I just learned that the entire debate audience is made up of undecided voters. We’re basically now going to have to listen to 80 of the stupidest fucking people on the planet ask uninformed questions. It’ll be like being taught Physics by a random sample of spring breakers at Daytona Beach.
Just let the fucking Chinese take over already.
Lyrebird
LOL.
I’m praying that Obama’s superior skillz with baby-holding and such will prevail…
John
Some of them are probably lying about being undecided.
22over7
Pierce said they were lying their asses off.
kathy a.
take a deep breath. i have the same worry, but it is possible this will be fine. you think O hasn’t heard any of that shit before?
Jules
Paste eaters and tiger petters.
geg6
Where the hell have you been? I’ve been saying this all fucking day.
Emma
Sometimes they can surprise you… but mostly not. ::sigh::
Yutsano
@John: I’d lie my ass off to get in there. You bet both Willard and Obama have ringers in there.
Calouste
Wanna do an over/under on how many questions it will take before the first Tea Party talking point show up? I’m taking the under on 2.
geg6
Fucking Candy Crowley. Jeebus.
Mustang Bobby
“The common clay, the salt of the earth. You know… morons.”
smith
Undecided my ass.
During the VP debate, the CNN focus group, we were told, was made up of “undecided voters.” That CNN focus group was the only group to give Paul Ryan the “win” in the debate. We know damn well they were Republicans who claimed to be undecided.
Like I said, undecided my ass.
Southern Beale
I ranted about the “undecided voter” nonsense this morning.
Another Halocene Human
live stream?
Lolis
The liveblog page is blocked for me. I am at works. I am bummed. I was counting on everyone to keep me laughing.
Kiril
To be fair, in 04 and 08, the town hall debates had the best questions, just saying.
SFAW
“What are your names? And … BE SPECIFIC!”
pseudonymous in nc
SNL, like the stopped clock, got this topic right.
taylormattd
Start drinking if you haven’t, and don’t stop until November, that’s all I’m saying.
some guy
comes out swinginjg! 1,2,3.
Redshift
And Romney leads off with lying about his position on Pell grants. Just in case anyone thought his strategy in this debate was going to be any different.
different-church-lady
Is it over yet? Can I open my eyes now? Can I go home? Please?
Lee Hartmann
I’ve always been partial to the Mexicans taking over. Good food.
Ben Franklin
Go fuckinbamba. Kick their ever-lovin ass.
Don’t let the fucker up.
Redshift
And Romney leads off with lying about his position on Pell grants. Just in case anyone thought his strategy in this debate was going to be any different.
different-church-lady
Is it over yet? Can I open my eyes now? Can I go home? Please? Why don’t they let me go home? I feel so broke up I wanna go home.
Felanius Kootea
Well, there’s this bit of good news: