Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

I’m pretty sure there’s only one Jack Smith.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

“That’s what the insurrection act is for!”

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

Chutkan laughs. Lauro sits back down.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

Take your GOP plan out of the witness protection program.

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I’m going through the user contributions to the thread last night about Sarah Palin’s new movie about herself and the potential titles, and there is so much win I can’t stop laughing. So many are good, but here are some favorites:

From Here to Inanity
Citizen Vain
Red Yawn
The Aleutianist
The Scum Also Rises
Lost in Translation II
We’re Just Not That Into You
Chariots of Liar
Also Too: Electric Boogaloo
Brainspotting
Mentl
From Within Sight of Russia With Love
Not-Hur
The Devil Wears Mukluks
Swindler’s List
Juneau II: Post Partum
Mooseferatu
Dopey’s Choice
John McCain’s a Series of Unfortunate Events
The Lyin’, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Driving Miss Crazy
Grizzly Madams
Inarticulate Proposal
Mother, Uggs and Greed
Despicable Her
Chariots of Bile
Jackass 4
Brain Simple
The Lying Game
The Woman Who Knew Too Little
True Grift
Clueless
Fahrenheit All of Them
They Call Me Sister Fibs
The Incredible Sulk
The Iquitarod
The Big Shill
12 Million Angry White Men
Legends of the Fail
Something Wicked This Way Comes

I’m dying. Keep ’em coming, and keep ’em clean.

*** Update ***

#palinfilmnames is now rocking on twitter.

Sleazy Rider was a good one, and 101 Defamations.

Reader Interactions

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  1. 1.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    The Triumph of the Shrill

    [my apologies if somebody already came up with this last night]

  8. 8.

    MattR

    Somebody posted it last night, but I liked describing a sequel with “also too”. As in:

    Lost In Translation, also II.

  10. 10.

    4tehlulz

    This should be a trilogy.

    A Dim Hope
    The Kenyan Strikes Backs
    Return of the Dumbass

    NO PREQUELS

  14. 14.

    JPL

    OT..hahaha Dick Morris’ focus group just called me and asked what conservative candidate I supported…
    I said because of the possible privatizing of Medicare, none of them. I felt like I was talking to the Buffalo Beast person because she said that’s what I’ve been hearing. She also said hopefully they come up with a plan to fix their problem. I also stated that it was a blatant lie that it wouldn’t affect those near to 65. As fewer and fewer people are on the government run program there will be fewer and fewer doctors to treat them.

  17. 17.

    cleek

    Raging Bullshit
    Rebel Without a Clue (apps to P Westerberg)
    Virago
    One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo’s Nest
    Patriot Games
    The Sun Also Rises, Too
    Mrs Grift Goes To Washington
    How TO Lose An Election In Ten Weeks

  19. 19.

    JPL

    All of the possible titles were great..
    My favorites are The Lyin, the witch and the wardrobe
    and
    They call me Sister Fibs.

  25. 25.

    Dave S.

    Apologies if these have already appeared:

    On a Clear Day You Can See Russia from my House
    Gold-Diggers of 2008-2012 Inclusive
    A prequel about those who brought her to our attention: The Dork Kristol

  26. 26.

    dmsilev

    I am curious about the actual title of the thing, _Undefeated_. Does the filmmaker know that Palin lost in 08?

  37. 37.

    cleek

    Gunga Dimwit
    A Bunch Of Fools For Sister Sarah
    Drill, Lola, Drill
    The Losers
    How To Fail In Politics Without Really Trying

  42. 42.

    williamc

    Black Hearts, White Flight
    Smarter than a Bag of Hammers
    Not Without My Trig
    The Quita from Wasilla
    Lipstick on a Grizzly Pig
    Birthin Ain’t Easy
    Not Reading, Ghostwriting, and Arithmetic?
    Palin: The Case for Selling Alaska Back to Russia
    Stupidism: A Love Story
    Stupidocracy
    Todd’s Wife

    So sad I missed this thread last night, though it had me laughing myself to sleep!

  43. 43.

    Denali

    I am torn between – can we vote – and offer really big prizes like chocolate moose droppings – and please, can we ignore this because we are feeding it and causing it attention and therefore the monster will grow even scarier and scarier.

  44. 44.

    arguingwithsignposts

    @Southern Beale: Apparently, Newt’s spokesperson is moonlighting for the Palin Borg with his mad epic poetry skillz.

    Expect this to be an extremely long and protracted effort that will take up the next 18 months of our lives. The Country is Worth It.
    __
    Remember, people gave their lives so we could bang away on a computers and vote our consciences. McCain spent five years in a box so we could do this stuff.
    __
    Do not forget who made the next 18 months possible. Men who laid down their lives at places like Gettysburg, Chancellorsville, Belleau Wood, Midway, Peleileu, the Chosin Resevoir, Khe Sanh, and Fallujah, made it possible for us to fight for the life of our country.

    Wolverines!

  49. 49.

    Hal

    Just saw this in the comments section on this story over at Huffpo, and can’t tell if the commenter is being serious or sarcastic, but I’m sure the Palin-Drones are all in the same mind set:

    I’m buying 10 tickets, one for each of my grandchild­ren, so they will be familiar with the first female U.S. President.

  58. 58.

    SiubhanDuinne

    1. The Lyin’ in Winter
    2. Moulin Rogue
    3. Bitch Blanket Bingo
    4. Crouching Pitbull, Hidden Loon
    5. Gone With the Whined

  60. 60.

    The Tragically Flip

    “There Will be Blood Libel” deserves to be on the best-of list.

    Mine:

    The Delusionist
    The Scorn Identity
    The Silence of the Turkeys
    The Rape Kits of Wrath

  62. 62.

    Omnes Omnibus

    @Denali: People don’t vote for a laughingstock. That is what Obama and Meyers did to Trump a the WHC Dinner; they made him into a complete joke and any chance of candidacy was over. If this thing is turned into a joke and Palin along with it, her candidacy is toast as well.

  63. 63.

    RobNYNY1957

    “Men who laid down their lives at places like Gettysburg, Chancellorsville, … ”

    She seems not to realize that about half of the men who died in those battles did it in defense of treason to protect slavery.

  69. 69.

    grumpy realist

    For Jean Marais fans: La Belle est bien Bête

    (To those who don’t read French, it translates as “the Beauty is really stupid!”)

  86. 86.

    MCA

    Kudos for Mooseferatu, whoever’s that was.

