I kinda like where Tbogg is going with this– we should just flood the zone with Moore Award nominees. Here’s my entry:
Apparently John Boehner, when asked what programs he would cut, couldn’t come up with any. I know Republicans can’t cut transportation, because they need the roads so they can get to NASCAR races and Klan rallies, but why not cut education? Clearly they and their supporters have never gotten any benefit from those programs.
Now here’s something that would really make the Sully borg blush (and this is NSFW):
BTW- Don’t forget to write down your nominees for the McCardle Award for Achievements in Math for later on this year.