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You are here: Home / Standing Athwart History, Yelling “Derp!”

Standing Athwart History, Yelling “Derp!”

by Zandar|  May 23, 20131:01 pm| 66 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To, OBAMA IS WORSE THAN BUSH HE SOLD US OUT!!, Somewhere a Village is Missing its Idiot

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George F. Will on President Obama’s “unprecedented” recess appointments:

So the D.C. court said those three appointees were not rightfully in office. The NLRB said it “respectfully” disagreed with the court and went its merry way, without a quorum. Absent the perfunctory expression of respect, this was pretty much what George Wallace did 50 years ago this year when he stood in the door of Foster Auditorium at the University of Alabama to prevent two young blacks from registering as students.

Yes, because the word “recess” is pretty similar to the word “racist” so this comparison is totally apt.  Even though every other President in the last several generations made recess appointments, suddenly for some unfathomable reason I can’t put my finger on, when Barack Obama does it, it’s “lawlessness”.  Bonus verbatim derpage:

Courts defeated Wallace’s lawlessness. Presumably the Supreme Court will defeat Obama’s by telling the NLRB that the D.C. court was right about recess appointments. By such judicial vigilance against the excesses of elected officials, democracy is disciplined and progressivism’s agenda — unchecked executive power — is understood to be unconstitutional.

Yeah, and during the last administration you cheered on every iota of that executive power as not only necessary but vital to a functioning democracy, Georgie.  Bite me.

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  1. 1.

    Jack the Second

    May 23, 2013 at 1:06 pm

    I blame Harry Reid.

    If the Senate was doing its job, we wouldn’t need recess appointments to keep the government running.

  2. 2.

    kindness

    May 23, 2013 at 1:08 pm

    Guillotine yet?

  3. 3.

    Butch

    May 23, 2013 at 1:09 pm

    IOKIYAR has never been more apt.

  4. 4.

    MattF

    May 23, 2013 at 1:10 pm

    Well, you see, Will is a partisan hack. The mannerisms, the grave demeanour, the bowtie, the baseball chatter, the 3×5 cards– it’s all “Don’t look there, look here.”

  5. 5.

    Citizen_X

    May 23, 2013 at 1:12 pm

    progressivism’s Dick Cheney’s lifelong agenda — unchecked executive power

    Fixted for you, Will.

    What a maroon.

  6. 6.

    Citizen_X

    May 23, 2013 at 1:14 pm

    OK, end that strikeout after “progressivism’s.” Mobile version don’t allow editing! I are oppressed!

  7. 7.

    Frankensteinbeck

    May 23, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    progressivism’s agenda

    If we want it, he’s agin it. That’s all. He’s an asshole with a serious face, the old school Republican.

  8. 8.

    Kyle

    May 23, 2013 at 1:18 pm

    Being a right-wing hack means having no memory of your statements during the last Repuke assministration, being inured to the stench of your own hypocrisy, and more projection than a 21-theater multiplex.

  9. 9.

    Higgs Boson's Mate

    May 23, 2013 at 1:19 pm

    Will has to wear a bag of cloves around his neck to cover up the old man smell. He’s angry because pontificating doesn’t get him laid.

    Over and out.

  10. 10.

    piratedan

    May 23, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    I guess he’s not big in to cause and effect…..yeah George, just imagine if the Senate wasn’t being held hostage by the minority party even preventing the nominees from being brought up for a vote, then maybeperhapspossiblyprobably these kinds of appointments wouldn’t be necessary. What a fucking partisan tool.

  11. 11.

    hildebrand

    May 23, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    The republicans are John Cleese in the argument clinic – that is all they have left.

  12. 12.

    Violet

    May 23, 2013 at 1:28 pm

    George Will is the male version of Peggy Noonan. Pining for the days of Reagan, rehashing old columns that amazingly find reasons why Republicans are great and Democrats are The Problem, all while looking eminently reasonable and smartish so as to not scare the totebag set when assuring them that their innate IGMFY mentality is just fine.

  13. 13.

    Noah Brand

    May 23, 2013 at 1:29 pm

    George Will is amazing to watch at this point. He doesn’t even know what he’s writing any more, he’s just so goddamn tired. He got big defending the Reagan administration’s jellybean-fueled incompetence with a lot of classical quotations, and now he doesn’t even know what he’s defending any more. He just wakes up, sees the day’s list of talking points, sighs, absentmindedly attempts to roll a fresh piece of paper into his laptop, and just starts typing out of sheer path-polished reflex.

