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fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

In my day, never was longer.

The willow is too close to the house.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

Peak wingnut was a lie.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

Not all heroes wear capes.

People are complicated. Love is not.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

If you’re pissed about Biden’s speech, he was talking about you.

John Fetterman: Too Manly for Pennsylvania.  Paid for by the Oz for Senator campaign.

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

Just because you believe it, that doesn’t make it true.

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  2. 2.

    Hunter Gathers

    Looks like someone will be a future front pager over at NRO. Or head of the RNC.

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    MattF

    And don’t forget to read and link to all those serious and edifying comments about George Tierney of South Carolina.

  8. 8.

    BGinCHI

    If I lose my job at least I know how to use Twitter to get on the wingnut welfare gravy train. How long before he gets employment?

    VICTORY!

  11. 11.

    Legalize

    George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina? I think I read something about him on teh Google.

  12. 12.

    The Other Chuck

    So is this guy a legislator or something? Because, um, not to excuse what the guy said or anything, but random assholes have been around on the internet for a while.

  13. 13.

    hitchhiker

    George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina has just made my morning. Thank you, sir.

  15. 15.

    Ash Can

    LULZ! This link is screamingly funny, and hats off to jibeaux for posting it in the last comment thread. Some people, like our George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, North Carolina here, just have to learn manners — not to mention the Internet — the hard way.

  17. 17.

    Felinious Wench

    Tbogg wins the internets today.

    And even if he took it down, it would live on. George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina, would have to sue the entire interwebs.

  19. 19.

    joeyess

    Tierney’s an idiot. I’ve read his twitertwat timeline…… it’s all golf, how tan he is, and Sandra Fluke is a slut.

  20. 20.

    ploeg

    @Felinious Wench: And if George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina actually went to court as he threatened to do, George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina might make it into newspapers, TV news shows, morning zoo radio programs, etc. etc. etc. Then everybody would know about George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina.

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    jibeaux

    @Ash Can: He is not from NC, George Tierney, Jr. is from Greenville, SOUTH Carolina. The Other Chuck, the reason it’s notable is not the random assholeishness so much as the frantic attempts to scrub blogs talking about the random assholeishness via litigation threats. Entertaining in the same way Santorum publicly wonders why google can’t just remove that unseemly stuff from their “website.” And that is why the story of George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina is interesting.

  23. 23.

    Scott S.

    @The Other Chuck: It would be one thing if George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina had said horrible things in the privacy of his own home or in private e-mail. But George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina said horrible things in public on a public website. The fact that George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina is now unhappy that the horrible things he said in public are now being talked about in public is really a case of tiny violins for him.

  24. 24.

    Felinious Wench

    @ploeg: And George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina, is a caddy. If this goes viral (and I’m thinking it won’t be long), George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina will have trouble finding any kind of pro willing to hire him.

    Sandra Fluke pwned George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina.

  25. 25.

    arguingwithsignposts

    @jibeaux: I lived in Greenville for 5 years and I don’t think I ever ran across George Tierney, Jr. I don’t travel in those asshole circles, obviously.

  26. 26.

    Citizen_X

    TAKE IT OFF GOOGLE.

    Who does Tbogg think he is, anyway? Stop abusing your internet powerz and just take it off Google already!

  28. 28.

    shortstop

    Oh, George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina, you are screwed now. But your plight made my Monday, so I’m grateful to you, George Tierney, and to the whole town of Greenville, South Carolina.

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    celticdragonchick

    George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina is a real hit with the ladies. Calling them “cunts” and referring to their mouths as “dick suckers” is a sure fire win.

    However, he does have a thing for racehorses. It would irresponsible not to speculate…

  30. 30.

    Mino

    Rush could tell George Tierney, Jr. of South Carolina about the inadvisability of tussling with Sandra Fluke.

  31. 31.

    lacp

    If you libtards continue to interfere with my Jeebus-given right to call out mouthy slutty cunts on the intertubes, I’m gonna go George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina on y’all.

  33. 33.

    ET

    George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina – just because you can tweet doesn’t mean you should……

  34. 34.

    kdaug

    Oh, that George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina?

    Confused at first.

    (Psst, George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina – sunburn isn’t good for you. Use some cream or something.)

  37. 37.

    ChrisB

    Hilarious indeed.

    I suppose it was too easy to ask George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina for his long form birth certificate when asking him to identify himself. All the better to require the lawyer’s confirmation.

