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So… what’s on the agenda for the evening in your neighborhood?
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Me and my online friends when we hear news of freshly viral, debate-worthy content on Twitter. https://t.co/MeCyyuJIhr
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) February 27, 2015
So… what’s on the agenda for the evening in your neighborhood?
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chopper
makin a leg of lamb and listening to hardcore.
not a bad day.
Joseph Nobles
I don’t understand why Obama was going to have to shoot down the Israeli planes himself. Couldn’t he have given the Iranians a heads up and let them do it? That’s Obama’s real problem: bogarting all the evil.
aimai
Cleaning up, maybe making an apple pie, picking teenager up from tech week play practice at 9:00.
ruemara
I’m working on sales projections and marketing strategy. So many numbers. I don’t know how anyone survives a job with so much math. Gross. I hate this and want to get back to creating.
But this is my job. I will be effective. Does anyone else use mantras to get through presentations?
Violet
Going through paperwork. Everything piled up when my parents had their health problems last year and it’s like digging through a mountain to get through it. Plus some of this mess is because of moving twice in one year. I’ve saved things I have no idea why I’ve saved. Random business cards for people or businesses I don’t recognize. Amazon packing slips for things that arrived years ago. A menu from a restaurant I went to on my birthday about five years ago. The restaurant no longer exists. The recycling bin is getting full and the shredder is getting a workout.
jl
What other wonders of the world are unfolding up there in Canadian suburbs?
Canucks been holding out.
Violet
@ruemara:
To get through life, not just presentations.
Change it to “I am effective.” Your brain hears it differently and interprets it as now, not some random, undefined time in the future. Works better.
TaMara (BHF)
Great Dane is sleeping upside-down, snoring and I have to wake him up and get him out for a walk. If you don’t hear from me again, it means he finally got the upper hand and left me for dead in a the ditch.
Corner Stone
My 10 yr old has mastered the drop-step, left hand sweep as he goes to the hoop.
Fucking poetry.
Corner Stone
@TaMara (BHF):
That’s like some really uncalled for Italian-stereotype bashing. For shame.
Violet
@Corner Stone: Hey! The dog’s a Dane not an Italian.
Corner Stone
I hate STAAR testing and I hate this fucking WH admin and I hate several successive DoE bosses named by Obama.
You are fucking all these kids. And feeding all the BS talking points of your wingnut enemies.
Corner Stone
@Violet: Oh, sorry. I thought she was doing a Muppet Waldorf Statler et al rude parody.
Bystander
David Roth could be the next head of ABC News.
Meanwhile, President McCain put out a feeler today. He mused, what is stopping us from flooding the Polish/Russian border with soldiers and armaments. What better way to protest Putin? BTW and most comically, McSame had preceded this with a psychoanalysis that Putin is a megalomaniac and has no regard for the consequences of his actions. To ice the cake, he reiterated how ashamed he is that we haven’t handed WMD to the Ukraineniks, presumably along with shovels and a promise to send in the stone utters once the smoke clears.
OzarkHillbilly
@ruemara: Sure. “I will not put this framing hammer thru this a-holes head. I will not put this framing hammer thru this a-holes head. I will not put this framing hammer thru this a-holes head. I will not put this framing hammer thru this a-holes head…..”
Corner Stone
Personally, I am making the King of BLT sammiches tonight.
Only Uncle Clarence Thomas, Bob Loblaw, Joe Beese, and Tim, Interrupted are invited for delish BLT’s.
ruemara
@Violet: My brain just wants to get away from this. Ugh.
mainmata
I am trying to imagine a Great Dane sleeping upside down and there just seems to be some gravity-defying aspects to that. As for me, schools closed because of an ice storm so I’ve had a bunch of screaming sixteen year old girls at the house simultaneously baking and playing video games. Somehow, I can’t imagine boys doing the same combo of cabin fever activities.
Corner Stone
Haha. I used some names that have been banhammered and my last got ate up.
Such a joke, especially since the fragile ego of ABL is gone from these here environs.
mainmata
@Bystander: OMG, lead singer for Van Halen to head ABC News??! That’s just such an amazing out-of-the-box move. Now News presented very loudly and with electric guitars!
Botsplainer
http://wfpl.org/kentucky-doesnt-have-any-more-working-union-coal-miners/
Which side are you on?
Here’s hoping that now that the immensely critical battle for marriage equality is over and done, that the beneficiaries of that effort are are going to pitch in and make things better in a big way for common working class union proles…
OzarkHillbilly
@Botsplainer: Dreamer.