  14. 14.

    Anoniminous

    May 23, 2013 at 1:31 pm

    @hildebrand:

    No they’re not.

  15. 15.

    Haydnseek

    May 23, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    @Anoniminous: FTW!

  16. 16.

    Onihanzo

    May 23, 2013 at 1:35 pm

    @kindness:

    Yep. Guillotine.

    http://s4.postimg.org/5e9pusjel/guillotine.gif

  17. 17.

    quannlace

    May 23, 2013 at 1:35 pm

    It’s surprising what will suddenly set Will off. He had one piece that was just a rant about too many people wearing blue jeans.

  18. 18.

    piratedan

    May 23, 2013 at 1:36 pm

    @quannlace: he’s moved into full “get off my veranda” mode

  19. 19.

    NickT

    May 23, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    George Swill is one of the many good reasons for not wasting time on the Whopper.

  20. 20.

    Higgs Boson's Mate

    May 23, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    @Noah Brand:
    Well done, sir!

  21. 21.

    Ben Cisco

    May 23, 2013 at 1:39 pm

    @piratedan: With a mint julep in his hand.

    Don’t let the accent fool ya – he’s NeoConfederate through and through.

  22. 22.

    Suffern ACE

    May 23, 2013 at 1:43 pm

    Obama is really like the MLB forcing the DH on poor Anerican League fans.

  23. 23.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 23, 2013 at 1:44 pm

    @Ben Cisco: His accent is made up. No normal American human talks like that.

  24. 24.

    danimal

    May 23, 2013 at 1:47 pm

    Well, at least Will is an derping expert on climate change. I think he’s expanding his expertise. Derp, derp, derp.

  25. 25.

    Spiffy McBang

    May 23, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    FWIW, the post title gave me an unending stream of giggles. And I don’t giggle.

  26. 26.

    Patricia Kayden

    May 23, 2013 at 1:51 pm

    @Jack the Second: Exactly. The only reason for recess appointments is because the Repubs refuse to confirm any of President Obama’s appointments!!!!

    **facepalm**

  27. 27.

    danimal

    May 23, 2013 at 1:53 pm

    @hildebrand: No they’re not.

  28. 28.

    some guy

    May 23, 2013 at 1:54 pm

    Liberals think guzzling bleach is morally reprehensible and just plain wrong.

    pass it on, be sure to send it to the wingnut brother in law, and watch bleach sales skyrocket.

  29. 29.

    patroclus

    May 23, 2013 at 1:55 pm

    It is interesting that Will failed to even mention that the Republicans have effectively blocked all appointments to the NLRB so as to stop it from functioning at all – it would seem that that would be relevant to the whole issue and that his readers might be better informed if he had included at least a brief description of the real scandal.

    It’s kind of the same thing with the IRS issue – the Republicans have refused to confirm Obama’s appointees there too, yet Fox is going on and on about how Obama needs to be held accountable for his alleged politicization of the IRS. How can Obama be responsible when his appointees never get confirmed?

  30. 30.

    Yatsuno

    May 23, 2013 at 1:57 pm

    @patroclus:

    How can Obama be responsible when his appointees never get confirmed?

    Anything good was because of Dubya and his ingenious Presidency. Anything bad is the fault of the blah Kenyan usurper. QED.

  31. 31.

    Hungry Joe

    May 23, 2013 at 1:58 pm

    @quannlace: Will’s blue-jean column was … a wonder. As I remember it, he claimed to have worn blue jeans just once — to a costume party. Upon donning them he decided that they are extremely uncomfortable, leading him to conclude that people who wear them are stupid.

  32. 32.

    Mike E

    May 23, 2013 at 2:01 pm

    @Suffern ACE: If by “DH” you mean the GOP, and by “American League fans” you mean America, then I concur.

  33. 33.

    j

    May 23, 2013 at 2:01 pm

    According to the Congressional Research Service, President Ronald Reagan made 240 recess appointments, President George H. W. Bush made 77 recess appointments, President Bill Clinton made 139 recess appointments. President George W. Bush made 171 recess appointments, and as of January 5, 2012, President Barack Obama had made 32 recess appointmen

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recess_appointment

    And one of GWB’s appointments was crazy as a loon John Bolton.

