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So Much Awesome In One Place

by John Cole|  May 25, 20111:13 pm| 660 Comments

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I’m going through the user contributions to the thread last night about Sarah Palin’s new movie about herself and the potential titles, and there is so much win I can’t stop laughing. So many are good, but here are some favorites:

From Here to Inanity
Citizen Vain
Red Yawn
The Aleutianist
The Scum Also Rises
Lost in Translation II
We’re Just Not That Into You
Chariots of Liar
Also Too: Electric Boogaloo
Brainspotting
Mentl
From Within Sight of Russia With Love
Not-Hur
The Devil Wears Mukluks
Swindler’s List
Juneau II: Post Partum
Mooseferatu
Dopey’s Choice
John McCain’s a Series of Unfortunate Events
The Lyin’, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Driving Miss Crazy
Grizzly Madams
Inarticulate Proposal
Mother, Uggs and Greed
Despicable Her
Chariots of Bile
Jackass 4
Brain Simple
The Lying Game
The Woman Who Knew Too Little
True Grift
Clueless
Fahrenheit All of Them
They Call Me Sister Fibs
The Incredible Sulk
The Iquitarod
The Big Shill
12 Million Angry White Men
Legends of the Fail
Something Wicked This Way Comes

I’m dying. Keep ’em coming, and keep ’em clean.

*** Update ***

#palinfilmnames is now rocking on twitter.

Sleazy Rider was a good one, and 101 Defamations.

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  1. 1.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    May 25, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    The Triumph of the Shrill

    [my apologies if somebody already came up with this last night]

  2. 2.

    Cat Lady

    May 25, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    Gone With The Swindler

  3. 3.

    Han's Solo

    May 25, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    Sarah Plain and Stupid

  4. 4.

    Southern Beale

    May 25, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    I just read Tbogg’s post about this, linking to comments over at conservatives 4 palin, and it’s just so much awesomeness. They are so, so, delusional. Or else, it’s a hoax but a good one. It looks so much like the real thing.

    Hilarity shall ensue.

  5. 5.

    Han's Solo

    May 25, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    Idiocracy II – In the Beginning

  6. 6.

    John Cole

    May 25, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing

  7. 7.

    Clambone

    May 25, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    Northern Overexposure

  8. 8.

    MattR

    May 25, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    Somebody posted it last night, but I liked describing a sequel with “also too”. As in:

    Lost In Translation, also II.

  9. 9.

    PurpleGirl

    May 25, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    Prime Grifter

  10. 10.

    4tehlulz

    May 25, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    This should be a trilogy.

    A Dim Hope
    The Kenyan Strikes Backs
    Return of the Dumbass

    NO PREQUELS

  11. 11.

    beltane

    May 25, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    @ThatLeftTurnInABQ: I’ve heard that one before and it is my favorite because it works on several levels. True Grift is also catchy though.

  12. 12.

    Sly

    May 25, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    Fahrenheit All of Them

    My favorite.

  13. 13.

    Southern Beale

    May 25, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    @ThatLeftTurnInABQ:

    Tbogg link I posted has Triumph of the Shrill, and the sequel: Triumph Of The Shrill, Also II

  14. 14.

    JPL

    May 25, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    OT..hahaha Dick Morris’ focus group just called me and asked what conservative candidate I supported…
    I said because of the possible privatizing of Medicare, none of them. I felt like I was talking to the Buffalo Beast person because she said that’s what I’ve been hearing. She also said hopefully they come up with a plan to fix their problem. I also stated that it was a blatant lie that it wouldn’t affect those near to 65. As fewer and fewer people are on the government run program there will be fewer and fewer doctors to treat them.

  15. 15.

    opal

    May 25, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    Bring Me the Head of Walt Monegan.

  16. 16.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 25, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    @Southern Beale: Oh my.

  17. 17.

    cleek

    May 25, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    Raging Bullshit
    Rebel Without a Clue (apps to P Westerberg)
    Virago
    One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo’s Nest
    Patriot Games
    The Sun Also Rises, Too
    Mrs Grift Goes To Washington
    How TO Lose An Election In Ten Weeks

  18. 18.

    buckydoc

    May 25, 2011 at 1:27 pm

    Being There II

  19. 19.

    JPL

    May 25, 2011 at 1:27 pm

    All of the possible titles were great..
    My favorites are The Lyin, the witch and the wardrobe
    and
    They call me Sister Fibs.

  20. 20.

    Poopyman

    May 25, 2011 at 1:27 pm

    I got nuthin’. You had me at “Mooseferatu”.

  21. 21.

    4tehlulz

    May 25, 2011 at 1:27 pm

    In What Respect Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

  22. 22.

    Bobby Thomson

    May 25, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    Erasedhead.

  23. 23.

    J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford

    May 25, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    @Sly: Me too.

  24. 24.

    gene108

    May 25, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    Monty Python’s and The Holy Fail

    For a Few (Million) Dollars More

  25. 25.

    Dave S.

    May 25, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    Apologies if these have already appeared:

    On a Clear Day You Can See Russia from my House
    Gold-Diggers of 2008-2012 Inclusive
    A prequel about those who brought her to our attention: The Dork Kristol

  26. 26.

    dmsilev

    May 25, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    I am curious about the actual title of the thing, _Undefeated_. Does the filmmaker know that Palin lost in 08?

  27. 27.

    Alex S.

    May 25, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    Eternal Sunshine of the clueless Mind

  28. 28.

    Deathstar

    May 25, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    There Will Be Blood Libel

  29. 29.

    dmsilev

    May 25, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    @Poopyman:

    I got nuthin’. You had me at “Mooseferatu”.

    I’ve always preferred ‘Moosilini” myself.

  30. 30.

    folkbum

    May 25, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    Cabeza Blanca

  31. 31.

    4tehlulz

    May 25, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    @dmsilev: ACORN STOLE THE ELECTION OBVS

  32. 32.

    Winston Smith

    May 25, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    What the [bleep] does She Know

  33. 33.

    Meadows

    May 25, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    First Blood Libel

  34. 34.

    August J. Pollak

    May 25, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    Fundraising Arizona

  35. 35.

    4tehlulz

    May 25, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    #%$# Palin Says

  36. 36.

    Bobby Thomson

    May 25, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    Some Like Her Not.

  37. 37.

    cleek

    May 25, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    Gunga Dimwit
    A Bunch Of Fools For Sister Sarah
    Drill, Lola, Drill
    The Losers
    How To Fail In Politics Without Really Trying

  38. 38.

    gene108

    May 25, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    Rear Window 2: Seeing Russia from your House

  39. 39.

    Brian

    May 25, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    Irrefudiable Differences

  40. 40.

    Sly

    May 25, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    In What Respect, Charlie Brown?

  41. 41.

    Sasha

    May 25, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    Citizen Doof

    The Passion of the Right

    Heathers II: Gently With a Chainsaw

  42. 42.

    williamc

    May 25, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    Black Hearts, White Flight
    Smarter than a Bag of Hammers
    Not Without My Trig
    The Quita from Wasilla
    Lipstick on a Grizzly Pig
    Birthin Ain’t Easy
    Not Reading, Ghostwriting, and Arithmetic?
    Palin: The Case for Selling Alaska Back to Russia
    Stupidism: A Love Story
    Stupidocracy
    Todd’s Wife

    So sad I missed this thread last night, though it had me laughing myself to sleep!

  43. 43.

    Denali

    May 25, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    I am torn between – can we vote – and offer really big prizes like chocolate moose droppings – and please, can we ignore this because we are feeding it and causing it attention and therefore the monster will grow even scarier and scarier.

  44. 44.

    arguingwithsignposts

    May 25, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    @Southern Beale: Apparently, Newt’s spokesperson is moonlighting for the Palin Borg with his mad epic poetry skillz.

    Expect this to be an extremely long and protracted effort that will take up the next 18 months of our lives. The Country is Worth It.
    __
    Remember, people gave their lives so we could bang away on a computers and vote our consciences. McCain spent five years in a box so we could do this stuff.
    __
    Do not forget who made the next 18 months possible. Men who laid down their lives at places like Gettysburg, Chancellorsville, Belleau Wood, Midway, Peleileu, the Chosin Resevoir, Khe Sanh, and Fallujah, made it possible for us to fight for the life of our country.

    Wolverines!

  45. 45.

    4tehlulz

    May 25, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    The Gall

  46. 46.

    Matt

    May 25, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    The Usual Wingnuts

  47. 47.

    Bobby Thomson

    May 25, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    A Bridge Also Too Far

  48. 48.

    pablo

    May 25, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    Towering Infernal-The Fire in My Belly

    Sinking Arizona

  49. 49.

    Hal

    May 25, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    Just saw this in the comments section on this story over at Huffpo, and can’t tell if the commenter is being serious or sarcastic, but I’m sure the Palin-Drones are all in the same mind set:

    I’m buying 10 tickets, one for each of my grandchild­ren, so they will be familiar with the first female U.S. President.

  50. 50.

    Poopyman

    May 25, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    @Poopyman: Eh, Dawn of the Dim, but I’m not proud of it.

  51. 51.

    joeyess

    May 25, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    nevermind

  52. 52.

    Brian R.

    May 25, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    @Deathstar:

    Winner!

  53. 53.

    dmsilev

    May 25, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    ‘Helicopter sniping with Wolves’

    ‘A Starburst is Born’

  54. 54.

    Alex S.

    May 25, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    Starburst memories

  55. 55.

    Hunter Gathers

    May 25, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    Spaceballs II : The Search For More Money

  56. 56.

    Chyron HR

    May 25, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    The Mummy: Womb of the Whinging Quitter

    My Little Phony

    Loonraker

  57. 57.

    somethingblue

    May 25, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    Starburst Memories

    Play Moosety for Me

  58. 58.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 25, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    1. The Lyin’ in Winter
    2. Moulin Rogue
    3. Bitch Blanket Bingo
    4. Crouching Pitbull, Hidden Loon
    5. Gone With the Whined

  59. 59.

    arguingwithsignposts

    May 25, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    Schlock, Crock and Moose Shooting Perils

  60. 60.

    The Tragically Flip

    May 25, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    “There Will be Blood Libel” deserves to be on the best-of list.

    Mine:

    The Delusionist
    The Scorn Identity
    The Silence of the Turkeys
    The Rape Kits of Wrath

  61. 61.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    Birthday at 40000 Feet

  62. 62.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 25, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    @Denali: People don’t vote for a laughingstock. That is what Obama and Meyers did to Trump a the WHC Dinner; they made him into a complete joke and any chance of candidacy was over. If this thing is turned into a joke and Palin along with it, her candidacy is toast as well.

  63. 63.

    RobNYNY1957

    May 25, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    “Men who laid down their lives at places like Gettysburg, Chancellorsville, … ”

    She seems not to realize that about half of the men who died in those battles did it in defense of treason to protect slavery.

  64. 64.

    Three-nineteen

    May 25, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    National Lampoon’s Presidential Candidate

  65. 65.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    The Adventures of Sarah, Queen of the Tundra

  66. 66.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    American Haughty

  67. 67.

    Tom

    May 25, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    Jackass 4 got me.

  68. 68.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    As Bad As It Gets

  69. 69.

    grumpy realist

    May 25, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    For Jean Marais fans: La Belle est bien Bête

    (To those who don’t read French, it translates as “the Beauty is really stupid!”)

  70. 70.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    Boner Collector

  71. 71.

    Hunter Gathers

    May 25, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For Kodos

  72. 72.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    Bringing Out The Dread

  73. 73.

    Alex S.

    May 25, 2011 at 1:43 pm

    The Yukon Queen
    What Ever Happened to Baby Trig?
    All About Sarah

  74. 74.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 25, 2011 at 1:43 pm

    @4tehlulz:

    In What Respect Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    This is brilliant.

  75. 75.

    Redshift

    May 25, 2011 at 1:44 pm

    @Han’s Solo:

    Idiocracy II – In the Beginning

    Or perhaps, since it’s a prequel:

    Idiocracy, Episode I: The Empty Headspace

  76. 76.

    me

    May 25, 2011 at 1:44 pm

    Fear and Loathing in Wasilla
    The Greatest Grift

  77. 77.

    cleek

    May 25, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    Starburst Bloopers
    It Came From Alaska

  78. 78.

    Pennsylvanian

    May 25, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    The Memory Keeper’s Slaughter

  79. 79.

    Meadows

    May 25, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    And Now For Someone Completely Indifferent…

  80. 80.

    shortstop

    May 25, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    @RobNYNY1957: She realizes it.

  81. 81.

    meh

    May 25, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    Attack of the 50 foot ego

  82. 82.

    hstram

    May 25, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    Say (Absolutely) Anything
    Do the Stupid Thing
    Full Metal Straight Jacket

  83. 83.

    gene108

    May 25, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    A Grifter Runs Through It

  84. 84.

    Chyron HR

    May 25, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    Ms. Horrible’s Whine-Along Blog

  85. 85.

    JPL

    May 25, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    The Real Ugly American

  86. 86.

