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Steelers v. Ravens Open Thread

by John Cole|  November 18, 20128:42 pm| 86 Comments

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Didn’t start the way I expected.

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  1. 1.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    November 18, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    You mean the bumblebee outfits?

  2. 2.

    Corner Stone

    November 18, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    I keep expecting George Clooney to walk out and start singing Man of Constant Sorrow in a Stillers uni.

  3. 3.

    Kathy

    November 18, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    It is very hard to concentrate on anything with the loud buzzing in my ears.

  4. 4.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    November 18, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    So they broke out the jailbreak outfits again? By the Prophets are those some hideous unis.

  5. 5.

    MoeLarryAndJesus

    November 18, 2012 at 8:51 pm

    I despise Al Michaels.

  6. 6.

    kindness

    November 18, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    What is up with those Bad News Bees uniforms? I’m thinkin’ Belushi when I see that.

  7. 7.

    Felonius Monk

    November 18, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!

    I am waiting for the resurrected John Belushi to enter the game at any moment.

  8. 8.

    SuzyQ

    November 18, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    Those unis are VERY distracting. Totes a fashion DON’T!! History be damned,

  9. 9.

    elftx

    November 18, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    I pay no attention to football, never really have. But my hubby feels he should watch the Steelers in support of JC even tho he can’t really root for them lol.
    So he turns the game on and I see a bunch of grown men wearing Yellow and Black Striped “Where’s Waldo” outfits.
    Helllooo wth is this????

  10. 10.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    November 18, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    @elftx: We call ’em the Stingers now.

  11. 11.

    Corner Stone

    November 18, 2012 at 8:55 pm

    I can’t help but think of Deebo. Like, all the time.

  12. 12.

    KyCole

    November 18, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    The best part about being divorced is that I can watch Netflix instead of football. Okay, maybe not the best part.

  13. 13.

    Corner Stone

    November 18, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    @KyCole: Well, what is?

  14. 14.

    MikeBoyScout

    November 18, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    I like Ike

  15. 15.

    Kobie

    November 18, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    The Steelers are dressed like the girl in the Blind Melon “No Rain” video.

  16. 16.

    Uncle Ebeneezer

    November 18, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    The Steelers are definitely the favorites en Mexico.

  17. 17.

    JWL

    November 18, 2012 at 9:04 pm

    Why wear a uniform that looks so ugly, and makes the team (and, by extension its fans) look so silly, worthy objects of ridicule? Once, I can understand. Marketing, and all that jazz. But to wear it twice in a season? WTF?

  18. 18.

    freelancer

    November 18, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    Utoh.

  19. 19.

    Corner Stone

    November 18, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    I wonder wtf is wrong with Texans special teams coaches? They cut Jacoby Jones and Trindon Holliday in the same damn season.

  20. 20.

    taylormattd

    November 18, 2012 at 9:11 pm

    What the everloving fuck are your players wearing John?

    Holy fuck, those are the most but ugly pieces of crap any sports team has ever put on, and that includes all of the garbage Oregon wears.

    My god, they deserve to lose because of those uniforms.

  21. 21.

    freelancer

    November 18, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    @taylormattd:

    I’m thinking they’re gonna lose because of their O-line, but that works too.

  22. 22.

    Ron

    November 18, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    oh good. why shouldn’t the defense start playing as badly as the rest of the team. I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

  23. 23.

    Raven

    November 18, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    Speaking of Hines Ward, HOW BOUT THEM DAWGS!!!!!!

  24. 24.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    November 18, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    @freelancer:

    I’m thinking they’re gonna lose because of their O-line, but that works too.

    O-line or B-line, flip a coin.

  25. 25.

    RinaX

    November 18, 2012 at 9:16 pm

    Also, too, WTF with those uniforms?

  26. 26.

    JPL

    November 18, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    @RinaX: Rumor has that Tunch is embarrassed.

  27. 27.

    jrg

    November 18, 2012 at 9:20 pm

    Are others aware of “Epic Rap Battles of History“. Is anyone aware of anything remotely as amusing?

  28. 28.

    RinaX

    November 18, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    @JPL:

    You know what really makes it hideous? The tan pants. Why not go with yellow or black? The tan emphasizes just how ugly the rest of the uniform is.

  29. 29.

    SuzyQ

    November 18, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    It’s not so much the pants as it is the stripes. Sorry, but that ish don’t match!! Tan pants? FFS!
    And vice versa ….

  30. 30.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    November 18, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    @SuzyQ: And horizontal stripes, zomg?? Fattening!

  31. 31.

    JPL

    November 18, 2012 at 9:24 pm

    @RinaX: They could be pink if they wore those shirts and socks last month. That would be quite a fashion statement.

  32. 32.

    Raven

    November 18, 2012 at 9:25 pm

    @JPL: It’s gorgeous down here on the gulf!

  33. 33.

    KyCole

    November 18, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    @@Corner Stone: <Wa href="#commen@Corner Stone: 6558″>Corner Stone</a
    Well obviously- not living with an asshole.

