Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

If America since Jan 2025 hasn’t broken your heart, you haven’t loved her enough.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

Let there be snark.

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

Democracy is not a spectator sport.

They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

They spent the last eight months firing professionals and replacing them with ideologues.

Dear media: perhaps we ought to let Donald Trump speak for himself!

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

Republicans firmly believe having an abortion is a very personal, very private decision between a woman and J.D. Vance.

Oh FFS you might as well trust a 6-year-old with a flamethrower.

Not rolling over. fuck you, make me.

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

Stay strong, because they are weak.

President Musk and Trump are both poorly raised, coddled 8 year old boys.

We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

If rights aren’t universal, they are privilege, not rights.

No Kings: Americans standing in the way of bad history saying “Oh, Fuck No!”

The way to stop violence is to stop manufacturing the hatred that fuels it.

If you are still in the gop, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

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Looks like there will be no pictures from the impromptu San Francisco BJ meet-up until DougJ has a chance to recover from the hangover get back to his desktop. And there was no Thursday Night Menu this week, because Bad Horse’s Filly has been too busy to put one together. So you’re stuck with my pawky sense of humor, and this entertained me, because I found it more catchy than any of the original songs…

John, I hope you’re feeling better… okay, Day Two, settle for “feeling less than completely horrible and hurting in places you didn’t even know you had”. And that Lily has managed to express her gratitude for your chivalry without trying to climb onto the sling supporting your poor shattered shoulder… more than once.

And while we’re counting our blessings, however meagre, let us include the fact that we are not the daughter of Bible Spice. People joke about being “raised by wolves”, but wolves at least show a consistent bias towards their offsprings’ best interests. Gods know I did some amazingly stupid and mock-worthy things when I was 19, but fortunately for me that was post-Roe and pre-cell-cameras, and none of the surviving witnesses have a financial interest in discussing what little they might remember.

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  1. 1.

    asiangrrlMN

    Am I the only one here? That’s ok. I can just natter at myself until someone else shows up. I’m digging the video, Anne Laurie–and I don’t even know the originals. Maybe that actually enhances my listening experience.

    Thanks for the link to BP’s life story. I agree with the analysis–what a sad way to make ends meet, but she is being very well compensated for telling her sob story over and over again. (Fighting the urge to ask how this makes her anything other than a well-paid ho, guess I didn’t fight it hard enough).

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    SiubhanDuinne

    Yeah, unfortunately I can’t linger. Have an earlier than usual meeting for which I still need to do a bit of prep, so have to get my ass in gear.

    I did take a few minutes to read that BP article and found my reactions toggling madly between pity and contempt. Neither is an emotion I especially wanted to start the day with

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    Lee

    That is an awesome remix.

    I’m sending it to my daughter (13). She’ll love it. I might get a few daddy points for it.

    thanks!

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