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You are here: Home / Open Threads / The Motor City’s burning

The Motor City’s burning

by DougJ|  July 18, 20135:23 pm| 102 Comments

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Thought we could use an open thread to discuss the fact that Detroit just declared bankruptcy. What are people’s thoughts on this?

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  1. 1.

    Redshirt

    July 18, 2013 at 5:25 pm

    I heard Kid Rock might buy it.

    All Hail Kid Rock!

  2. 2.

    afishstick

    July 18, 2013 at 5:26 pm

    Anyone else having trouble with Balloon Juice not showing up on Feedly(/other RSS readers)? The last update I have there is 7/16. Perhaps it has something to do with the “attack site” problem from a couple days ago?

  3. 3.

    What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?

    July 18, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    I think it’s a fucking tragedy. Mid 20th century, it was the wealthiest city in the country. They’ve made some mistakes, no doubt, but the decline of the city is largely due to factors beyond the city’s controll. When the cause is a natural disaster we rush in aid and rebuild, but when it’s an economic, rather than an actual, tsunami we just shake our heads and look away. Or worse, kick them when they’re down.

  4. 4.

    jefft452

    July 18, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    How is this possible?
    I thought abolishing democracy and appointing an emergency financial manager solved all problems

  5. 5.

    cdmarine

    July 18, 2013 at 5:28 pm

    Hey, any Detroit-area people around here?

    Longshot, but if you’re in the Detroit area and you’re a baseball and/or theater fan, I have two tickets (including parking) to the play “Ernie” next Thursday evening (7/25) at the City Theatre, and I can’t use them. I’d like to give them to someone who will actually use them. They’re a printable PDF, so I can just e-mail them to you.

    If you truly believe you really will use these, please e-mail me at cdmarine .at. gmail .dot. com. It will make me and 1000 baby Jeebuses cry if you take these tickets from me and don’t actually use them.

    (I JUST posted this in the comments to the post below this one. Figures.)

  6. 6.

    Thoughtcrime

    July 18, 2013 at 5:30 pm

    Panic In Detroit.

  7. 7.

    David Hunt

    July 18, 2013 at 5:31 pm

    When does OCP foreclose all city assets and begin construction on Delta City?

  8. 8.

    NotMax

    July 18, 2013 at 5:34 pm

    Detroit, Detroit
    It’s a helluva town
    The debts go up
    And the populace down

  9. 9.

    ArchTeryx

    July 18, 2013 at 5:34 pm

    @David Hunt: Man, Paul Verhoeven was absolutely prophetic on this one, wasn’t he?

    Highly recommend watching Robocop if you haven’t already. Despite the name and main character, it’s actually a superb (if incredibly violent) satire on privatization, the corporate state, and Detroit’s decline.

  10. 10.

    SG

    July 18, 2013 at 5:36 pm

    The better to carve up and auction off the corpse, then distribute the spoils to the totally deserving banks and other worthy 0.001% types.

  11. 11.

    ? Martin

    July 18, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    Austerity at work.

    This is like the company, when they miss earnings, decide to lay off 20% of their workforce in order to get profitable again, only to find themselves a quarter later with 20% fewer workers and 20% less revenue because, well, the whole point of a business is that you need workers to produce revenue.

    It’s hard to invest during a decline but that’s exactly what Detroit needed. They needed help from the state or the feds to invest in and reinvent the city. But neither would happen because with the sole exception of 9/11 NYC, the American narrative is that cities deserve to drown in their own cesspools, and are undeserving of support. And I can’t help but believe that is solely due to the fact that cities are where most of our minorities live. They aren’t bastions of white protestants that get up to milk the cows every day at 4AM. They’re pakistani immigrants that get up to drive a cab at 4AM, so fuck em.

    And never mind that our cities are what funds the country. They’re who pre-pays for the suburban infrastructure so white flight can happen on the cheap. They pay for a thousand miles of highways in Montana so 17 people can get to WalMart. Those tax donor states? They’re all dominated by cities. But invest in them? Fuck that. We might accidentally help a brown doing that, or contribute to a gay lifestyle, or help a Volt get sold.

  12. 12.

    Redshirt

    July 18, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    @ArchTeryx: Verhoeven is pretty dang awesome. Starship Troopers is a wonderful satire of fascism.

  13. 13.

    EconWatcher

    July 18, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    The city looked like Berlin circa 1945 when I went to high school near there in the 80s. I can only imagine what it looks like now.

