Also, too: Some Mormons have a sense of humor.
Big night for Romney tomorrow! (He has never met a black man before.)
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) October 2, 2012
(via Paul Constant and Dan Savage)
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.
Innocent people do not delay justice.
Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!
When they say they are pro-life, they do not mean yours.
But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.
This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.
I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.
Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”
Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” was supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.
Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity
We know you aren’t a Democrat but since you seem confused let me help you.
The real work of an opposition party is to oppose.
If you thought you’d already seen people saying the stupidest things possible on the internet, prepare yourselves.
Following reporting rules is only for the little people, apparently.
The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.
Giving up is unforgivable.
The worst democrat is better than the best republican.
Our messy unity will be our strength.
Nothing worth doing is easy.
So fucking stupid, and still doing a tremendous amount of damage.
With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.
We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.
Jesus watching the most hateful people claiming to be his followers
Speaker Mike Johnson is a vile traitor to the House and the Constitution.
Baud
Blacks v. immigrants ad on MSNBC.
Going to be a long month.
PsiFighter37
Ken Jennings made a funny. That’s pretty awesome.
I know people may bitch at me for jinxing, but I honestly think Obama is going to absolutely crush Romney. It will be because Romney will step on his dick until it turns purple from the abuse, but it will be a crushing nonetheless.
I can’t wait. Let the self-dick-stomping commence, ETA 29 minutes…
gogol's wife
@PsiFighter37:
тфу, тфу, тфу, не сглазить
I just took care of the evil eye you just called forth.
Southern Beale
I was up all night last night with a stomach virus. I am exhausted. I can only hope I will be able to stay awake through the whole thing.
TheMightyTrowel
Also funny: Atlas Shrugged II is advertising during MSNBC’s pre-debate coverage.
Are these ads playing anywhere else? I’m live-streaming from Australia. I thought it was gonna be a Todd Akin ad or something – it had the low production values of a local congressional campaign.
Made me laugh!
Schlemizel
@TheMightyTrowel:
Yeah I saw that before I turned off Game Night In America!1!1! on MSNBC
Looked like a Sci-Fi movie if I didn’t know the story
Fuck ALL the chickens! (né Studly Pantload, t.e.u.u.)
Zingers, bitchez!
TheMightyTrowel
@Schlemizel: It’s a sunny thursday morning here – i can’t think of anything better to do while I write lectures than shout at my computer.
dmsilev
@Fuck ALL the chickens! (né Studly Pantload, t.e.u.u.): What’s the over/under on the number of times when we’ll hear Romney say something bizarre and all turn to each other and say “was that a zinger? I think that was supposed to be a zinger.”
I’ll take ten.
NotMax
Will Tunch and the pooches be watching?
NotMax
Will Tunch and the pooches be watching?
Omnes Omnibus
The Romneys are playing Jenga.
Schlemizel
@dmsilev:
I assume he’ll get all smirky like Boy Blunder so you know he thinks he just got one off. So I’ll go under
Omnes Omnibus
The Romneys are playing Jenga.
Yutsano
@gogol’s wife: Gesundheit. :)
beltane
@dmsilev: Maybe we’ll all be too drunk to tell. We need a designated driver to tell us if what we think might have been a zinger was really a zinger or just an imaginary zinger.
Schlemizel
@dmsilev:
I assume he’ll get all smirky like Boy Blunder so you know he thinks he just got one off. So I’ll go under
tofubo
would like to see obama walk out eating a chocolate zinger and give the mittens a box of vanilla zingers, saying he heard he needed some
Maude
@NotMax:
They’ll be sleeping.
I wonder if Romney will make a fool of himself.
Omnes Omnibus
@beltane: I am guessing they will all be imaginary.
Schlemizel
Well, whatever they tried to fix the comments failed badly. It timed out & now tells me my comment is a duplicate even though I don’t see it up there
ETA: Oh – now its up there
The Dangerman
@PsiFighter37:
“I’ll take Candidates That Are Up Shit Creek for $2000, Alex”
beltane
Is it true that the real reason Mitt Romney didn’t sleep well last night is that a group of Planned Parenthood supporters held a loud, all-night protest outside his hotel window? wonkette.com/485804/zingfest-2012-is-almost-upon-us#IDComment454878005
So full of win if true.
Mnemosyne
The debate-watching party I’m going to will be dry. (That’s what I get for having friends who are in recovery.) But I will have some sweet, sweet hard cider waiting for me when I get home to ease the stabbing pain.
Mnemosyne
@Omnes Omnibus:
I zoomed in and, yes, that’s a bottle of caffeine-free Diet Coke sitting on the table.
Omnes Omnibus
@Mnemosyne: Yes, it is.
Maude
@Schlemizel:
I hit submit and get off the site.
Come back and comment is there.
Can’t type or spell
General Stuck
@Mnemosyne:
Grape Nehi works better.
Punchy
Not watchin. Lemmie know just how decisively Rmoney schtomps O’s ass. Or so I expect to b tokd…..
PsiFighter37
Ann Romney looks like she’s in a bitchy mood (at least from the MSNBC shots of her).
I will be almost as happy to be rid of her as I will be to be rid of Mittens come November 7th.
Omnes Omnibus
@PsiFighter37:
22over7
Rachael Maddow sounds positively giddy…
Spaghetti Lee
I just rewatched Wall-E. I’d hate to spoil the good feeling.
PsiFighter37
@Omnes Omnibus: That is a fantastic way of putting it. No wonder Tbogg wins the Internets so often.
Violet
Will they start on time?
dmsilev
@PsiFighter37: Ann Romney always looks like she’s just been chewing on a lemon or something.
Brother Shotgun of Sweet Reason
@Schlemizel:
ETA: Oh – now its up there
ETA: Oh – now its up there
ETA: Oh – now its up there
ETA: Oh – now its up there
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ETA: Oh – now its up there
FYWP
BSoSR +2
dmsilev
@Violet: Usually pretty close to on time; the network TV gods must be appeased.
PsiFighter37
I predict the people who have instant reaction dials will turn their dials negative as soon as R-Money starts stammering through his first lie.
Poopyman
@dmsilev: That stick up her ass is splintery.
Anybody just hear Chris Matthews? “Kick ’em in the balls.”
Love live TV.
PsiFighter37
Here we go. Let’s crush it, Mr. President!!
dmsilev
“Domestic issues”
Romney: “It’s so hard finding reliable butlers these days”
Poopyman
FYWP is starting to sputter and smoke …
RossInDetroit, Rational Subjectivist
I see they’ve discontinued the Swimsuit Competition. No respect for tradition these days.
Omnes Omnibus
Okay, I opened a 2004 Alexander Valley Cab.
It should be gone soon.
YellowJournalism
@PsiFighter37: I get Jennings’ Twitter feed. He has a really fucked up sense of humor sometimes. He’d fit right in here.
Mary G
Energy independence, I thought so.
Omnes Omnibus
Mitt looks constipated
RossInDetroit, Rational Subjectivist
Clean Coal.
Drink.
RossInDetroit, Rational Subjectivist
FYWP
JGabriel
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A bit belated, but I just watched the video, and … Damn, now I wish I was Paul Ryan!
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