  34. 34.

    ? Martin

    November 18, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    Maybe the Steelers figure they could hypnotize the Ravens with those uniforms. I blame Obama.

  35. 35.

    JPL

    November 18, 2012 at 9:30 pm

    @Raven: You missed an ugly Falcons win.

  36. 36.

    Raven

    November 18, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    @JPL: It was the start of the second when we pulled into town. I went and got some frozen shrimp and hit the beach. Caught a really nice pompano in about 39 minutes! The doggies enjoyed the sunset and then we baked that sucker up.

  37. 37.

    JPL

    November 18, 2012 at 9:36 pm

    @Raven: I’m watching the Dust Bowl on PBS and the dunes look the same as in your picture.

  38. 38.

    Steeplejack

    November 18, 2012 at 9:36 pm

    Just came in. I see the Steelers are wearing their Killer Bee/prison chain gang uniforms. I guess the Ravens can’t go retro, because then they would be the Cleveland Browns. Confusing.

    Looks like a good game, though. I will observe.

  39. 39.

    Raven

    November 18, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    @JPL: Shit, I meant to set the dvr!

  40. 40.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    November 18, 2012 at 9:42 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    because then they would be the Cleveland Browns

    Good one.

  41. 41.

    Jerzy Russian

    November 18, 2012 at 9:43 pm

    The San Diego Union Tribune is one shitty newspaper, but I do enjoy reading their sports columnists after a Chargers loss, especially one to the Broncos. I know I won’t be disappointed tonight.

  42. 42.

    Steeplejack

    November 18, 2012 at 9:49 pm

    @Raven:

    They’re (re)running it about 20 times this week. In fact, check to see if it’s on later tonight (2:00 a.m. EST here, also 7:00 a.m.).

    ETA: Oops, never mind. Just realized you’re not at home. Enjoy the beach!

  43. 43.

    The Dangerman

    November 18, 2012 at 9:50 pm

    Didn’t start the way I expected.

    It always starts with the Star Spangled Banner.

  44. 44.

    Raven

    November 18, 2012 at 9:52 pm

    @Steeplejack: hey, good call though, I can set the dvr on the web!

  45. 45.

    JPL

    November 18, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    @Raven: PBS has it repeating in three minutes… Ten to twelve and then tomorrow at nine is the conclusion. It’s well worth it.

  46. 46.

    Raven

    November 18, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    @JPL: Yea I was fired up now the damn online thing won’t work. Might be because I’m not using Charter here.

  47. 47.

    mcd410x

    November 18, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    The problem with Byron Leftwich is that he isn’t very good.

  48. 48.

    Felonius Monk

    November 18, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    Hey Cole, Can’t you do something to make this game a little more exciting — it’s kinda like watching paint dry.

  49. 49.

    Poopyman

    November 18, 2012 at 10:06 pm

    @mcd410x: Why Charlie Batch isn’t in there is a mystery, although special teams aren’t doing Leftwich any favors.

  50. 50.

    Poopyman

    November 18, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    @Felonius Monk: I have this open in another window, and it’s much more entertaining, IMO. Props to Werebear, who posted it yesterday.

  51. 51.

    mainmati

    November 18, 2012 at 10:09 pm

    Leftwich will be critical to whether the Steelers win. I’m a Pittsburgh native but am dubious whether they can beat the Ravens. I think they can but they will need to be awesome on defense and creative on offense. We’ll see.

  52. 52.

    Corner Stone

    November 18, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    @Felonius Monk:

    Hey Cole, Can’t you do something to make this game a little more exciting—it’s kinda like watching paint dry.

    I’m actually not sure Cole even exists anymore. I hope he’s still alive because his drunken rage tweets @Shoq are the absolute height of hilarity. So that would amuse me if they continued for a bit, but as far as I can tell they might as well be on some kind of loop.

  53. 53.

    Corner Stone

    November 18, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    That’s probably not going to help the Stingers win tonight.

  54. 54.

    Maxwel

    November 18, 2012 at 10:27 pm

    Gronkowski breaks forearm.

  55. 55.

    Allen

    November 18, 2012 at 10:28 pm

    @taylormattd: God, I’m glad someone mentioned the trash that the University of Nike wears.

  56. 56.

    Felonius Monk

    November 18, 2012 at 10:28 pm

    @Poopyman: Now That’s Entertainment!

  57. 57.

    Felonius Monk

    November 18, 2012 at 10:31 pm

    @Corner Stone: Ever since the LadyFriend showed up his behavior has been somewhat suspicious. Maybe he’s been taken hostage — has there been a ransom note yet?

  58. 58.

    Yutsano

    November 18, 2012 at 10:32 pm

    @Allen: Ahh yes, the Fighting Fashion Atrocities.

    @Felonius Monk: If the ransom demands ahi, we know what happened.

  59. 59.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    November 18, 2012 at 10:32 pm

    @Felonius Monk:

    Ever since the LadyFriend showed up his behavior has been somewhat suspicious.

