Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Finding joy where we can, and muddling through where we can’t.

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

Good lord, these people are nuts.

Boeing: repeatedly making the case for high speed rail.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

Museums are not America’s attic for its racist shit.

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

Shut up, hissy kitty!

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

Innocent people do not delay justice.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

Donald Trump found guilty as fuck – May 30, 2024!

Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.

When they say they are pro-life, they do not mean yours.

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

Since we are repeating ourselves, let me just say fuck that.

Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.

Everybody saw this coming.

… gradually, and then suddenly.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

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You Have to be Shitting Me

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I just learned that the entire debate audience is made up of undecided voters. We’re basically now going to have to listen to 80 of the stupidest fucking people on the planet ask uninformed questions. It’ll be like being taught Physics by a random sample of spring breakers at Daytona Beach.

Just let the fucking Chinese take over already.

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  4. 4.

    kathy a.

    take a deep breath. i have the same worry, but it is possible this will be fine. you think O hasn’t heard any of that shit before?

  9. 9.

    Calouste

    Wanna do an over/under on how many questions it will take before the first Tea Party talking point show up? I’m taking the under on 2.

  12. 12.

    smith

    Undecided my ass.

    During the VP debate, the CNN focus group, we were told, was made up of “undecided voters.” That CNN focus group was the only group to give Paul Ryan the “win” in the debate. We know damn well they were Republicans who claimed to be undecided.

    Like I said, undecided my ass.

  15. 15.

    Lolis

    The liveblog page is blocked for me. I am at works. I am bummed. I was counting on everyone to keep me laughing.

  19. 19.

    taylormattd

    Start drinking if you haven’t, and don’t stop until November, that’s all I’m saying.

  21. 21.

    Redshift

    And Romney leads off with lying about his position on Pell grants. Just in case anyone thought his strategy in this debate was going to be any different.

  25. 25.

    Redshift

    And Romney leads off with lying about his position on Pell grants. Just in case anyone thought his strategy in this debate was going to be any different.

  26. 26.

    different-church-lady

    Is it over yet? Can I open my eyes now? Can I go home? Please? Why don’t they let me go home? I feel so broke up I wanna go home.

  27. 27.

    Felanius Kootea

    Well, there’s this bit of good news:

    In states that allow voters to cast ballots before election day, early voting and extended voting hours are thought to benefit Democratic candidates because lower-income people, who tend to vote for them, are more likely to work odd hours. According to a Reuters/Ipsos national survey, about 10 percent of likely voters have already cast ballots. And of those who have voted, Obama holds a sizable lead over Romney – 56 percent to 35 percent. The poll has a credibility interval, a measure of accuracy, of plus or minus about five percentage points. That contrasts with a much closer race according to polls of likely voters. There, the president holds just a slight edge of 46 percent to 43 percent in Tuesday’s Reuters/Ipsos daily tracking poll.

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