    MCA

    May 25, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    Kudos for Mooseferatu, whoever’s that was.

    Palin for President 2012: The Traipse of Wrath
    The Hurt Talker
    The Muppets Take Wassila
    The Whining
    Raging Bullshit
    Putin on The Horizon
    Titanic II – You Know How This Ends
    Full Metal Straightjacket
    For A Few Million Dollars More
    There Will Be Idiocy
    The Apostle’s Screed
    Dances with Wolf Hunters

    ETA: Dang! Cleek and gene108, sorry for the duplicates. Should have been posting individually instead of waiting to get beat to the punch on some of these.

  87. 87.

    Butch

    May 25, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    I remember – what was it, 15 or so years ago – when a group out cross-country skiing got lost near Aspen, Colorado, and spent some time in a backwoods cabin. Of course, someone immediately wanted to make a movie of it, but got too much ridicule because the people involved truly were morons and the movie never happened. Anyway, there were lots of “suggested” titles for the movie and one seems to fit now – Dipwads in the Deepwoods.

  88. 88.

    Howlin Wolfe

    May 25, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    All the good ones are taken. Dang! Here’s my modest (a euphemism, to be sure) contribution:

    Ice Station Zero.

  89. 89.

    IrishGirl

    May 25, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    Eternal Sunshine of the Clueless Mind

  90. 90.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 25, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    Wildly O/T, for which I apologize, but don’t see a recent open thread:

    Egypt will open its only crossing with the Gaza Strip this weekend, the Cairo military government announced Wednesday, significantly easing a four-year blockade on the Hamas-ruled territory but setting up a potential conflict with Israel. This gives Gaza Palestinians a way to freely enter and exit their territory for the first time since 2007, when Hamas overran the territory, and Israel and Egypt closed the crossings.

    Got it from a WaPo alert.

  91. 91.

    Redshift

    May 25, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    @arguingwithsignposts: Oh, my. That’s just the beginning, everyone, it gets even more histrionic. You owe it to yourself to go over to TBogg’s and read the whole thing.

  92. 92.

    IrishGirl

    May 25, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    The Dimming

  93. 93.

    Southern Beale

    May 25, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    @Clambone:

    Northern Overexposure

    {{ golf clap }}

  94. 94.

    FiveInchTaint

    May 25, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    2012: A Spaced Odyssey
    A Hideous Mind

  95. 95.

    ajr22

    May 25, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    Too Dim to Fail.

  96. 96.

    IrishGirl

    May 25, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    The Palin Condition 1: No Greater Love

  97. 97.

    IrishGirl

    May 25, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    Flight Club

  98. 98.

    Southern Beale

    May 25, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    If this thing is turned into a joke and Palin along with it, her candidacy is toast as well.

    “IF”?

    Um …. barn door ——–> horses

  99. 99.

    Winston Smith

    May 25, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    Atlas Shrugged: Part II (so no one will see it)
    Do the White Thing
    Plan 9 from Wassila
    Wait for the Version with Tina Fey
    Flashdunce
    Gummo II (if you’ve seen Gummo, you’d get this)

  100. 100.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    Crouching Cougar, Hidden Dodo

  101. 101.

    srv

    May 25, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    I don’t get it, shouldn’t it be obvious: Psycho

    2013 1/2, A Spaced Oddyssey
    Star Trash Eleventy-Billion
    There Will Be Birthers

    *Damned Taint

  102. 102.

    cleek

    May 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    The Shawshank Refudiation
    How Green Was My V.P.

  103. 103.

    Bobby Thomson

    May 25, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    The Fabulist Sister on Fox.

  104. 104.

    parenthetical

    May 25, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    Five Sleazy Pieces
    Wasilla! Wasilla! Wasilla!
    Witless
    Dumb Up the Volume
    Once Were Governors
    Gilded
    Double Indumbnity

  105. 105.

    jwb

    May 25, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    Meanwhile. Man, if it’s this crazy in May, what is August going to look like?

  106. 106.

    Moonbatman

    May 25, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    How I caused the Tucson Shooting
    Peace Out. The Power is Yours. Free Crystal Mangum.

  107. 107.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    Couples Reload

  108. 108.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 25, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    The Hunt For Braindead Septober.

  109. 109.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    Mommy Palin’s Life of Brib’n

  110. 110.

    Poopyman

    May 25, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    The Harrad/ Hawaii Pacific/ Northern Idaho/ U. of Idaho/Matanuska-Susitna College/ U. of Idaho (finally!) Experiment

  111. 111.

    parenthetical

    May 25, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    Crocodile Fundie

  112. 112.

    machine

    May 25, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    Harold & Kumar Go to Wasilla Castle
    Licence to Drill
    Avatard

  113. 113.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    It’s a Wonderful Lie

  114. 114.

    opal

    May 25, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Undefeated, as relating to the Confederacy and The War of Northern Aggression.

  115. 115.

    Anya

    May 25, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    Dirty, Rutten Grifters
    From Wasilla with Hate

  116. 116.

    giltay

    May 25, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    Seriously, I think The Undefeated is a terrific title. I can imagine the headline:

    Defeated 2008 VP Nominee Sarah Palin Subject of New Documentary The Undefeated.

  117. 117.

    artem1s

    May 25, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    Seven Years in Freshman English

  118. 118.

    cleek

    May 25, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    Lost

  119. 119.

    Felinious Wench

    May 25, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    Bad work day, just now logging in, missed the thread last night.

    Man, I love you people.

  120. 120.

    Tonal Crow

    May 25, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    The Lord of the Lies

  121. 121.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    Legs Wide Shut

  122. 122.

    Akadad

    May 25, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Lie Hard
    Superbad Too
    The Whining
    Das Loot
    The Vile Bunch
    Life of Lyin’
    All About Thieves

  123. 123.

    Poopyman

    May 25, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Play Grifty For Me

  124. 124.

    enesar

    May 25, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    If not already noted:

    High Plains Grifter

  125. 125.

    The Ancient Randonneur

    May 25, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Touch of Evil.

  126. 126.

    srv

    May 25, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Return of the Yedi
    Fidiot on the Roof

  127. 127.

    Paul_D

    May 25, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Look Who’s Balking

  128. 128.

    Tonal Crow

    May 25, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    For Whom the Bullshit Boils

  129. 129.

    Alex S.

    May 25, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    Arrested Development
    The Big Murkowski
    Run Sarah, Run

  130. 130.

    dmsilev

    May 25, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    Given the likely quality of the movie, I really think mining the titles of old MST3K episodes has promise…

    ‘The Leech Woman’
    ‘Overdrawn at the Memory Bank’
    ‘The She Creature’

  131. 131.

    shortstop

    May 25, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    I don’t care that it will cost me money that will go to the Bank of Palin. I have to see this:

    Rife with religious metaphor and unmistakable allusions to Palin as a Joan of Arc-like figure, “The Undefeated” echoes Palin’s “Going Rogue” in its tidy division of the world between the heroes who are on her side and the villains who seek to thwart her at every turn.

    Bannon dramatizes the theme of Palin’s persecution at the hands of her enemies in the media and both political parties, a notion the former governor has long embraced. Images of lions killing a zebra and a dead medieval soldier with an arrow sticking in his back dramatize the ethics complaints filed by obscure Alaskan citizens, which Palin has cited as the primary reason for her sudden resignation in July of 2009.

    The film’s coda is introduced with an on-screen caption that reads, “From here, I can see November.” It is here that Mark Levin alludes to Ronald Reagan as a Palin-like insurgent who was also once distrusted by the GOP establishment.

    Too delicious.

  132. 132.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    Pushing Tit

  133. 133.

    Tonal Crow

    May 25, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    Citizen Insane

  134. 134.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    The Rapture, Please, Now

  135. 135.

    Poopyman

    May 25, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    Griftyricon (She somehow seems made for a Fellini flick.)

  136. 136.

    freelancer

    May 25, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    GalaxyVexed

    Reign of Bile

    Sex, Lies, and Twitterfeeds

    The Woman with Free Red Shoes

  137. 137.

    somethingblue

    May 25, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    Carnival of People Without Souls

    Smiles of a Summer Nightmare

    Ashes and Zircons

    Dazed and Confused II. Also.

    Not Brief Enough Encounter

  138. 138.

    Sapheriel

    May 25, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    Four More Years
    Snowbilly Grifter and the United States of 27%
    There’s Something About Sarah

  139. 139.

    alwhite

    May 25, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    @IrishGirl:

    Close – The Dimmening – sounds even more better too

    @FiveInchTaint:

    2011 – a space Oddity

  140. 140.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    Less Than Zero IQ

  141. 141.

    The Tragically Flip

    May 25, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    Dial N For Nitwit

  142. 142.

    danimal

    May 25, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    From the Neil Simon quadrant:

    The Odder Couple
    Lost in Wasilla
    Bullocksing Blues
    The Goodbye Governor
    Petroleum Beach Memoirs
    Chapter Also Two

  143. 143.

    Tonal Crow

    May 25, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    Grifter on the Roof

  144. 144.

    jibeaux

    May 25, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    Oh, mercy, this is funny.

    Read that whole thing at TBoggs’, please. Sarah Palin is fighting a war that is like Gettysburgh, Khe Sanh, and Falujah, unless and until “obsure” Alaskan citizens file an ethics complaint against her.

  145. 145.

    Sapheriel

    May 25, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    I’m Still Here

  146. 146.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    Sling Blame

  147. 147.

    Bobby Thomson

    May 25, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    CONvoy.

  148. 148.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 25, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    @Southern Beale: Some still take her seriously.

  149. 149.

    Chyron HR

    May 25, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    Tongueloose

    X-Men: No Class

    Sarah Potter and the Prisoner of Vietnam

    Y Tu Mama Teapartyen

  150. 150.

    Meadows

    May 25, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    A Cocksure Orange

  151. 151.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    Steel MagWheels

  152. 152.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    There’s Something About Sarah

  153. 153.

    dmsilev

    May 25, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    @Meadows:

    A Cocksure Orange

    I’m pretty sure that’s the working title of the upcoming John Boehner biopic.

    Also, I’m told that Newt Gingrich is shopping around a script for a rewrite of _Breakfast at Tiffany’s_

  154. 154.

    Felinious Wench

    May 25, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    The Treasure of the Oso Madre

  155. 155.

    jibeaux

    May 25, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    Mine aren’t very good but at least they use Hitchcock!

    The Lady Just Frackin’ Won’t Vanish

    North By Northwest By North By Northwest By North By Northwest And You’re Almost To Wasilla Now By North By

  156. 156.

    MarkJ

    May 25, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    There Will Be Blood Libel definitely deserves the best of. I also like a Bunch of Fools for Sister Sarah, but then I likes me some Clint Eastwood movies.

    I didn’t look at last night’s thread so these may be repeats but:

    Pulp Diction
    Pale Derider
    Burn After Screeding
    Shamadeus
    The Head Slow-wit’s Society
    A Simple Sham
    Kiss of the Snider Woman

    An unaltered directly from Shakespeare:
    Much Ado about Nothing

  157. 157.

    Tonal Crow

    May 25, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    The Unbearable Lightness of Sarah

  158. 158.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    Waiting To Exfoliate

  159. 159.

    Tonal Crow

    May 25, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    The Empress of the North

  160. 160.

    Tsulagi

    May 25, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    All of those titles have some degree of win. Not sure why, but when I got to Fahrenheit All of Them that made me lol. Maybe it just captures the essence of her nothing but air persona. That’s my fave.

    Mad Sarah Beyond Thunderdome.

  161. 161.

    Fred

    May 25, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    Some of those titles are pure gold.

    “True Grift” was my favorite.

  162. 162.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 25, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    The Birdbrains

  163. 163.

    arguingwithsignposts

    May 25, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    All of these are showing up on Twitter now under hashtag #palinfilmnames, btw.

  164. 164.

    Tonal Crow

    May 25, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    Macbeth: Reloaded

  165. 165.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    The Shopping News

  166. 166.

    estamm

    May 25, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    Lyin’ Queen
    Babble on Five
    True Lies (don’t need to change that one!)

  167. 167.

    Tonal Crow

    May 25, 2011 at 2:15 pm

    FSM, this is the most fun I’ve had on this site since forever.

  168. 168.

    The Tragically Flip

    May 25, 2011 at 2:15 pm

    The Bridge on the River No One Lives Near

  169. 169.

    parenthetical

    May 25, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    The Gripes of Wrath
    The Wrath of Con

  170. 170.

    freelancer

    May 25, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    Empire of the Dumb

  171. 171.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    Scam By Me

  172. 172.

    The Tragically Flip

    May 25, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    The Maltese Falsehood

  173. 173.

    opal

    May 25, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    Beyond the Valley of Rebecca Mansour

  174. 174.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    30 Going on 13

  175. 175.

    estamm

    May 25, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    I have a mouth and I must scream

  176. 176.

    MarkJ

    May 25, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    @parenthetical: Dammit, the Wrath of Con should have been mine. That is awesome.

  177. 177.