    Don’t read too much into his playdate.

  60. 60.

    J.W. Hamner

    November 18, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    I don’t hate on the killer bees look as much as some, but I gotta say beige skin tight pants probably not a great idea.

  61. 61.

    Steeplejack

    November 18, 2012 at 10:47 pm

    @J.W. Hamner:

    I think those are “desert sand,” and, hey, they’re growing on me.

  62. 62.

    WaterGirl

    November 18, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    @Raven: awesome photo, love the dogs, captures the beach feeling, almost makes me feel like I’m there.

    kitty in lap, no caps.

  63. 63.

    Yutsano

    November 18, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    @Maxwel: Ouch. Those suckers don’t heal fast. Hopefully he doesn’t need a surgical intervention.

  64. 64.

    gogol's wife

    November 18, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    @Raven:

    I love the picture of Bodhi on the troll-infested thread below. I have no interest in football but came here for a palate-cleanser.

  65. 65.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    November 18, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    This is the part of the game where the officials nearly kill themselves setting up a win for the Stingers. Hopefully, the Stingers will piss it away.

  66. 66.

    Captain Goto

    November 18, 2012 at 11:07 pm

    Quit whining, JSF.

  67. 67.

    LT

    November 18, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    Tracking on NFL.com – did they just lose it on an offsides?

  68. 68.

    LT

    November 18, 2012 at 11:26 pm

    What the – timeout Baltimore?

  69. 69.

    LT

    November 18, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    Ope – that wasn’t a 1st down penalty. Alive!

  70. 70.

    burnspbesq

    November 18, 2012 at 11:35 pm

    Any Sounders fans out there?

    Keep your arms at your sides.

    Oops, too late.

  71. 71.

    Corner Stone

    November 18, 2012 at 11:35 pm

    Sheesh. My grammie could throw the ball farther than that.

  72. 72.

    Steeplejack

    November 18, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    What a messy end to the game. Is time management a lost art in the NFL?

  73. 73.

    Steeplejack

    November 18, 2012 at 11:37 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    I think he’s hurting from being pounded earlier. He hasn’t looked right the whole second half.

  74. 74.

    Michael Demmons

    November 18, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    It was the bumble bee uniforms.

  75. 75.

    Corner Stone

    November 18, 2012 at 11:44 pm

    @Steeplejack: Somebody should’ve told Tomlin the rules don’t let you skip bounce a pass downfield.

  76. 76.

    J.W. Hamner

    November 18, 2012 at 11:50 pm

    I know the questions will be about Leftwich playing hurt, but what is up with Ray Rice? He hasn’t looked good in like 6 games.

  77. 77.

    Bubblegum Tate

    November 18, 2012 at 11:55 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    I think he’s hurting from being pounded earlier. He hasn’t looked right the whole second half.

    I respect his heart and his competitive spirit, but he shouldn’t have been playing–he was clearly not able to throw. I’m shocked that Tomlin didn’t just pull him.

  78. 78.

    James E. Powell

    November 18, 2012 at 11:58 pm

    @Bubblegum Tate:

    I was kind of surprised by that too. When was the last time Batch played? If he can’t, why is he on the team?

  79. 79.

    Violet

    November 19, 2012 at 12:19 am

    Those uniforms are something else. I only saw a minute of the game but WTF? They look ridiculous.

  80. 80.

    Captain Goto

    November 19, 2012 at 12:25 am

    A friend of mine speculated that Batch is hurt, too. If so, we* are fucked.

    *not intended to include various Steeler-phobes commenting here

  81. 81.

    Felonius Monk

    November 19, 2012 at 12:26 am

    Per Cole:

    Didn’t start the way I expected.

    I guess it didn’t end the way you hoped either. I think it was the butt-ugly uniforms that did them in.

  82. 82.

    jl

    November 19, 2012 at 12:34 am

    I would think that the blog management would want a new post up pretty quick.

    Edit; OK, there we go.

  83. 83.

    jayackroyd

    November 19, 2012 at 3:02 am

    Who won?

  84. 84.

    Cermet

    November 19, 2012 at 4:23 am

    Ouch – that has gotta hurt*, John. Still, there is two weeks.

    * I don’t mean those uniforms but boy, those are butt ugly. John, will someone there please burn those uniforms before the next game? Please!

  85. 85.

    Uncle Cosmo

    November 19, 2012 at 9:42 am

    @Captain Goto:

    A friend of mine speculated that Batch is hurt, too. If so, we* are fucked. (*not intended to include various Steeler-phobes commenting here)

    I’m a Corvophile, not a Steelerphobe–it just happens yinz are always standing between Poe’s Crows & the postseason.

    If all 3 of your QBs are hurt, you could always sign Dennis Dixon off the Ravens practice squad. Last time he was in a Tar&Piss uniform he came pretty close to winning a game in Baltimore.

  86. 86.

    2liberal

    November 19, 2012 at 10:26 am

    is this result good for the patriots?

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