  14. 14.

    Sibling Nonspecific Firearm of Random Adjective Followed by a Noun That Describes a Mental State (fka AWS)

    July 18, 2013 at 5:42 pm

    I feel sorry for the pensioners who worked for years putting into their pension system, and are now going to get screwed. And the city workers who had nothing to do with this shitstorm.

  15. 15.

    Wiesman

    July 18, 2013 at 5:42 pm

    My conservative friends on Facebook are crowing that this is the natural result of allowing Democrats to govern a city. I really need to do some culling.

  16. 16.

    The Snarxist Formerly Known as Kryptik

    July 18, 2013 at 5:43 pm

    @What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?:

    That’s because, to way too many, the fall of Detroit is the fault of 3 things:

    1) Unions
    2) Black people
    3) Democrats

    Thusly, it deserves to rot because it’s all its own fault.

  17. 17.

    BGinCHI

    July 18, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    @Redshirt: His earlier Dutch stuff is even better.

  18. 18.

    Mike G

    July 18, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    @ArchTeryx:

    I want a 6000SUX, “…with really crummy gas mileage!”

  19. 19.

    Forum Transmitted Disease

    July 18, 2013 at 5:45 pm

    Inevitable. It’s been America’s worst run city for over 40 years. Literally every bad decision that could have been made, was, both by public and private entities. There may not be much to do save to burn it, bulldoze it, and walk away.

    And yeah, Robocop. Absolutely nailed a lot of things, and this was one of them.

    ETA: been a while since I saw Robocop, can’t remember if the black folks were blamed or not. At any rate, they are being blamed, even by the few liberals I work with.

  20. 20.

    Chris

    July 18, 2013 at 5:46 pm

    @Wiesman:

    Do it. You won’t believe how therapeutic it is.

  21. 21.

    The Snarxist Formerly Known as Kryptik

    July 18, 2013 at 5:46 pm

    @ArchTeryx:

    Which makes the decline of the “Franchise” after…you know, becoming a Franchise all the sadder. It really was a scathing movie underneath all the violent trappings.

  22. 22.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    July 18, 2013 at 5:47 pm

    Don’t be surprised if Canada tries to pick it up for “free” by buying the largest note.

  23. 23.

    Keith

    July 18, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    @Mike G: I’d buy that for a dollar!

  24. 24.

    Trollhattan

    July 18, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    No fair,that’s a California thing.

  25. 25.

    Jerry

    July 18, 2013 at 5:50 pm

    Makes me very sad. I’ve spent some glorious times in Saint Andrew’s in that city.

  26. 26.

    Gravenstone

    July 18, 2013 at 5:51 pm

    @Redshirt: Doogie Howser, SS was quite the head trip.

  27. 27.

    Mary G

    July 18, 2013 at 5:52 pm

    Nothing to do with the color of the skin of many of the residents, nothing whatsoever.

  28. 28.

    Violet

    July 18, 2013 at 5:52 pm

    So what’s going to happen to it? It’s not like it’s going to disappear or even disappear for awhile and then reappear, like Twinkies did. Will it get split up into several smaller cities? Sold off to a corporate buyer–“Welcome to The City of Koch Detroit!”? Unincorporate so it’s the wild west? What will they do?

  29. 29.

    ArchTeryx

    July 18, 2013 at 5:54 pm

    @The Snarxist Formerly Known as Kryptik: The second wasn’t so bad – it pretty much took the first and took it Up To Eleven, though the conflict between Robocop and Cain was much more bog standard.

    After that it became just another action cartoon. You want to see that done RIGHT, go see the Iron Man series!

  30. 30.

    BGinCHI

    July 18, 2013 at 5:54 pm

    @efgoldman: Our bond rating got downgraded today, by Moody’s.

    Thanks Rahm.

    And fuck Moody’s.

  31. 31.

    FlipYrWhig

    July 18, 2013 at 5:55 pm

    @Wiesman: What are their examples of what happens when Republicans run cities? Giuliani, then…

  32. 32.

    burnspbesq

    July 18, 2013 at 5:55 pm

    The only thing certain is that hundredss of lawyers will bill thousands of hours.

    Bond holders are almost certain to get hoses.

    There will be years of litigation over the interaction between Chapter 9 and a provision in the Michigan Constitution that supposedly protects public employee retirement benefits. No idea how that will come out.