    Palin for President 2012: The Traipse of Wrath
    The Hurt Talker
    The Muppets Take Wassila
    The Whining
    Raging Bullshit
    Putin on The Horizon
    Titanic II – You Know How This Ends
    Full Metal Straightjacket
    For A Few Million Dollars More
    There Will Be Idiocy
    The Apostle’s Screed
    Dances with Wolf Hunters

    ETA: Dang! Cleek and gene108, sorry for the duplicates. Should have been posting individually instead of waiting to get beat to the punch on some of these.

  87. 87.

    Butch

    I remember – what was it, 15 or so years ago – when a group out cross-country skiing got lost near Aspen, Colorado, and spent some time in a backwoods cabin. Of course, someone immediately wanted to make a movie of it, but got too much ridicule because the people involved truly were morons and the movie never happened. Anyway, there were lots of “suggested” titles for the movie and one seems to fit now – Dipwads in the Deepwoods.

  88. 88.

    Howlin Wolfe

    All the good ones are taken. Dang! Here’s my modest (a euphemism, to be sure) contribution:

    Ice Station Zero.

  90. 90.

    SiubhanDuinne

    Wildly O/T, for which I apologize, but don’t see a recent open thread:

    Egypt will open its only crossing with the Gaza Strip this weekend, the Cairo military government announced Wednesday, significantly easing a four-year blockade on the Hamas-ruled territory but setting up a potential conflict with Israel. This gives Gaza Palestinians a way to freely enter and exit their territory for the first time since 2007, when Hamas overran the territory, and Israel and Egypt closed the crossings.

    Got it from a WaPo alert.

  99. 99.

    Winston Smith

    Atlas Shrugged: Part II (so no one will see it)
    Do the White Thing
    Plan 9 from Wassila
    Wait for the Version with Tina Fey
    Flashdunce
    Gummo II (if you’ve seen Gummo, you’d get this)

  101. 101.

    srv

    I don’t get it, shouldn’t it be obvious: Psycho

    2013 1/2, A Spaced Oddyssey
    Star Trash Eleventy-Billion
    There Will Be Birthers

    *Damned Taint

  104. 104.

    parenthetical

    Five Sleazy Pieces
    Wasilla! Wasilla! Wasilla!
    Witless
    Dumb Up the Volume
    Once Were Governors
    Gilded
    Double Indumbnity

  110. 110.

    Poopyman

    The Harrad/ Hawaii Pacific/ Northern Idaho/ U. of Idaho/Matanuska-Susitna College/ U. of Idaho (finally!) Experiment

  116. 116.

    giltay

    Seriously, I think The Undefeated is a terrific title. I can imagine the headline:

    Defeated 2008 VP Nominee Sarah Palin Subject of New Documentary The Undefeated.

  119. 119.

    Felinious Wench

    Bad work day, just now logging in, missed the thread last night.

    Man, I love you people.

  122. 122.

    Akadad

    Lie Hard
    Superbad Too
    The Whining
    Das Loot
    The Vile Bunch
    Life of Lyin’
    All About Thieves

  130. 130.

    dmsilev

    Given the likely quality of the movie, I really think mining the titles of old MST3K episodes has promise…

    ‘The Leech Woman’
    ‘Overdrawn at the Memory Bank’
    ‘The She Creature’

  131. 131.

    shortstop

    I don’t care that it will cost me money that will go to the Bank of Palin. I have to see this:

    Rife with religious metaphor and unmistakable allusions to Palin as a Joan of Arc-like figure, “The Undefeated” echoes Palin’s “Going Rogue” in its tidy division of the world between the heroes who are on her side and the villains who seek to thwart her at every turn.

    Bannon dramatizes the theme of Palin’s persecution at the hands of her enemies in the media and both political parties, a notion the former governor has long embraced. Images of lions killing a zebra and a dead medieval soldier with an arrow sticking in his back dramatize the ethics complaints filed by obscure Alaskan citizens, which Palin has cited as the primary reason for her sudden resignation in July of 2009.

    The film’s coda is introduced with an on-screen caption that reads, “From here, I can see November.” It is here that Mark Levin alludes to Ronald Reagan as a Palin-like insurgent who was also once distrusted by the GOP establishment.

    Too delicious.

  137. 137.

    somethingblue

    Carnival of People Without Souls

    Smiles of a Summer Nightmare

    Ashes and Zircons

    Dazed and Confused II. Also.

    Not Brief Enough Encounter

  138. 138.

    Sapheriel

    Four More Years
    Snowbilly Grifter and the United States of 27%
    There’s Something About Sarah

  142. 142.

    danimal

    From the Neil Simon quadrant:

    The Odder Couple
    Lost in Wasilla
    Bullocksing Blues
    The Goodbye Governor
    Petroleum Beach Memoirs
    Chapter Also Two

  144. 144.

    jibeaux

    Oh, mercy, this is funny.

    Read that whole thing at TBoggs’, please. Sarah Palin is fighting a war that is like Gettysburgh, Khe Sanh, and Falujah, unless and until “obsure” Alaskan citizens file an ethics complaint against her.

  149. 149.

    Chyron HR

    Tongueloose

    X-Men: No Class

    Sarah Potter and the Prisoner of Vietnam

    Y Tu Mama Teapartyen

  153. 153.

    dmsilev

    @Meadows:

    A Cocksure Orange

    I’m pretty sure that’s the working title of the upcoming John Boehner biopic.

    Also, I’m told that Newt Gingrich is shopping around a script for a rewrite of _Breakfast at Tiffany’s_

  155. 155.

    jibeaux

    Mine aren’t very good but at least they use Hitchcock!

    The Lady Just Frackin’ Won’t Vanish

    North By Northwest By North By Northwest By North By Northwest And You’re Almost To Wasilla Now By North By

  156. 156.

    MarkJ

    There Will Be Blood Libel definitely deserves the best of. I also like a Bunch of Fools for Sister Sarah, but then I likes me some Clint Eastwood movies.

    I didn’t look at last night’s thread so these may be repeats but:

    Pulp Diction
    Pale Derider
    Burn After Screeding
    Shamadeus
    The Head Slow-wit’s Society
    A Simple Sham
    Kiss of the Snider Woman

    An unaltered directly from Shakespeare:
    Much Ado about Nothing

  160. 160.

    Tsulagi

    All of those titles have some degree of win. Not sure why, but when I got to Fahrenheit All of Them that made me lol. Maybe it just captures the essence of her nothing but air persona. That’s my fave.

    Mad Sarah Beyond Thunderdome.

  180. 180.

    Tonal Crow

    A Bright Shining Lie (oops, already taken)
    Sarah Palin and the Chamber of Stupidity
    News-Hog Day

  184. 184.

    bemused

    Commenters outdid themselves last night. And it was probably one of rare 300+ comment threads that didn’t annoy or depress the hell out of me. That was pure fun.