MomSense
Just came back from a play date for the pup with another puppy who is the same age and size. The spent an hour plowing through deep snow and rough housing. If this doesn’t tire her out–I give up.
Now it’s dinner and catching up on Downton.
JPL
@MomSense: Enjoy Downton. I’m a sap for the xmas episode, except for the Mathew one.
mdblanche
@Bystander:
The fact that Poland’s only border with Russia is with the Kaliningrad enclave?
@Botsplainer:
It would be immensely helpful if the Appalachian proles would meet them halfway and
stop hitting themselvesvoting GOP.aimai
@ruemara: Yes. “Fuck you all” repeated under my breath,does very well.
MomSense
@JPL:
I have a feeling it is going to be sad. At least the puppy is sleeping at my feet which has to be one of the great, simple joys in life.
MomSense
@ruemara:
Oh I have to deal with too much math–and boring projects at work. If you find a good mantra, please share.
shelley
Where are those geese heading and what do they know that we don/t?
*******
Finishing up some chinese food and then starting the finished illustration for a YA novel.
BillinGlendaleCA
@MomSense: I think Pres. McCain(he was a POW dont-cha-no) may need his eyes checked out. In a toolbox full of tools he can only see a hammer. I hear Baby Doc Paul could help out, he’s got one of them medical degrees. Joe Scar may want to see Baby Doc as well, he also seems to be having vision problems.
Steeplejack (tablet)
@MomSense:
“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggone it, people like me!”
Hildebrand
@MomSense: “Do not worry about your problems in mathematics. I can assure you, mine are much greater.” Albert Einstein
Not sure if it is a good mantra, but it is a decent thought.
Arclite
Gamer Dork:
The new version of Unreal Tournament got it’s first texture set, and it’s looking pretty sweet.
OzarkHillbilly
@mdblanche: It would also be immensely helpful if all the fat, comfortable people who wonder how they will ever pay for their new i-phone 6 would vote pro-union so coal miners don’t have to decide between safety regulations and jobs (the way their state senators and reps pitch it to them). Seriously, the vast majority of people who do not belong to a union do not think unions benefit them. And seeing as the vast majority of people do not belong to unions….
We’re fwcked.
Litlebritdifrnt
I had a cheese and onion crisp sandwich for dinner. Believe it or not I recently rediscovered the joys of a crisp (potato chip) sandwich thanks to BuzzfeedUK which did a whole article on the art of making them. There is something quite magical in the softness of the bread, the smoothness of the butter and the crunchiness of the crisps. What is especially magical is once you have buttered the bread (or roll) and piled the crisps high on it, you then put on the lid and the wonderful crunch sound you get when you smush the two halves together. I guess this means I need to get out more.
MomSense
@BillinGlendaleCA:
What was it Zbig said about Joe Scar–something like his knowledge was so stunningly superficial it was embarrassing.
@Steeplejack (tablet): @Hildebrand:
Stuart Smalley and Albert Einstein. Oh the places you’ll go on balloon-juice.
mb
@Litlebritdifrnt: Peanut butter with potato chips is pretty good too.
SiubhanDuinne
My brother posted a rant on Facebook earlier this evening saying that every state should impose mandatory drug testing on welfare applicants, and if you don’t take drugs then you have nothing to worry about. I was going to let it go (I don’t particularly enjoy openly fighting with members of my family), but I decided to write a calm, rational (fairly lengthy) rebuttal and put it in a PM. Just hit the send button on that, and am curious to see how he responds.
OzarkHillbilly
@mb: Peanut butter with dill pickles is sublime. Seriously, A friend introduced me to it in 5th grade.
MomSense
@Litlebritdifrnt:
I’ve been craving a proper cucumber tea sandwich lately. The kids asked me about London the other day and now it’s all I can think about but I can never quite make them right.
mb
@OzarkHillbilly: Think I’m going to have to take your word for that.
SiubhanDuinne
@chopper:
Now this is hardcore: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb_to_the_Slaughter
Botsplainer
@mdblanche:
The killoff of the unions and decline of progressive fortunes in areas of Appalachia are just indicators of a larger nationwide problem, n’est c’est pas? Isn’t it more of a “glibertarians of all stripes are choking out labor” problem, and the fact that a major coal producing state HAS NO REMAINING UNION MINERS a proverbial canary in a coal mine?