  38. 38.

    Mark S.

    Real women are so focused on the economy that they don’t mind being called dick sucking cunts.

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    Rommie

    At this rate George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina will be associated with doing unspeakable things to kittens on Google. That would be a tragedy.

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    danielx

    @Felinious Wench:

    Yup. And – taking a wild guess – I’d say getting laid may not be in George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina’s future either. At least not by women. Do they herd sheep in South Carolina?

  43. 43.

    arguingwithsignposts

    @Rommie: I understand that it would be irresponsible not to speculate, wrt George Tierney, Jr. of South Carolina

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    shortstop

    @Mark S.: This real woman spewed coffee across the monitor when she read that.

    Y’all, don’t forget that George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina also referred to women as “you bitches” in a response to Ms. Fluke. Is our George Tierney, Jrs., learning?

  46. 46.

    arguingwithsignposts

    Does George Tierney, Jr. of South Carolina kiss his children with that mouth?

  47. 47.

    jibeaux

    I wonder if George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina has considered taking TBogg up on his kind offer of updating the google if George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina will make a sincere public apology to Ms. Fluke, or a donation to Planned Parenthood. It’s really a small price to pay for having your google updated, Mr. George Tierney, Jr.

  48. 48.

    Nutella

    Heh. 5 of the first 10 links for a Google search of “George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina” are about this kerfuffle. None of the 5 are complimentary to George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina.

    The other 5 are his attempts at personal branding on LinkedIn, etc. Oops.

  50. 50.

    danielx

    Purely amazing to see public assholery going viral right before my very eyes. Ne’er mind, George, if all else fails Rush will put you on the payroll cleaning his toilets or something. Speaking of getting laid, perhaps Mrs. Limbaugh the Fifth will have eyes for you. If she married Rush her standards can’t be all that high.

  52. 52.

    shortstop

    @Nutella: George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, SC, is unaware of how to use teh LinkedIn? This is consistent with what else we know of George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, SC.

  54. 54.

    celticdragonchick

    @lacp:

    He is definitely hot for some well muscled and sweaty stallion that won Preakness over the weekend. Check out his facebook page…

    ;)

  56. 56.

    celticdragonchick

    @lacp:

    He is definitely hot for some well muscled and sweaty stallion that won Preakness over the weekend. Check out his facebook page…

    ;)

  59. 59.

    celticdragonchick

    @danielx:

    Yep. I actually posted this at Little Green Footballs a couple of hours ago. Just doing my part to make sure Georgie is feeling loved right now…

  63. 63.

    Felinious Wench

    @danielx:

    Yup. And – taking a wild guess – I’d say getting laid may not be in George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina’s future either.

    Wondering about George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina’s momma’s feelings about her boy right now. Or his sister’s. Or his girlfriend’s. Or any other female that has the misfortune of encountering George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina.

    Asshat.

  64. 64.

    arguingwithsignposts

    George Tierney, Jr. of South Carolina. Dear diary, i woke up this morning and logged into my AOL account and found out that I had become an internet tradition.

  65. 65.

    lacp

    ATTENTION GREENVILLE SOUTH CAROLINA: ALL YOUR GEORGE TIERNEY JUNIOR ARE BELONG TO US

  66. 66.

    JGabriel

    So George Tierney thinks he can say whatever he wants about women on the Internets, but believes he can sue anyone who talks about him?

    Isn’t there a saying about this? Something about being able to give but not take?

    Typical libtards! Criticizing a man for being a giver and not a taker!

    .

  68. 68.

    sharl

    Good stuff from TBogg’s comments:

    Commenter Lesley noted from a tweet that George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina haz a sad that there is so little regard these days for the concept of southern hospitality.

    Commenter thedarkbackward saw the clear opportunity for a meme that would feature this gaping black hole where self-awareness might otherwise exist for George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina.

    It kinda works for GOP politics in general, but particularly for parochial ‘regionalists’ who tend to brag on southern hospitality. Bless their hearts.

  70. 70.

    Forum Transmitted Disease

    I checked George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina’s Twitter feed.

    In addition to being a world-class douche, he’s so fucking stupid he hasn’t even taken down his offensive tweets (there are a lot of them) or done the simpler DELETE EVERYTHING move and kill his account.

    I never dreamed, when learning how to code back in the eighties, that turning stupid people loose on computers could result in so much hilarity.