  186. 186.

    erlking

    Indiana Palin and the Raiders of Social Security
    Death Panels Become Her
    It Came for Sully’s Brain
    Mother From Another Planet
    Starburst Memories

    and for Sullivan,

    Undercover Mother

  191. 191.

    artem1s

    The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Presidential Candidacy-Murdering Mom

    Citizen C’ain’t

  197. 197.

    NobodySpecial

    Deliverance II
    Ice Road Suckers
    National Lampoon’s Alaskan Vacation
    Von Lyin’s Express
    Big Bad Mama Grizzly

  200. 200.

    Alex S.

    Suddenly, Last Election
    Once Upon a Time in the North-West

    And with that I close up shop. My favorite one probably is Driving Miss Crazy, also True Grift, Inarticulate Proposal and From Within Sight of Russia With Love

  214. 214.

    Tony J

    You Only Quit Twice.

    Dirty Sexy Dummy

    Goonraker

    Who Will Fake My Children?

    Never Say Never Again, Also, Too

    Explainin’ Palin

    That’s all I got.

  219. 219.

    Carl Nyberg

    National Lampoon’s Grifter Vacation
    V For Vindictive

    1987
    Princess Snide
    The Unteachables

    1988
    Lie Hard

    1989
    Dead Governors Society
    Sarah Palin and the Last Crusade
    When McCain Met Sarah…

    1990
    Evil Woman

    1991
    Palin Hood: Princess of Thieves

    1992
    Reservoir Wolves
    Scam of a Woman

    1993
    Swindler’s List (see above)
    Dazed and Confused and Running For Vice President

    1994
    The I-Paid-For-It Redemption
    Dumb, Dumber and Palin-est
    Interview with a Grifter: the Grifter Chronicles
    Natural Born Swindlers

    1995
    What Waterworld did for Costner, This Movie will do for Palin

    1996
    Fargo II: Sarah Goes Looking for the Money

  220. 220.

    Tonal Crow

    The Godbotherer
    Airbrain
    High Lampoon
    A Confederacy of Dunces (oops, taken)

  221. 221.

    Poopyman

    Help me out here with “When Harry met Sally”. There’s gold in there somewhere ….

  232. 232.

    Cat Lady

    Grifter’s Boner
    The Dumbass White Social Network
    The Queen’s Word Salad Speech
    Fake InConception

  241. 241.

    rob!

    Million Dollar Crybaby
    It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Candidate
    Sarah Palin and the Kingdom of the Empty Skull
    Lie Lie Bang Bang
    Facebook Postcards From The Edge
    Bonfire of the Inanities
    John & Sarah’s Bogus Journey
    A Nightmare Before Election Day
    Wes Craven’s Newest Nightmare
    It’s a Horrible Life
    The Bird with the GOP Donor-Bought Plumage
    The Idiot!
    No Country For Anything Other Than Old Men

  248. 248.

    Phoebe

    You can all keep going, of course, but the winner is Fahrenheit All of Them. It just is. It’ll make me happy for a long time. Thank you, who ever you are.

  252. 252.

    MCA

    The Remains of The Cray-Cray
    Cryday
    Lie Me to The Moon
    A Squawk in The Clouds
    Wassila Sky
    Dumb And Sarah
    Dazed And Confused And Nominated
    The Fright Stuff
    Throw Momma Bear from The Train
    The Sneer Hunter
    All The President’s Men Snickered
    Real American Graffiti
    The Unintelligible Conversation
    A Fistful of Stupid
    Not A Touch of Class

    for Bond fans:

    Quantum of Ignorance
    Lie Another Day
    Live And Let Lie
    Blunderball
    Dr. No Fucking Way She Just Said That
    From Russia with Love to My Back Porch
    Goldclinger

  254. 254.

    Tony J

    The Lying Game (must have already come up)

    Malice Doesn’t Grift Here Anymore.

    Blue (About) Hawaii

    In The Heat Of The White

    The Fox News and the Hound

    The Con(crete) Bungle

    Show Me Dough and Jewellery Set

    This is painfully addictive.

    The Bungle Snook

  269. 269.

    Tony J

    Never Been Missed.

    The Outlaw Mostly Fails

    One Flew Outta The Cuckoos Nest

    Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Your Primary Hopes Dead

  273. 273.

    Ben Cisco

    Dim City
    Ex-Gov Origins: WOLVERINES!
    The Born Supremacy
    Clash Of The Thigh-tans
    The Pursuit of Sappyness
    What Lies Beneath (and Pretty Much Everywhere Else)
    Nevamind
    The Blair House Bitch Project
    Look Who’s Talking (and Talking, and Talking…)
    Live Free Or Cry Hard
    Get Smart (Please?)
    Cloudy With A Chance of Meatheads
    You’ve Got Fail

  281. 281.

    Name Required

    John Carpenter’s The Trig
    You’ve Got Fail
    Tea with Moosilini
    Invasion of the Polity Snatchers
    How Green Was My Tally
    The Sour Grapes of Staff
    It Came From Outer Wasilla
    The Faketrix

  291. 291.

    Registered Subversive

    John Carpenter’s The Trig
    Tea with Moosilini
    Invasion of the Polity Snatchers
    How Green Was My Tally
    The Sour Grapes of Staff
    It Came From Outer Wasilla
    The Faketrix

  293. 293.

    NamelessGenXer

    The Alphabetized List of Almost All of These:

    http://wp.me/p1wMfe-2W

    Disclaimer: Not pimping my blog — just something I’m playing with cuz writing calms me down when I want to kick in some fascist repugs fat ugly face on teh teevee. Don’t give a shit about clicks, impressions, etc. because it will never have ads.

  297. 297.

    The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

    What? After the brilliant Sullivan’s Travails, no more Preston Sturges titles?

    The Miracle of Moron’s Creek</em

    Hail, the Conquering Bimbo

    Palin Bitch Story….

    (God how I wish he were alive today to ridicule this generation of nimrods!)

  298. 298.

    JGabriel

    Fyodor Dostoevsky’s The Idiot, translated into the Republican language by Sarah Palin: The Documentary.

    .

  299. 299.

    Ghanima Atreides

    @SiubhanDuinne: al jazeerha said the Rafah crossing was opened permanently two weeks ago.
    the US media slow-walked the story because of the Bibi/Obama meet.
    /shrug
    a country without borders cannot survive.
    and….im pretty sure that is a treaty violation of the Egypt/Israel standing treaty made by America puppet tyrant Mubarak.