MomSense
@OzarkHillbilly:
Feta cheese and strawberry jam is another sandwich that sounds gross but is really tasty.
germy shoemangler
@mb: peanut butter on apple. peanut butter with banana.
I had a friend many years ago cook spaghetti with peanut butter. I thought he was insane, but it tasted quite good.
Mnemosyne (iPhone)
@SiubhanDuinne:
AFAIK, every state that has done that discovered that only a tiny percentage of welfare recipients were using illegal drugs, so if nothing else, it’s a complete waste of taxpayer money. Unfortunately, logic and rationality doesn’t seem to work on people who want to punish the poor, but my first question to your brother would be, why does he want to waste taxpayer money on an expensive boondoggle like that?
OzarkHillbilly
Tell him I agree. As long as he is subjected to the same, as he receives the benefits of countless gov’t services too. DRUG TESTS FOR EVERYONE!!!! If you don’t take drugs, what’s to worry?
germy shoemangler
@SiubhanDuinne: I would read a short story collection that contained stories rejected by the New Yorker.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
Good on Al, from TPM
@SiubhanDuinne: Is the obsession with the “undeserving poor” unique to the US, or at least to the extent it drives so many people’s politics?
SiubhanDuinne
@SiubhanDuinne:
Update: He takes my points, he deleted the original post on FB, and he thanked me for “rebooting his brain.” All in all, a pretty satisfactory outcome, with no hard feelings on either side.
mb
@OzarkHillbilly: Yeah, everyone who takes a tax deduction for their mortgage should have to be drug tested. Might be using that federal subsidy to get high.
germy shoemangler
@Mnemosyne (iPhone): Test the lawmakers instead. Because if they’re under the influence they can do considerable damage. Is there a test for excessive alcohol consumption? Test Boehner.
Wasn’t Reinquist on a veritable cocktail of medications while he was on the court? Serious, mind-altering medications? And I remember Bush sr. was on a powerful sleep aide with a ton of cognitive side-effects.
catclub
@Corner Stone: Sounds like someone has been watching james harden. or manu Ginobili.
OzarkHillbilly
@mb: I know, i know, I thought so too, but what do you have to lose?
@MomSense: Actually, that sounds pretty dam good to me.
MomSense
@OzarkHillbilly:
Toast the bread.
SiubhanDuinne
@Mnemosyne (iPhone):
Exactly. Not that anyone here needs persuading, but if you’re at all interested, here’s the message I sent my brother (minus some personal, jokey things):
OzarkHillbilly
@SiubhanDuinne: Wow. It worked. My faith in humanity has been rebooted. For 20 minutes or so anyway.
germy shoemangler
@SiubhanDuinne: Jesus! That should be an editorial… It’s better than most of the stuff I see in my local paper.
OzarkHillbilly
@MomSense: Ooooh…. open faced in the oven, the cheese a little melted, then add the strawberry preserves… Now I have to go back to town for some feta cheese!
ThresherK
@OzarkHillbilly: Little did we know it was a gateway to Thai food: Can’t have a satay without pPeanut sauce and that cucumber with sweet vinegar / hot pepper flake.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
Just turned on Tweety long enough to see him ask his panel if “any president can live with a nuclear Iran”, I think were his words. We “live with” a nuclear Pakistan and North Korea, two countries that strike me as far more volatile and potentially dangerous than Iran, cause what the fuck’s the alternative? I don’t suppose anybody ever points out who was President when they got the bomb?
JPL
@SiubhanDuinne: Very nice. Ozark had a good point about drug tests for everyone who receives gov’t money. Let the representatives and senators line up now.
I just read your reply to your brother and It was great!
SiubhanDuinne
@OzarkHillbilly:
My brother’s a good guy. He’s rather like Tommy’s father, I think — votes Republican and describes himself as conservative because he always has. But whenever I (or someone) calls him on the specifics, he is actually very generous about seeing the point and walking back his knee-jerk positions.
@germy shoemangler:
Why thank you! What a nice thing to say!
SiubhanDuinne
@ruemara:
Om namah shivaya.
JPL
@SiubhanDuinne: Germy was right.
SiubhanDuinne
@Violet:
You sound like me.
MomSense
@OzarkHillbilly:
I do peanut butter and banana sandwiches in the oven. Total yum.
SiubhanDuinne
@JPL:
Thanks!
MomSense
@SiubhanDuinne:
You are a rock star.