  71. 71.

    yopd1

    His tweet about women at Augusta is right up there in stupidity.

    when men can join the YWCA, then augusta may think about it…dont count on it..this is good ol boy country.

  73. 73.

    cmorenc

    Note to George Tierney:
    You’re a golfer, so when you’ve hit a bad shot into a patch of thick, tall rough amid a tangled mess of briers, do you:
    a) prudently recognize that you’ve got an unplayable lie, take the penalty so you don’t make the situation worse with futile attempts to advance the ball; OR
    b) try to flail the ball out of trouble anyway, in a leap of hope against the weight of experience?;
    c) cheat and move the ball with your hand back out of the rough and play it as if you never hit it in there, and while you’re at it give yourself a good lie. HEY GEORGE: as a golfer, you know this only works when you’re only playing purely for fun with friends, and not if this is in any kind of broader competition. WHICH BTW IS WHAT POSTING ARGUMENTATIVE COMMENTS ON THE INTERNET IS ANALOGOUS TO, since it’s no longer purely bullshitting around with a few buds about the alleged sluttiness of certain women. Instead, it’s with the broader world which will hold you to account for what you say.

  76. 76.

    redshirt

    George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina, I am very rich Nigerian but have political problems with my corrupt government and need your help in getting my money. IF you send me your bank account info I will transfer 10 MILLION DOLLARS immediately to your account for your assistance in FREEDOM….

  77. 77.

    arguingwithsignposts

    @Quicksand: George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina says you need more Glenn Greenwald, and Andrew Sullivan, also, too.

  78. 78.

    The Other Chuck

    Y’all do know that repeating the guy’s name in such a mantra-like fashion looks to the googlebot nothing quite like keyword spamming and that they _penalize_ the results, right?

    And once again why does one random troll get so much attention?

  79. 79.

    TaMara (BHF)

    @celticdragonchick:

    George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina is a real hit with the ladies. Calling them “cunts” and referring to their mouths as “dick suckers” is a sure fire win.

    I take great comfort in believing that the only way George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina will ever get his dick sucked will be if he shells out the $$$ for the opportunity.

  80. 80.

    mai naem

    I do believe George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, S.C. is well on his way to being the recipient of the the Annual Intertubez Santorum Award.

    And, people,y’all don’t forget now its George Tierney Junior of Greenville not just plain ole George Tierney.

  82. 82.

    Legalize

    It’s funny watching a new internet tradition be born in real time. Mr. George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC is clearly not aware of all internet traditions.

  83. 83.

    Amir Khalid

    In all likelihood, there will now never be a George Tierney III, whether of Greenville, South Carolina or of anywhere else. As you all sit at your keyboards/smartphones and mock poor George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina, I hope you’re all happy about that. I know I am.

  84. 84.

    Comrade Mary

    @The Other Chuck: For some reason, hapless people often get negative internet attention (see: the Star Wars Kid.) That’s mean and pointless and I abhor it.

    But when nasty people (who are also hapless) get negative internet attention, I have absolutely no problems with a bit of piling on.

  86. 86.

    Arm The Homeless

    Yo! George Tierney Jr from Greenville, South Carolina! I heard you like to whine. So we put your whine and the twitter-twatter together so you can get laughed at in public.

  87. 87.

    danimal

    Once more, with feeling…

    Leave George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNE!!!!!

  88. 88.

    Linda Featheringill

    Does this guy have a job? If not, he may have difficulty getting hired now. Would you want this clown representing your company?

  89. 89.

    kc

    None of this would have happened if George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina had kept his goddamn dick-sucker shut.

    [/George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina]

  90. 90.

    George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina

    Hi guys,

    Have there been any messages for me?

  92. 92.

    Rosalita

    What a dumb, miserable fuck. Good on TBogg for adding more of his verbiage to teh Google. May it live in infamy.

  93. 93.

    eemom

    I like the part where he says it’s gonna be settled in court with the payment of money to him.

  94. 94.

    arguingwithsignposts

    @eemom: You mean when George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina plays baracks lawyer?

  98. 98.

    slag

    Don’t be mean to George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina. George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina, might decide to go Galt and then where will you be? You could end up finding George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina, in UR BUKKIT!