    Public services are almost certain to be further reduced, possibly leaving large areas effectively uninhabitable.

    Huge, huge mess.

  33. 33.

    ArchTeryx

    July 18, 2013 at 5:56 pm

    @Mike G: The “6000SUX” commercial wasn’t the best part. The best part was when one of the thugs proudly shows off the new SUX he got as a bribe – and the leader obligingly demonstrates his brand new anti-tank rifle on it. Couldn’t. Stop. Laughing.

    (And yeah, the laughter is pretty dark, both in the movie and in this awful Real World situation Detroit finds itself in. Sometimes, gallows humor is all we have to fall back on).

  34. 34.

    Redshirt

    July 18, 2013 at 5:57 pm

    There needs to be Federal intervention.

  35. 35.

    Violet

    July 18, 2013 at 5:57 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    Public services are almost certain to be further reduced, possibly leaving large areas effectively uninhabitable.

    Hasn’t that sort of thing been going on for awhile, as the city stopped trash collection and so forth to some very lightly inhabited areas of the city? I’m sure it’ll only get worse from here. Sigh.

  36. 36.

    Violet

    July 18, 2013 at 6:00 pm

    I blame this on Ted Nugent for not being dead or in jail.

  37. 37.

    Schlemizel

    July 18, 2013 at 6:00 pm

    For all his many many faults Hank Ford had a simply brilliant idea: pay your workers enough so that they can afford the crap they make. Detroit was built on this very simple idea and the backs of millions of hard working UAW members who sweated the line and bought the cars. The brilliant MBA carrying masters of the universe know that is a stupid idea and it is far more profitable to have slave labor in China or child labor in India build the crap for 35 cents an hour. Detroit was dead when these geniuses carried out their plan.

    I know he gets a lot of hate here, some justified much not but you really should read Mike Moore’s book. It contains an excellent chapter about attending an event in Mexico when he was a reporter. The event was put on by St Ronnies people and it was all about how you could take advantage of the laws he was getting passed to move jobs from the US to third world countries with cheap labor and no safety or environmental regulations.

    Detroit is just the canary the entire coal mine is full of the toxic gas that this gutting of the American worker is producing. Detroit will never come back & every other major industrial city is on the same path or soon will be. Those jobs are never coming back unless we accept working for the same wages & under the same conditions as the cheapest bidder. No politician can change that. We are fucked & the only question is will we die quietly or will we, as a nation, in our stupidity, start WWIII. And if we do will it be before humans poison themselves out of existence.

    But thats just my opinion, I could be wrong.

  38. 38.

    ruemara

    July 18, 2013 at 6:06 pm

    I see the outsourcing, “public/private partnership” mentality taking hold here in CA and it is decimating workforces for smaller town, yet as funds get tighter, there are more cuts, more hate to government workers and more very happy business people being gladhanded by elected officials as they accept fat new contracts that cost more than the workers. Truly, I have no idea how bad it has to get before the glorious few of the 47% wake the fuck up and the entire 99% take fucking politics seriously. All I know is, I want to leave this country while I’m still young enough to work elsewhere. I don’t think NZ needs a pensioner.

  39. 39.

    Anne Laurie

    July 18, 2013 at 6:06 pm

    @Mary G:

    Nothing to do with the color of the skin of many of the residents, nothing whatsoever.

    Hell, Detroit’s been the rightwing nightmare of “those people” for over a century. First that crypto-socialist Henry Ford imported “filthy Eye-talians” and “dumb Polacks” from the European ghettos to produce those ungodly rattletraps that would enable decent Midwesterners’ children to escape from their parents’ narrow little bubbles. Then the Appalachian hillbillies and “colored” tenant farmers started fleeing the pellagra-belt misery to which Libertarian Jesus had appointed them, to go work in the Detroit factories. During the war, otherwise normal young ladies stopped dreaming about finding a good provider & started riveting steel. And even after St. Reagan did his best to crush the Rust Belt, all varieties of Ay-rabs started movin’ in (many of them fleeing neocon wars in the Middle East)…

  40. 40.

    Higgs Boson's Mate

    July 18, 2013 at 6:08 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    Public services are almost certain to be further reduced, possibly leaving large areas effectively uninhabitable.

    If you have Google Earth installed, search to Gilbo Ave. and Leander St. in Detroit. Blocks of streets with no houses. It’s easy to find more of the same if you just move your view anywhere around the airport. Square miles of Detroit are returning to prairie.

