Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

Infrastructure week. at last.

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

Battle won, war still ongoing.

I did not have telepathic declassification on my 2022 bingo card.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

Second rate reporter says what?

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

No one could have predicted…

Prediction: the GOP will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

I’m pretty sure there’s only one Jack Smith.

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You Have to be Shitting Me

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I just learned that the entire debate audience is made up of undecided voters. We’re basically now going to have to listen to 80 of the stupidest fucking people on the planet ask uninformed questions. It’ll be like being taught Physics by a random sample of spring breakers at Daytona Beach.

Just let the fucking Chinese take over already.

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  4. 4.

    kathy a.

    take a deep breath. i have the same worry, but it is possible this will be fine. you think O hasn’t heard any of that shit before?

  9. 9.

    Calouste

    Wanna do an over/under on how many questions it will take before the first Tea Party talking point show up? I’m taking the under on 2.

  12. 12.

    smith

    Undecided my ass.

    During the VP debate, the CNN focus group, we were told, was made up of “undecided voters.” That CNN focus group was the only group to give Paul Ryan the “win” in the debate. We know damn well they were Republicans who claimed to be undecided.

    Like I said, undecided my ass.

  15. 15.

    Lolis

    The liveblog page is blocked for me. I am at works. I am bummed. I was counting on everyone to keep me laughing.

  19. 19.

    taylormattd

    Start drinking if you haven’t, and don’t stop until November, that’s all I’m saying.

  21. 21.

    Redshift

    And Romney leads off with lying about his position on Pell grants. Just in case anyone thought his strategy in this debate was going to be any different.

  25. 25.

    Redshift

    And Romney leads off with lying about his position on Pell grants. Just in case anyone thought his strategy in this debate was going to be any different.

  26. 26.

    different-church-lady

    Is it over yet? Can I open my eyes now? Can I go home? Please? Why don’t they let me go home? I feel so broke up I wanna go home.

  27. 27.

    Felanius Kootea

    Well, there’s this bit of good news:

    In states that allow voters to cast ballots before election day, early voting and extended voting hours are thought to benefit Democratic candidates because lower-income people, who tend to vote for them, are more likely to work odd hours. According to a Reuters/Ipsos national survey, about 10 percent of likely voters have already cast ballots. And of those who have voted, Obama holds a sizable lead over Romney – 56 percent to 35 percent. The poll has a credibility interval, a measure of accuracy, of plus or minus about five percentage points. That contrasts with a much closer race according to polls of likely voters. There, the president holds just a slight edge of 46 percent to 43 percent in Tuesday’s Reuters/Ipsos daily tracking poll.

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