    MCWW

    May 25, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    “The GOP’s must be crazy!”

  178. 178.

    Akadad

    May 25, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    Bringing in the Insane

  179. 179.

    parenthetical

    May 25, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    Have Gun, Will Babble

  180. 180.

    Tonal Crow

    May 25, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    A Bright Shining Lie (oops, already taken)
    Sarah Palin and the Chamber of Stupidity
    News-Hog Day

  181. 181.

    Tbone

    May 25, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    Idiocracy, Whiskey, Sexy!

  182. 182.

    The Tragically Flip

    May 25, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    Gross Encounters of the Third Kind

  183. 183.

    Poopyman

    May 25, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    Birther of a Nation

  184. 184.

    bemused

    May 25, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    Commenters outdid themselves last night. And it was probably one of rare 300+ comment threads that didn’t annoy or depress the hell out of me. That was pure fun.

  185. 185.

    parenthetical

    May 25, 2011 at 2:22 pm

    Fits of Fury
    Fits of the North Star

  186. 186.

    erlking

    May 25, 2011 at 2:22 pm

    Indiana Palin and the Raiders of Social Security
    Death Panels Become Her
    It Came for Sully’s Brain
    Mother From Another Planet
    Starburst Memories

    and for Sullivan,

    Undercover Mother

  187. 187.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    The Bucket Head

  188. 188.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    Burn After Touching

  189. 189.

    Poopyman

    May 25, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    War of the Words

  190. 190.

    Fred

    May 25, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    DC Madame,
    Fluffing Teabaggers and Kochsuckers.

  191. 191.

    artem1s

    May 25, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Presidential Candidacy-Murdering Mom

    Citizen C’ain’t

  192. 192.

    Poopyman

    May 25, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    Blazing Prattle

  193. 193.

    anna missed

    May 25, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    The Ice Queen Cometh

  194. 194.

    MFA

    May 25, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    Dread Dawn

  195. 195.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    Putin On The Rise

  196. 196.

    Jason in the peg

    May 25, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    The Stunned Also Rises Too.

  197. 197.

    NobodySpecial

    May 25, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    Deliverance II
    Ice Road Suckers
    National Lampoon’s Alaskan Vacation
    Von Lyin’s Express
    Big Bad Mama Grizzly

  198. 198.

    anticontrarian

    May 25, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    White Hawk Down

  199. 199.

    Poopyman

    May 25, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    Old Yeller.

    (Too mean?)

  200. 200.

    Alex S.

    May 25, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    Suddenly, Last Election
    Once Upon a Time in the North-West

    And with that I close up shop. My favorite one probably is Driving Miss Crazy, also True Grift, Inarticulate Proposal and From Within Sight of Russia With Love

  201. 201.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    North by Korea

  202. 202.

    Tonal Crow

    May 25, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    Mission: Irrefudiatable.

  203. 203.

    parenthetical

    May 25, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    The Day Her Brain Stood Still

  204. 204.

    freelancer (itouch)

    May 25, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    Bringing Out the Death Panel

  205. 205.

    Poopyman

    May 25, 2011 at 2:29 pm

    The Greatest Snowjob on Earth

  206. 206.

    Tonal Crow

    May 25, 2011 at 2:29 pm

    Snakes in the Brain

  207. 207.

    MarkJ

    May 25, 2011 at 2:29 pm

    Star-dip Dupers

  208. 208.

    SA

    May 25, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    The Refudiation of Sarah Palin.

  209. 209.

    SA

    May 25, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    The Refudiation of Sarah Palin

    or

    The Refudiator

  210. 210.

    freelancer (itouch)

    May 25, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    White Snipe Groan

  211. 211.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    Juneau My Name
    Yukon Have Her

  212. 212.

    KeithW

    May 25, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    Snowbilly Liar

  213. 213.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 2:32 pm

    The Yukon Patois

  214. 214.

    Tony J

    May 25, 2011 at 2:35 pm

    You Only Quit Twice.

    Dirty Sexy Dummy

    Goonraker

    Who Will Fake My Children?

    Never Say Never Again, Also, Too

    Explainin’ Palin

    That’s all I got.

  215. 215.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    You Don’t Mess With The Slow One

  216. 216.

    danimal

    May 25, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    @Poopyman:

    War of on the Words

    Fixed it for ya.

  217. 217.

    Akadad

    May 25, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    The Human Center of Greed
    Never Been Missed
    Spin City

  218. 218.

    artem1s

    May 25, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    Palien: In Wassila, no one can hear you scream.

  219. 219.

    Carl Nyberg

    May 25, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    National Lampoon’s Grifter Vacation
    V For Vindictive

    1987
    Princess Snide
    The Unteachables

    1988
    Lie Hard

    1989
    Dead Governors Society
    Sarah Palin and the Last Crusade
    When McCain Met Sarah…

    1990
    Evil Woman

    1991
    Palin Hood: Princess of Thieves

    1992
    Reservoir Wolves
    Scam of a Woman

    1993
    Swindler’s List (see above)
    Dazed and Confused and Running For Vice President

    1994
    The I-Paid-For-It Redemption
    Dumb, Dumber and Palin-est
    Interview with a Grifter: the Grifter Chronicles
    Natural Born Swindlers

    1995
    What Waterworld did for Costner, This Movie will do for Palin

    1996
    Fargo II: Sarah Goes Looking for the Money

  220. 220.

    Tonal Crow

    May 25, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    The Godbotherer
    Airbrain
    High Lampoon
    A Confederacy of Dunces (oops, taken)

  221. 221.

    Poopyman

    May 25, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    Help me out here with “When Harry met Sally”. There’s gold in there somewhere ….

  222. 222.

    freelancer (itouch)

    May 25, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    Sarah Pilgrim vs. the World

  223. 223.

    Tonal Crow

    May 25, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    @Carl Nyberg:

    …The Unteachables….

    You owe me a new keyboard!

  224. 224.

    pattyp

    May 25, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    The Dorks of Haphazard.

  225. 225.

    Tbone

    May 25, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    Credit to the daily show:

    Petty Woman

    I can hear Roy Orbison now…

  226. 226.

    freelancer (itouch)

    May 25, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    The Grudge 3: All of Them

  227. 227.

    kd bart

    May 25, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    Pride of the Wankers

    Faster Pussycat Shill! Shill! Shill!

  228. 228.

    Poopyman

    May 25, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    Weeny Todd: The Demon Grifter of Fleece Street

  229. 229.

    kd bart

    May 25, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    Wasila in the Mist

  230. 230.

    anna missed

    May 25, 2011 at 2:46 pm

    The Horseshit Whisperer

  231. 231.

    freelancer (itouch)

    May 25, 2011 at 2:46 pm

    Sarah Hood: Princess of Thieves

  232. 232.

    Cat Lady

    May 25, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    Grifter’s Boner
    The Dumbass White Social Network
    The Queen’s Word Salad Speech
    Fake InConception

  233. 233.

    parenthetical

    May 25, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    Cannonfodder Run
    A Fibber Runs Through It

  234. 234.

    cleek

    May 25, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    Throw Levi From The Train

  235. 235.

    Akadad

    May 25, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    Deception
    Sucker Punched
    Kiss-Ass
    White Club

  236. 236.

    Three-nineteen

    May 25, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    @Sapheriel: Is She Still Here?

  237. 237.

    freelancer (itouch)

    May 25, 2011 at 2:50 pm

    Moonlight Bile

  238. 238.

    Three-nineteen

    May 25, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    @Poopyman: When Sarah met Money

  239. 239.

    freelancer (itouch)

    May 25, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    October Snide

  240. 240.

    cleek

    May 25, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    Stop Making Sense

  241. 241.

    rob!

    May 25, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    Million Dollar Crybaby
    It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Candidate
    Sarah Palin and the Kingdom of the Empty Skull
    Lie Lie Bang Bang
    Facebook Postcards From The Edge
    Bonfire of the Inanities
    John & Sarah’s Bogus Journey
    A Nightmare Before Election Day
    Wes Craven’s Newest Nightmare
    It’s a Horrible Life
    The Bird with the GOP Donor-Bought Plumage
    The Idiot!
    No Country For Anything Other Than Old Men

  242. 242.

    parenthetical

    May 25, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    Up in the Ayers

  243. 243.

    freelancer (itouch)

    May 25, 2011 at 2:54 pm

    Invader Dim

  244. 244.

    Poopyman

    May 25, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    @Three-nineteen: Thank You!

  245. 245.

    Bucky

    May 25, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    How about “Auntie Insane” or “Citizen Lame”

  246. 246.

    MFA

    May 25, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    Birth of an Abomination?

  247. 247.

    freelancer (itouch)

    May 25, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    Gasbagland

  248. 248.

    Phoebe

    May 25, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    You can all keep going, of course, but the winner is Fahrenheit All of Them. It just is. It’ll make me happy for a long time. Thank you, who ever you are.

  249. 249.

    Bucky

    May 25, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    Or “Repulsive”

  250. 250.

    freelancer (itouch)

    May 25, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    Death Panel Becomes Her

  251. 251.

    Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal

    May 25, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    guano in 60 seconds.

  252. 252.

    MCA

    May 25, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    The Remains of The Cray-Cray
    Cryday
    Lie Me to The Moon
    A Squawk in The Clouds
    Wassila Sky
    Dumb And Sarah
    Dazed And Confused And Nominated
    The Fright Stuff
    Throw Momma Bear from The Train
    The Sneer Hunter
    All The President’s Men Snickered
    Real American Graffiti
    The Unintelligible Conversation
    A Fistful of Stupid
    Not A Touch of Class

    for Bond fans:

    Quantum of Ignorance
    Lie Another Day
    Live And Let Lie
    Blunderball
    Dr. No Fucking Way She Just Said That
    From Russia with Love to My Back Porch
    Goldclinger

  253. 253.

    Ryan S

    May 25, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    Alaska Palin and the Temple of D’oh

  254. 254.

    Tony J

    May 25, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    The Lying Game (must have already come up)

    Malice Doesn’t Grift Here Anymore.

    Blue (About) Hawaii

    In The Heat Of The White

    The Fox News and the Hound

    The Con(crete) Bungle

    Show Me Dough and Jewellery Set

    This is painfully addictive.

    The Bungle Snook

  255. 255.

    cleek

    May 25, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    Mainstream Medea

  256. 256.

    Opie-jeanne

    May 25, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    Cut Throat Turkey Island

  257. 257.

    Opie-jeanne

    May 25, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    Big Trouble In Little Wasila

  258. 258.

    Ben Cisco

    May 25, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    Something Borrowed (from Neiman-Marcus)
    Shriek Too
    The Indelibles
    Gone With The Windfall

  259. 259.

    artem1s

    May 25, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    @cleek:

    FTW

  260. 260.

    Ben

    May 25, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    A Palin For All Seasons (directed by Senor Spielbergo)

  261. 261.

    Akadad

    May 25, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    Lie Another Day
    The One-Terminator
    14 1/2 Minutes
    How To Train Your Lapdogs

  262. 262.

    Calouste

    May 25, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    @ThatLeftTurnInABQ:

    The Triumph of the Shrill

    That asks for a “it was better in the original German” joke…

  263. 263.

    Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal

    May 25, 2011 at 3:13 pm

    wassillas in the tryst.

  264. 264.

    Paul in KY

    May 25, 2011 at 3:13 pm

    Probably already been done: ‘Triumph of the Shrill’

  265. 265.

    Paul in KY

    May 25, 2011 at 3:15 pm

    @Hal: I think the first ‘defacto’ female president was Mrs. Wilson.

  266. 266.

    Surreal American

    May 25, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    2012: A Space Idiodyssey

  267. 267.

    gene108

    May 25, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    G.I. Sarah: The Rise of Tea Baggers

  268. 268.

    cleek

    May 25, 2011 at 3:17 pm

    The Brat From Outer Space

  269. 269.

    Tony J

    May 25, 2011 at 3:17 pm

    Never Been Missed.

    The Outlaw Mostly Fails

    One Flew Outta The Cuckoos Nest

    Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Your Primary Hopes Dead

  270. 270.

    UncommonSense

    May 25, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    Sarah, Vain and Small h/t http://twitter.com/#!/AnonLib/statuses/73444879249850368

  271. 271.

    sim

    May 25, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    The Avoidance of Being Earnest

  272. 272.

    cleek

    May 25, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    Unelectable

  273. 273.

    Ben Cisco

    May 25, 2011 at 3:20 pm

    Dim City
    Ex-Gov Origins: WOLVERINES!
    The Born Supremacy
    Clash Of The Thigh-tans
    The Pursuit of Sappyness
    What Lies Beneath (and Pretty Much Everywhere Else)
    Nevamind
    The Blair House Bitch Project
    Look Who’s Talking (and Talking, and Talking…)
    Live Free Or Cry Hard
    Get Smart (Please?)
    Cloudy With A Chance of Meatheads
    You’ve Got Fail

  274. 274.

    EL

    May 25, 2011 at 3:21 pm

    Attack of the Wasilla Tomato

  275. 275.