    Their best bet is to have Detroit declared a UN World Heritage Site commemorating American manufacturing.

  41. 41.

    kc

    July 18, 2013 at 6:13 pm

    My thoughts are that I can’t wait to read all the newspaper website comments blaming this on “the blacks.”

  42. 42.

    Linnaeus

    July 18, 2013 at 6:14 pm

    About the only for certain right now is that no one really knows what they’re doing. We’re in uncharted territory here.

    I grew up in suburban Detroit (most of my family still lives there), so I really don’t have much authority to speak about the city itself. The optimistic side of me thinks that Detroit wasn’t going to get any options better than this, and at least this will be a controlled process that won’t be subject to the EM’s decrees alone. The pessimistic side of me thinks this is a chance for TPTB to loot the city and make it a neofeudalist pilot project for the rest of the country.

  43. 43.

    BGinCHI

    July 18, 2013 at 6:16 pm

    @Higgs Boson’s Mate:

    Their best bet is to have Detroit declared a UN World Heritage Site commemorating American manufacturing. corporate capitalism.

    ETA: Strike failure, which is probably appropriate in this thread.

  44. 44.

    Liquid

    July 18, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    @ArchTeryx: Did they throw in a Blaupunkt?

  45. 45.

    the Conster

    July 18, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    Detroit sold for scrap

  46. 46.

    Baud

    July 18, 2013 at 6:19 pm

    I’ve been reading about Detroit’s decline for so long now, I hope this is the beginning of a fresh start for the city. Fresh starts are what bankruptcies are supposed to be about in the first place.

  47. 47.

    Redshirt

    July 18, 2013 at 6:20 pm

    Take off to Canada, hoser. Nuke it from orbit, eh.

  48. 48.

    burnspbesq

    July 18, 2013 at 6:20 pm

    @Higgs Boson’s Mate:

    Detroit is a convenient place from which to ship agricultural commodities grown in the upper Midwest down the Great Lakes and out through the St. Lawrence Seaway. When farming moves north as a result of the desertification of Kansas, Nebraska, and Colorado, it will be a thriving port–and not much else.

    Detroit 2050: The Breadbasket of Europe.

  49. 49.

    ranchandsyrup

    July 18, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    The michiganders I know are saying “About time!” and “let it burn”.

  50. 50.

    MGB

    July 18, 2013 at 6:26 pm

    Now mind you, I moved from the city of Detroit to Chicago in 2000, but from what friends back home tell me, this is actually kind of a welcome thing. Ok, maybe not welcome, but the better of a lot of crappy options. The EM has some limits to what he can do, and the City Council, which has been mismanaging the city as far as I can remember, has even less say.

    Not really sure what’s going to happen, but I hope it makes my hometown a better place (I’m being an optimist, dammit!)

  51. 51.

    Higgs Boson's Mate

    July 18, 2013 at 6:28 pm

    @Schlemizel:

    Only the genius of the MBAs would think that having significant numbers of Americans unemployed or under-employed is a great idea in an economy based two-thirds on consumer spending.

  52. 52.

    NotMax

    July 18, 2013 at 6:31 pm

    MGB

    Detroit native and your cybernym is MGB?

    Now that’s irony.

  53. 53.

    MGB

    July 18, 2013 at 6:32 pm

    @NotMax: It’s my initials…and I like my name, as it’s me.

  54. 54.

    BGinCHI

    July 18, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    Isn’t Ted Nugent from Detroit??

    The jokes just write themselves from there.

  55. 55.

    Sibling Nonspecific Firearm of Random Adjective Followed by a Noun That Describes a Mental State (fka AWS)

    July 18, 2013 at 6:44 pm

    Apparently, the governor did an end run around pension funds trying to stop the bankruptcy.

    You didn’t think the bankruptcy of a major American city would go ahead without drama, did you? According to reports, opponents of Detroit’s bankruptcy attempted to halt it from proceeding, but they claim they were hoodwinked by the governor and beaten to the courthouse by mere minutes.

  56. 56.

    mai naem

    July 18, 2013 at 6:56 pm

    What’s already been said. The city will be auctioned off in pieces to banksters and hedge funds. The bankruptcy will be blamed on the Ni*clangs* and the Democrat Detroit government. Thanks a lot Kwame. Dumbass.

  57. 57.