  304. 304.

    Allan

    The sheer volume of Palin movie title hashtags has apparently broken the Twitter machines, but I did manage to get off a few over there, including:

    Sleddog Millionaire

  310. 310.

    kamper

    Ten Possible Titles for Sarah Palin’s Film

    Babette’s Word Salad

    The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Ghostwriter

    Meet the Parents. And the Kids. And Their Kids. And their Kids’ Kids’ Baby Daddies.

    M*I*L*F

    Moosespotting

    Mr. and Mrs. Bridge-to-Nowhere

    Raging Moose

    Y tu Mamá Grizzly También

    The Year of Living Dangerously Before Quitting Because to Do Otherwise Would be to Take the Quitter’s Way Out

    Voters on the Verge of Nervous Breakdown

  314. 314.

    JGabriel

    @opal: Heh. Thank you, good link. (Originally had a typo, food link, which also would have been appropriate.)

    .

  315. 315.

    Lolis

    Smooth Criminal
    A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Stupidity
    Pride & Prejudice (perfect as is)

    Ok, I stole a song and book titles. Also, too.

  320. 320.

    Registered Subversive

    Two More Fools for Sister Sarah
    The Color of Money: A Look at the Sarah Palin Phenomenon
    A Bridge Too Far To Nowhere
    Shake Hands With The Sarah

  328. 328.

    MCA

    So I Married A Syntax Murderer
    Dunces With Wolves
    She’s Gotta Have It Read To Her
    Sarah Palin: The Edge Of Reason
    You Can’t Fake It with You
    How to Make An American Quit
    Fear And Loathing In Wassila
    10,000 Things I Hate about You
    Confessions Of A Middle Age Drama Queen
    The Sisterhood Of The Drivel In Rants

  329. 329.

    jimmiraybob

    Runaway Train Wreck

    An ode to Runaway Train (1986), an Alaska themed movie starring Jon Voight (who I assume could be recruited for the new Sarah movie to spout equally batty wingnut speak).

  334. 334.

    Ghanima Atreides

    Legally Braindead

    That is funnie, cuz Ross and Reihan were all mooney over Palin in the beginning, and i wrote a funnie comment called Waiting for Elle Woods.

  338. 338.

    Hunter Gathers

    My Dinner With An Idiot
    Sarah and Todd’s Excellent Adventure
    Sarah and Todd’s Bogus Journey
    The Half-Terminator
    Half-Terminator 2 : Election Day
    Half Terminator 3 : Rise Of The Morons
    They Call Me Mama Grizzly!
    This Is Sarah Palin

  344. 344.

    Miles Tougeaux

    The Call of the Vile
    Atlas Winced
    Moron Becomes Electoral
    Last Bimbo in Juneau
    Wazilla’s Revenge
    Half-Terminator
    Waterhead for Elephants
    Apocalypse Soon
    Eternal Dullness of a Simple Mind
    The Goods,the Brash and the Vapid
    Buffoon
    Fargone
    Yankee Doodle Dimwit
    The Mannequin Candidate

  349. 349.

    Malron aka eclecticbrotha

    How do I fold all my contributions to the #PalinMovie hashtag into your hashtag?

    I noticed a couple other popular Palin movie hashtags in my feed as well

  357. 357.

    gocart mozart

    Don’t know if any of these have been done already

    The Great White Dope
    The Paper: All of them

    “Any Which Way But Loose, ― of course in the great history of America there’s never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but ―”

  363. 363.

    The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said

    wink, the beloved country

  365. 365.

    gocart mozart

    Snowpocalypse Now
    After-Birth of a Nation
    The Bridge to Nowhere on the River Kwai
    One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
    Snowbilly Without a Cause

  370. 370.

    Haiwei

    Million Dollar Crybaby
    (I’ll Speak) For a Few Dollars More
    Deception
    Citizen Con
    The Dim Knight
    Batsh*t Begins
    Vainglorious Bastard
    Fake Club
    Rainforest Gump
    The Shilling
    American Histrionics X
    Double Mendacity
    Dial M for Moron
    A Midsummer-Night’s Saks Comedy
    Full Mental Jackass
    Princess Mononote
    The Non-Reader
    Amores Moosos
    The Wages of Fearmongering
    Crashino
    Requiem for a Bridge
    The Treasure of the Tiara Madre
    Monty Python and the Holy Grifter
    Twister

  372. 372.

    pattyp

    Underweird
    Underweird Also: Anti-evolution
    Underweird Also, Too: Rise of the Lichens

  373. 373.

    gocart mozart

    Wuthering Bottoms
    2012: A Race Idiocy
    To Kill And Field Dress A Mockingbird

  376. 376.

    tworivers

    Throw Mama Grizzly From the Train
    The Snowshoes of the Fisherwoman
    My Fairbanks Lady
    Vanity Fairbanks
    Forgetting Sarah Palin

  377. 377.

    gocart mozart

    American Griftery
    From Here to Obscurity
    Raiders of the Lost Surplus
    A Room with a View of Russia
    Unrefudiated (1992)

  382. 382.

    El Cid

    “Full Mental Jackass”: that’s awesome.

    As are so many others, but for the moment “Shitty Woman”.

  384. 384.

    Carl Nyberg

    Confederacy of Dunce
    Le Miserable
    Sarah Palin Raw
    Alan Keyes, the Sequel
    Oil, Appalachia and an Incomplete Coalition
    An Insufficient Coalition After an Incomplete Term
    The Audacity of Hoping For an Easy Opponent
    Saving Governor Palin
    Soylent Mean
    Confessions of a Successful Quitter
    Don’t Cry For Me, Alaska
    Matchstick Governor
    Crash Test Dummy’s Excellent Adventure
    Have Scam, Will Travel
    Quitting Sarah Palin
    Almost Elected
    A Bridge Too Mean
    Waiting for Sarah Palin
    Leave Sarah Alone!
    High Loon
    Oops Dreams
    Four Campaigns and a Movie
    Lady of the Flies
    Mutiny on the Exxon Valdez
    Thank You For Hating (Black People)
    Field of Schemes
    Ordinary Grifters
    Shootout at the GOP Corral
    Who Killed Sarah Palin?
    Midnight Cowgirl
    I Have Not Yet Begun to Scam!
    Wag the Moose
    Planet of the Rubes
    A Tale of Two Grifters
    $end $arah $$$
    White People Can’t Think

  388. 388.