    Mike in NC

    May 25, 2011 at 3:22 pm

    Nankook of the North

  276. 276.

    Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal

    May 25, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    the real american duchess and the dirtwater faux.

  277. 277.

    cleek

    May 25, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    Palin Agonistes

  278. 278.

    Jennifer

    May 25, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    You’ve Got Fail is a winner.

    Also. Too. The Dumb Zone; she plays the Greg Stillson character.

  279. 279.

    Delia

    May 25, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    I was taken by this line from the RealClearPolitics piece:

    Rife with religious metaphor and unmistakable allusions to Palin as a Joan of Arc-like figure

    So I propose:

    Up In Smoke

    edit: or, um, I guess
    Die In A Fire
    would work, too.

  280. 280.

    EL

    May 25, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    My Fair Loonie
    My Fair Luddite

  281. 281.

    Name Required

    May 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    John Carpenter’s The Trig
    You’ve Got Fail
    Tea with Moosilini
    Invasion of the Polity Snatchers
    How Green Was My Tally
    The Sour Grapes of Staff
    It Came From Outer Wasilla
    The Faketrix

  282. 282.

    Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal

    May 25, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    a star is burst.

    i know someone did this one, they had to have already.

  283. 283.

    MomSense

    May 25, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    This one is for Sully.

    Deliverance?

  284. 284.

    Fergus mac Roich

    May 25, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    The Girl With The Lizard Brain

  285. 285.

    Ivan Ivanovich Renko

    May 25, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    @Three-nineteen: New winner!

  286. 286.

    Fergus mac Roich

    May 25, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    Mommie, Dearest

  287. 287.

    Fergus mac Roich

    May 25, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    Mission Creep

  288. 288.

    Comrade Rich

    May 25, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    Desperately Seeking Syntax

  289. 289.

    Fergus mac Roich

    May 25, 2011 at 3:32 pm

    The Wild And Wonderful Shite Of Alaska

  290. 290.

    Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal

    May 25, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    the lady inbred

  291. 291.

    Registered Subversive

    May 25, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    John Carpenter’s The Trig
    Tea with Moosilini
    Invasion of the Polity Snatchers
    How Green Was My Tally
    The Sour Grapes of Staff
    It Came From Outer Wasilla
    The Faketrix

  292. 292.

    EL

    May 25, 2011 at 3:34 pm

    @Comrade Rich: Disparately Speaking Sarah?

  293. 293.

    NamelessGenXer

    May 25, 2011 at 3:34 pm

    The Alphabetized List of Almost All of These:

    http://wp.me/p1wMfe-2W

    Disclaimer: Not pimping my blog — just something I’m playing with cuz writing calms me down when I want to kick in some fascist repugs fat ugly face on teh teevee. Don’t give a shit about clicks, impressions, etc. because it will never have ads.

  294. 294.

    JGabriel

    May 25, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    Palin 9 From Outer Space

    .

  295. 295.

    Halleck

    May 25, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    Casablankstare

  296. 296.

    nepat

    May 25, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    Raider of the Lost

  297. 297.

    The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

    May 25, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    What? After the brilliant Sullivan’s Travails, no more Preston Sturges titles?

    The Miracle of Moron’s Creek</em

    Hail, the Conquering Bimbo

    Palin Bitch Story….

    (God how I wish he were alive today to ridicule this generation of nimrods!)

  298. 298.

    JGabriel

    May 25, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    Fyodor Dostoevsky’s The Idiot, translated into the Republican language by Sarah Palin: The Documentary.

    .

  299. 299.

    Ghanima Atreides

    May 25, 2011 at 3:39 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: al jazeerha said the Rafah crossing was opened permanently two weeks ago.
    the US media slow-walked the story because of the Bibi/Obama meet.
    /shrug
    a country without borders cannot survive.
    and….im pretty sure that is a treaty violation of the Egypt/Israel standing treaty made by America puppet tyrant Mubarak.

  300. 300.

    Fergus mac Roich

    May 25, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    Starwhore

  301. 301.

    the dude

    May 25, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    Quitter & Twisted

  302. 302.

    Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal

    May 25, 2011 at 3:44 pm

    hokey and the bandit

  303. 303.

    trollhattan

    May 25, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    “The Reintarnation of Palin Proud”

  304. 304.

    Allan

    May 25, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    The sheer volume of Palin movie title hashtags has apparently broken the Twitter machines, but I did manage to get off a few over there, including:

    Sleddog Millionaire

  305. 305.

    Fergus mac Roich

    May 25, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    Reservoir Dog

  306. 306.

    opal

    May 25, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    @JGabriel:

    There’s a lobster loose, and he’s vengeful.

  307. 307.

    EL

    May 25, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    The Russians are Coming! to my front porch…

  308. 308.

    MaryRC

    May 25, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    Rumproast has a beauty: Mrs Snit Goes to Washington.

  309. 309.

    Ghanima Atreides

    May 25, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    To Lie For

    House of Flying Teabaggers

    One Missed Haul

    The Grudge

  310. 310.

    kamper

    May 25, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    Ten Possible Titles for Sarah Palin’s Film

    Babette’s Word Salad

    The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Ghostwriter

    Meet the Parents. And the Kids. And Their Kids. And their Kids’ Kids’ Baby Daddies.

    M*I*L*F

    Moosespotting

    Mr. and Mrs. Bridge-to-Nowhere

    Raging Moose

    Y tu Mamá Grizzly También

    The Year of Living Dangerously Before Quitting Because to Do Otherwise Would be to Take the Quitter’s Way Out

    Voters on the Verge of Nervous Breakdown

  311. 311.

    Fergus mac Roich

    May 25, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    Birth of Negation

  312. 312.

    Too Ashamed to Say

    May 25, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    Whatever Happened to Baby Trig?

    Yes, I hate myself.

  313. 313.

    Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal

    May 25, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    riding in clown cars with grizzly mamas

  314. 314.

    JGabriel

    May 25, 2011 at 3:55 pm

    @opal: Heh. Thank you, good link. (Originally had a typo, food link, which also would have been appropriate.)

    .

  315. 315.

    Lolis

    May 25, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    Smooth Criminal
    A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Stupidity
    Pride & Prejudice (perfect as is)

    Ok, I stole a song and book titles. Also, too.

  316. 316.

    Ghanima Atreides

    May 25, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    The Grudge: Run, Sarah, Run
    The Grudge II: Sarah Runs Again

  317. 317.

    jimmiraybob

    May 25, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    Is The Butt Hurt Locker clean enough? Hopefully not already taken.

  318. 318.

    Fergus mac Roich

    May 25, 2011 at 3:58 pm

    Triumph Of The Shill

  319. 319.

    Tony J

    May 25, 2011 at 3:59 pm

    Base Griftora – Resent Detective.

  320. 320.

    Registered Subversive

    May 25, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    Two More Fools for Sister Sarah
    The Color of Money: A Look at the Sarah Palin Phenomenon
    A Bridge Too Far To Nowhere
    Shake Hands With The Sarah

  321. 321.

    nepat

    May 25, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    Once Upon a Time in Real America

  322. 322.

    Halleck

    May 25, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    Half-Terminator

  323. 323.

    Rihilism

    May 25, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    Freaks

    One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble…

  324. 324.

    Allan

    May 25, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    @kamper: You win on volume and quality. Please collect your internets.

  325. 325.

    Surreal American

    May 25, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    The Shilling (Kubrick version)

  326. 326.

    onanyes

    May 25, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    Amadoofus

  327. 327.

    bago

    May 25, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    The one-terminator is hard to beat.

  328. 328.

    MCA

    May 25, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    So I Married A Syntax Murderer
    Dunces With Wolves
    She’s Gotta Have It Read To Her
    Sarah Palin: The Edge Of Reason
    You Can’t Fake It with You
    How to Make An American Quit
    Fear And Loathing In Wassila
    10,000 Things I Hate about You
    Confessions Of A Middle Age Drama Queen
    The Sisterhood Of The Drivel In Rants

  329. 329.

    jimmiraybob

    May 25, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    Runaway Train Wreck

    An ode to Runaway Train (1986), an Alaska themed movie starring Jon Voight (who I assume could be recruited for the new Sarah movie to spout equally batty wingnut speak).

  330. 330.

    Fergus mac Roich

    May 25, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    White Noise

    The Boondock Saint

    Something Wicked This Way Comes

  331. 331.

    Fergus mac Roich

    May 25, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    If I Only Had A Brain

  332. 332.

    Fergus mac Roich

    May 25, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    Terrordrone

  333. 333.

    Fergus mac Roich

    May 25, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    The Great Mistake

  334. 334.

    Ghanima Atreides

    May 25, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    Legally Braindead

    That is funnie, cuz Ross and Reihan were all mooney over Palin in the beginning, and i wrote a funnie comment called Waiting for Elle Woods.

  335. 335.

    Ghanima Atreides

    May 25, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    Shitty Woman

  336. 336.

    MarkJ

    May 25, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    The Drivel Runs Through It

  337. 337.

    Halleck

    May 25, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    Ben-Duh

  338. 338.

    Hunter Gathers

    May 25, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    My Dinner With An Idiot
    Sarah and Todd’s Excellent Adventure
    Sarah and Todd’s Bogus Journey
    The Half-Terminator
    Half-Terminator 2 : Election Day
    Half Terminator 3 : Rise Of The Morons
    They Call Me Mama Grizzly!
    This Is Sarah Palin

  339. 339.

    MomSense

    May 25, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    Lie Hard
    Lie Hard also 2
    Lie Hard with a Vengeance

  340. 340.

    freelancer

    May 25, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    Who’s Afraid of Alaskan Wolves?

  341. 341.

    Poopyman

    May 25, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    The Driveler Wears Prada

  342. 342.

    freelancer

    May 25, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    Boxcar Birther

  343. 343.

    Hawes

    May 25, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    Have we had;

    Unforgivable

  344. 344.

    Miles Tougeaux

    May 25, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    The Call of the Vile
    Atlas Winced
    Moron Becomes Electoral
    Last Bimbo in Juneau
    Wazilla’s Revenge
    Half-Terminator
    Waterhead for Elephants
    Apocalypse Soon
    Eternal Dullness of a Simple Mind
    The Goods,the Brash and the Vapid
    Buffoon
    Fargone
    Yankee Doodle Dimwit
    The Mannequin Candidate

  345. 345.

    Anoniminous

    May 25, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    The Girl With the Lip Tattoo (Also)

    The Wizardess of Odd

  346. 346.

    PKD

    May 25, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    The Unbearable Wordsalad She’s Screaming

  347. 347.

    The Tragically Flip

    May 25, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    The Brittle Shop of Horrors

  348. 348.

    Fergus mac Roich

    May 25, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    Terms of Impairment

    The Oddest Story Ever Told

    Short Of Redemption

  349. 349.

    Malron aka eclecticbrotha

    May 25, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    How do I fold all my contributions to the #PalinMovie hashtag into your hashtag?

    I noticed a couple other popular Palin movie hashtags in my feed as well

  350. 350.

    Fergus mac Roich

    May 25, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    Public Enemy

  351. 351.

    Fergus mac Roich

    May 25, 2011 at 4:50 pm

    Night Of The Moron

  352. 352.

    Ghanima Atreides

    May 25, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    Village of the Scammed

  353. 353.

    Fergus mac Roich

    May 25, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    Idiot Wind

  354. 354.

    Roger Moore

    May 25, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    @cleek:
    Shouldn’t that be “Start Making Sense”?

  355. 355.

    Fergus mac Roich

    May 25, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    The Story Of D’oh!

  356. 356.

    Charlton Heston

    May 25, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    Here are mine:

    Avatard
    I, the Fury
    American Piehole

    Thank you, I’ll be here all week.

  357. 357.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    Don’t know if any of these have been done already

    The Great White Dope
    The Paper: All of them

    “Any Which Way But Loose, ― of course in the great history of America there’s never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but ―”

  358. 358.

    The Tragically Flip

    May 25, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    Million Dollar Drill Baby Drill

  359. 359.

    YellowJournalism

    May 25, 2011 at 5:01 pm

    The Grifter Also Bitches

  360. 360.

    Fergus mac Roich

    May 25, 2011 at 5:07 pm

    Tragical Mystery Boor

  361. 361.

    The Tragically Flip

    May 25, 2011 at 5:08 pm

    Your Cheatin’ Servant’s Heart

  362. 362.

    piratedan

    May 25, 2011 at 5:39 pm

    Refudiating the Unpossible

  363. 363.

    The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said

    May 25, 2011 at 5:43 pm

    wink, the beloved country

  364. 364.

    cleek

    May 25, 2011 at 5:45 pm

    @MCA:

    Dunces With Wolves

    bravo.

  365. 365.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 5:49 pm

    Snowpocalypse Now
    After-Birth of a Nation
    The Bridge to Nowhere on the River Kwai
    One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
    Snowbilly Without a Cause

  366. 366.

    tworivers

    May 25, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    I’m digging “They Call Me Sister Fibs”

  367. 367.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    Some Like it Not

  368. 368.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 5:52 pm

    The Treasure of Trigs Madre

  369. 369.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    Who’s Afraid of the Virginia Primary?