    Keith G

    July 18, 2013 at 6:58 pm

    @Higgs Boson’s Mate:

    Blocks of streets with no houses.

    Not unlike New Orleans, there will be depopulation caused by lack of services and a questionable safety net. Low land and housing prices will attract those with disposable cash and/or a tolerance for risk and those who can afford privatized services.

    Where will everyone else go? Many will not travel far, I think. Others will join the economic boom in here in Texas (more blue voters, yay!) and others may head west to the high growth areas out there.

    Another Great Migration?

  58. 58.

    IowaOldLady

    July 18, 2013 at 7:02 pm

    I lived in Detroit most of my life, first in the city and then in the suburbs, and I don’t have a lot of insight. When we moved here, it was obvious Detroit was becoming a much meaner place to live. Other cities were resurrecting themselves but Detroit never showed signs of it. There was undoubtedly corruption–money hidden in the police chief’s kitchen ceiling for instance. But I don’t have any systematic sense of the forces at work in city’s destruction.

  59. 59.

    Schlemizel

    July 18, 2013 at 7:07 pm

    @Higgs Boson’s Mate:

    And that is why we are completely hosed. Those jobs are never coming back, unless they have no benefits and are paid much less than the jobs we once had. I’m luck that I have a job they have not figured out how to offshore and I have been well paid in the past. I am only down about 10-12% from my peak 10 years ago & that a lot better than most

  60. 60.

    becca

    July 18, 2013 at 7:18 pm

    Koch Industries has been using Detroit as a garbage can for their toxic waste. Doing everything they can to be sure the city is good and royally fucked.

    Seems buying up access to the waters of the Great Lakes is part of the master plan. Mucking about in WI, PA and OH.

    I really really hope people see this for what it is… these guys are putsching their way across America.

    And we are all such Good Germans about it.

  61. 61.

    Keith G

    July 18, 2013 at 7:19 pm

    @IowaOldLady:

    But I don’t have any systematic sense of the forces at work in city’s destruction.

    Sometimes cities have the types of leadership (political, business, and social) that can see over the horizon and make smaller adjustments before enormous one are necessary. I lived near Detroit once, and never got the impression that any of that leadership could grasp big picture needs.

  62. 62.

    becca

    July 18, 2013 at 7:20 pm

    @becca: And FGL.

  63. 63.

    LanceThruster

    July 18, 2013 at 7:20 pm

    Wall Street Bankers: Mr. President, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million displaced, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.

  64. 64.

    Zifnab25

    July 18, 2013 at 7:21 pm

    @Keith G: Hahaha. You’re not allowed to vote in Texas, unless you’ve been approved for voting by your local politburo, comrade.

  65. 65.

    Linnaeus

    July 18, 2013 at 7:24 pm

    @Keith G:

    Another Great Migration?

    I kinda doubt it. Pretty much everyone who could leave the city already has, and many of them have stayed in the metro area. I could see Detroit’s population bottoming out at around 500,000, but the out-migration wouldn’t be enough to have that much of an effect on the places they’d move to.

  66. 66.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    July 18, 2013 at 7:26 pm

    RoboCop and They Live are two movies one can say predicted the 2010’s. Both from the 80’s.

  67. 67.

    Keith G

    July 18, 2013 at 7:35 pm

    @Zifnab25: I take a glass half full approach. I am working on some proposals to take to local political and/or service organizations to put together (what I hope will be) county-wide efforts to guide and provide logistical help to those who need to get proper ID and then voter registration.

  68. 68.

    rikyrah

    July 18, 2013 at 7:35 pm

    It’s a complete scam

  69. 69.

    Keith G

    July 18, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    @Linnaeus: I take your point. I was speaking in more general terms. I am curious what the surrounding communities think of all this.

  70. 70.

    What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?

    July 18, 2013 at 7:44 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: I’m a Michigander, born and bred in Grand Rapids, and you won’t hear me saying that.

  71. 71.

    Commenting at Balloon Juice Since 1937

    July 18, 2013 at 8:09 pm

    From what I’ve read, Detroit needs to shrink physically so services can be provided more efficiently. You can’t continue to support big areas with the resources they have. There’s not enough people any more.

  72. 72.

    PeakVT

    July 18, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    Very unfortunate. Like most of the problems facing this nation, it could have been solved without too much difficulty if conservatives didn’t control various parts and layers of government.

  73. 73.