    Thoughtcrime

    Some of mine from the other thread that I haven’t seen here:

    Palin’s Labyrinth
    Wingnuts Of Desire
    Fall of the House of Musher
    Lie, Lie, My Darling
    Run Loud Run Shallow
    Erase-Her-Head
    The Wasilla Skank Redemption
    Fraud Runner
    Elephant Woman
    A Starburst Is Born
    The Immoral Mrs. Tease
    Mondo Brainless
    Mama Grizzly Dearest
    It’s A Wonderful Lie
    Valley of the Dolts
    The Adventures of Caribou Barbie Across the GOP Convention
    The Decline of Western Civilization III: The Palin Years
    The Worst of Everything
    Sarah, or the 120 Days of Palin
    The Treasure of the Sarah Con Game
    Long Con Sarah
    Paper Loon

  393. 393.

    cckids

    @shortstop:

    I don’t care that it will cost me money that will go to the Bank of Palin. I have to see this:

    Maybe we could make it into a group experience, ala Rocky Horror? Throw snowballs, snark along, add a musical number?

  395. 395.

    Philbert

    Forgo
    Inane Secrets of the Yahoo Sisterhood
    Lost & Spacey
    Unknowing
    Birth of a Nutcase
    Rockhead (Rockhead II, Rockhead III, etc.)
    Total Recoil
    Breaker Moron
    Slow White & the Seven Dwarves
    Specious
    The Liar in Winter
    The Liar King
    Definitely, Maybe–Not!

    (This is just too damn easy!)

  396. 396.

    slightly-peeved

    Sorry if these have been done (and just plain sorry about the second one) but
    the sh#te runner
    dumb moose pander

  397. 397.

    Philbert

    Witless for the Persecution
    Birther of a Nation
    America Is Where, Wolf, In London?

  403. 403.

    DavidG

    — Oops. I meant, “Movie.” You don’t want to read the book. It’s a pop-up.

    — I Clod-ius.

  405. 405.

    gocart mozart

    Breaker Moron
    The Story Of D’Oh.
    So I Married A Syntax Murderer”

    above are win

    also too maybe,
    Sarah: She Wolf of the Tea Party

    Nah? I bet William Kristal would pay to see it. Twice. With a box of kleenex too also. (because its a tear jerker?)

  406. 406.

    Philbert

    GallupPollMe
    Dead Precedents
    Liar, Liar. Liar Liar Liar. Liar!… Liar…
    Fright of the Intruder
    Batty*21
    Three Men and a Baby

  418. 418.

    Alea Iacta Est

    The Boondocks Taint.
    The Life Moronic, With Also Too.
    28 Candidacies Later.
    3000 Miles to.. Somewhere?

  424. 424.

    shacklett

    Cry-Baby Mama
    Barb Liar
    Tinker, Failer, Folder, Spy
    The Moose Hangs High
    Popeye the Failer
    Pig Millions

  425. 425.

    Haiweiad

    Liarfox
    Failfox
    Great Failroad Adventures: Alaska
    Failroaded (starring Hugh Beaumont)
    So Proudly We Fail
    The Bridges of Ketchikan County
    This Gun for Liar
    In the Line of Liar
    Half-Terminator Also: Bad Judgment Day

  428. 428.

    Something Stupid This Way Comes | Ben Cisco

    It seems the unintended comedy of the GOP 2012 primary field is about to take a quantum leap: Quitzilla is about to star in a movie about (wait for it….) herself. The title leaves a lot to be desired; Luckily, the Balloon Juice commentariat is all over it. Make sure you put food and drink down first, and whatever size popcorn bucket you’ve got, you’re gonna need a bigger one.

  429. 429.

    Some Guy

    10 Things You Hate About Me
    Of Moose and Mean
    The Undeparted
    All of Them
    Gotcha
    Sunset Access Road
    The Madness of Queen Sarah
    That Thing I Do Badly

  433. 433.

    Svensker

    I go away for 36 hours and you guys come up with comedy gold. I’m crying here.

  438. 438.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    How about some (altered) song titles for the movie title?

    Don’t Fear the Reaper
    Armageddon It, Too
    If I can’t be Number One in your Life, then I’ll Number Two on You
    You Better, You Bet(cha)
    If Brains were Oil, My Crankcase would be Dry
    I got the Ring and You got the Finger

  440. 440.

    Tom in TN

    First try seems to have gotten lost in moderation.

    My offers:

    An American Embarrass

    Strange Brood

    The Incredible Shrinking Woman

    The Gang That Couldn’t Think Straight

  446. 446.

    Philbert

    Nordstrom by Nordstrom-west
    The Big Easy-Out
    The Crying Shame
    Starship GOPers
    The Simpletons Movie
    In the Heat of the Nut
    Highlander II: The Quittening
    Sarah, Prayin’ and Fail
    Untruth and No Consequences, AK

    (God help me, I can’t stop thinking of these. Stop me before I pun again!)

  447. 447.

    Philbert

    Juneau What You Did Last Summer
    It’s a Wonderful Lie

    (Crap, now I’m going through lists of old Oscar nominees!)

    My Fail Lady
    They Shoot Horses from Helicopters, Don’t They?

    (OK, now I’ll stop.)

    Nutwork
    Raging Bullsh*t

    (Seriously)

    Children of a Loser GOP
    The Thin Red Lie

    (Ok, now!)

  448. 448.

    Max Power

    @cleek:

    The sun also rises, too

    Perfect.

    Also, too…

    The Freakin’ Queen
    The Wizard of AZ
    Pancho Wasilla
    Scrutiny on the Bounty
    Of Moose and Men

  449. 449.

    Max Power

    Gone with the Gotcha Question
    Born on the First of April
    Hannah and her sisters, Snowflake, Ripcord, and Lugnut

  451. 451.

    DavidG

    My final entry:

    Days Of Whine And Poses.

    Did any of you people ever write jokes for the Washington Post’s Style Invitational contest? I was a regular there in the 90s. Thanks for the memories!

  452. 452.

    MCA

    If I ever come across a thread half as hilarious as this one again, I’ll die a happy man. @Tragically Flip – “The Barely English Speaking Patient” literally brought tears to my eyes. That one was unexpected. Y’all are on one hell of a roll tonight. Looking back on all of these, I’m becoming more enamored of “In What Regard, Charlie Brown?” the more I envision Palin as Lucy. But I still think it’s hard to beat “You’ve Got Fail.”

    Cole, I think you should pick your favorite 25 or so and somebody figure out how to put up a poll.

  455. 455.

    kas

    Spamlet in Lipstick
    State Unfair
    Born in the USA; Health Care in Canada
    Maverick II
    A Tale of Two Quitties
    Razing Arizona

  456. 456.