BGinCHI
I was just at Redstate reading EE’s post on the “takeway” after CPAC (blame Booman for my being there).
Here is Erick son of Erick on Jindal:
Well. There it is. If you sincerely think that how can anyone reason with you?
SiubhanDuinne
@OzarkHillbilly:
Somehow missed this comment earlier, sorry, but you will note that I actually made that point in my response to my baby bro.
SiubhanDuinne
@MomSense:
Oooh!!
MomSense
NPR had a nice story about an elementary school percussion group playing Led Zeppelin. Jimmy Page is a fan.
http://www.npr.org/2015/03/01/390033537/young-louisville-percussionists-love-led-zeppelin-and-jimmy-page-loves-them
Corner Stone
@SiubhanDuinne:
Hmmm…hmmm….
Corner Stone
@BGinCHI:
How is there any reasoning with you after just this part?
BGinCHI
@Corner Stone: Biggest. Perhaps. Ever.
BGinCHI
@Corner Stone: Also it seems EE’s definition of “health care expert” is:
fuck the poors.
Corner Stone
@catclub: He plays center in his league so it’s more a post-up, butt to the goal move, but it’s still nasty when he doesn’t get out and out hacked. He gets two to three buckets off it before they rotate.
SiubhanDuinne
@Corner Stone:
If there was just some way I could bring him over the thin line and persuade him that he could vote for the Democratic candidate(s) and not go straight to hell. He’s a Jesus freak but sees my point about atheism/agnosticism. He’s a conservative but when you actually pin him down, he agrees with the “liberal” viewpoint. He believes any old silly thing going around on Facebook, but show him a link to Snopes and he’ll walk it right back.
Shorter: I love him, but I am the first to admit he is not much of a thinker, and is easily swayed by the most recent person to talk to him.
Tree With Water
I just saw a recent photo of Stephen Colbert. His head of hair is as dark as ever, but he grew a beard and it is grey and I know why that happens. It’s because he uses his mouth more than his brains.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
Every GOP primary poll I’ve seen shows Cruz in single digits, and I’m surprised every time I see those polls.
Geeno
@ruemara: For you on this special presentation day
Steeplejack (phone)
@SiubhanDuinne:
Awesome.
Corner Stone
@SiubhanDuinne:
I recently told my mom and sister that the “PBO doesn’t love America the same way as us” discussion had no place in my house and they could GTFO if they didn’t see what they were saying.
And they both vote D, FWIW. So, I get that pain. At least a little.
It’s just fucking pernicious.
catclub
@BGinCHI: also substantive the same way Brownback is substantive in Kansas.
Bust the state budget by cutting taxes, use one time funds for stop gap fix the first time it happens, then leave office.
catclub
@Corner Stone: How in the world can any person who gets elected president – by millions and millions of people voting for them, not love this country? Tis a mystery.
Botsplainer
@MomSense:
It’s a nice project – typical of something arising here in the People’s Democratic Socialist Republic of Louisville.
Here’s praying that the Kentucky House stays reliably Democratic so that we don’t get cut up and parceled out to 3 redneck congressional districts in a Mayberry Machiavelli move like those demented cocksuckers did to Austin.
Mnemosyne (iPhone)
Since I’m starting to feel like the office cold is finally catching up with me, I may have to make myself a peanut butter and banana sandwich for dinner.
SiubhanDuinne
@Steeplejack (phone):
Ta.
MomSense
@Botsplainer:
I taught performing arts in the schools for many years so I have to give it up for a teacher who does such great work and motivates her kids to spend nights and weekends rehearsing.
I’ll be rooting for Louisville!
SiubhanDuinne
@Corner Stone:
Yeah. Always a bit painful when philosophical/political views crash headlong into family dynamics.
Hal
@SiubhanDuinne: Brilliant. I see Facebook posts about testing people on welfare every once in awhile and it drives me insane. That and the fact that every other rant I see has someone who swears they saw someone buying lobster, which I know is b.s. I had one friend who posted about someone who spent over 200 dollars (she knew the exact amount) using an ebt card and she was livid. I was sitting there thinking you’re mad because she used food stamps for food?
Corner Stone
I love the El Rey network, and there isn’t a damn thing any of you can do about it.
Corner Stone
@catclub:
Easy. That’s a love of power, not country.
I absolutely lost it on them for a good forty-five minutes. Discussed the “legit prez” and all the rest of the things we talk about here. It got pretty ugly, but that’s not unusual here in TX.