  370. 370.

    Haiwei

    May 25, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    Million Dollar Crybaby
    (I’ll Speak) For a Few Dollars More
    Deception
    Citizen Con
    The Dim Knight
    Batsh*t Begins
    Vainglorious Bastard
    Fake Club
    Rainforest Gump
    The Shilling
    American Histrionics X
    Double Mendacity
    Dial M for Moron
    A Midsummer-Night’s Saks Comedy
    Full Mental Jackass
    Princess Mononote
    The Non-Reader
    Amores Moosos
    The Wages of Fearmongering
    Crashino
    Requiem for a Bridge
    The Treasure of the Tiara Madre
    Monty Python and the Holy Grifter
    Twister

  371. 371.

    UncertaintyVicePrincipal

    May 25, 2011 at 5:55 pm

    Atlas Never Opened

  372. 372.

    pattyp

    May 25, 2011 at 5:55 pm

    Underweird
    Underweird Also: Anti-evolution
    Underweird Also, Too: Rise of the Lichens

  373. 373.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 5:57 pm

    Wuthering Bottoms
    2012: A Race Idiocy
    To Kill And Field Dress A Mockingbird

  374. 374.

    ItAintEazy

    May 25, 2011 at 6:01 pm

    @bago:

    Not if you rename it “The Half-Terminator” ;)

  375. 375.

    momsense

    May 25, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    American Lie

  376. 376.

    tworivers

    May 25, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    Throw Mama Grizzly From the Train
    The Snowshoes of the Fisherwoman
    My Fairbanks Lady
    Vanity Fairbanks
    Forgetting Sarah Palin

  377. 377.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    American Griftery
    From Here to Obscurity
    Raiders of the Lost Surplus
    A Room with a View of Russia
    Unrefudiated (1992)

  378. 378.

    Tom C

    May 25, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    The Triumph of the Imbecile.

  379. 379.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    Atlas Shrugged and said “In what respect Charlie?”

  380. 380.

    grape_crush

    May 25, 2011 at 6:14 pm

    Children From a Lesser Todd

  381. 381.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 6:15 pm

    To Be or Not to Be also too What Was the Question?

  382. 382.

    El Cid

    May 25, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    “Full Mental Jackass”: that’s awesome.

    As are so many others, but for the moment “Shitty Woman”.

  383. 383.

    El Cid

    May 25, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    @grape_crush: That’s awesome.

  384. 384.

    Carl Nyberg

    May 25, 2011 at 6:19 pm

    Confederacy of Dunce
    Le Miserable
    Sarah Palin Raw
    Alan Keyes, the Sequel
    Oil, Appalachia and an Incomplete Coalition
    An Insufficient Coalition After an Incomplete Term
    The Audacity of Hoping For an Easy Opponent
    Saving Governor Palin
    Soylent Mean
    Confessions of a Successful Quitter
    Don’t Cry For Me, Alaska
    Matchstick Governor
    Crash Test Dummy’s Excellent Adventure
    Have Scam, Will Travel
    Quitting Sarah Palin
    Almost Elected
    A Bridge Too Mean
    Waiting for Sarah Palin
    Leave Sarah Alone!
    High Loon
    Oops Dreams
    Four Campaigns and a Movie
    Lady of the Flies
    Mutiny on the Exxon Valdez
    Thank You For Hating (Black People)
    Field of Schemes
    Ordinary Grifters
    Shootout at the GOP Corral
    Who Killed Sarah Palin?
    Midnight Cowgirl
    I Have Not Yet Begun to Scam!
    Wag the Moose
    Planet of the Rubes
    A Tale of Two Grifters
    $end $arah $$$
    White People Can’t Think

  385. 385.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 6:24 pm

    That was fun. Can we do it now with Newt, before he drops out?

  386. 386.

    Angry Geometer

    May 25, 2011 at 6:27 pm

    The Fatuous and the Incurious II: Snowbilly Grift

  387. 387.

    Akadad

    May 25, 2011 at 6:36 pm

    Wag the Moose

    Lol

    The Calvinball Diaries

  388. 388.

    Thoughtcrime

    May 25, 2011 at 6:36 pm

    Some of mine from the other thread that I haven’t seen here:

    Palin’s Labyrinth
    Wingnuts Of Desire
    Fall of the House of Musher
    Lie, Lie, My Darling
    Run Loud Run Shallow
    Erase-Her-Head
    The Wasilla Skank Redemption
    Fraud Runner
    Elephant Woman
    A Starburst Is Born
    The Immoral Mrs. Tease
    Mondo Brainless
    Mama Grizzly Dearest
    It’s A Wonderful Lie
    Valley of the Dolts
    The Adventures of Caribou Barbie Across the GOP Convention
    The Decline of Western Civilization III: The Palin Years
    The Worst of Everything
    Sarah, or the 120 Days of Palin
    The Treasure of the Sarah Con Game
    Long Con Sarah
    Paper Loon

  389. 389.

    Three-nineteen

    May 25, 2011 at 6:58 pm

    Apocalypse 2012

    (edited for spelling)

  390. 390.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    May 25, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    Apocalyptoo, also

  391. 391.

    ABL

    May 25, 2011 at 7:22 pm

    Brains Wide Shut

    The Beverly Snowbillies

  392. 392.

    ABL

    May 25, 2011 at 7:23 pm

    @grape_crush: brilliant.

  393. 393.

    cckids

    May 25, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    @shortstop:

    I don’t care that it will cost me money that will go to the Bank of Palin. I have to see this:

    Maybe we could make it into a group experience, ala Rocky Horror? Throw snowballs, snark along, add a musical number?

  394. 394.

    grape_crush

    May 25, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    @ABL: Thanks, but this whole thread is outstanding.

  395. 395.

    Philbert

    May 25, 2011 at 7:40 pm

    Forgo
    Inane Secrets of the Yahoo Sisterhood
    Lost & Spacey
    Unknowing
    Birth of a Nutcase
    Rockhead (Rockhead II, Rockhead III, etc.)
    Total Recoil
    Breaker Moron
    Slow White & the Seven Dwarves
    Specious
    The Liar in Winter
    The Liar King
    Definitely, Maybe–Not!

    (This is just too damn easy!)

  396. 396.

    slightly-peeved

    May 25, 2011 at 7:51 pm

    Sorry if these have been done (and just plain sorry about the second one) but
    the sh#te runner
    dumb moose pander

  397. 397.

    Philbert

    May 25, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    Witless for the Persecution
    Birther of a Nation
    America Is Where, Wolf, In London?

  398. 398.

    grape_crush

    May 25, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    The Prig Bimbowski

  399. 399.

    The Tragically Flip

    May 25, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    @MCA: “So I Married A Syntax Murderer”

    This needed more love.

  400. 400.

    Doug Woodard

    May 25, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    A Con is Born

  401. 401.

    grape_crush

    May 25, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    “Toddy Heat”

  402. 402.

    DavidG

    May 25, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    The Story Of D’Oh.

    Book

  403. 403.

    DavidG

    May 25, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    — Oops. I meant, “Movie.” You don’t want to read the book. It’s a pop-up.

    — I Clod-ius.

  404. 404.

    grape_crush

    May 25, 2011 at 8:18 pm

    “Fool Hand Fluke”

  405. 405.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    Breaker Moron
    The Story Of D’Oh.
    So I Married A Syntax Murderer”

    above are win

    also too maybe,
    Sarah: She Wolf of the Tea Party

    Nah? I bet William Kristal would pay to see it. Twice. With a box of kleenex too also. (because its a tear jerker?)

  406. 406.

    Philbert

    May 25, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    GallupPollMe
    Dead Precedents
    Liar, Liar. Liar Liar Liar. Liar!… Liar…
    Fright of the Intruder
    Batty*21
    Three Men and a Baby

  407. 407.

    DavidG

    May 25, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    Anger Mismanagement.

    The Sociopath Network

  408. 408.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    2,000,000 Fools For Sister Sarah

  409. 409.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 8:29 pm

    GallupPollMe

    Good one

  410. 410.

    grape_crush

    May 25, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    @gocart mozart: Nice!

  411. 411.

    grape_crush

    May 25, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    “The Not-So-Great Dictator”

  412. 412.

    DavidG

    May 25, 2011 at 8:37 pm

    Spray Anything.

    The Kids Are All Right-Wing.

    Cape Sneer.

  413. 413.

    jimmiraybob

    May 25, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    Dumb Day Afternoon

    It’s about a grift gone bad

  414. 414.

    The Tragically Flip

    May 25, 2011 at 8:45 pm

    @DavidG: “The Kids Are All Right-Wing.”

    There’s still gold in this mine yet!

  415. 415.

    matt

    May 25, 2011 at 8:45 pm

    The Killing Coneheads

  416. 416.

    DavidG

    May 25, 2011 at 8:48 pm

    Don’t Tell Mom The Baby Quitter’s Fled.

  417. 417.

    grape_crush

    May 25, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    “La Dolt-e Vita”

  418. 418.

    Alea Iacta Est

    May 25, 2011 at 9:10 pm

    The Boondocks Taint.
    The Life Moronic, With Also Too.
    28 Candidacies Later.
    3000 Miles to.. Somewhere?

  419. 419.

    Dillon

    May 25, 2011 at 9:10 pm

    Sled Dog Millionaire

  420. 420.

    DavidG

    May 25, 2011 at 9:14 pm

    La Dolce Evita.

  421. 421.

    Philbert

    May 25, 2011 at 9:15 pm

    In Her Majesty’s Secret Servers: The Emails of Sarah Palin

  422. 422.

    maven

    May 25, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    Coma

  423. 423.

    maven

    May 25, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    White Wash

  424. 424.

    shacklett

    May 25, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    Cry-Baby Mama
    Barb Liar
    Tinker, Failer, Folder, Spy
    The Moose Hangs High
    Popeye the Failer
    Pig Millions

  425. 425.

    Haiweiad

    May 25, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    Liarfox
    Failfox
    Great Failroad Adventures: Alaska
    Failroaded (starring Hugh Beaumont)
    So Proudly We Fail
    The Bridges of Ketchikan County
    This Gun for Liar
    In the Line of Liar
    Half-Terminator Also: Bad Judgment Day

  426. 426.

    Tom C

    May 25, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    Half-terms of Employment

  427. 427.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 9:37 pm

    Sled Dog Millionaire

    I like this one.

  428. 428.

    Something Stupid This Way Comes | Ben Cisco

    May 25, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    It seems the unintended comedy of the GOP 2012 primary field is about to take a quantum leap: Quitzilla is about to star in a movie about (wait for it….) herself. The title leaves a lot to be desired; Luckily, the Balloon Juice commentariat is all over it. Make sure you put food and drink down first, and whatever size popcorn bucket you’ve got, you’re gonna need a bigger one.

  429. 429.

    Some Guy

    May 25, 2011 at 9:39 pm

    10 Things You Hate About Me
    Of Moose and Mean
    The Undeparted
    All of Them
    Gotcha
    Sunset Access Road
    The Madness of Queen Sarah
    That Thing I Do Badly

  430. 430.

    sydneyapplebaum

    May 25, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    Abbott and Costello meet Dr. Jekyll and Sarah Palin

  431. 431.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 9:47 pm

    The Chronicles of Sarah: The Lying Witch and the Wardrobe

  432. 432.

    shacklett

    May 25, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    They Were Expensible

  433. 433.

    Svensker

    May 25, 2011 at 9:49 pm

    I go away for 36 hours and you guys come up with comedy gold. I’m crying here.

  434. 434.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    The Non Sense

  435. 435.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 9:53 pm

    The Irrefutables

  436. 436.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    The Irreputables?

  437. 437.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    S.P. the Extra-Special Terrestrial

  438. 438.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    May 25, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    How about some (altered) song titles for the movie title?

    Don’t Fear the Reaper
    Armageddon It, Too
    If I can’t be Number One in your Life, then I’ll Number Two on You
    You Better, You Bet(cha)
    If Brains were Oil, My Crankcase would be Dry
    I got the Ring and You got the Finger

  439. 439.

    The Tragically Flip

    May 25, 2011 at 10:03 pm

    The Barely English Speaking Patient

  440. 440.

    Tom in TN

    May 25, 2011 at 10:07 pm

    First try seems to have gotten lost in moderation.

    My offers:

    An American Embarrass

    Strange Brood

    The Incredible Shrinking Woman

    The Gang That Couldn’t Think Straight

  441. 441.

    gocart mozart

    May 25, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    Palin Wars Episode III – Revenge of the Trig.

    Too far?

  442. 442.

    Zero

    May 25, 2011 at 10:15 pm

    Poop Fiction

  443. 443.

    The Tragically Flip

    May 25, 2011 at 10:26 pm

    Cool Handprompter Luke

  444. 444.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 25, 2011 at 10:34 pm

    Dumb and Meth

  445. 445.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 25, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    Palinstorm: The Destruction of John McCain

  446. 446.

