordon D. Sondland, the United States ambassador to the European Union, in four new pages of sworn testimony released on Tuesday, confirmed his involvement in essentially laying out a quid pro quo* to Ukraine that he had previously not acknowledged.

“I said that resumption of the U.S. aid would likely not occur until Ukraine provided the public anticorruption statement that we had been discussing for many weeks,” Mr. Sondland said in the document, which was released by the House committees leading the inquiry, along with the transcript of his original testimony from last month.

Oh. And if you’re a Trumpanzee…Shit.

Nothing about this is good for Trump, nor, really Sondland himself, who is now seen by more or less everyone as an untrustworthy hack now on the record with a story that kills any chance for help from Trumpworld.  But at least he’s dodged the most immediate personal legal threat.  For now.

I think I’m in agreement with the Shitgibbon on this one matter at least: let’s focus on the substance, shall we?

ETA: Also, as a twitterer reminded me, enough with the “quid pro quo” cutesy crap. Trump and his team were extorting a foreign leader to produce false material about a political opponent in service of Trump’s reelection. That’s not the rough and tumble of bargaining between nations.  It’s straight up Mafia thuggery: “Nice country you got here.  Shame if something happened to it.”  This isn’t (just) an impeachable offense. It’s a crime, and Trump and his aides are as-yet-unindicted mobsters

Open thread.

Image: Vincent van Gogh, Two Rats, 1884

 

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Rooting for Injuries Open Thread: #MoscowMitch vs. #PutinsPuppetPrez

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Thursday Morning Open Thread: More Like This, Please

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Repubs in Disarray!.. Open Thread: Peter Thiel, Would-Be Supervillain, Resurfaces in Kansas

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I’d seen rumors on multiple sites that the Permanent GOP Party was ‘encouraging’, or at least hoping, Mike Pompeo to run for the Senate in Kansas. Suddenly, a powerful counterinterest emerges… just as Mike Pompeo finds himself under the spotlight in DC. Brian Lowry, at the Kansas City Star:

Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel, who believes Google should be investigated for treason and once wrote that American democracy has been in decline since women won the right to vote, is investing heavily in two of the Kansas City region’s most ambitious political startups.

Thiel steered six figures into a dark money group that backed Republican Kris Kobach’s failed campaign for Kansas governor, according to two sources with direct knowledge of the matter.

And now that Kobach is running for U.S. Senate, the PayPal co-founder is upfront about his financial support. Last week at his New York City apartment, Thiel and conservative pundit Ann Coulter co-hosted a fundraiser for the former Kansas secretary of state…

One of Thiel’s companies, the data mining firm Palantir, has provided software supporting ICE’s case management system since 2014. The company has faced criticism from immigration activists because of the software’s reported use in deportations.

Two sources familiar with the inner workings of Kobach’s 2018 campaign said Thiel gave a contribution worth six figures to Per Aspera Policy, a 501(c)4 organization that paid for digital and television ads.

Both of the sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said Thiel’s previously undisclosed contributions to the dark money group occurred after Kobach and Thiel discussed the race on the phone. One source said Kobach was giddy when Thiel agreed to spend money in the race.

Kobach did not consent to an interview about his relationship with Thiel. His campaign declined to answer any questions, including about whether Thiel and Kobach had discussed the race for governor.

Brendan Fischer, director of federal reform at the Washington-based Campaign Legal Center, said at a minimum the situation “sounds like an illustration of the problems with dark money. Dark money is often only dark when it comes to the public’s knowledge—the candidates who benefit often know where the money is coming from.”…

It’s impossible to have any sympathy for Pompeo, who’s done his best to earn all the opprobrium now being aimed his way. Another interesting data point, however, that the other rightwing authoritarians see an opening to exploit in the flailing Trump 2020 campaign…

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Impeachment Inquiry Clown Car Open Thread: What Is Preznit ‘Reality Star’ Seeing on His TeeVee?…

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If he can remember as far back as his ‘glory’ days, I’m guessing he’s seeing a bunch of flailing idiots performing so badly that no amount of post-production editing will be able to frame them as mighty gladiators…


Kevin McCarthy is not very bright, and it shows.
 


Used to be, the sheer what-next novelty of the Trump Oval Office Variety Show was good for drawing viewers. Now, there’s more market share in pigbladdering the minions. And what minions they are, folks!

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Open Thread: The Toddler-in-Chief Will *Never* Stop Talking About Alabama

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If proof were needed that the conspiracy theories about HAARP are complete bullshite, the fact that Trump hasn’t busted out the weather-altering technology to force Dorian to threaten Alabama would be it. At least it’s great fodder for comic geniuses like David Roth:

It can be difficult to remember given that he routinely appears on television with toilet paper on the soles of both his shoes and at least one of his hands stuck in a big jug of peanut butter, but Donald Trump’s opening position in all things is that he has never been wrong. He has been wronged, and is in fact wronged constantly—by terrible nasty TV actresses and fake cable news anchors and the other antagonists he’s collected over a lifetime of nonstop blowsy public feuding. But that is just the price he pays for always being right and never being afraid to speak out on whatever he has just seen on television. He carries that weight lightly, give or take the fact that he whines about it constantly. There is an entire cable television network devoted to telling this story over and over again, and every day Trump parks his ass in front of it and watches embalmed-looking septuagenarian newsreader types talk about how correct he is and heatedly demand apologies on his behalf, for hours on end. It’s the treatment that he has always believed he deserves…

The issue here is not that Trump doesn’t believe in things like truth and untruth; he absolutely believes that some things are true and other things are false, but what makes them true or false to him is grounded entirely in how he feels about them. Once a belief is lodged in the sodden Nerf of his brain it becomes true to him, and remains that way forever. These things tend, if anything, to become more true over time, or at least become larger. There is probably some latent impulse from his days as a real estate huckster that powers this—in the same way that he once added floors to the oafish towers he developed, he now adds years or billions to the oafish tales he tells from the front of his trade war with China. It also cannot be ruled out that the guy just likes saying large numbers. When Trump authors one of his really avant-garde falsehoods, it’s this impulse that’s generally behind it. He just likes things to be big, if possible “much bigger many say than anything that we’ve ever seen” but always and everywhere as big as he can get away with making them.

And then, eventually, even bigger than that. This was a problem last week, when Trump took one of his favorite parts of the presidency—the constitutionally enumerated power to tell everyone about the weather, and how large it looks like it might be—too far. Hurricane Dorian, which is indeed big and terrible, was moving towards the southeastern United States at the time, and the forecast called for moderate-to-large amounts of destruction in Florida, Georgia, and the Carolinas. Trump evidently found this insufficient…

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