Howard Beale IV
TPM: Radio host: Congressmen Should Hang ‘From A Noose’ For Skipping Bibi Speech.
Yes, Andres Shea King did go there:
Here’s another one for the Render No Aid list.
SiubhanDuinne
@Hal:
I know. I figure, once the money is given (whether it’s me handing a fiver to a panhandler or someone receiving government assistance), it is none of my business what they do with it.
SiubhanDuinne
@Howard Beale IV:
A fucking noose in front of the fucking U.S. Capitol building? Is she for fucking real?
Elizabelle
@Corner Stone: I heart El Rey too. Francis Ford Coppola in The Director’s Chair tonight, and then “The Conversation.” Repeated immediately after.
And episode 5 of “Better Call Saul.”
An embarrassment of riches tonight.
(For Hobbits fans, Peter Jackson movies on TCM, 8 through 6 am.)
Howard Beale IV
@SiubhanDuinne: Apparently so.
Corner Stone
@Hal:
I agree with the main sentiment of this post. But, I am reminded of the overwhelming reaction here, at this very liberal blog, to Shanesha Taylor in AZ when it was found out she didn’t want to stick X amount of donated funds into a trust fund for her kids to go to school in 15 years.
This very liberal blog got their hate on for the fact that she spent money on rent, food, utilities.
So, to sum up, that oft stated hate-on is not exactly unique.
Corner Stone
@Elizabelle:
Beyond the Kung Fu, of which mine is better than yours, I love stuff like The Directors Chair. I have recently seen Tarantino, Del Toro and right now Coppola.
For anyone who loves nut ass control freaks, and how they make movies, you have to watch the GdT session of Directors Chair.
That nutjob breaks it down, yo.
Mnemosyne (iPhone)
@Elizabelle:
I am annoyed with El Rey because they promised in commercials that they were going to show Mario Bava movies, and so far, nothing. Just a bunch of Lucio Fulci, the inferior (if ludicrously gorier) Bava imitator.
Plus their website sucks ass. You can look at the schedule, but it won’t let me click to see which of the many movies called “Shock” is the one they’re showing.
(It’s probably the Fulci one, which is an alternate title for “Beyond the Door II,” but I’m annoyed that they’re making me guess.)
ETA: Wait, hang on — IMDb tells me that “Shock” was Bava’s last film. But why not pick something that’s a little better, like “Bay of Blood” or “The Whip and the Body”? Lame.
Ruckus
@ruemara:
Math every day. Trig and such mostly but numbers is what I do. OK I move metal but you have to do the math to do that. Never more than a arms reach of a calculator. Before calculators I used slide rules, most used pencil and paper. Lots and lots of paper. When I used computers to run the machines you had to plan out the entire job in numbers before you pushed one button. Over 50 yrs of this. What amazes me is when I run into an adult who has no idea how to do something simple like percentages.
PurpleGirl
Watching my favorite kitten cam. Also watching LOTR on TCM. I like the trilogy. I still enjoy it.
debbie
Man, I hate Canada geese with a white hot fury, but I’ve never seen them move like that.
Howard Beale IV
@Ruckus:
I’ve been half-tempted to put my Pickett in a glass-topped box with a hammer next to it, with a badge along the bottom:
“In case of nuclear war, break glass.”
True story: Back in the 1970s I had a entry-level slide rule that still had Pickett’s lifetime warranty. Some of the markings on the scales stated to come off. So I mailed it back to them under their warranty procedure-two weeks later, got a replacement.
Steeplejack (phone)
@Corner Stone:
I’ve been reliving my ’70s trashy kung fu phase. I’ve got to learn note about this director Cheh Chang.
Steeplejack (phone)
@Mnemosyne (iPhone):
Shock (1977)—the Bava one—on at 10:00 p.m. EST Friday.
Steeplejack (phone)
@Steeplejack (phone):
Learn more. FYWP.
Elizabelle
Good Tom Toles cartoon today.
Mnemosyne (iPad Mini)
@Steeplejack (phone):
Yes, but wherefore “Hatchet for the Honeymoon,” or “Blood and Black Lace”?
Feh, I say. Also pfui.
RSR
hahaha, RT’d
I think the IPA is finally kicking in.
Steeplejack (phone)
@Mnemosyne (iPad Mini):
Hey, it’s a third-tier micro-channel. Cut ’em some slack. I hadn’t seen Shaolin Temple in 40 years!