    Philbert

    May 25, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    Nordstrom by Nordstrom-west
    The Big Easy-Out
    The Crying Shame
    Starship GOPers
    The Simpletons Movie
    In the Heat of the Nut
    Highlander II: The Quittening
    Sarah, Prayin’ and Fail
    Untruth and No Consequences, AK

    (God help me, I can’t stop thinking of these. Stop me before I pun again!)

  447. 447.

    Philbert

    May 25, 2011 at 11:15 pm

    Juneau What You Did Last Summer
    It’s a Wonderful Lie

    (Crap, now I’m going through lists of old Oscar nominees!)

    My Fail Lady
    They Shoot Horses from Helicopters, Don’t They?

    (OK, now I’ll stop.)

    Nutwork
    Raging Bullsh*t

    (Seriously)

    Children of a Loser GOP
    The Thin Red Lie

    (Ok, now!)

  448. 448.

    Max Power

    May 26, 2011 at 12:00 am

    @cleek:

    The sun also rises, too

    Perfect.

    Also, too…

    The Freakin’ Queen
    The Wizard of AZ
    Pancho Wasilla
    Scrutiny on the Bounty
    Of Moose and Men

  449. 449.

    Max Power

    May 26, 2011 at 12:24 am

    Gone with the Gotcha Question
    Born on the First of April
    Hannah and her sisters, Snowflake, Ripcord, and Lugnut

  450. 450.

    Steeplejack

    May 26, 2011 at 12:41 am

    @Philbert:

    Breaker Moron Moran

    Fix’d to conform to Balloon Juice style.

  451. 451.

    DavidG

    May 26, 2011 at 12:58 am

    My final entry:

    Days Of Whine And Poses.

    Did any of you people ever write jokes for the Washington Post’s Style Invitational contest? I was a regular there in the 90s. Thanks for the memories!

  452. 452.

    MCA

    May 26, 2011 at 1:02 am

    If I ever come across a thread half as hilarious as this one again, I’ll die a happy man. @Tragically Flip – “The Barely English Speaking Patient” literally brought tears to my eyes. That one was unexpected. Y’all are on one hell of a roll tonight. Looking back on all of these, I’m becoming more enamored of “In What Regard, Charlie Brown?” the more I envision Palin as Lucy. But I still think it’s hard to beat “You’ve Got Fail.”

    Cole, I think you should pick your favorite 25 or so and somebody figure out how to put up a poll.

  453. 453.

    Vlad

    May 26, 2011 at 1:48 am

    The Lyin’ in Winter
    FOXy Clown
    I Spit on Your Brain
    Blame Runner
    Zulu Dusk

  454. 454.

    Polarmax

    May 26, 2011 at 2:50 am

    Joan of Ack: The TextMessager

  455. 455.

    kas

    May 26, 2011 at 4:27 am

    Spamlet in Lipstick
    State Unfair
    Born in the USA; Health Care in Canada
    Maverick II
    A Tale of Two Quitties
    Razing Arizona

  456. 456.

    Mrs. Polly

    May 26, 2011 at 5:49 am

    I already added the first to Twitter, but just wanted to be part of this historic (hysteric) thread:

    Low Rents Of Wasilla
    Revision Of The Shoddy Bitchers
    The Big Schnorr
    Lassie Go Home
    Moondingbat
    The Shills Have Lies
    Mrs. Maneuver

    (x-posting them on the Rumproast Balloon Juice Tribute thread~~yay for all y’all)

  457. 457.

    dbc

    May 26, 2011 at 6:26 am

    Raspalin

  458. 458.

    Rico Unsuave

    May 26, 2011 at 7:22 am

    “True Grit, err, Quit”

    “True Quit”

  459. 459.

    onanyes

    May 26, 2011 at 8:27 am

    “Dances with Dead Wolves”

    (Lois, a friend of mine requested that I submit this one)

  460. 460.

    Andrew

    May 26, 2011 at 8:40 am

    I put these three on twitter yesterday:

    American Shooty

    Codger and Me

    Crash

  461. 461.

    Haiwei

    May 26, 2011 at 9:09 am

    Fools Cash In

  462. 462.

    Haiwei

    May 26, 2011 at 9:31 am

    Outslander
    Mudhoney (h/t to Russ Meyer)

  463. 463.

    4jkb4ia

    May 26, 2011 at 9:48 am

    Ouch. “Legends of the Fail”. That was everything I was getting at, without the prophetess aspect.

    And “Brain Simple” is genius.

  464. 464.

    oddjob

    May 26, 2011 at 10:23 am

    Harold and Fraud

  465. 465.

    jgaxx

    May 26, 2011 at 11:02 am

    It should be named after the one great book, “The Babel”!

  466. 466.

    lone1c

    May 26, 2011 at 11:13 am

    Eats, Shoots, and Leaves Office. . . .

  467. 467.

    Wes F. in Hapeville

    May 26, 2011 at 11:16 am

    A friend suggests: Scamadeus

    WF

  468. 468.

    Karin

    May 26, 2011 at 11:24 am

    Kook of the North. (harking back to Robert J. Flaherty)

  469. 469.

    Michael

    May 26, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Mexican-Proof Fence
    Sarah in Blunderland
    All the President’s Men Will Need Palin-to-English Dictionaries
    I Shot a Wolf From a Helicopter
    The Shipping News is Another Newspaper That I Read
    Wall Street: Contributors Never Sleep
    Wannabe-Star Wars: Return of the Levi
    Fantastic Mr. Fox Always Asks Me Pre-Screened Questions
    Half-Terms of Endearment
    Weekend at Johnny’s

  470. 470.

    Karin

    May 26, 2011 at 11:39 am

    Or, how about “Rednecks on a Plane”?

  471. 471.

    Keith

    May 26, 2011 at 11:41 am

    Because of the theme of the film from which this title is made, and it’s generally awful production values, and, also, too it’s take versus budget.

    (Fancy Pageant) Walker

  472. 472.

    Rob Mac K

    May 26, 2011 at 11:41 am

    Clueless II, Also

  473. 473.

    LibertyLover

    May 26, 2011 at 11:51 am

    ConAirhead

  474. 474.

    JK

    May 26, 2011 at 11:52 am

    Saving Sistah Sarah !

  475. 475.

    Karin

    May 26, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Gunga Dim

  476. 476.

    LibertyLover

    May 26, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    The Pride and the Palin

    Days Of Whine and Roses

  477. 477.

    Jason

    May 26, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    Dumbo.

  478. 478.

    Karin

    May 26, 2011 at 12:33 pm

    Princess Monomania (for the anime fans)

  479. 479.

    Sven Golli

    May 26, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    The Search for Schlock
    DUMB-ASS!
    Bad Governor

  480. 480.

    GinaM

    May 26, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    My contribution….”Grifters Delight”…since she knows ALL the words to “Rappers Delight”…I would love to hear her version!

  481. 481.

    Comrade Misfit

    May 26, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    I posted these in the earlier thread, I did not realize that it continued over to here.

    So:

    The Palin of the Vanities
    The Guns of Wasilla, with its sequel- Force Quit from Wasilla
    Charge Card at Tiffany’s
    The Sum of All Delusions
    PreznitQuest
    The Hunt for Red Murrica

  482. 482.

    Sven Golli

    May 26, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    Oh, I forgot that Ayn Rand classic:

    The Figurehead.

  483. 483.

    Comrade Misfit

    May 26, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    Palin- Cultural Delusions of Alaska Make Benefit Glorious State of Arizona

  484. 484.

    Comrade Misfit

    May 26, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    They Were Unintelligible

  485. 485.

    Stogoe

    May 26, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    @Chyron HR: Are we sure that’s not already taken by Ann Althouse? Wait, that would be Mrs. Horrible’s Wine-Along Blog. Sorry.

  486. 486.

    Shawn

    May 26, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    I hear the film is going to be a “found footage” documentary called Palinormal Activity.

  487. 487.

    kbanginmotown

    May 26, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    True Grift
    2000 Miles to Anchorage
    The Golddigger’s Moxie
    Dumbest.

  488. 488.

    Tanya Arthur

    May 26, 2011 at 2:33 pm

    @4tehlulz: I love your trilogy especially “Return of the Dumbass”. You made me snortle :)

  489. 489.

    al

    May 26, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    True Snit

  490. 490.

    LibertyLover

    May 26, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    The Quittenator

  491. 491.

    Margo

    May 26, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    Here are some to make you smile:

    Electric Horses**t
    As Gross As It Gets
    Bowling for Wasilla
    Romancing the Dunce

  492. 492.

    Sven Golli

    May 26, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    The Fast & The Fraudulent

  493. 493.

    T. Brightwater

    May 26, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest
    Fear of a Black President
    GOP Plan From Outer Space
    Half-Assed and Furious
    Clueless in Wasila
    Indecipherable
    The Bungle Book

    @ lone1c – I really like “Eats, Shoots, and Leaves Office”!

  494. 494.

    msirt

    May 26, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    Snow Blight
    Scary Plotter
    Sarah la Dunce

  495. 495.

    teddy

    May 26, 2011 at 7:23 pm

    Out of Anywhere But Africa

  496. 496.

    The Philomath

    May 26, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    1. All Talky on the Northern Front
    2. Lipstick on a Pygmalion
    3. Eternal Spots on the Sunless Mind
    4. Alaska Confidential

    And I can’t believe nobody has brought up The Aristocrats. You even get to keep some of the details.

  497. 497.

    travy

    May 26, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    the grapes of graft
    slinging in the mud
    making up baby
    who’s afraid of shooting a wolf?
    the alaskan queen
    it’s all about my fucking mother: bristol’s story
    gone with the whine
    M*I*L*F
    nonsense of sarabia
    2012: a spaced oddity
    snow whitey and her 5 fucked up kids
    a snowplow named desire
    the moose hunter
    american graft
    meet me in wasilla
    seven bribes for seven dollars

    :/rimshot: tip the veal

  498. 498.

    Buck Mulligan

    May 26, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    This seems too obvious:

    Birthers of a Nation

    Or…

    We’re All Raising Arizonans Now

  499. 499.

    Jim O

    May 26, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    Brainless Nacho seeks dejection

  500. 500.

    pezz

    May 26, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    Star Whores
    On Golden Pond Scum
    Grand Moron-o
    Mrs. Shit Goes to Washington
    Peter Panned
    The Lovely Bonehead
    Sarahnora

  501. 501.

    Susan Kitchens

    May 26, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    I Know That You Quit Last Summer
    I Still Know that you Quit Last Summer
    Grifter Parade
    Basket Case
    Erased Her Head
    Idle Brains
    Pathology
    The Shills Have Lies
    Return of the Levi Dad
    GloryStalker
    The Grudge
    Unteachable
    Crazy as Hell
    The Real America-Ville Horror
    I am Legend (In my own mind)
    Repulsion
    Word Salad: Lost in Translation
    Truth: It’s Inconvenient
    The Great Brain Robbery
    Sarah and Fox: For a Few Dollars More
    The Assassination of Queen Esther by the Coward Media Horde
    South of Fishhook, Wasilla the Shrill
    The Magnificent Word Salad
    The Mom who Shot Life Liberty and our Free Market Principles, Also Too.
    All the pretty Clothes Horses
    Max Pain
    Fulltime Shiller
    High Heels and Low Lies
    Mean Machine
    Malice: Killer Instinct
    The Fast and the Furious Word Salad
    The Farce and the Furious
    Wasilla’s Queen of the Dudgeon
    The English Language Patient

  502. 502.

    Mark Halfmoon

    May 27, 2011 at 12:13 am

    Palin Comparison

  503. 503.

    hisgirlfriday

    May 27, 2011 at 2:11 am

    2011: A Space Cadet Odyssey
    The Absent-Minded Professor Hater
    An Affair to Refudiate
    Caribou on a Hot Tin Roof
    Cruel Bad Joke
    Dances With Wolves that Have Been Shot Dead From a Plane
    The Day the Earth Stood Shrill
    Death of a Nation
    The Great Dictator II
    Lie Hard
    She’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Girl

  504. 504.

    FLAProgressive

    May 27, 2011 at 2:43 am

    The Victimhood of the Traveling Dunce

  505. 505.

    DavidG

    May 27, 2011 at 2:46 am

    The Red Shoes Diahrea

  506. 506.

    DavidG

    May 27, 2011 at 2:54 am

    Me, Myself, and I Scheme.

    Spelbownd

    The Freshman, Parts I, II, III, and IV.

  507. 507.

    Mark Mason

    May 27, 2011 at 3:21 am

    High Buffoon

  508. 508.

    Rainer

    May 27, 2011 at 9:10 am

    “Who’s jailin’ Palin ?”

  509. 509.

    Rainer

    May 27, 2011 at 9:45 am

    Doom
    Honey, I shrunk the ..er..mm.. brains !
    Back is the Future !

  510. 510.

    scioto

    May 27, 2011 at 11:26 am

    Tea With Mooselini

  511. 511.