    Mrs. Polly

    I already added the first to Twitter, but just wanted to be part of this historic (hysteric) thread:

    Low Rents Of Wasilla
    Revision Of The Shoddy Bitchers
    The Big Schnorr
    Lassie Go Home
    Moondingbat
    The Shills Have Lies
    Mrs. Maneuver

    (x-posting them on the Rumproast Balloon Juice Tribute thread~~yay for all y’all)

  459. 459.

    onanyes

    “Dances with Dead Wolves”

    (Lois, a friend of mine requested that I submit this one)

  463. 463.

    4jkb4ia

    Ouch. “Legends of the Fail”. That was everything I was getting at, without the prophetess aspect.

    And “Brain Simple” is genius.

  469. 469.

    Michael

    Mexican-Proof Fence
    Sarah in Blunderland
    All the President’s Men Will Need Palin-to-English Dictionaries
    I Shot a Wolf From a Helicopter
    The Shipping News is Another Newspaper That I Read
    Wall Street: Contributors Never Sleep
    Wannabe-Star Wars: Return of the Levi
    Fantastic Mr. Fox Always Asks Me Pre-Screened Questions
    Half-Terms of Endearment
    Weekend at Johnny’s

  471. 471.

    Keith

    Because of the theme of the film from which this title is made, and it’s generally awful production values, and, also, too it’s take versus budget.

    (Fancy Pageant) Walker

  480. 480.

    GinaM

    My contribution….”Grifters Delight”…since she knows ALL the words to “Rappers Delight”…I would love to hear her version!

  481. 481.

    Comrade Misfit

    I posted these in the earlier thread, I did not realize that it continued over to here.

    So:

    The Palin of the Vanities
    The Guns of Wasilla, with its sequel- Force Quit from Wasilla
    Charge Card at Tiffany’s
    The Sum of All Delusions
    PreznitQuest
    The Hunt for Red Murrica

  485. 485.

    Stogoe

    @Chyron HR: Are we sure that’s not already taken by Ann Althouse? Wait, that would be Mrs. Horrible’s Wine-Along Blog. Sorry.

  486. 486.

    Shawn

    I hear the film is going to be a “found footage” documentary called Palinormal Activity.

  491. 491.

    Margo

    Here are some to make you smile:

    Electric Horses**t
    As Gross As It Gets
    Bowling for Wasilla
    Romancing the Dunce

  493. 493.

    T. Brightwater

    Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest
    Fear of a Black President
    GOP Plan From Outer Space
    Half-Assed and Furious
    Clueless in Wasila
    Indecipherable
    The Bungle Book

    @ lone1c – I really like “Eats, Shoots, and Leaves Office”!

  496. 496.

    The Philomath

    1. All Talky on the Northern Front
    2. Lipstick on a Pygmalion
    3. Eternal Spots on the Sunless Mind
    4. Alaska Confidential

    And I can’t believe nobody has brought up The Aristocrats. You even get to keep some of the details.

  497. 497.

    travy

    the grapes of graft
    slinging in the mud
    making up baby
    who’s afraid of shooting a wolf?
    the alaskan queen
    it’s all about my fucking mother: bristol’s story
    gone with the whine
    M*I*L*F
    nonsense of sarabia
    2012: a spaced oddity
    snow whitey and her 5 fucked up kids
    a snowplow named desire
    the moose hunter
    american graft
    meet me in wasilla
    seven bribes for seven dollars

    :/rimshot: tip the veal

  498. 498.

    Buck Mulligan

    This seems too obvious:

    Birthers of a Nation

    Or…

    We’re All Raising Arizonans Now

  500. 500.

    pezz

    Star Whores
    On Golden Pond Scum
    Grand Moron-o
    Mrs. Shit Goes to Washington
    Peter Panned
    The Lovely Bonehead
    Sarahnora

  501. 501.

    Susan Kitchens

    I Know That You Quit Last Summer
    I Still Know that you Quit Last Summer
    Grifter Parade
    Basket Case
    Erased Her Head
    Idle Brains
    Pathology
    The Shills Have Lies
    Return of the Levi Dad
    GloryStalker
    The Grudge
    Unteachable
    Crazy as Hell
    The Real America-Ville Horror
    I am Legend (In my own mind)
    Repulsion
    Word Salad: Lost in Translation
    Truth: It’s Inconvenient
    The Great Brain Robbery
    Sarah and Fox: For a Few Dollars More
    The Assassination of Queen Esther by the Coward Media Horde
    South of Fishhook, Wasilla the Shrill
    The Magnificent Word Salad
    The Mom who Shot Life Liberty and our Free Market Principles, Also Too.
    All the pretty Clothes Horses
    Max Pain
    Fulltime Shiller
    High Heels and Low Lies
    Mean Machine
    Malice: Killer Instinct
    The Fast and the Furious Word Salad
    The Farce and the Furious
    Wasilla’s Queen of the Dudgeon
    The English Language Patient

  503. 503.

    hisgirlfriday

    2011: A Space Cadet Odyssey
    The Absent-Minded Professor Hater
    An Affair to Refudiate
    Caribou on a Hot Tin Roof
    Cruel Bad Joke
    Dances With Wolves that Have Been Shot Dead From a Plane
    The Day the Earth Stood Shrill
    Death of a Nation
    The Great Dictator II
    Lie Hard
    She’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Girl

  518. 518.

    Sam

    V for vague
    E-VAIN
    My Big fat greed failure
    Bugger, I Shrunk the Party
    The Failure’s speech

  519. 519.

    AC in BC

    Two Mewls for Sister Sarah
    The Nonreader
    Every Which Way But Lucid
    The Hustler

  520. 520.

    Vanine

    The Taming of the Shill
    Young Pallinstein
    Sarah Appalling and and the Deathly Panels
    The War of the Drones

  522. 522.

    BLC

    Dumb and Dumber
    Forgetting Sarah Palin
    Divine Secrets of the Yo-Yo Sisterhood
    John and Sarah’s Big Misadventure

  525. 525.

    crosspalms

    Razing Arizona
    There Will Be Blunders
    Raging Belle
    Eternal Sunshine of the Mindless Spot
    Dumb Slog Millionaire
    Atlas Shrugged Again
    Snow Country for Old Men
    The Story of OMG
    The Incredible Lightness of Being Me
    Sled Dog Day Afternoon
    The Creature from the White Lagoon
    Even More Lost in Space

  526. 526.

    paul loatman

    Home of the Blame
    It Takes Too to Tangle
    A View from the Bridge [To Russia]
    Moose Bull
    Sarah of Rabies-a
    Wailin’ with Palin
    The Egg on My Face and I
    Wrecker in The Rye
    No Light in August

  529. 529.

    msirt

    The Last Angry Ma’am.
    Vanity Fare
    Preacher’s Pet
    Ma’am of “You Betcha”.
    The Hunt for Red November
    Shame
    The Louse that Roared

  534. 534.