    Linnaeus

    July 18, 2013 at 8:36 pm

    @Commenting at Balloon Juice Since 1937:

    Another option – though it is highly unlikely – is consolidation with surrounding communities. In essence, the reverse of shrinking.

    It’s also not necessarily clear what Detroit “shrinking” means. The land is still going to be there.

  74. 74.

    PeakVT

    July 18, 2013 at 8:57 pm

    @Linnaeus: “Shrinking” in this context usually means bulldozing the few remaining houses in sparsely populated areas so that services (police, fire, street and sidewalk repair, streetlights, trash pickup, school bus service, etc.) don’t have to be provided. Of course, that costs money up front, and the displaced residents aren’t necessarily going to stay in the city.

  75. 75.

    j

    July 18, 2013 at 9:06 pm

    @Linnaeus:

  76. 76.

    David in NY

    July 18, 2013 at 9:12 pm

    @What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?: My view exactly. The cities have been orphaned by the rest of the city-hating rural folks with undue influence in the legislatures.

    I remember, 20 years ago or so, driving down the main street of Gary, Indiana. It looked like it had been totally abandoned in about 1962. The whole place sort of boarded up. I thought maybe an N-bomb had dropped there (you know, the one that kills people but doesn’t touch property). And nobody gave a damn.

    And now Detroit, near where I grew up and briefly lived. Never quite the pleasant, attractive city center that other cities have, but great housing for middle-class people. Once upon a time.

    As usual, I think race was the deep cause, that and the malfeasance of the American auto company management that hasn’t made a decent family sedan for three decades. But we’re Americans, don’t care what went wrong, just move on. A damn shame.

  77. 77.

    j

    July 18, 2013 at 9:12 pm

    @Linnaeus:

    Bingo! The “emergency manager” came up with a plan to loot the Detroit Institute of Arts and sell their collection to the lowest bidders.

    So the 1% get millions of dollars of art for pennies on the dollar, and the citizens get shafted.

    http://www.freep.com/article/20130526/ENT05/305260073/Detroit-Institute-of-Arts-and-bankruptcy

    (Which was what I was going to post, but FYWP said “nay”.)

  78. 78.

    David in NY

    July 18, 2013 at 9:15 pm

    @ranchandsyrup: That’s what they’ve probably been saying for decades, and it’s been no help.

  79. 79.

    David in NY

    July 18, 2013 at 9:20 pm

    @Violet: “what’s going to happen to it”

    Everybody’s going to forget about it. Like they’ve been doing for years.

  80. 80.

    The Other Bob

    July 18, 2013 at 9:35 pm

    @Forum Transmitted Disease:

    There may not be much to do save to burn it, bulldoze it, and walk away.

    You obviously have never been there. Do you get your imagery of Detroit only from Fox?

  81. 81.

    The Other Bob

    July 18, 2013 at 9:41 pm

    @ranchandsyrup:

    The michiganders I know are saying “About time!” and “let it burn”.

    You need new friends.

    signed, A Michigander.

  82. 82.

    Linnaeus

    July 18, 2013 at 9:44 pm

    @PeakVT:

    “Shrinking” in this context usually means bulldozing the few remaining houses in sparsely populated areas so that services (police, fire, street and sidewalk repair, streetlights, trash pickup, school bus service, etc.) don’t have to be provided. Of course, that costs money up front, and the displaced residents aren’t necessarily going to stay in the city.

    Oh, I get that. What I’m saying is that after you do those things, the land is obviously still there and still needs to be managed somehow. Or do you just keep it as some kind of quasi-frontier zone that’s officially part of the city, but that the city ignores? What happens then? Have you really solved the problem?

  83. 83.

    The Other Bob

    July 18, 2013 at 9:45 pm

    Not that this will go anywhere, but a way to save a declining City is to offer immigrants who settle and stay there for a certain amount of time to earn US Citizenship. That would grow the population, fast.

  84. 84.

    Linnaeus

    July 18, 2013 at 9:47 pm

    @The Other Bob:

    There’s been talk of so-called “regional immigration”. If I’m not mistaken, Canada does something like that.

  85. 85.