    Wagner

    May 27, 2011 at 11:48 am

    Lots more winners can be found here.

  512. 512.

    msirt

    May 27, 2011 at 11:51 am

    OK Here’s the classic film:

    For Whom the Belle Trolls

  513. 513.

    richardsan

    May 27, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    just thought of this one, on the crapper:
    “The Blouse That Roared”

  514. 514.

    Claire

    May 27, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    Gone with the Moose…

  515. 515.

    Ed Overman

    May 27, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    On the road to nowhere

  516. 516.

    Tim in SF

    May 27, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    You’ve Got Fail!

  517. 517.

    Deborah

    May 27, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    Caked Alaska

  518. 518.

    Sam

    May 27, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    V for vague
    E-VAIN
    My Big fat greed failure
    Bugger, I Shrunk the Party
    The Failure’s speech

  519. 519.

    AC in BC

    May 27, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    Two Mewls for Sister Sarah
    The Nonreader
    Every Which Way But Lucid
    The Hustler

  520. 520.

    Vanine

    May 27, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    The Taming of the Shill
    Young Pallinstein
    Sarah Appalling and and the Deathly Panels
    The War of the Drones

  521. 521.

    Karen Greenbaum-Maya

    May 27, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    The Four Cheerleaders of the Apocalypse.

    GlenBecky GlenRuse.

    Pistol-Packin’ Mama.

  522. 522.

    BLC

    May 27, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    Dumb and Dumber
    Forgetting Sarah Palin
    Divine Secrets of the Yo-Yo Sisterhood
    John and Sarah’s Big Misadventure

  523. 523.

    Karen Greenbaum-Maya

    May 27, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    @hisgirlfriday: Admiring very hard!

  524. 524.

    bill n

    May 27, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    Paliens

  525. 525.

    crosspalms

    May 27, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    Razing Arizona
    There Will Be Blunders
    Raging Belle
    Eternal Sunshine of the Mindless Spot
    Dumb Slog Millionaire
    Atlas Shrugged Again
    Snow Country for Old Men
    The Story of OMG
    The Incredible Lightness of Being Me
    Sled Dog Day Afternoon
    The Creature from the White Lagoon
    Even More Lost in Space

  526. 526.

    paul loatman

    May 27, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    Home of the Blame
    It Takes Too to Tangle
    A View from the Bridge [To Russia]
    Moose Bull
    Sarah of Rabies-a
    Wailin’ with Palin
    The Egg on My Face and I
    Wrecker in The Rye
    No Light in August

  527. 527.

    freethinker12

    May 27, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    Forgettable Sarah Palin

  528. 528.

    msirt

    May 27, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    The Long, Long Trailer

  529. 529.

    msirt

    May 27, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    The Last Angry Ma’am.
    Vanity Fare
    Preacher’s Pet
    Ma’am of “You Betcha”.
    The Hunt for Red November
    Shame
    The Louse that Roared

  530. 530.

    Epicurus33

    May 27, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    America Loves a Quitter!

  531. 531.

    Tweed

    May 27, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    The World Is Not Enough

  532. 532.

    msirt

    May 27, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    The Dumb Luck Club

  533. 533.

    MaBlair

    May 27, 2011 at 2:54 pm

    The Chariots of Ire

  534. 534.

    James Davis

    May 27, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    2008: A Spaced out Candidate
    Casaflunka
    No Intelligence Allowed
    Saving Paul Ryan
    Bore-a! Bore-a! Bore-a!
    Mrs. Palin Doesn’t go to Washington
    Yetisburg
    Hacks and Generals
    Victory through Teabagging
    The Godmother
    Der Huntergang
    Titanic II
    Minds Wide Shut
    Atlas Sighed
    Bridge over the Narrows Tongass

  535. 535.

    rjv

    May 27, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    The Last Reduction

  536. 536.

    rjv

    May 27, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    Beach Blanket BabbleOn
    Plan None from Outer Wasilla

  537. 537.

    Charley James

    May 27, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    Sorry if any of these have been used … I didn’t have time to read all of the posts:

    For Whom The Tweets Toll
    The Abominator
    Frisky Business
    Breakfast At Tiffany’s With Newt
    Half-Life
    State Trooper – The Sequel
    You Betcha Life (TV Adaptation)
    Wasilla Nights
    Sarah’s Andromeda Strain
    The Palin Identity (in the works, a sequel: The Palin Inferiority)
    The Pipleine Redemption
    Fast Times At Birther High
    A Fistful Of Dollars From My PAC
    For A Few Dollars More From The Kochs’

    This is too much fun for a Friday afternoon.

  538. 538.

    msirt

    May 27, 2011 at 3:13 pm

    Journey to the Center of the Dearth

  539. 539.

    msirt

    May 27, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    THe Greatest Story Ever Sold.

  540. 540.

    Joe Gould

    May 27, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    Bridge On The River? Why?

    The Entertainer

    My Dinner With…Nevermind

    Babette’s Heist

    Topsy Turvy

    The Killing Fields

    A Face In The Crowd, Part Deux

    The Lyin in Winter

    Love and Dearth

    Elmer Palintry

    They Shoot Moose, Don’t They?

    Sad-night, Cowboy!

    We Wish To Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed

    Out of Alaska

  541. 541.

    crosspalms

    May 27, 2011 at 3:20 pm

    Bachmann-Palin-Overdrive will do the soundtrack

  542. 542.

    i1dci92

    May 27, 2011 at 3:44 pm

    “The Manure Whisperer”

  543. 543.

    crosspalms

    May 27, 2011 at 3:44 pm

    Field of Dweebs

  544. 544.

    i1dci92

    May 27, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    “Apocalypse Whut?”

  545. 545.

    droog

    May 27, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    Se8en

  546. 546.

    realdim

    May 27, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    The Faming of the Shrew

  547. 547.

    Douglas

    May 27, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    Bad MILF Hunting

    (sorry if already posted)

  548. 548.

    EdH

    May 27, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    @buckydoc: Being There II gets my vote (I’m just not sure the II is necessary :)

  549. 549.

    Natalie Sleeth

    May 27, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    My Goof

  550. 550.

    realdim

    May 27, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    Merchant of Venom.

  551. 551.

    Rebel 16

    May 27, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    Dunning vs. Kruger

  552. 552.

    crosspalms

    May 27, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    Permafrost/Nixon
    Bebamboozled
    Monty Python’s Life of Buyin’
    Mewlin’ Rogue
    Petty in Pink
    Coy Story

  553. 553.

    Some Guy

    May 27, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    Atlas Yawned

  554. 554.

    johnbtrask

    May 27, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    The Old Man and the She

  555. 555.

    Some Guy

    May 27, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

  556. 556.

    Some Guy

    May 27, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    Yawn of the Dead

  557. 557.

    jbob

    May 27, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    @Three-nineteen:

    National Lampoon’s Presidential Candidate

    Har har. Kudos my friend.

  558. 558.

    Thrutch

    May 27, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    John Waters has 2 film names that need no adaptation
    Mondo Trasho
    Serial Mom

    And then a minor change gets us
    Sarah B. Demented

    Oh, Divine, why did you leave us? Sarah is the role you were born to play

  559. 559.

    Waay Out West

    May 27, 2011 at 5:03 pm

    Tiny Bubbles in Her Mind

    (think Don Ho)

  560. 560.

    MinuteMan

    May 27, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    The McCain Ticket: Dumb and Dumbest

  561. 561.

    David Noyes

    May 27, 2011 at 5:39 pm

    Sarah Wars 3: Revenge of Sithster Palin
    American Graffiti Laundered & Propagandized
    Batman and Batty Woman
    The Big, Never-ending Chill
    Birth of a Nation Ruining Dictator
    Bring Me The Head of Sarah Palin, Please
    The Cabinet of Governor Asshat
    Close Encounters of the Worst Kind
    Rat People
    Crimes and Misdemeanors and Felonies and Insanity and…
    The Departed 2: If Only!
    The Killing Fields 2: The U.S. Under President Palin
    Little Big Bitch
    Vampyr 2: Return of the Bloodsucker
    The Would-Be Thief of Bagdad’s Oil Fields
    Women and Men and An Entire Nation On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown

    I was surprised how many movie titles need no alteration to apply to this cretin: such as…

    The Butcher
    The Awful Truth
    Beat The Devil
    Natural Born Killer
    There Will Be Blood

    —

    My Facebook friends are chiming in w/some good ones:

    Apocalypse Now
    All About Sleeze
    Psycho-ette
    Scam by Me
    On the Waver Front
    Hello Dummy
    Pubs and Prejudice
    Fright Club
    Gone With the Windbag
    Throw GrandMomma From the Gravy Train
    To Kill Every Kind of Bird
    The Lyin’ in Winter
    Stealing Minnesota
    Some Like It Shot
    From Here to Maternity
    The Blindsided
    The Trigg Lebowski
    Guess Who’s Slumming for Dinner?
    Five Sleazy Pieces
    Displeasure of the Sarah Madre
    To Have and Have Shot
    The Schtick-Up Artist
    A Schlockwork Orange
    2011–A Spaced-Out Odyssey
    With Six You Get Steamrolled
    The Palm Greased Story
    The Louse That Whored
    Double Condemnity
    The Toddfather
    Shadow of a Lout
    To Slur With Love
    A Day at the Rascists
    Mrs.Twit goes to Washington
    Two for the Road Kill
    Citizen Shame

  562. 562.

    MinuteMan

    May 27, 2011 at 5:41 pm

    o The Wrong Stuff

    o Psycho

    o 2012: A Spaced Odyssey

    o Greedy

    o Any which way but truth

  563. 563.

    Jack Abramoff

    May 27, 2011 at 5:53 pm

    I posted over on Krugman’s blog, I’ll quote myself here:

    “Everybody Shrugged”

    “Pirates of the Aleutian”

    “The Old and the Furious”

    “Beer for My Grizzlies”

    “On the Russian Waterfront”

  564. 564.

    Charles Callaghan

    May 27, 2011 at 5:55 pm

    Quote Me If You Can

  565. 565.

    Adam C

    May 27, 2011 at 6:19 pm

    This film is rated PG-13 by the Motion Picture Association of Real America.

  566. 566.

    Steve Hammock

    May 27, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    Catch Her in the Lie

  567. 567.

    Cat Lady

    May 27, 2011 at 6:26 pm

    @i1dci92:

    LOL

  568. 568.

    Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal

    May 27, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    sisterhood of the travelling expense report

  569. 569.

    Marcia

    May 27, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    Blow Me
    Or the real title Blow Up probably just as good.

  570. 570.

    SRC

    May 27, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    can’t read ’em all; my apologies if this has already been offered:

    “Autoliography”

  571. 571.

    Dontcha Know

    May 27, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    Say Yes to the Mess
    Say Yes to the Stress
    An Inconvenient Goof
    Jurassic Park 4, Drill Baby Drill

  572. 572.

    Michelle

    May 27, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    “The Quitter”
    “O Governor, where art thou?”
    “Mis-Adaptation”
    “Demento”

  573. 573.

    Sarah Plain

    May 27, 2011 at 9:44 pm

    A Futile Full Mind

    Nonsense and Inability

    Gulp Fiction

  574. 574.

    AlanDownunder

    May 27, 2011 at 9:50 pm

    The Pall of the Wild

  575. 575.

    AlanDownunder

    May 27, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    Lassie Go Home

  576. 576.

    AlanDownunder

    May 27, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    Being Where?

  577. 577.

    GoldGlove

    May 27, 2011 at 10:07 pm

    Gall Street
    Crouching Liar, Hidden Agenda
    Dolt Mountain

  578. 578.

    Wellbredred

    May 27, 2011 at 10:12 pm

    The Imbecile Strikes Back

  579. 579.

    JayDub

    May 27, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    Palindrone
    Hullabully
    The Girl who Couldn’t Talk Straight
    Wasilla: Valley of the Gall
    Gotchaca

  580. 580.

    Zubik

    May 27, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    Northern X-poseur

  581. 581.

    John Q

    May 27, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    (In tribute to Russ Meyer)

    Faster Mama Grizzly, Kill Kill!

  582. 582.

    Paul

    May 27, 2011 at 11:18 pm

    Grate Expectations.

  583. 583.

    Patti

    May 27, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    Lace 2
    Poising Hivey
    Super H8
    The Shirk

  584. 584.

    OKthen

    May 28, 2011 at 12:45 am

    Dancing With Shooting Wolves From Airplanes

  585. 585.

    Ace

    May 28, 2011 at 12:49 am

    The Half-Terminator

  586. 586.

    xian

    May 28, 2011 at 12:54 am

    babble without a pause

  587. 587.

    xian

    May 28, 2011 at 1:07 am

    2008: a lame odyssey

  588. 588.

    xian

    May 28, 2011 at 1:14 am

    the lamest club

  589. 589.