    James Davis

    2008: A Spaced out Candidate
    Casaflunka
    No Intelligence Allowed
    Saving Paul Ryan
    Bore-a! Bore-a! Bore-a!
    Mrs. Palin Doesn’t go to Washington
    Yetisburg
    Hacks and Generals
    Victory through Teabagging
    The Godmother
    Der Huntergang
    Titanic II
    Minds Wide Shut
    Atlas Sighed
    Bridge over the Narrows Tongass

  537. 537.

    Charley James

    Sorry if any of these have been used … I didn’t have time to read all of the posts:

    For Whom The Tweets Toll
    The Abominator
    Frisky Business
    Breakfast At Tiffany’s With Newt
    Half-Life
    State Trooper – The Sequel
    You Betcha Life (TV Adaptation)
    Wasilla Nights
    Sarah’s Andromeda Strain
    The Palin Identity (in the works, a sequel: The Palin Inferiority)
    The Pipleine Redemption
    Fast Times At Birther High
    A Fistful Of Dollars From My PAC
    For A Few Dollars More From The Kochs’

    This is too much fun for a Friday afternoon.

  540. 540.

    Joe Gould

    Bridge On The River? Why?

    The Entertainer

    My Dinner With…Nevermind

    Babette’s Heist

    Topsy Turvy

    The Killing Fields

    A Face In The Crowd, Part Deux

    The Lyin in Winter

    Love and Dearth

    Elmer Palintry

    They Shoot Moose, Don’t They?

    Sad-night, Cowboy!

    We Wish To Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed

    Out of Alaska

  558. 558.

    Thrutch

    John Waters has 2 film names that need no adaptation
    Mondo Trasho
    Serial Mom

    And then a minor change gets us
    Sarah B. Demented

    Oh, Divine, why did you leave us? Sarah is the role you were born to play

  561. 561.

    David Noyes

    Sarah Wars 3: Revenge of Sithster Palin
    American Graffiti Laundered & Propagandized
    Batman and Batty Woman
    The Big, Never-ending Chill
    Birth of a Nation Ruining Dictator
    Bring Me The Head of Sarah Palin, Please
    The Cabinet of Governor Asshat
    Close Encounters of the Worst Kind
    Rat People
    Crimes and Misdemeanors and Felonies and Insanity and…
    The Departed 2: If Only!
    The Killing Fields 2: The U.S. Under President Palin
    Little Big Bitch
    Vampyr 2: Return of the Bloodsucker
    The Would-Be Thief of Bagdad’s Oil Fields
    Women and Men and An Entire Nation On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown

    I was surprised how many movie titles need no alteration to apply to this cretin: such as…

    The Butcher
    The Awful Truth
    Beat The Devil
    Natural Born Killer
    There Will Be Blood

    —

    My Facebook friends are chiming in w/some good ones:

    Apocalypse Now
    All About Sleeze
    Psycho-ette
    Scam by Me
    On the Waver Front
    Hello Dummy
    Pubs and Prejudice
    Fright Club
    Gone With the Windbag
    Throw GrandMomma From the Gravy Train
    To Kill Every Kind of Bird
    The Lyin’ in Winter
    Stealing Minnesota
    Some Like It Shot
    From Here to Maternity
    The Blindsided
    The Trigg Lebowski
    Guess Who’s Slumming for Dinner?
    Five Sleazy Pieces
    Displeasure of the Sarah Madre
    To Have and Have Shot
    The Schtick-Up Artist
    A Schlockwork Orange
    2011–A Spaced-Out Odyssey
    With Six You Get Steamrolled
    The Palm Greased Story
    The Louse That Whored
    Double Condemnity
    The Toddfather
    Shadow of a Lout
    To Slur With Love
    A Day at the Rascists
    Mrs.Twit goes to Washington
    Two for the Road Kill
    Citizen Shame

  562. 562.

    MinuteMan

    o The Wrong Stuff

    o Psycho

    o 2012: A Spaced Odyssey

    o Greedy

    o Any which way but truth

  563. 563.

    Jack Abramoff

    I posted over on Krugman’s blog, I’ll quote myself here:

    “Everybody Shrugged”

    “Pirates of the Aleutian”

    “The Old and the Furious”

    “Beer for My Grizzlies”

    “On the Russian Waterfront”

  570. 570.

    SRC

    can’t read ’em all; my apologies if this has already been offered:

    “Autoliography”

  571. 571.

    Dontcha Know

    Say Yes to the Mess
    Say Yes to the Stress
    An Inconvenient Goof
    Jurassic Park 4, Drill Baby Drill

  572. 572.

    Michelle

    “The Quitter”
    “O Governor, where art thou?”
    “Mis-Adaptation”
    “Demento”

  579. 579.

    JayDub

    Palindrone
    Hullabully
    The Girl who Couldn’t Talk Straight
    Wasilla: Valley of the Gall
    Gotchaca

  589. 589.

    John Q

    Journey to the Renter of the Birth
    Run Loud, Run Shallow
    Casa Blanka
    A Passage to Indifference
    Pulp Faction
    Ratatatouille
    Always Cry Wolf
    Intolerance
    The Perils of Palin
    Blight of the Huntress
    The Bridge on the River – Why?
    Some Like Her Not
    To Mock a Killing Bird
    My Unfair Lady
    The Cable Gal
    From Here to Maternity
    The Sixth Nonsense
    Grand Illusion
    Gone With the Whine
    The Nightmare Before Christians
    The Dulling

  590. 590.

    John Q

    It’s a Blunderful Life
    A Woman for No Reason
    The NonCommitments

    (From previous list – make that
    Grand Illusions)

  593. 593.

    Knives05

    Craptastic Mrs. Fox
    Captain Palin: The Worst Agenger
    The Never Ending Campaign Trail

  594. 594.

    Knives05

    Inglorious Turd
    American Psycho
    Beetlegrift
    Ghost Writer
    Drag The Country to Hell
    The Princess Dunce
    Bridge to Nowhere On the River Kwai

  597. 597.

    Bryce in Seattle

    Million Dollar Babel
    Incorrigible Bastards
    The Winking Game
    Lord of Wardrobe
    Ms Taken

  598. 598.