  34. 34.

    Marmot

    May 23, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    @Noah Brand: “just starts typing out of sheer path-polished reflex.”

    Excellent.

  35. 35.

    Svensker

    May 23, 2013 at 2:08 pm

    during the last administration you cheered on every iota of that executive power as not only necessary but vital to a functioning democracy, Georgie

    To be fair to Georgie, he is actually saying that as necessary as what Bush was doing was and as wonderful, Bush should have gone to Congress to ask first. He’s arguing that Bush should have rolled back a bit of Exec Power.

    Or did I misread his column (it was hard to focus on the content and not get covered in slobber)?

  36. 36.

    Ash Can

    May 23, 2013 at 2:09 pm

    Any dimwitted hack who failed to complain about Republican admins doing more and/or worse than this admin has done has forfeited his/her right to complain now. Fuck them all.

  37. 37.

    Rafer Janders

    May 23, 2013 at 2:09 pm

    democracy is disciplined and progressivism’s agenda — unchecked executive power

    Unitary Executive!

  38. 38.

    Gordon Schumway

    May 23, 2013 at 2:15 pm

    @Rafer Janders: According to the noted progressive David Addington.

  39. 39.

    Just One More Canuck

    May 23, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    @j: Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that

  40. 40.

    SatanicPanic

    May 23, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    It’s the unearned sense of being smarter than everyone else that bugs me about this guy

  41. 41.

    David Hunt

    May 23, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    @Patricia Kayden:

    The only reason for recess appointments is because the Repubs refuse to confirm allow a vote on any of President Obama’s appointments!!!!

    Fixed

  42. 42.

    Ben Cisco

    May 23, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Can’t argue that – it’s just weird.

  43. 43.

    Trollhattan

    May 23, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    My daughter has two recess appointments at school PER DAY. Did not realize she was engaged in serial constitution-stompin’.

    Dear lord, grant me a WaPo opinionatin’ spot. I’ve worked long enough and I deserve a break. Twentyfifteen minutes a week for six figures sounds like something I could embrace. Amen.

  44. 44.

    gocart mozart

    May 23, 2013 at 3:00 pm

    Presumably the Supreme Court will defeat Obama ’cause Ooga Booga!

  45. 45.

    Mike in NC

    May 23, 2013 at 3:07 pm

    As I remember it, he claimed to have worn blue jeans just once — to a costume party.

    It would be pretty easy to dress up as George Will for a costume party: polka dot bow tie, rumpled suit, wingtips, and a big stick up your ass.

  46. 46.

    grape_crush

    May 23, 2013 at 3:21 pm

    “Yeah, and during the last administration you cheered on every iota of that executive power as not only necessary but vital to a functioning democracy, Georgie.”

    God I hate to have to correct this.

    Did you actually read the whole of Will’s 2005 column?

    “…that genius sometimes consists of knowing when to stop. In peace and in war, but especially in the latter, presidents have pressed their institutional advantages to expand their powers to act without Congress. This president might look for occasions to stop pressing.”

    Sure, the language is sharper when discussing Obama and much more charitable when Will discusses Dubya, but the position appears consistent.

    Not that he piped up when Dubya appointed his selections like John ‘Pro-semitie Sam” Bolton – among others – in the same manner, but that’s not unexpected coming from a douchebag like Will.

  47. 47.

    retr2327

    May 23, 2013 at 3:22 pm

    “By such judicial vigilance against the excesses of elected officials, democracy is disciplined and progressivism’s agenda — unchecked executive power — is understood to be unconstitutional.”

    Unless, of course, the Supreme court is recognizing a right to abortion, gay marriage, fair trials, defendants’ attorneys, or warrant requirements, in which case “Judicial Activitism!!!”

    What an idiot.

  48. 48.

    coloradoblue

    May 23, 2013 at 3:34 pm

    Obama needs to drop a few missiles from some predator drones on the RATS in the SCOTUS. You know that the RATS and Kennedy are going to f*ck Obama and the American people again. And then probably say ‘Oops, sorry, we were wrong’ for the next Repub prez.

  49. 49.

    Kathleen

    May 23, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    @Noah Brand: Isn’t that what they all do? And, by the way, per Wikipedia, Bush made 171 recess appointments. But then, he was Republican and, not, you know…

  50. 50.

