Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires

“Squeaker” McCarthy

New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.

Being the leader of the world means to be the leader of peace.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

You can’t love your country only when you win.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

Just because you believe it, that doesn’t make it true.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

Consistently wrong since 2002

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

We are aware of all internet traditions.

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  5. 5.

    dance around in your bones

    @skjellyfetti: Happy Birthday skjellyfetti – wherever you are.

    And also to JSF, who always makes me laugh though often in a totally inappropriate way. You big lug.

    And thank gawd the site looks normal again. I got agita from the whiplash changes.

  7. 7.

    dance around in your bones

    @Yatsuno: Me too. Drained, that is. Had me worried for a while, but it appears someone was paying attention to all our bitching!

    Can’t wait for the Cole post telling us all to fuck off for being whiny ass titty babies :)

  9. 9.

    scav

    @The prophet Nostradumbass: If nothing else, learning to read basic html is defensive and enlightening in seeing all the odd things that automated programs seem to throw into it. Some output makes me dispair in belief in the laws of cause and effect, and I can only cope with the toddler tags.

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    Just Some Fuckhead

    Thank you. John has been driving me crazy asking me what I want for my birthday. I finally told him Newsmax headlines. Disappointed again.

  17. 17.

    Elizabelle

    Happy Birthday, young Fuckhead.

    I wish we’d find out General Stuck is OK as a gift to us all.

    Watching “Up with Steve Kornacki.” He’s got a segment on “Why Sanford Won.”

    It ain’t God’s Grace that done it.

  18. 18.

    Shortstop

    Happy birthday to JSF and skjellufetti. Don’t fight over the loot.

    Why is Yutsano Yatsuno now? I hope there’s a good story.

  21. 21.

    Steeplejack

    @Shortstop:

    He was having a problem where some commenters’ replies to “Yutsano” were inexplicably disappearing (*cough* FYWP *cough*). Fixed it with the nym change. Anything would have worked, but “Yatsuno” is kind of elegant. I refuse to call him “Yatsy,” though.

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    Shortstop

    @Steeplejack: Thanks, but I would call that story only fair. Would you mind adding some bone-shaking sex, outstanding recipes and season-changing sports moments, and resubmitting?

  23. 23.

    Corner Stone

    @Suzanne:

    BTW, has anyone solved the mystery of what happened to Stuck yet?

    It’s obvious at this point that only two people know for sure what happened, and they ain’t talking. From all observable facts though, clearly Annie killed him when she surprised Stuck and AWS in bed together.
    What AWS promised her to keep from killing him as well is a subject that is simply too horrible to contemplate.
    And now the comment she made explaining exactly what happened has also vanished into the ether. So now we’ll probably never know.

  24. 24.

    TaMara (BHF)

    Happy birthday JSF, my favorite stalker.

    Hmmm, so the blog seems to have righted itself, which makes last night’s entire post read like we were all on psychotropics.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  26. 26.

    Josie

    Happy birthday JSF – the commenter who gives new meaning to the term “dark humor.” I find myself chuckling more than an old lady should at your stuff.

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