    Chris

    July 18, 2013 at 9:51 pm

    @Anne Laurie:

    Hell, Detroit’s been the rightwing nightmare of “those people” for over a century. First that crypto-socialist Henry Ford imported “filthy Eye-talians” and “dumb Polacks” from the European ghettos to produce those ungodly rattletraps that would enable decent Midwesterners’ children to escape from their parents’ narrow little bubbles. Then the Appalachian hillbillies and “colored” tenant farmers started fleeing the pellagra-belt misery to which Libertarian Jesus had appointed them, to go work in the Detroit factories. During the war, otherwise normal young ladies stopped dreaming about finding a good provider & started riveting steel. And even after St. Reagan did his best to crush the Rust Belt, all varieties of Ay-rabs started movin’ in (many of them fleeing neocon wars in the Middle East)…

    The fact that cities are refuges for people who’ve had it with living in the sticks and want something better probably doesn’t help, either. In addition to all These People, cities are filled with those who rejected the righties’ rural nirvana. I suspect at least for some rurals, that ads to the resentment.

    Interestingly enough, if you go back far enough (medieval Europe) there are cities that were quite consciously designed that way. It was called the “free imperial city” model and would answer only to the Holy Roman Emperor – the landed aristocrats in surrounding areas had no authority over it. The idea was that those cities would serve as magnets for many of the peasants tired of living under these lords, which would weaken their support base and force them to be more amicable towards the Imperial throne.

  86. 86.

    pharniel

    July 18, 2013 at 11:37 pm

    @Linnaeus:

    Look at a map of Detroit – preferably one that has shaded boxes for shapes and you’ll see that the city isn’t actually a coherent mass – Much like the towns in phoenix there’s random spurs and trails of land that Detroit annexed way back when that really should be a separate town these days.

    So step 1 – reduce Detroit to its actual supportable enviorns.
    Step 2 – The now unincorporated lands become townships or actual towns again – which means they have local control either way.

    Done – there’s been a great deal of young white urbinintes moving back into Detroit – they’re bohemian in the extreme though. But still if anyone has the right ‘moxie’ (a/k/a racial makeup) to stay the governor’s hand it’s the wealthy families that have been buying up downtown like crazy and The Kids moving in to farm and the like.

  87. 87.

    Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)

    July 18, 2013 at 11:47 pm

    @Higgs Boson’s Mate:

    If you have Google Earth installed, search to Gilbo Ave. and Leander St. in Detroit. Blocks of streets with no houses. It’s easy to find more of the same if you just move your view anywhere around the airport. Square miles of Detroit are returning to prairie.

    And this has been at the core of the city’s problems going back to the point in the 1950s when the population began to decline. Decades of expansion of the city borders, decades of expansion of roads, street lights, sewers and water lines…Then decades of putting the costs of upkeep on fewer and fewer shoulders.

    Funny thing is that the population of metro Detroit had- up until the last decade- grown as the population of the city proper had plummeted. The people bitching the loudest about the city’s problems have been the same people who created the problem by moving to the ‘burbs.

  88. 88.

    Sherlock Hound

    July 18, 2013 at 11:55 pm

    @ArchTeryx:
    The Robocop franchise had a short-lived TV series.

    It was awesome! It preserved Verhoeven’s take on Detroit. It was a cop show that had an episode on welfare reform, featuring, but of course, a private-sector provider and very, very corrupt, too.

    It had Commander Cash, a cartoon character who did PSA’s for “human test volunteers”, since animal testing was banned in Delta City’s time. The Commander also sold a hand grenade in his likeness, for the safety of your children. Not to mention “Sterettes” which were OTC steroids!

    (Years later, I still laugh my ass off hearing Cash’s disclaimer, “Warning: May cause abrupt mood swings! Discontinue use if blood appears in urine.”)

    I loved that show.

  89. 89.

    Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)

    July 19, 2013 at 12:01 am

    @The Other Bob:

    This!

    -Another Michigander

  90. 90.

    Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)

    July 19, 2013 at 12:18 am

    @Chris:

    The fact that cities are refuges for people who’ve had it with living in the sticks and want something better probably doesn’t help, either. In addition to all These People, cities are filled with those who rejected the righties’ rural nirvana. I suspect at least for some rurals, that ads to the resentment.

    Except that it wasn’t a fact when Detroit was growing. People migrated there because there was too little land to farm back home, wherever those homes had been. Economic necessity far outweighed aesthetic considerations as the motivating factor to move to the city in the first half of the last century.

  91. 91.

    goblue72

    July 19, 2013 at 12:45 am

    @efgoldman: San Francisco…New York…Seattle…

  92. 92.

    bad dad

    July 19, 2013 at 1:01 am

    Depends on the bankruptcy judge. We have one of the finest water systems in the country. If it’s privatized and our rates double to because it’s now for-profit, FTS.