    John Q

    May 28, 2011 at 1:44 am

    Journey to the Renter of the Birth
    Run Loud, Run Shallow
    Casa Blanka
    A Passage to Indifference
    Pulp Faction
    Ratatatouille
    Always Cry Wolf
    Intolerance
    The Perils of Palin
    Blight of the Huntress
    The Bridge on the River – Why?
    Some Like Her Not
    To Mock a Killing Bird
    My Unfair Lady
    The Cable Gal
    From Here to Maternity
    The Sixth Nonsense
    Grand Illusion
    Gone With the Whine
    The Nightmare Before Christians
    The Dulling

  590. 590.

    John Q

    May 28, 2011 at 2:04 am

    It’s a Blunderful Life
    A Woman for No Reason
    The NonCommitments

    (From previous list – make that
    Grand Illusions)

  591. 591.

    Bystander 75

    May 28, 2011 at 2:28 am

    Dumber and Dumberer

  592. 592.

    Knives05

    May 28, 2011 at 3:24 am

    Throw Mama Grizzly From the Train

  593. 593.

    Knives05

    May 28, 2011 at 3:31 am

    Craptastic Mrs. Fox
    Captain Palin: The Worst Agenger
    The Never Ending Campaign Trail

  594. 594.

    Knives05

    May 28, 2011 at 3:58 am

    Inglorious Turd
    American Psycho
    Beetlegrift
    Ghost Writer
    Drag The Country to Hell
    The Princess Dunce
    Bridge to Nowhere On the River Kwai

  595. 595.

    Dontcha know too also

    May 28, 2011 at 6:05 am

    Voyage to the bottom of the barrel.

  596. 596.

    Dontcha know too also

    May 28, 2011 at 6:05 am

    Voyage to the bottom of the barrel.

  597. 597.

    Bryce in Seattle

    May 28, 2011 at 6:18 am

    Million Dollar Babel
    Incorrigible Bastards
    The Winking Game
    Lord of Wardrobe
    Ms Taken

  598. 598.

    Dontcha know too also

    May 28, 2011 at 8:53 am

    13 Days: The Sara Palin Presidency, before she resigned due to corruption charges.

    Confessions of a Wasteaholic
    27 Dresses Too, I. Have Nothing to Wear
    Das Goat
    Bushtanic 3, The Return to Bushtanic 2
    Joe the Plumber Versus The Volcano
    Deadliest Catch: The One That Should’ve Been Thrown Back
    Wassila Belle
    The Lady That Stares Like Goats

  599. 599.

    CoinKoin

    May 28, 2011 at 8:58 am

    Twenty Thousand Leagues under Everything
    Yesterday Never Dies
    Monty Python Holy Fail
    White Snow and the Seven Farces

  600. 600.

    DM

    May 28, 2011 at 9:24 am

    Atlas Shagged

  601. 601.

    bluestatedon

    May 28, 2011 at 9:47 am

    Two Mooses Also for Sister Sarah

  602. 602.

    droog

    May 28, 2011 at 11:43 am

    Werner Herzog’s Grisly Ma’am.

  603. 603.

    CoinKoin

    May 28, 2011 at 11:50 am

    Dumb-o, the Lying Elephant

  604. 604.

    Brian O'Connell

    May 28, 2011 at 11:55 am

    Apologies if any of these are repeats, I didn’t read all 600+:
    Wasilla Winka’ and the Oil Factory
    Grizzly Madam
    Notes to Myself (On My Hand)
    Mavrick
    Death, Be Not Panel
    The Woman in the Death Panel Suit
    Sweet Smell of Excess
    His Girl Sarah
    Stop or This Mom Will Shoot
    Two-Hundred Mules for Shopping Sarah
    Sarah, Dumb & Tall
    In the Company of Wolves (in a Helicopter)

  605. 605.

    T-Ross

    May 28, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    The Sound of Moose-ick

  606. 606.

    RoomClearer

    May 28, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    The Faking of Palin One Also Too Three

  607. 607.

    bruised toes

    May 28, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    Gullible Travels

  608. 608.

    RoomClearer

    May 28, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    @Fergus mac Roich: >snow< +dogs

  609. 609.

    Vanine

    May 28, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    Here some more that came to me while walking the dog:

    Pallingeist
    Jaws 2012: dropping in chagrin.
    Mooseraker

  610. 610.

    Ogden Wernstrom

    May 28, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    The Born Refudiation

    The Adventures of Governor Munchhausen

    The Effect of Gamma Rays on Pie-In-The-Sky Candidates

  611. 611.

    Ogden Wernstrom

    May 28, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    Oh, and this:

    For White Girls Who Have Considered Resignation When the Half-Term Is Enuf

  612. 612.

    Ryan Lee

    May 28, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    The Silence of the Moose
    Who’s Afraid of Sarah Palin (Everyone!)
    Sophie’s Last Choice
    2008: An Election Loser

  613. 613.

    Joey

    May 28, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    dumb and dumber 2
    dumb and dumber 3, 4, and 5
    a room with a view of russia
    rain woman
    the good, the sarah, and the sarah
    et -the extraordinarilystupid terrestrial
    the graduate (not)
    palien
    beavis and sarah
    bride of frankenstein 2
    the silence of the electorate
    the manurean candidate
    eternal sunshine of the thoughtless mind
    eight and a half (aka sarah’s IQ)
    fargo 2, 3, and 4
    el torpe
    don’t read now
    au revoir, les enfantiles
    apocalypse named palin
    the 400 votes
    my dinner with android
    some like it not
    the long-awaited goodbye
    rebel without a cranium
    my fair lazy

  614. 614.

    nonnie

    May 28, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    Idiocracy 2: The beginning…This one gets my vote!
    @Han’s Solo:

  615. 615.

    PattyCakes San Diego

    May 28, 2011 at 10:02 pm

    Teabagging with Moose-ilini
    Sled-Dog Day Afternoon
    Journey to the Center of the Smirk
    My Mom is an Elk Serial Killer
    Knocked Up: The Bristol Palin Saga
    Half-Baked Alaska
    Planes, Trains and Snowmobiles
    Training Day
    The Yukonian Candidate
    Teen Sex, Lies and Videotape
    Every Which Way but Moose
    Dirty Todd and Crazy Sarah
    Bonzo Goes to Washington
    Plan 9 from Wasilla

  616. 616.

    PattyCakes San Diego

    May 28, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    The Bee-hatch, The Lying and the $158, 000 Wardrobe

  617. 617.

    PattyCakes San Diego

    May 28, 2011 at 10:15 pm

    Moose-Scat on a Hot Tin Roof

  618. 618.

    Erica

    May 28, 2011 at 10:26 pm

    Juneau the Palins?

  619. 619.

    zanec

    May 28, 2011 at 11:05 pm

    Demento
    Moose in Rouge
    The Russia Porch
    Seven Years of You Betcha
    Riding the Bullseye
    A Quitter Runs Through It
    A History of Ambivalence
    Conspiracy Theocracy
    Out of Africa, the Country
    Save the Last Dunce

  620. 620.

    Floyd Thursby

    May 28, 2011 at 11:26 pm

    M.U.S.H.

  621. 621.

    Curious

    May 29, 2011 at 12:14 am

    Slow Yeller

    The Sweet Small of Excess

  622. 622.

    Harry R. Sohl

    May 29, 2011 at 12:15 am

    Sarah, Palin and Simple (Real Simple)
    Twitter’s Twat
    The Unbearable Lightness of Being Sarah Palin
    Sarah Palin: America’s half-assed, Half-term Half-wit
    Half-Baked Alaskan
    Going Broke
    The Silence of the LambsThe Dipness of the Shit
    Throw Mama Grizzly from the Train
    Rosemary’s Baby, Also II: The Palining
    Jesus Wept

  623. 623.

    Curious

    May 29, 2011 at 12:31 am

    The Good, the Bad, and the Stupid
    The Slime Machine
    The Flying Hun
    The Idiot (NOT written by Dostoyevsky)
    The Years the Brain Stood Still
    Flirty Sarry
    The Faulty’s Fakin

  624. 624.

    Curious

    May 29, 2011 at 12:38 am

    The Faking of Palin, One Two Three
    Mindless in Wasilla
    The Half Governator
    Source Codeless
    Trustless
    True Liar

  625. 625.

    Curious

    May 29, 2011 at 12:38 am

    The Faking of Palin, One Two Three
    Mindless in Wasilla
    The Half Governator
    Source Codeless
    Trustless
    True Liar

  626. 626.

    apocketfulofwry

    May 29, 2011 at 2:00 am

    On a Wink and a Prayer

  627. 627.

    Vanine

    May 29, 2011 at 2:17 am

    The Lady is a Tramp

  628. 628.

    apocketfulofwry

    May 29, 2011 at 2:21 am

    True Twit

  629. 629.

    Curious

    May 29, 2011 at 3:19 am

    The Princess Lied
    Everybody’s Fool
    Presence of Malice
    Butch McCain and the Mindless Kid
    The Towering Infernal
    Fool Mind Luke
    The Hustlerette
    The Long Hot Scammer
    Spied Her Scam
    The Spy Whose Mind was Out in the Cold
    Fox Liar
    The Tree of Lies

  630. 630.

    Curious

    May 29, 2011 at 3:45 am

    Air Heads (Can’t improve on that as is)
    Mixed Nuts (Ditto)
    Psycho (Ditto)
    Boneheads
    Jurassic Snark
    Bad Will Huntress
    Mrs DoubtLiar

  631. 631.

    genghisjon

    May 29, 2011 at 4:57 am

    zanexdo.climbing the walls in a theater near you!

  632. 632.

    idesign

    May 29, 2011 at 8:13 am

    You idiots sure spend a lot of time trashing someone who is supposed to be irrelevant…LOL

  633. 633.

    Bruce

    May 29, 2011 at 8:37 am

    PALIEN.

  634. 634.

    Curious

    May 29, 2011 at 11:02 am

    Gone With the Mind
    The unReader
    The Quitter Memorandum
    Without a Clue (as is)

  635. 635.

    Curious

    May 29, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    The Lyin in Winter
    A Woman for no Seasons
    The Twilight Saga: New Loon
    In the Lyin’ of Fire
    or – In the Line of Liar
    The Boring Identity

  636. 636.

    Lonestar

    May 29, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    Saw mention of this on another website and had to chime in:

    Alaska Is Not Enough
    More Fools For Sister Sarah
    Attack Of The 50-IQ Woman
    Clueless (needs no change, obviously)
    Bimbo: Menstrual Blood Part II

    :D

  637. 637.

    Carlos Moreno

    May 29, 2011 at 4:31 pm

    An Inconvenient Untruth

  638. 638.

    Randy Bladel

    May 29, 2011 at 11:33 pm

    “The Hunt For Rogue October”

  639. 639.

    Randy Bladel

    May 29, 2011 at 11:36 pm

    “Two Mules Beat Sister Sarah”

  640. 640.

    Snappers

    May 30, 2011 at 2:44 am

    Goddrilla
    Gullible’s Babbles
    Look Who’s Talking Also, Too
    Happy Drillmore
    Let’s Give Them Dumb-Things to Talk About
    Whore of the Worlds
    The Basketcase Diaries
    Oy Story
    Malice in Wonderland
    Exit Through the Grift Shop
    Doctor Do-Very-Little
    Descent of a Woman
    Blaveheart
    Good Drill Hunting
    Little Miss Gunshine

  641. 641.

    FSTV me

    May 30, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    Wadsilla, Queen of the Fright

  642. 642.

    ND

    May 30, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    Palin and Paliner

  643. 643.

    ND

    May 30, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    Palin and Paliner

  644. 644.

    PF

    May 30, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    Being Not All There

  645. 645.

    wld

    May 30, 2011 at 10:08 pm

    @Alex S.: Eternal Sunshine of the Thoughtless Mind

  646. 646.

    PUDCRA

    May 30, 2011 at 11:43 pm

    Thunder-Dolt & Lightweight

  647. 647.

    dizzy in dc

    May 31, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    Palin for Dummies

    Confessions of an Idiot by Sarah Palin

    Lipstick on Bulldogs, complete Book of Color choices and Application Techniques

    WICKED’ER!

    Delusions of Grandeur and Stupidity of Magnanimous Proportions

    Palin and Politics the condensed version, about 5 pages long, nothing of insight,just pictures of her wardobe

    The Newspapers I don’t Read by SP

  648. 648.

    dizzy in dc

    May 31, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    Amazonian Woman of Alaska and her Rodeo Road Tour- how I plan to tweet, amuse and shock you too, also, and again! by SP

  649. 649.

    Esther Goldberg

    May 31, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    Dearth of the Nation

  650. 650.

    Finknottle

    June 2, 2011 at 9:22 am

    How Griz Was My Mommy
    Iquitarod
    You Betcha Your Life

  651. 651.

    Harry R. Sohl

    June 2, 2011 at 10:07 pm

    The Color All of Them
    Whine and a 1/2 (assed/term/baked/wit) Tweeks
    Bill O’Reilly Presents: Where’s My Iced Tea Party, Motherfucker?

  652. 652.

    Harry R. Sohl

    June 4, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    Shakespalin: Death of our Brain Salesman
    From the Sweetteeths to the Shawkenawe’s

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