    Kathleen

    May 23, 2013 at 3:39 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Ah, but perhaps it’s not the accent that’s made up – perhaps Will is not a normal American human. My bet is on that.

  51. 51.

    Ted & Hellen

    May 23, 2013 at 3:43 pm

    Zander, your writing style, if not always your content, is increasingly juvenile. Please up your game.

    “Derp” and “bite me” are note terribly original terms.

  52. 52.

    Ted & Hellen

    May 23, 2013 at 3:49 pm

    @j:

    So please explain why Obama, in the face of supposedly unprecedented obstruction, has been so slow to do what he should have done beginning four years ago?

    The man is shameless and cunning.

  53. 53.

    Lurking Canadian

    May 23, 2013 at 4:10 pm

    Wasn’t there some Republican chicanery about never actually being “in recess” in some pro forma sense, in order to prevent the president from making recess appointments? Or that they are “in recess” only for hundredths of a second at a time between gavel strokes, or some such bullshit?

    (Aside: make a single keystroke error when typing “bullshit” and autocorrect recommends “village”. Emergent behavior!)

  54. 54.

    Epicurus

    May 23, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    Yes, Zandar, please, please, PLEASE take writing suggestions from our resident troll. Meanwhile, “Ted & Hellen”…kindly take a piss. Juvenile enough for ya, magumbo?

  55. 55.

    NickT

    May 23, 2013 at 4:23 pm

    @Ted & Hellen:

    Where’s your personal blog/newsletter/bathroom wall, Tedious and Yelling? Oh, that’s right, you don’t have one. Funny how that works with trolls like you, isn’t it?

  56. 56.

    Ted & Hellen

    May 23, 2013 at 4:31 pm

    Calling other commenters “trolls” is also very original.

  57. 57.

    Opie_jeanne

    May 23, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    @Ted & Hellen:
    Because trolling isn’t.

  58. 58.

    Uncle Cosmo

    May 23, 2013 at 4:53 pm

    @patroclus: As Heinlein pointed out in Time Enough for Love, the second-best way to lie is to tell the truth, but not all of it.

    Swill has been nothing more than a second-best liar for his entire poor-imitation-of-a-career.

  59. 59.

    mai naem

    May 23, 2013 at 5:31 pm

    Why does anybody pay any attention to George Mutherfuhcker Will? This is the POS who stole Carter’s debating folder which got left behind somewhere where he was at and handed the stuff to Reagan. I will gayh-ran-tee you that if a Democrat did the same exact thing, George Mutherfuhcker Will would knock out a column in five minutes flat as to how unseemly and unfair and assholish that was. Yeah, ask me what I really think about George Mutherfuhcker Will. Go ahead.

  60. 60.

    JustRuss

    May 23, 2013 at 5:31 pm

    @danimal: Well played, sir!

  61. 61.

    JustRuss

    May 23, 2013 at 5:36 pm

    progressivism’s agenda — unchecked executive power — is understood to be unconstitutional.”

    Can somebody point me to the George Will columns decrying the “unitary executive” BS during the Bush years? Anyone?

  62. 62.

    lojasmo

    May 23, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    @Ted & Hellen:

    So please explain why Obama, in the face of supposedly unprecedented obstruction, has been so slow to do what he should have done beginning four years ago?

    You mean like trying to close Gitmo four years ago?

    When nearly all of congress voted to keep it open?

    Like that?

  63. 63.

    Ted & Hellen

    May 23, 2013 at 7:24 pm

    @lojasmo:

    You mean like TRYING to close Gitmo four years ago?

    Don’t make me laugh. It’s always about “trying” so very, very hard with this guy, isn’t it?

    How about some doing?

  64. 64.

    ZBIV

    May 23, 2013 at 8:46 pm

    I think we need to be clear that a superior understanding of the English language gets you exactly jack sh!t when it comes to reasoning and math skills.

    ZBIV +5

  65. 65.

    NickT

    May 23, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    @ZBIV:

    Not true of the reasoning component of your analysis.

  66. 66.

    NickT

    May 23, 2013 at 10:50 pm

    @Ted & Hellen:

    And what have you achieved? Why nothing! It’s all about passive-aggressive sniveling in the shadows with you, Teddy.

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