  99. 99.

    jibeaux

    @The Other Chuck: The internet’s got lots of time, so if you know any trolls with their real names out there as odious as George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville SC, then put them out there. But lots of them, unlike George Tierney, Jr., don’t use their real names, and some also unlike George Tierney, Jr., seem more pitiful than aggressively stupid.

  100. 100.

    arguingwithsignposts

    Ultimately, the question is why isn’t TBogg in the Balloon Juice stable. Inquiring George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina’s want to know.

  101. 101.

    feebog

    George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina is apparently a clueless dick. Good luck with the rest of your miserable life you unsufferable asshole.

  102. 102.

    slag

    @The Other Chuck:

    And once again why does one random troll get so much attention?

    Well…he’s directly attacking an ally, and people are coming to that ally’s defense. Is there a big mystery here? Does this time-honored internet tradition disturb you in some way?

    Tell you what…why don’t you go do something useful, have someone (many people, in fact!) make a flurry of attacks on your character in public as a result, and then, everyone will just sit back and let you suck it up? Will that make you feel better?

  107. 107.

    Scratch

    George Tierny of Greenville, SC deserves all the notoriety he’s gonna get. Going through his twitter stream is to read the thoughts of a vile turd.

  108. 108.

    shortstop

    I wonder how the housing market is in Greenville, SC. Because someone who isn’t very bright, and I name no names–COUGH! George Tierney of Greenville, SC–may think that moving will solve his little internet problem.

  110. 110.

    Lee

    Holy shit.

    BJ is already #8 in google results for “George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC” and TBogg’s post is #3.

    The dude is screeeeeewwwwwwwwwed.

  111. 111.

    danielx

    I love the smell of napalm on 5/21/12. I bet George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina does too.

  112. 112.

    Forum Transmitted Disease

    The entry of “George Tierney” into Google – without location, nothing else – gives driftglass’ article on this asshole as the #2 search result, Tbogg’s piece is right behind at #3.

    That’s up four spots since the first time I did this two hours ago.

    May the rest of this woman-hating fucker’s life be long and miserable.

  114. 114.

    Felinious Wench

    Yo, George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC, I’m really happy for you, and ima let you finish, but Weiner had one of the best tweets of ALL TIME!! Of ALL TIME!

  115. 115.

    redshirt

    George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC, I challenge you to a duel. If I don’t hear from you within the next hour, I assume you’re too cowardly to show up.

  117. 117.

    Rommie

    Hey, George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina, I learned something today – the infamous BJ post about kittens and violation of their skulls was a post about Mitt Romney in 2007! I plain forgot about that. Stay Classy!

  118. 118.

    rlrr

    It’s possible there’s more than one George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, SC. It must suck for the other guy…

  119. 119.

    Citizen_X

    @Rommie: Why? Have you also heard that George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC, likes to…skull-fuck a kitten?

    I mean, that’s what I heard, on the Internets, so it’s out there!

  120. 120.

    Commenting at Balloon Juice Since 1937

    Who is George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina ? I suspect that I must google him and click on the Tbogg link to find out?

  121. 121.

    LAC

    I hear on the internet that George Tierney Jr of Greenville, SC will attempt to suck his own dick or die trying. Here’s to failure…

  122. 122.

    Hovercraft Full of Eels

    Just wanted to say that while the rumors that George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina huffs household cleaning products to get high and enjoys illicit sexual congress with a variety of barnyard animals are completely unsubstantiated, now that those rumors are “out there,” it would be irresponsible NOT to speculate.

  123. 123.

    Villago Delenda Est

    @Nutella:

    The other 5 are his attempts at personal branding on LinkedIn, etc. Oops.

    I’d say his personal branding is pretty much shot to hell.

    I do feel some sympathy for the other George Tierney, Jr.s out there who are not from Greenville, SC, but whose names are now linked, forever, to Greenville’s new favorite son.

    On a serious note, do these other George Tierneys have any recourse about this?

  124. 124.

    dr. bloor

    @SnarkyShark: @Ripley

    He said good “ol” boys, not good young’uns.

    I’d hire him to loop with me in a nanosecond. I’ll bet he’d love listening to me wax poetic for four hours about all the great stories Rachel Maddow has run recently. And then, of course, it would be time to tip him…

  126. 126.

    Foregone Conclusion

    TBogg’s post is now number three result on Google for ‘Greenville South Carolina.’ Wow.

  129. 129.

    CardinalRed

    if you read all his twatter, you see that George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC is quite a charmer with the ladies, when he’s not calling them the c word

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