    The art in the DIA will be interesting. The tri-county area recently passed a millage to help fund the museum and take that burden from the Detroit taxpayers. I think they have a valid claim to an equity stake there and should be able to keep the DIA from the wolves.

    The Republicans in the State of Michigan have been on a 30 year plan to destroy municipalities, school systems and public employees in general. First, we had the Headlee amendment, which forbid property taxes from rising faster than inflation. Then we had Proposal A, which raised the sales tax to 6% from 4% and reduced property taxes. The state then took over the centralized funding of the schools and have been starving them ever since. School districts are going bankrupt, yet we just did away with business income taxes for everyone but C corporations. The state is even running a surplus right now. Are they sending it back to the schools and cities? Nope. And don’t even get me started on charter schools…

    The ONLY good thing that will come from this crash and burn strategy is the consolidation of cities and school districts. There’s no reason for Dearborn Heights to have 4 school districts. Hell, at this point there’s no reason for Dearborn Heights. Merge it with Dearborn.

    The original grid for the State of Michgan had 6 mile by 6 mile square townships. Around Detroit, these should become the new city boundaries. Merge Wayne, Westland, Garden City and Inkster. Merge Trenton, Wyandotte, Woodhaven and Brownstown Township. And their school districts. We can no longer afford the luxury of 30,000 resident suburbs or 1,000 kid school districts, each with their own police chief, fire chief or superintendent.

    Me rambling. Night, night.

  93. 93.

    What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?

    July 19, 2013 at 6:47 am

    @pharniel: The city has been talking about doing just that for the past few years, but being bankrupt, they lack the resources to actually execute the plan.

  94. 94.

    What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?

    July 19, 2013 at 6:53 am

    @goblue72: Actually Bloomberg ran as a Republican. I like to remind my Faux News fan friends of that whenever they start bitching about how he – like all liberals – wants to control people’s lives.

  95. 95.

    jake the snake

    July 19, 2013 at 9:26 am

    @BGinCHI:

    Verhoeven directed three films in Holland that are considered among the best in Dutch film history. You can argue
    that the Dutch don’t have that impressive a film history, but Verhoeven is probably their best film-maker ever.
    “Turkish Delight”, Soldier of Orange”, and “Black Book”.

  96. 96.

    jake the snake

    July 19, 2013 at 9:32 am

    @Keith:

    Do you know the source of that line?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Marching_Morons

    Someone associated with Robocop obviously was familiar with The Marching Morons, as was Mike Judge.

  97. 97.

    jwest

    July 19, 2013 at 9:56 am

    Based on the way Michigan funds it’s schools, Detroit’s comeback may lie in the total elimination of traditional public schools.

    If the state and the new city management allowed for a pure educational voucher given to the parent of each child, hundreds of thousands of families would look for a way to make a home inside the city. Whole neighborhoods would be bought up instantly while poorer, black residents would be economically pushed to outer suburbs.

    The advent of a free market based, for profit opportunity system for education is the stimulus that Detroit needs.

  98. 98.

    Ramalama

    July 19, 2013 at 9:58 am

    Back when I mingled freely with scientists, I heard talk (maybe 2 years ago?) that Abu Dhabi was considering plunking down a chunk of change to invest in Detroit to make it an environmentally green city. Huge Arab-American population there. Or there was.

  99. 99.

    BruceJ

    July 19, 2013 at 1:10 pm

    @Forum Transmitted Disease:

    “There may not be much to do save to burn it, bulldoze it, and walk away.”

    Are you advocating doing this while the residents are sleeping in their beds, or do you intend to drive them out at bayonet-point first?

  100. 100.

    Phoenix Woman

    July 20, 2013 at 12:41 am

    @What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?: In fact, Detroit’s lily-white suburbs are quite affluent — Oakland County is one of the ten richest in the nation. Why are they so rich while Detroit isn’t? It’s how Michigan’s property tax system is set up to pretty much screw anyone who’s not already white or rich.

  101. 101.

    justinb

    July 21, 2013 at 10:54 pm

    Mobile site please

  102. 102.

    Andrew

    July 23, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    @pharniel: The bulk of the people moving back downtown aren’t bohemian at all. It’s primarily standard young people, but the artist community makes for more interesting newspaper stories.

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