    Dontcha know too also

    13 Days: The Sara Palin Presidency, before she resigned due to corruption charges.

    Confessions of a Wasteaholic
    27 Dresses Too, I. Have Nothing to Wear
    Das Goat
    Bushtanic 3, The Return to Bushtanic 2
    Joe the Plumber Versus The Volcano
    Deadliest Catch: The One That Should’ve Been Thrown Back
    Wassila Belle
    The Lady That Stares Like Goats

  599. 599.

    CoinKoin

    Twenty Thousand Leagues under Everything
    Yesterday Never Dies
    Monty Python Holy Fail
    White Snow and the Seven Farces

  604. 604.

    Brian O'Connell

    Apologies if any of these are repeats, I didn’t read all 600+:
    Wasilla Winka’ and the Oil Factory
    Grizzly Madam
    Notes to Myself (On My Hand)
    Mavrick
    Death, Be Not Panel
    The Woman in the Death Panel Suit
    Sweet Smell of Excess
    His Girl Sarah
    Stop or This Mom Will Shoot
    Two-Hundred Mules for Shopping Sarah
    Sarah, Dumb & Tall
    In the Company of Wolves (in a Helicopter)

  609. 609.

    Vanine

    Here some more that came to me while walking the dog:

    Pallingeist
    Jaws 2012: dropping in chagrin.
    Mooseraker

  610. 610.

    Ogden Wernstrom

    The Born Refudiation

    The Adventures of Governor Munchhausen

    The Effect of Gamma Rays on Pie-In-The-Sky Candidates

  611. 611.

    Ogden Wernstrom

    Oh, and this:

    For White Girls Who Have Considered Resignation When the Half-Term Is Enuf

  612. 612.

    Ryan Lee

    The Silence of the Moose
    Who’s Afraid of Sarah Palin (Everyone!)
    Sophie’s Last Choice
    2008: An Election Loser

  613. 613.

    Joey

    dumb and dumber 2
    dumb and dumber 3, 4, and 5
    a room with a view of russia
    rain woman
    the good, the sarah, and the sarah
    et -the extraordinarilystupid terrestrial
    the graduate (not)
    palien
    beavis and sarah
    bride of frankenstein 2
    the silence of the electorate
    the manurean candidate
    eternal sunshine of the thoughtless mind
    eight and a half (aka sarah’s IQ)
    fargo 2, 3, and 4
    el torpe
    don’t read now
    au revoir, les enfantiles
    apocalypse named palin
    the 400 votes
    my dinner with android
    some like it not
    the long-awaited goodbye
    rebel without a cranium
    my fair lazy

  615. 615.

    PattyCakes San Diego

    Teabagging with Moose-ilini
    Sled-Dog Day Afternoon
    Journey to the Center of the Smirk
    My Mom is an Elk Serial Killer
    Knocked Up: The Bristol Palin Saga
    Half-Baked Alaska
    Planes, Trains and Snowmobiles
    Training Day
    The Yukonian Candidate
    Teen Sex, Lies and Videotape
    Every Which Way but Moose
    Dirty Todd and Crazy Sarah
    Bonzo Goes to Washington
    Plan 9 from Wasilla

  619. 619.

    zanec

    Demento
    Moose in Rouge
    The Russia Porch
    Seven Years of You Betcha
    Riding the Bullseye
    A Quitter Runs Through It
    A History of Ambivalence
    Conspiracy Theocracy
    Out of Africa, the Country
    Save the Last Dunce

  622. 622.

    Harry R. Sohl

    Sarah, Palin and Simple (Real Simple)
    Twitter’s Twat
    The Unbearable Lightness of Being Sarah Palin
    Sarah Palin: America’s half-assed, Half-term Half-wit
    Half-Baked Alaskan
    Going Broke
    The Silence of the LambsThe Dipness of the Shit
    Throw Mama Grizzly from the Train
    Rosemary’s Baby, Also II: The Palining
    Jesus Wept

  623. 623.

    Curious

    The Good, the Bad, and the Stupid
    The Slime Machine
    The Flying Hun
    The Idiot (NOT written by Dostoyevsky)
    The Years the Brain Stood Still
    Flirty Sarry
    The Faulty’s Fakin

  624. 624.

    Curious

    The Faking of Palin, One Two Three
    Mindless in Wasilla
    The Half Governator
    Source Codeless
    Trustless
    True Liar

  625. 625.

    Curious

    The Faking of Palin, One Two Three
    Mindless in Wasilla
    The Half Governator
    Source Codeless
    Trustless
    True Liar

  629. 629.

    Curious

    The Princess Lied
    Everybody’s Fool
    Presence of Malice
    Butch McCain and the Mindless Kid
    The Towering Infernal
    Fool Mind Luke
    The Hustlerette
    The Long Hot Scammer
    Spied Her Scam
    The Spy Whose Mind was Out in the Cold
    Fox Liar
    The Tree of Lies

  630. 630.

    Curious

    Air Heads (Can’t improve on that as is)
    Mixed Nuts (Ditto)
    Psycho (Ditto)
    Boneheads
    Jurassic Snark
    Bad Will Huntress
    Mrs DoubtLiar

  632. 632.

    idesign

    You idiots sure spend a lot of time trashing someone who is supposed to be irrelevant…LOL

  635. 635.

    Curious

    The Lyin in Winter
    A Woman for no Seasons
    The Twilight Saga: New Loon
    In the Lyin’ of Fire
    or – In the Line of Liar
    The Boring Identity

  636. 636.

    Lonestar

    Saw mention of this on another website and had to chime in:

    Alaska Is Not Enough
    More Fools For Sister Sarah
    Attack Of The 50-IQ Woman
    Clueless (needs no change, obviously)
    Bimbo: Menstrual Blood Part II

    :D

  640. 640.

    Snappers

    Goddrilla
    Gullible’s Babbles
    Look Who’s Talking Also, Too
    Happy Drillmore
    Let’s Give Them Dumb-Things to Talk About
    Whore of the Worlds
    The Basketcase Diaries
    Oy Story
    Malice in Wonderland
    Exit Through the Grift Shop
    Doctor Do-Very-Little
    Descent of a Woman
    Blaveheart
    Good Drill Hunting
    Little Miss Gunshine

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    dizzy in dc

    Palin for Dummies

    Confessions of an Idiot by Sarah Palin

    Lipstick on Bulldogs, complete Book of Color choices and Application Techniques

    WICKED’ER!

    Delusions of Grandeur and Stupidity of Magnanimous Proportions

    Palin and Politics the condensed version, about 5 pages long, nothing of insight,just pictures of her wardobe

    The Newspapers I don’t Read by SP

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